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[quote author=Mynd44 post=66304268][/quote]nairaland police come and arrest me

CSTR1002:
So Russia has more influence in the Middle East than America and Europe combined?

Pass me that weed. It is strong

dude I won't say America has a strong hold on the middle East

the only reason my job is enjoyable
is the free wifi
i can download more than 3gb per day
tiresome sometimes sha
feeding allowances
public holiday allowance
sales target allowance

UDUJ:
I learnt this stuff from you bruv

Men it's always the fine babes that have the smelliest poo

all is well

why is he so much involve in bbn these days
dont he have something to do

so this is news

you never see anything OP
i remember a chick back in school that used my toilet..
i said i should go and release my bladder after she finished
i swear tears left my eyes
the smell can make a comatose patient wake up
wetin pain me pass the chick fine die

UDUJ u try your copyrighting
the mods wont see this ooo

everything has a ruling
i reserve my comment before someone from somewhere
decides to ban me

whats your definition of uneducated
if your meaning of uneducated is him not attending uni
i swear you nor get sense

madridguy:
Na their palava. Italy can pick up their slot

which kind swear b dat

i swear as i saw how long the write up was i gave up

when konji controls a man senses

wethebest:
she no even need my money bt jst want dey bleep me cox of d way i roll. i wish i get am for mind to do any rituals den, to see gals use for no hard me. another one wey shock me na d gals living in d other flat close to mine, one of dem come bleep me wen her sisters travel bt if those her sisters dey around, all of dem go dey form holy holy. chai, Ekp life. All dese stupid gals hs no right to label any man poor cox they re all poo once u re made tomorrow

hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
is kinda difficult to one that stands out from the rest
i didnt date any ekp chick
never saw the one that was worth it

wethebest:
Supreme too small na. na chosen hotel be their classroom nw. Tnk God am finally done with dem. Just look nice, get ride, beta apartment with Laptop nd iPhone, person wife rdy to bleep u. na d day wey wan pregnant lady in my area come visit me nd i jst see her as my neighbor nd i dey regard her well cox of her condition ready to bleep me with belle, na im i fear women wen e reach money mata. these hoes ain't loyal or worth any stress.

i just roll in supreme cause is closer to where i stay..
you dont even need a ride let your apartment be cool,get laptop,and better dressing
apartment was never a problem for me
almost all the guys that time for my in-law house dey run street
even my elder bro
na one room e dey buh if you enter you nor go like come out
the room was classy
the bed alone high and mighty if i nor wan use that place one of my stupid friends wen use half a million take furnish e room
i go just push matter go that side
wait oo
how much the woman dey look for your hand

UDUJ:
Correct

Those days most of us for Uniben no send all those our fake babes wey dey form too much. Those ekp girls set and dey very down to earth. Those days was fun men

i thought it was only me uniben girls doesnt really freak me
they can form for africa
i havent seen chicks as fine and set in edo like ekp babes
too bad i didnt date any

UDUJ:
Marvin so you be former Ekpomski boy? I dey flow all those Idumebo and Ujoelen those days come check some chicks like dat

hahahahhahahaha
dude i schooled in auchi
buh was in ekp most of the time
have got in-laws in ujeme
so i just crash ekp most of the time when auchi starts getting boring
the kind of goals i score for ekp
lord have mercy

wethebest:
My nigga. ekp guy saying d truth without fear. boys don use gals like her buy lexus nd build hostels finish for ekp. i greet you. AAU no b beans

guy u know the story
every friday supreme hotel must cast..
girls searching for rich nigga everywhere
AAU open my eyes to many things

gloria34:
being married to a lazy guy is d worst nightmare of any woman, some go con wicked on top. a couple in my street who are struggling together ( guy is a photographer, wont allow wife to work). he asked the lady to handle his shop in his absence hence no work 4 her. they have 4 kids together, recently, his late dad's pension was paid and him being d eldest son have to b in control. d next thing we see, na two small girls carry belle 4 d guy and they still dey rentage. some people sha

hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha
that guy village people dont open e chapter
then again money can bring the best or the worst out of you
too bad it brought the worst out of him
its the woman i feel sorry for
having to go through that trauma

ImaIma1:
Sounds like an excuse. If the man cheats, they say the woman is not performing well. If it is confirmed that she is performing well then it must be for another reason.

Continue

ok fine
all men are cheats
are you happy now

why will i have a favorite mod
when almost all of them done block me

different girls different smells different taste
some smells and taste like rotten fish
some taste salty
some taste sour
some taste like mayonnaise
while there was this particular chick hers tasted like apple chewing gum

ImaIma1:
If a woman like like her do frog style, hang from the window or chandelier, do upside down or spinning wheel, a man that will cheat will cheat

yes
buh not with the excuse that hes sex life hes dull
even husbands to pornstars still cheat buh not with the excuse that they dont get it good from their wives

chicks like you that have this ideology full ekp
and many of them nor get womb again..
why some of them life have been rendered worthless like ekpoma road
fact is dont get married to a lazy ass unambitious nigga
buh if you make money the no 1 thing in choosing a husband
get ready to carry wetin big pass you
as far he can give you the basic amenities clothing,shelter,food
no wahala

who are you please

we have to first see how good you are in bed
and i will be happy to tutor you
have bsc in pre-intimacy and doggy
just completed my masters in orgasm achievement..
heading fro phd in the laws and styles of the kamasutra

when your ancestors are playing draft with your brain this is the result

when you keep eating beans the same way all the time
why wont you get tired
if you know your sex life is dull why dont you find ways to spice things u with your wife
the kamasutra is there other things are there
who wont get tired of doing missionary for ten years
where i wont blame you is if your wife refused to change in you guys sex life
buh for now your just another irresponsible high end maggot

their life their money their business

erico2k2:
Ahah this is funny.well let me make it simple . I will go on holiday to south Africa if I want to see wild life .
I will go to Poland arround feb if I want Wint er holiday ie skiing
I will go to Wales if I want to do caving and free dive .
I went to Las Vegas cos I want to hire a monstag and drive for 500 miles on a straight road . Or to Brazil cos I want to visit the Amazon . These are points on interest that makes one's vacation .
At your local embassies they will sure ask you these as well .

dude you don't expect we to start listing the reasons for my traveling
haba