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DEAR FRIENDS,

READ CAREFULLY AND APPLY YOUR HEART TO WISDOM AS RITUALISTS ARE NOW ON THE PROWL ON OUR ROADS. LET THE SPIRIT OF GOD GUIDE YOU WHENEVER YOU WANT TO RENDER HELP OF ANY KIND because THIS TRUE STORY IS VERY PATHETIC.

THE AGONY OF THIS INCIDENTS WOULD NEVER GO AWAY FROM THIS FAMILY.

NOW THE STORY IN DETAIL:-

A FAMILY WERE TRAVELING ON ONE OF OUR HIGHWAYS WHEN THEY SAW A PREGNANT WOMAN(RITUALIST IN DISGUISE) CRYING FOR HELP AS SUPPOSEDLY IN LABOUR PAINS.

THE MAN DRIVING NEVER WANTED TO STOP AS HE WAS NOT CONVINCED BUT THE WIFE BEING A WOMAN THAT HAD GONE THROUGH LABOUR PAINS BEFORE PLEADED WITH HER HUSBAND TO STOP AND HELP THE SO-CALLED PREGNANT WOMAN.

AS SOON AS THEY STOPED AND CAME OUT FROM THEIR CAR TO HELP THIS RITUALIST IN PREGNANT WOMAN'S FORM, LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE BEGINNING OF SORROWS IN THEIR HOME.

WHEN THEY REACH OUT TO HELP THIS SO-CALL WOMAN, SOME FELLOWS JUST CAME OUT FROM THE BUSH AND MADE A PAINFUL OFFER TO THEM. THEY EITHER GIVE UP ONE OF THEIR CHILDREN OR THEY WILL ALL BE KILLED.

THIS FAMILY SUPPOSING THESE FELLOWS TO BE GANG OF KIDNAPPERS AGREED TO GIVE THEM ONE OF THEIR CHILDREN(A BOY) THINKING THEY WILL SOON ASK FOR RANSOME ON THE BOY BUT NEVER KNEW THEY HAVE JUST OFFERED THEIR SON FOR SACRIFICE TO THE RITUALISTS. THE POOR BOY WAS ASKING THE PARENTS - "DADDY & MUMMY WHY ME".

THEY WERE ASK TO GO AND THEY STARTED THEIR CAR AND ZOOMED OFF AND JUST FEW MINUTES FROM THE SCENE OF THIS HORROR, THEY MET SOME POLICEMEN AND NARRATED THEIR ORDEAL TO THEM AND THE POLICE DECIDED TO GO BACK WITH THEM TO SEE WHETHER THEY WILL SEE ANY THING THERE, ONLY FOR THEM TO MEET THE HEADLESS DEAD BODY OF THEIR SON WITH FRESH BLOOD GUSHING OUT LIKE WATER WITH NO TRACE OF THESE EVIL PEOPLE.

WILL THIS MOTHER EVER FORGIVE HERSELF FOR URGING HER HUSBAND TO STOP AND HELP?

WILL THIS FAMILY EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?

PLS FORWARD THIS MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW .

Men NEVER listen?


A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents,

I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.

NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion.
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, he was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."


"So where is he?"

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."

People can do anything for money shaaa
Joy to the wise!!!!
Please be sure you are seated properly before you read this mail and …, !
See what people can do for money.


Enjoy this.



Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more eanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door.

He panicked.


There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!" The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, JIBOLA NO FEAR NA ME OLAJIMOH "be quiet! You're going to make both of us lose our jobs"

FBS my good friend how are u 2day?Can we still make it to the next round with the 5 -0 bashing of Tahiti?What are our chances?Your normal computation will be relevant for our consumption at this critical moment.

wow, its amazing how Nigerians are still booming with confidence with the best two strikers out of the game, both two best creative midfielder missing also the game. the defenders constantly runs away from upcoming strikers with intent of setting offside trap that they are immensely terrible at?? Siasia needs to open his eyes and come up with another winning format, perhaps a one touch pass football will be good instead of the players holding onto every ball given to them??

With the disappointing performance of our under 20 national team in the previous matches played so far,will they be able to redeem their image in their last group match on Thursday against Tahiti? Already the coach of Tahiti has said that despite the fact that they loss their two matches conceding 16 goals, they are going to beat our under 20 team. Do you see our team turning a new leaf? Will they put smile on our faces come Thursday? What's your opinion?

FBS,You are my man.You are just too much.

Thanks a million for the good work

@FBS
You are doing a wonderful job.Can we get the latest table to know the position of all the teams?

@emmblow11,
from the website u gave, how should i go about it?I'm presently in the office and i dont want to miss the match.Pls i need ur response urgently.

@REDMAN44,
Thank you for believing in the team.I like people like u.What an optimistic analysis.

I really desire to watch this match but unfortunately i will be at work.Is it possible to watch the match online?

God be merciful o.

This story though I have not finished investigation on it seem to be true. I have confirmed the body was droped along the mentioned road with some organs missing. I know the areas mentioned.
Must read this and share it also with ur loved ones,

On 27th June, 2009 one woman, a widow (names withheld) was returning from her church after a fellowship when she was hit by car at Nkwo Ala, Ekwerazu Mbaise.

According to eye witnesses, the driver sped off abandoning the victim with slight injuries. Within minutes, a jeep pulled by and the driver and his cohorts (wicked Samaritans) offered to assist the accident victim and carried her into their vehicle. The people who gathered at the scene believed she was taken to a nearby hospital not knowing that they were working with the driver that knocked her down. In a hurry they left her bicycle and one of her wrappers.

The victim's relations on getting the accident news visited various hospitals within the LGA and beyond in order to locate their mother, sister, wife, cousin, sister, daughter, etc to no avail. They quickly reported the matter to the police who after inquiries and search discovered on Sunday, 28/06/2009 that the widow was killed and her dead body dumped along Umuahia/Owerri road. Her body was found without her eyes, tongue, brain, breast, and other vital parts. The bad Samaritans happened to be ritual murderers!

Beware of this new approach by ritualists and make sure that you know the identity of those offering help to you or your relations (in case you fall victim of accident). The first driver will hit the victim and run away. Within seconds, the driver of a second vehicle (behind the hit-and-run-driver) carrying the bad Samaritans will appear to offer unsolicited assistance to the victim.

God will continue to save us from the wickedness of evil men. Amen !

Be guided in ur own interest,

A basketball in my hands is worth about $19.
A basketball in Michael Jordan's
hands is worth about $33 million.
It depends whose hands it's in.




A baseball in my hands is worth about $6.
A baseball in Mark McGwire's hands is worth $19 million.
It depends whose hands it's in.






A tennis racket is useless in my hands.
A tennis racket in Venue Williams'
hands is a Championship Winning.
It depends whose hands it's in.



A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal.
A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea.
It depends whose hands it's in.



A sling shot in my hands is a kid's toy
A sling shot in David's hand is a mighty weapon.
It depends whose hands it's in.



Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my
hands is a co uple of fish sandwiches.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in
God's hands will feed thousands.
It depends whose hands it's in.





Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse
Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will
produce salvation for the entire world.
It depends whose hands it's in.



As you see now it depends whose hands it's in.
So put your co ncerns, your worries, your fears,
your hopes, your dreams, your families and your
relationships in God's hands because,


It depends whose hands it's in.


This message is now in your hands.
What will YOU do with it?

[size=8pt] A
> man
> woke up early in order to have his morning devotion (prayer)
> in the (Church). He got dressed set on his way to the
> Lord's house (church).
> On his way to the church, the man fell and his clothes got
> dirty. He got up, brushed himself off, and headed home. At
> home, he changed his clothes, and was, again, on his way to
> the Lord's house. On his way to the church, he fell
> again and at the same spot!
> He, again, got up, brushed himself off and headed home. At
> home he, once again, changed his clothes and was on his way
> to the Lord's house (church). On his way to the house of
> God (church), he met a man holding a lamp. He
> asked the man of his identity and the man replied 'I
> saw you fall twice on your way to the house of God, so I
> brought a lamp so I can light your way.
> The first man thanked him profusely and the two were on
> their way to the house of God. Once at the house of God, the
> first man asked the man with the lamp to come in and pray
> with him. The second man refused. The first man asked him a
> couple more times and, again, the answer was the same. The
> first man asked him why he did not wish to come in and pray.
> The man replied, 'I am Satan'.
> The man was shocked at this reply. Satan went on to
> explain, 'I saw you on your way to the house of God and
> it was I who made you fall.
> When you went home, cleaned yourself and went back on your
> way to the house of God, God forgave all of your sins. I
> made you fall a second time, and even that did not encourage
> you to stay home, but rather, you went back on your way to
> Church. Because of that, God forgave all the sins
> of the people of your household. I was afraid if I made
> you fall one more time, then God will forgive the sins of
> the people of your village, so I made sure that you reached
> the house of God safely. '
> So do not let Satan benefit from his actions. Do not put
> off the good you intended to do as you never know how much
> reward you might receive from the hardships you encounter
> while trying to achieve that good. For your righteousness
> can save your family and nation at large.
> Do this and see the victory of the Lord. If forwarding this
> message will bother you, or take too much time from you,
> then don't do it, but you will not get the reward of it,
> which is great.

Is a pity that the banking sector has been thrown into confusion as a result of the CBN governor declaration of the sack of the CEO of the affected five banks some weeks ago, Banks now see giving out loan to the public as an abomination and a crime.CBN published the names of those that collected loan as"non performing loan".Somebody should tell the stakeholder in the banking sector to give the right interpretation to the CBN governor's action rather than displaying their mediocrity by suspending granting of loans.Economy activities in the country is now grounded as people can no longer get loan from banks to carry out their legitimate business.God help Nigeria!

This will send a bad signal to federal government that they cant take Nigerians for granted.

CAUTION

One day a lady licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling on her tongue, She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat, She went back to the hospital, and demanded something to be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery, When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist.

This is a true story reported on CNN.

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory, You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years, I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

PLEASE PASS THIS INFO TO EVERYONE AND SPECIALLY THE ONES YOU CARE ABOUT. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp.

also let the elders at home to know abt this,

This is what u get as reward for fighting corruption in Nigeria.Ribadu did what no one has ever done in terrorising people that stole from the country yet,some people are still criticizing him.They say Obasanjo used him against his enemies.Today he can not stay in the country becos all those that were found wanting are trying to eliminate his life.We have a very long way to go in this country.God help Nigeria.

@MUZBO and @Mofolayomi,Well i only express my personal opinion and i stand being corrected.If you think otherwise,you have yours.Lets hope and expect that before the end of his tenure,he will do something positive about the agberos.I f that is done,i will be the first to score him 100%.

I really admire the great work Governor Fashola is doing in Lagos.He has done so well.The only issue i have against him is his sentimental attitude towards agberos.If Fashola can disposses people of their shops and others homeless to make Lagos a mega city, then i don't see overcoming agberos as an impossible task.Since agberos comprises of yorubas and some of them are being used by him to achieve his other personal ambition,there is little or nothing he can do.Is a pity.

This one is just wickedness and transfer of aggression.Is it the innocent bankers that said that none performing loan should be given out?People can no longer hear word again becos of economic meltdown.For more than twenty years now they have been economic meltdown in Nigeria.Just becos America started crying economic meltdown the whole world started shouting economic meltdown.God will comfort all those that are affected.I really feel for them.

@Miracles85,If u were in the church i assume you are talking about yesterday,you will discover that the General Oversea of the church talked seriously about the traditions of men(laws,policies,edits,rules etc).He caution other leaders in the church not to magnify the tradition of men above the word of God.He said categorically that When a member of a church violate any of these rule doesnot amount to sin against God.These things are meant for administration and should not be our emphases when we go to worship God.Just like a previous poster said,they are minor and non essentials.Stay bless.I will appreciate it to hear from u.

Our defenders made us loose the match.They allow the Tunisian to posses the ball and do whatever they want with the ball.They wait to mark them only when they get into the eighteen yard box.The question i will like to ask is that is that how the defenders play in their various club?where i have problem with coach Amodu is that the blunder the defenders made was too glearing in the first half and i expected him to have talk to them during half time to ensure close marking but he didn't do that.Or was it that the boys did not play to instruction?I was dis sappointed in Yobo.I had expected him to coordinate the defence when he saw that they are making blunder as not just the captain of the team but as an experience player.Every thing went wrong with our team.Is a petty we lost the chance of qualifying to the world cup yesterday.
We were even Lucky to have drawn the match.

Is hard time the coaching crew start looking for defenders so that thy can redeem they image in Angola 2010.

@Olabowale,i don't know from which dimension to respond to u.Ur response sound vague.Please what do u understand by salvation,regeneration,second birth and repentance.

If actually you are a true child of God and you have the spirit of God in you,then you have to allow the spirit of God to lead u.You did say that the word of God is been taught thoroughly in the church and within short time u were able to learn more.I have not heard of any church where people are driven out becos they did not conform with the laws of the church.Nobody can force anybody to accept what he or she doesn't want.Anything beside the word of God and our obedient to it is none essential.I will advise u to allow God to lead u.God will help u.

Why all this info to discredit the good work Sanusi is doing?What he has done i don't think is for any personal gratification.If he had kept quiet you and i may have ended up become a victim on the long run.Is only God that will help Nigeria.

Why did coach Amodu not invite Obafemi Martin for the crucial encounter?This is a major mistake from him.I just hope we win the match because i will be happy to see Nigeria team at the world cup.

Watch out and see what will happen to gunner this time around.Mind u this a different seasion.There is no future in the past.I will ascertain Ur strength in ur next match.The fact that u won Ur last three matches is not a yardstick that u will do better this seasion.U should not be in a hurry to forget gunners inconsistency.The fear of Tottnham Hotspur by Arsenal this seasion will be the beginning of wisdom.So the both of u better beware.

I challenge both Mrcrackles and Mukina2 to disclose whose supporter they are.If any of u is any of the premiership club supporter,i am 101% sure that Tot tenham Hotspur will beat your club both at home and away this seasion.If u are bold enough then disclose the name of your club and u will know that this seasion wont be business as usual.