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Awol1:
Lol.

You know, I think "Blessing" and "Joy" is the most popular pseudo names taken by prostitutes and runs girls.

I stand to be corrected by whoever thinks he knows these girls more than I do.

I thought it was only me that noticed this..
Most ashawo bear names like peace, blessing,joy,and favor

openmine:
That your pic of Thor and cap marvel
I can't wait for April

Isn't that the next avenger's

Onyi22:
Na ur papa do me

This one is finished

I don't get it..
all government schools in Delta State is free so why is she paying fees or isn't that a government school

Onyi22:
She should shut up her mouth, she is just being jealous because Davido has d most highest number of IG followers..............
I can't unfollow my Davido just to follow this one...........
Davido Amaka

who did this to you nor get sense I swear

may the best man win or the best theif

Onyi22:
Na ur mama be guy

that your doggy style make sense sha

how old is this dude again

not going to happen

Dammylois:
Happy freaking birthday to you ;

gracias

Onyi22:
Awww..... Happy birthday my nigga....
Wishing u all d best in life....
More wisdom, more prosperity, good health n more money...
I celebrate u my G
Enjoy my dear cause it's ur day...

so your head fit correct like this..
hmmmmm...
nevertheless muahhhhhhhhhhhhh your a darling

Onyi22:
Sharrrrrrrap there, my davido is bigger than them, he's even bigger than all ur miserable family...

I won't start my bday by insulting you ...

nice..


It's my freaking birthday..
hbd to me

fiercehillz:
Davido is bigger than most people think...I once argued with my guy when he told me Davido has more Instagram followers than the likes of Usher, Migos, Novak Djokovic, Rapheal Nadal, Idris Elba, Chris Rock, Jidenna, Nelly, 21 savage, fetty wap, Maroon 5, ASAPs, Akon, TI, Tpain, Kelly Rowland, Mariah Carey, Orlando bloom, Will I am, Celine Dion, Tyler Perry, Dr. Dre, Big Sean, 2 chainz...etc n just 100k less than lil Wayne.... I almost lost 5k that day.


Nice 1 OBO

you know the difference between them and davido they are know worldwide why the latter popularity is majorly around africa..
and dude did you just say davido is bigger than them maybe. few on the list..
buh is an insult for you to say he's bigger than Dr Dre,lil Wayne usher Marie Carey and even Celine

sexiestharam:
This award doesn't belong to Lagos but Onitsha. A building in Onitsha can have five floors with five different landlords.

Seriously didn't know the madness has reached there..
It's quite funny if you ask for the landlord of the building they will ask you for which floor..

welcome to Lagos..
where 4 storey building we have 4landlords
a place where skycraper is built on bungalow foundation

EzeFund:
Lagos is such a useless place.. Despite all the investment and development set out by the igbos.. See the result of Governanace by the Afonja Gov.

how can one person be this dastardly stu.pid

my next phone has to be Huawei mate 20 that phone is a monster in disguise

Uefa has killed man u

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Jerryembassy91:
Lol...Juve must not go home

I swear that would be the most interesting game..
Ronaldo vs mane salah and firmino

Liverpool vs Juventus..
Want to see that game

Officialgarri:
I said I'm out of ideas. She keeps blocking my shots . Its been over a week now since I last hit her kpekus.

stop behaving like a novice and tell her what she wants to hear

so cute

Officialgarri:
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too.

I swear your dastardly mad..
Don't you know how to lie or should we teach you..
tell her what she wants to hear
and start hitting that kpekus

cut your dick

karma might be slow buh it always does it's job one way or the other so the chick better be prepared..


for the guy I really can't blame him just that life goes on buh the scar will never leave he's heart..
As for me a chick that isn't my wife I can never invest in her the risk is just too much

PierreAbutu:
Pls kindly tell us where d girl is from...thanks

na benin girl sha

Onyi22:
Useless boy

frodo wannabe...

Eyahhhhhhhhhhhh..
I just remembered one useless chick I had in school she told me that chocolate's,music, and candle light dinner makes her wet..the day I reach her house e nor reach 10 minutes my fingers was already drilling water from her body..
Useless girls