₦airaland Forum

ClumsyFlimsy:
I swear ecobank na horrible bank

I jejely left my 1000 naira which dey withheld as minimum deposit balance

Yet this bastards kept on debuting from the 1000 till e turn 300

now if I receive another money they idiots go still collect 1k from the money then give me 300

That bank is the worst bank ever

hahahahahhahahhahhahha..
fidelity is still doing the same thing to me..
i left that account with 1k three years back..
na that 1k dere go add interest and still deduct
any time i see alert i dey laugh.
buh their customer service is better than eco..
i don't know why eco bank staffs always seem frustrated

why is America so desperate about north Korea..
and pls nobody should tell me is because of nuclear arms
because it has gone beyond that

i think am the only one sick of this topic

dude..
your wife fvcking every dick and harry for money..
even a five year old will tell you that..
how do you explain condoms in her bag..
even if the condom weren't used why should a condom be in her bag..
now be a man when she comes out from the bathroom..
i expected you to donate slap to her face first
don't beat her just donate like 2 slap
weaklings calling themselves men everywhere

how did a three year old climb up and fell inside a well
i dont understand

Liftedhands:
Yes they teach it at ante Natal, still some who haven't experienced child birth before mistake it for normal pregnancy discomfort.

They overlook it most times and go about their daily business till they get fully dilated and baby pushing hard to come forth.

thanks for the info..
gracias

as pretty as she is..
now youve committed suicide your husband will now get another wife

as pretty as she is..
now you've committed suicide your husband will now get another wife

barclays in nigeria..
nigerian bank are about to see terrible things..
especially that stupid Eco bank how people use that crase man bank i dont know

have to admit is really simple..
buh the dude is lucky

Liftedhands:
Yes you are right but not all women can tell they are in labor especially first time mothers. Plus some women get silent painless contractions.

yeah the painfull contractions is one the sign have come to notice..
it will come and go
buh isnt this taught in anti-natal
to know the signs of birth

from day 1 soldier and police never liked each other..
oil and water

i swear if na naija nobody go reason your matter..
na dem go tell you make you jump
one less useless person in the country



well last last italy government fit reason e matter..
buh the bad side to it every other mo.ron will like to follow hes footstep

i talk am..
this bastard that nobody refuses to shoot down..
has finally revealed hes end game...
soon he will re-brand tithing and call it another thing..
for peeps to pay
and hes moronic followers will be praising him

Liftedhands:
You are wrong! Labor can come anytime asides the woman's due date.

Even those who are due can't just go and sit in the hospital na? So a trip must be made(Except some cases sha)

Once baby crowns (that is bring head out) its a race against time to deliver the child to avoid death or brain damage to baby due to lack of air.

buh i do believe a woman get some signs..
that's shes about to go into labor before hand...

i must admit shes pretty hot..
scorpion style go fit this body sha

i just don't understand this two..
if you guys want to get back together just do it..
and stop all this

this just made me remember my once gf turned sex doll..
cheated on me two fvcking times and i still forgave..
who am i not to if Jesus forgave all sinners why wont i..
problem with this is just that she thinks we are still in a relationship

Liftedhands:
Olodo you funny o.

hey if am wrong correct me..
no nigga is perfect

Princeofnigeria:
Jew***go and sleep

who be this one again..

all this self acclaimed finest guys in NL i hail una ministry..
we worwor guys na just to sit down observe

is this a dude or a girl

when was the last time someone fvcked sense into you
just imagine the people your calling to be mods..
round table of unimaginable fools

even if you naked for my front..
my chairman will not stand

don't women calculate their birth period..
this should have been avoided

this just looks childish

abeg how can i be a senator in the next 3-4 years
b like say na this work sure pass

this man wants to turn imo state to hes family property..
and all these igbo people wont say anything
buh when it comes to yoruba there go get power
they shout afonja

ekiiti election fayose don already rig.

Pharaoh001:
I am devastated too....... Lifu were the best housemate so far ......I'm pretty sure there's campaign on those vote,here in Nigeria.....if not,only an slowpoke will vote for Team Ceelo....and they were always leading with massive gap..
I feel so sorry for Ifunada.....but i'm gonna miss Leo.......oh my leo

WTF are you saying

kalvoken:
day break as in how, of what use the shame to me?

if not for nairaland mods who are no different from typical naija politicians, is bbn related topic supposed to see front page? even when majority of the members had expressed their no interest towards the shame.

I don't like it,you,don't, many in NL who don't like it
buh what to do
dude there's nothing we can do about it..
we just have to bear

teamsynergy:
Hmmm, should Linda ikeji and Rita Dominic remove their earrings too....

Her live her business

those two Peep's you just called their village people don sit down for their matter