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photoshops everywhere ! ! !

Na Man be this ! !
This one resemble man na
wetin go con dey trip person 4 here na

This is GBAMU GBAMU Office work

Ayoswit:
Rip

So after watching with so much tears , how a lovely mother was lost by a trigger happy police


U still have the conscience and impetus to place ur useless adverts on this thread where everyone is weeping !

U are really poor !

May God have Mercy on us ! ! and may this woman rest in the Lords blossom Amen

Ok , OK , Na now I jus dey know wetin dey happen since 1960

SOMETIMES SOME PEOPLE THINK OTHERS ARE GOATS .

THE SOCIETY PUSHED PPL TO THE WALL,

SEEMS LIKE U NEVER HAD IT HARD & TOUGH B4

SO WHY ARE U NOT IN SENATE HOUSE IF U HAVE ALL THIS BRAIN,

DO WE REALY HAVE A FAIR SYSTEM HERE ?

IN NIGERIA, GRADUATES WORK FOR TOUTS AND ILLITRATES AND UNFORTUNATELY THE SITUATION HASN'T CHANGED .

TOMPOLOGY TOOK MONEY FROM FEDERAL GOVT FOR MARITIME UNIVERSITY LAND PROJECT

WHAT HAVE U TO SAY ?

IS A MEDIOCRE SOCIETY

SO DON'T BLAME PPL AND DON'T TINK U KNOW IT ALL,

U ARE ONLY FORTUNATE , U NEVER HAD IT HAD

ARE U D ONLY SON ?

henrydadon:
lol..you have to be a very special kind of stupid if you believe this sh!t..

how do you climb a mass like that without looking up or shaking at aleast..i bet he has a sh!t toone of super glue on his head to keep that ball steady..

damn so many gullible people around here

my broada we hardly use our brains here in naija , and dats why social media , dish out all manner of rubbish 2us.

mehn ! ! ! is either the guy is using some African vudus ! !

or He has a small magnet unseen on his head, and which he has also dropped inside the ball ! !

Quote me anytime , and if u doubt me , bring him about five different balls to try ! !

and then quote me latter again !

use ur heads ................!!!!!!,

And they will move the cash to d beaureau d changers , so when u go to change ur real cash , they give u the fake stuff

the stuck it in-b/w d original monies

who say aboki nobi guyman ! !

naija I hail there ! ! !

Her Otumokpo just failed her ! !

One Baba or fake pastor told her ! !

Rub this tin on ur mouth when u are going !

Anything u tell them they will accept

hahahahahah ! ! !

And this is how they also tell some folks

use dis odeshi , when u see dangote truck coming

use one leg and trap it .

Or when u see military man with a pump acton

use one of ur hands and close the gun barrels

Mentcee:
Buhari is just a stupid man.

My broda pls don't kill urself 4 nothing sake or hate

Buhari will remain till 2019

But 4now u must live with him as ur President

I noticed the bitterness in u

But in order to help u , that is if my above advice fails ,

then U have to go and get a very good PUMP ACTION or AK 47 , Then no waste ur time move straight 2 Asorock

Burst into the villa and then blow da hell outa da motherfucking assholes.

Mentcee:
Buhari is just a stupid man.

My broda pls don't kill urself 4 nothing sake or hate

Buhari will remain till 2019

But 4now u must live with him as ur President

I noticed the bitterness in u

But in order to help u , that is if my above advice fails ,

then U have to go and get a very good PUMP ACTION or AK 47 , Then no waste ur time move straight 2 Asorock

Burst into the villa and then blow da hell outa da motherfucking assholes.
yesss ! ! !

If those kids get sense most of them for go fine better work learn or better bizness learn, start making money

Nigeria is a shadow of itself !

they will know dis at the end of five years time

I wish them success ! !

Nairaland should stop posting this kind of rubbish
Life has a bigger meaning , than these

where is the picture of the so called beheaded, and also the pix of the young man, and the pix of the scene , where the incident took place ? ? ?

pls show us the original hardcopy or .... U know the rest na ....

If I own the hotel, I would grant her the job, she made a serious effort, she wasn't afraid of mistakes and she never allowed her fears to weigh her down .

She asked for a job, to earn her living, not to sleep around
she didnt say give me some money sir ! !

its not all about English/ is all about the results

blackpanda:
Very good!

We need more sanity in the Civil service.
Goodluck jonathan's regime really destroyed all semblance of sanity in public service. To the extent that his wife was miraculously appointed perm sec from no where, and then quickly retired so that she can be collecting pension for work that she didnt do! smh

May U live long ! ! Ijn ,

And how we 4get so soon, when bombs were rampant all over the place, and tention , fears fill up the atmosphere.
And Gej was still sitting on top of the situation,
and Folks like Dasuki, Deziani and co. were amassing our commonwealth, churches were bombed on daily bases,
and Gej was still on top ! !
and people were collecting subsidy money for products they never supplied,

and Gej was on top the situation ! !

Bianca Ojukwu his girlfriend was ambassador for Spain !

youths died massively during immigration recruitment !

And the face of horror was all over the place

And Gej was on top the situation

And governors shared our excess crude reserve money

And Gej was on top ! !

And south Africa seized 9.3 million , on a private jet

And Gej was on top the situation.

let me have some peace here pls
DAT Man was indeed Clueless as the said

an inbodiment of corruption ! !

BANKERS ! B. A. N. K. E .R . S. BANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS ! ! !
HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL U ! ! !

ON A SECOND THOUGHT , MAY BE THIS COULD BE A NEW TREND ABNORMALITY WHICH I REFER TO AS :

I . K. P. U. P. H. O. B. I .A . Or A. M .U P. H. O. B. I. A

Which occurs when a man looses phallus energy or frequency at the sight of a woman's Ikpu ( virgina) or Amu (pinnis)

this is wrongly interpreted as dieying to the victim in his subconscious . . . . . . . . .


is a state of the mind

can be solved

QUOT me and and get lost ! !

Sexuality sometimes is a state of the mind !

There is Turn-on , and Turn-off !

4me , I am not turned on by slim girls, no matter what she does !

Am only turned on by busty and heavy- duty chicks

Even my girlfriend knows this and she is Orobo too, and she never borders seeing me with slim chicks !

But once they are busty she attacks me

I get hard just at the sight of anything big, but once d tin small.......

All d chicks wey I don do na Orobo and it is instant

so this thing sometimes is ur state of mind
and u nid to identify ur turn on and turn off

And Seek God in all my brother ! !

helpforever:
I also have this issue and its really bothering me for over 5 years. Mine is complicated and I think its spiritual.

It all started in 2011 when I was 20 and was ready to have sex. I went to a popular brothel in Lagos with a friend to try it out.
Though I was very nervous because I was a virgin and my heart was beating very fast.

We actually went in and two women approached us. A young woman of about 28 and one of about 40.

I am my other virgin friend had eye on the one of about 28 cause she was very beautiful. My friend immediately held on to her. The other one of 40 now held on to me that I should carry her lets go do it. I angrily said "You be my mama mate na", she got angry and left.

Then the younger one said, if I and my friend wants, we can take turns with her.

We left for her room. I entered first and was very nervous and sluggish even in removing my cloth.

She said, "e be like say u be virgin...so na me go disvrigin" you. She started touching my di*k, but it didn't get hard.

Time started to waste and I got tired and asked her to refund my money. She started shouting that its not possible, that the fact that my dick did not rise is none of her business. I asked that my friend should use the money and attempt, she said no. that he must bring his own money.

We left the building and started the arguments outside. Other prostitutes came to her aid and started asking what was wrong. She explained to them that I tried to have sex with her and my thing did not rise and now I want my money back, they started shouting and said its not possible that we should better get out of her.

At one corner, the older woman of about 40 that I earlier rejected started giving me the "ntoor" look and was saying "You see your life"

I got very scared and left for home immediately.

I tried to watch porn to see if it will get up, I can't really remember if it did.

Long and short, I have not been able to have sex since then. I have not even had sex in my life. I have never tried to have sex with a real girl before, so I won't embarrass myself. I have never had a girlfriend. Though girls keep flocking around me, since I am doing well both academically and business wise, but I never attempt to have sex with them and they keep wondering whats wrong with me. One of the unilag girls that seduced me and I did nothing concluded that I was impotent because she feels no man in the world would have resisted her seduction since she was very hot.

I have tried to have sex 3 more times, with prostitutes, but still same thing happens. No erection

In 2012, I spent the whole year going to church everyday. Nothing happened. I have stopped now and accepted my fate.

Only my best friend knows about this, he keeps saying its not a spiritual condition but medical condition due to the fact that I started
masturbating right since I was 17.

He says I might have had the issue right before the prostitute encounter. Sometimes he says that it is a psychological condition.

But the thing is, how can a young boy of 20 then have Erectile dysfunction due to masturbation.
Many young boys masturbate and nothing happened to them.

I was sad for a while, but now it seems I have accepted my fate. This issue have made me focus on my studies and business and now, at 26. I have finished my BSC, and my MSC

Whenever I am Hot, I masturbate and I think that has worsened my issue. I have been masturbating since 2011 when this happened

Lots of order thing happens in between that confuses me. Like 2 years after the prostitute encounter, when I was in my 3rd year, one beautiful edo girl who really loved me was making out with me and flirting around me and I got a rock solid erection 100%. Very hard. Also, in 2014. A girl who liked me came to my house and she was fliting with me, though she didn't plan on having sex with me. Only the flirting alone made me hard. The erection was 70% hard. But then, those are the only occurencies.

Whenever I watch porn, I get semi erection - say about 60% hard.

Whenever I jerk my joystick, it gets hard - about 80% and within minutes, it deflates again.

Lot of different things have happened along the line which is too much to type. Long and short, I don't get erections when I wakeup again. I used to before all this issues.

Or is it the excess sugar I take, or the belly fat I have gotten due to the way I eat carelessly and spend on myself. (Since I don't have any woman to cater for) that is the cause.

Is it spiritual, medical or psychological?

Is it due to masturbation? Is it an infection?

Because I can remember in late 2012 or early 2013. When I tried to urinate, I had and felt a sharp pain.

I happened for about 2 days and stopped by itself.

I am getting older and my mother is already reminding me about marriage. I don't think I will marry until this issue is resolved. I can't
subject any woman to emotional pain.

At some point, I thought I was gay, but I am in no way attracted to men. But I am attracted to women. I tried watch transgender porn to confirm if I was gay (since I couldn't stand real gay porn). I actually got aroused and had a mild erection. But come one, transgenders are women who just have a joystick.

I have put up my issues on a foreign site (because other people who have put up their problems on nairaland gets abused, mocked, insulted and bullied) and I was advised by the whites to see a doctor and counselor. They didn't even understand what I meant by spiritual issue. But they have been very concerned and helpful

I don't need to see any counselor because my case would confuse who ever I tell.

I have been living in frustration. No sex life and no real social life. I keep falling out with female friend because I don't make any move towards them.

I keep falling out with male friends, because they keep wondering "why this their guy no dey nack woman like them". They feel I am weird because they 100% know I am not gay and wonder why a normal guy will be avoiding women like this.

I hope my issue is resolved.

But if its not, I would live the rest of my life like this. Probabaly keep on masturbating and never get married.

It might actually be my excessive masturbation that might be the cause of this. I don't really know. Only God knows.

I am depressed. But suicide is not an option for me. God forbid.

This is an OGBONGE Matter ! !
PLS seek God !
God will Restore U wholy

Nna I don tire o o , Dis tin fit be common maleria/typhoid , wen don enter I'm brain , we dey here dey kill our self!

AFRICA SEF ! !

Nna I don tire o o , Did tin fit be common maleria/typhoid , wen don enter I'm brain , we dey here dey kill our self!

AFRICA SEF ! !

watch before u leap

cummando:
You have been enlightened brother....and the funniest thing is things somehow sort themselves out ! Just drink with sweet catfish of possible.....
If na woman she go dey wonder why you no even call.... E go pain am..
I can't mention the benefits......without alcohol brother.....many souls go don kpai

Hahah Guys juss won kee me ! !

And so may be , real Madrid will be playing vs Beryern Munich , and then u have ur chilled big stout , so freshly served hmmm !

Guy even if even if Rihanna breaks her heart , even though she dey call u say mek u con do now now , is a joke

Mehn ! ! real guys gat great ways , Guy women will be the ones who jealous u cuz u ain't gat no time 4 them !

and this game is f***k n let f***k , is not with taking ur colleagues life or even urs ,

The dude soldier is both uniform and gunfreaky ! !

cummando:
Dead man walking! Jealousy kills. Where women yapa!!!! Them plenty gaan!!!!

Everybody should be like me on women affairs
Girl vex me.....drink Goldberg
She dey cheat..... Drink Goldberg
She be olosho... Drink Goldberg
She get belle outside.....drink Goldberg

They aren't worth the stress!!

Guy I Jus's like ur way o , we are juss d same , but I would rather drink a chilled big stout or a black bullet.

My guy no woman toto... be gold or diamond , U just have to understand that its use and leave , U can't die inside , even ur wife own !

and women sef full ground left n right , u no even kno wish one u won do , na so them go dey worry person , na im person con the tek im life because woman break ur heart, This is why some men drink to overcome , feelings like this ,

This soldier is a victim of emotional mismanagement.
may be d soldier no dey drink , or drinks irresponsibly

its a pity , in our world

This is what u get when u recruit kids in the military, So we now have children in our military
what a pity ! !

mehn ! ! I juss love this lady , and I don't know why ! !

Guy I have A lot of Poems and articles in my system , pls if U would like to buy , let's talk so I can start posting them to U.
My challenge is buyer and who will pay the money !

Am serious Guy ! !

themosthigh:
Don jazzy will make money from it. When you busy mavins, he make money from the adverts. You patronize the outlets and they pay don jazzy a patronage fee. They gain customers, you get free wifi, don jazzy makes money. That is it. Good Buiz plan from the don himself.

Don jazzy I salute you and I worship you like I worship the lord. You are my God and my savior and I sincerely believe that you are a messiah but just don't know it yet.
You mean more to me than Christ and all the angels and I sincerely wish you will bless me in your heart, not with money but sincerely wish me good. Please remember me when you are on the day of judgement when you will be on the panel to judge sinners and send them to hell.

God bless U bro ! ! , U know , Nigerians worship their celebrities , meanwhile the guy is finding ways of making money just like u & me

infogenius:
So there are ladies with smelly vagina? I never knew

Dey there naa , mek pant dey wear U, Until U go catch OKOBABANGIDA ! !

*To elope is to run away from home with ones' lover with the intention of going somewhere to get married.

*To go and get married someplace with ones' lover