₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

Sorry Sister , I could feel the pain in ur post ,

Did he later tell u he wanted a virgin

well he didn't deserve U

There are Many good guys out there

just pray

Pidgin2:
I keep saying it, stay in your country. If you can't get a job, go into farming, you will surely see what to eat. RIP

So U will steal someone's land to farm

though am against the horrible crossing

MaziOmenuko:
When I saw the thread heading, I knew Pythagoras would be the #1. That eqn birthed the geometry aspect of mathematics.

Let me tell you a story.

When I was in js2, I left the school hostel and travelled home. Unfortunately, I met no one at home as my parents travelled (there was no handset then). I had to return to school the next morning after sleeping in my neighbours place. I didn't have a dime left on me as I had hoped to get some cash from home. On getting to the bus stop, I pleaded with a passenger to allow me sit on his laps so i wont have to pay transport fare. It was a small car, owned by young lad who wanted to make quick cash. When the car got moving, he insisted that i pay inasmuch as i wasnt occupying any seat. The passengers were furious at him.

After few minutes of arguing, he said that if only his passengers were science students, they will understand that irrespective of the fact that I wasn't occupying a seat, I still need to pay. That was the last thing he said, he didn't collect money from me but that statement stuck to my mind.

It wasn't until ss2 when I studied Newton's laws of motion that I understood perfectly what the young driver meant. Especially the mathematical derivatives of Newton's 2nd law where F = ma. It became clear that for the moving car under constatn acceleration, more force (fuel) would be needed if the mass increases. I was increasing the sum total of mass,m in his car and as such, he would need to burn more fuel to maintain acceleration.

Mathematic eqns become more interesting when it is applied; that is why engineering is the best course to study. Application of mathematical and science principles become alive when you design your first plant

pls could u trow some lights on what happens when u ride a bicycle against a wall on top speed ! ?

Bros abeg show us the pix ,when the babe open her legs
that settles the matter

samuelzion:
Candles are not just for light

My Broda the hymnes run myhead ! !
Theres is one directly opposite my house
U nid to hear these hymnes
ancient & modern original

crisycent:
You dey there? You think say na lion dey fück all those fine girls? Na people wen u no even believe dey run am.

On point guy ! on point ! !

U just confirmed my assertions

C. .h...I. .n ...e ....k. ...e ... . ! ...! N n n a ! !
God forbid evil ! !

If I dey drink my Star or Guinness ehn, how person won tek collect am , hia !

Hmn ! NIGERIA IS A FOOLS PARADISE !

EVEN A FOOLS PARADISE IS BETTER THAN NIGERIA ! !

MY BRODAS ,IF U SEE THE HARDSHIP , INFLATION, AND COMMOTION THIS SCARCITY OF SMALL NOTES HAVE CAUSED NIGERIANS E E ! !

SOMETIMES U ARE STRANDED AT A BUSTOP WITH UR HIGH NOTE , NO CAB WANTS TO CARRY U DUE TO LACK OF CHANGE, SOMETIMES U WILL HAVE TO FIGHT OVER UR CHANGE, WHEN IT IS WITHELD, SOMETIMES U LOOSE UR CHANGE BY 4GETING IT TO OTHERS ,

AND LOOK AT D REASON SOMEONE GAVE FOR MAKING THE TIN SCARCE

ABEG I DON TIRE JOOR ! !

Am just loving this man every minutes , before u think am , the man don , start him own blockage, mehn ! ! I dey feel this man die ! , Na so I wake up one morning , I h
ear say dem don catch some Judges wet dey stock money 4 inside shoes and bathrooms !


D.a .a.h.m it mehn ! !

may u live long Baba ! !

The truth shall set us free
Is the money up to 10mil
or is this for media hipe
Only the truth shall set us free

and we didn't see where contract agreements were signed ! , the more we look the less we see ! !

And that reflective they are wearing , so Nigeria cannot afford a very smart reflective uniform with the name ( Nigeria) inscribed on it , other than this emergency reflectors used by agboros @ Oshodi . It makes them look so unprepared ,

na wha 4 Niger sef ! !

why do ppl always project their thongs like anacondas
I don't see any sense in this habit, rather it irritates me !

egbonnla:
All of us (Wailers and Zombies) should be worried about the recent recklessness and lack of respect for the rule of law on part of he executive. We should not allow sentiments to becloud our sense of reasoning. The Judiciary is an independent arm of government and the last hope of the common man. Granted some few judges may be corrupted but the constitution has provided ways of treating cases of corrupted judges. The executive should have reported such judges to National Judicial Committee. The judges can then be prosecuted by the police if they are found guilty of criminal acts by NJC.
If we allow the Executive to muzzled the Judiciary, the president may become a dictator who can do any thing and get away with it. Our collective freedom may be taken....

Guy forget that long process, so u dey believe Nig. police, Pmb just show them small example, he is on their ass now, could u believe that those whose duty is to discharge free and fair justice 4 me&u are the ones upturning it to their self gain , and this is why cases are never concluded judiciously here, so something drastic has to be done somtimes

ElsonMorali:
Now in chess this is what we call Castling.

Nice move Mr. President.

The only fault I have is that this should have been one of your very first moves.

Well maybe now the cases before the other judges will proceed speedily, after all, justice delayed is justice denied.

yes bro ! , castling and night-moves

abouzaid:
Do u feel that ur university degree was a waste of time and why. What would u do differently if ur to go back.

Bross u are on point ,

On the other hand , wiskid , patoranking ,timaya ,OLAMIDE ETC
Are busy making serious money

while u kill urself in Nigerian University

Is all bulshit

picture of d kids or idonbilivit

Capableben:
.....such a pretty lady. God knows best.



I implore y'all to join me in celebrating our Nation with "My Nation" ft LS Ecorest set to drop on 1stOctber. Anticipate!

KIDS OF THESE DAYS DON'T HAVE HUMAN COMPASSION AND MORAL DECORUM !

THEY HAVE SOLD THEIR CONSCIENCE 4PEANUTS

IF NOT WHY DO U FIND IT PLEASANT TO SELL UR MUSIC COVER PAGE ON A DEATH AND SYMPATHY THREAD


MAY GOD HELP U GUYS

SIS MAY U REST IN D LORDS BOSSOM ! !


But the world is wicked

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood , but against principalities and powers in d low and in d higher places .

What an evil Society ! !
This is not good and I refuse is the will of God !

Nigeria is becoming more occultic

May God Help us !

Aisha fine pass Omotola

Aisha fine pass Omotola
and billboard wife

I came into did thread just to address cogent issues
I think is high time we stoped celebrating mediocrity and mediocres online
we are reasonable ppl
there should be some sanity in the way we live our lives
pleeeeeez

I came into did thread just to address cogent issues
I think is high time we stoped celebrating mediocrity and mediocres online
we are reasonable ppl
there should be some sanity in the way we live our lives
pleeeeeez

Now this brings me to ask all u guys who boast that they studied mechanical engineering in Nigerian universities


simple question .

What makes the car to move ?


This guy might not have seen the four walls of the higher institution , but here he is , more proud than most of our so called engineers who cannot even fixe a car tire , tighten nor loosen valves or even know the channels of air supply.

Kudos to my Aboki friend !

Nigeria educational system is just a shadow of itself

and a paradox

And how do we know the wolves in sheep clothings now !
Especially now that one was caught with coke @ N .A I A
Abuja ,
Hmn , is like 2pac, u can't see me
The more u try to look at this pilgrime , the less u see
use ur heads guys !

I feel 4 d truck driver
I also know what those smaller vehicles can do a times
and heavy duty trucks don't apply automatic brakes
now insurance go deny them ! !

I feel 4 d truck driver
I also know what those smaller vehicles can do a times
and heavy duty trucks don't apply automatic brakes
now insurance go deny them ! !

I feel 4 d truck driver
I also know what those smaller vehicles can do a times
and heavy duty trucks don't apply automatic brakes
now insurance go deny them ! !

GEJ , THE CLUELESS ONE

but where is Dasuki , and Deziani sef,

I can't see them there ;GEJ , THE CLUELESS ONE

but where is Dasuki , and Deziani sef,

I can't see them there

Pls op and co !

u guys should stop this deceiving of the masses in the name of blogging, stunt journalism, photo shops and what have u
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

enough is enough

I know the difference btw a horse shoes and that of a goat

Ncan :Amuwo Odofin
We are disappointed at the op and co.
4 their inability to verify , or deliberately withholding the name
of such carnivorous jealous woman.
Op go back there and get us her name 4 us to do d needful.

and 4 d woman
just because of of one round of osho-- perhaps he's being paid
u did dis 2 him
what if it were u eeh !