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Happy new year prophet, please I need the word of God. Concerning my life this year!

Please I don't think it would be okay for u 2 use it because I have a sensitive skin and when I used that cream it gave me reactions looking like ring worm round my body, and I'm so sure d cream caused it cos wen I stopped it, the reactions stopped coming out

Olabisi onabanjo university (OSU) -- Waste!

tellwisdom: Who killed him??

The youths and elders of Aluu community..mum.u

Funny enof d issue is not even d gele, tho its funny...lmao..buh those things okada men call helmets are dey not mere buckets? Wot will dey do to save d head in d event of an accident? Naija!

Sirbodje: [size=14pt]Dumb asses, its photoshoped[/size]

Ure d dumb ass cos not every pic is photoshopd okay! I've seen a woman on bike wit gele and helmet just like d one on dis pic, nor b new tin for naija

KINGwax: Excuse me jare!
Is this nairaland?
Em...i've never seen comments like ds before o

Honestly I was goin 2 say this! Dis thread deserves an award oooo...no insults and crazy comments!

rafhell: Are they married now

Ask google

swscorpio: I have been thinking about those Christian Terrorists who hacked those four UniPort students to death and all I can think of is 'is this what dey r taught every other sunday? If u r a Christian reading this I know u will b angry and say 'this is nonsense!. Really? Is it really nonsense? Those Aluu Youths killed those boys in cold blood, and since d news has been making waves I haven't heard anyone say O dey r christianist! But after d Mubi killings d tabloids kept on saying 'Islamists' dey r boko haram members. I don't care if dey r boko haram members, but I care a lot if u call dem Islamists. Because some wicked people go on rampage killing others doesn't mean their religion asked dem to. If u wouldn't call those Aluu youths Christianists or attribute their gruesome act to christianity then please don't judge Islam by d activities of some mad people desperate for power and control. If u really believe those Aluu youths did what dey did because, as individuals their hearts r wicked, then u also have to believe dat individually d heart of d boko haram members r wicked. Islam doesn't preach terrorism, No it doesn't. The Prophet of Islam had Jewish neighbours dat he would visit when ever dey fell sick and even his uncle who contributed so much to d course of Islam was neva a muslim. Islam teaches good neighbourliness and d Prophet(Peace b upon Him) is reported to have said 'he is not a muslim he whom his neighbour is not free from his wickedness(tongue) 'he is not a muslim he who does not love for his neighbour what he loves for himself 'he is not a muslim he who's neighbour goes to bed hungry while he's got plenty'. Please study Islam and not d attitude of some crazy people who happen to be muslims. Thanks.

Oh just SHU.T U.P! Ur post doesn't make sense!

Beync: how can i find my way there?

Take a bus 2 oshodi, wen u get der, walk straight, after d first bridge turn right uld see a jet der...guess u can continue from der

Una sure say una go school @ all? Describe in one word, don turn to sentences, phrases and story books..lmaoo all hail naija excos

Osisinakpo: Odd isnt it?

I wonder what prompt the teacher to do that or was she not aware that the little girl is Oba's ground daughter, or is there no longer tradition and ethics in our nigeria schools these days?

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/10/11/thugs-beat-teachers-after-obas-grand-child-flogged/

Nor b only ground daughter wot of groundnut? Lol

Love , health, money... Luvly pick I think!

[quote author=yong_noble]The law of Karma states that what goes around comes back around. This means that whatever you do unto someone, good or bad, will be done back to you by someone else.

Now let’s consider the following sceneries, Blessing is married to Tom who happens to be having an illicit affair with Mary, a young undergraduate girl and Mary is very much aware that Tom is married but she doesn’t mind. After schooling, Mary falls in love with another young man, Jerry and eventually gets married to him.

If karma comes in to play, it means that some other girl, maybe Grace, would be sleeping with Jerry as payback for what Mary did to Blessing. My question now is would Grace be punished by Karma when she gets married or would she go free considering the fact that she was only being an instrument of karma to payback Mary.

In the bible, we read of a story about how King David killed Uriah and stole his wife, Bathsheba. God was off course angry with David and He sent his prophet Nathan to rebuke David and tell him of God’s intended punishment for such sin. 2nd Samuel 12 v 9-11, “why then have you disobeyed my commands? ........... You will see it when I take your wives from you and give them to another man; and he will have intercourse with them in broad day light”. Goodnews Bible
Having intercourse with another man’s wife is termed ‘ADULTERY’ which is clearly a sin against God. What now becomes the fate of the men that God would cause to have intercourse with David’s wives? Would they be punished for their adulterous act or would God overlook this sin simply because they are barely instruments of Karma? Does this mean sin is sometimes justified and unpunished when they are being used as payback to someone else? How can one know if the sin (not only adultery, also robbery, lying etc) he/she commits serves as payback to somebody and therefore would not be held accountable for such sin?

Fellow N’landers, I need answers to these questions and I also believe there are others out there that are having similar questions. Please when contributing it would be much better if you can back it up with bible verse. God bless you.[/quote]Read dis scripture, I picked amplified version for simplicity... Matthew 18:7
... Woe to the world for such temptations to sin and influences to do wrong! It is necessary that temptations come, but woe to the person on whose account or by whom the temptation comes!

So whether temptation comes from God the person used is punished.. Pharoah is a good example

And so why can't the church heal her of the HIV ? Did u ask them that?

YuckMouf: Lady Gaga is Sooo Lame, Muslims have a right to be Outraged.

U just won an award of the most senseless post ever! This post has been hidden..mumu square

oga boko: she is an infidel, very soon.

Btw you are a fool! Are u not an infidel urself? Mumus wen dey hide beer inside prayer kettle. Very soon ur head! Ur name says it all self.. Bunch of frustrated idiots..

edochie: @Delafruita,

I am an ordained responsible pastor. i put up this response for people of God out here to beware and not for you to ask me if God called me. You have no idea the sleepless night i had compiling write ups on various church doctrines which they demanded, the time consumed to prepare a sermon they requested in addition to compiling my old preached sermons which was forwarded to them.Thank God for the holy spirit which revealed two men behind this wickedness to me and also the law firm in Canada which performed a check on the advert and their emails to me only to discover that the people are actually outside Canada.

You have no excuse mr edochie! If God really called you then He will tell you where u ought 2 be or what you ought to do! How can u apply for a job as a pastor? I taya oo! Pls u guys shuld stop makin God an object of ridicule please! Whoever God calls, He directs! I don't think God told u 2 make that move, so y are u complainin of d write ups u suffered 2 write? Or bein scammed? Dats if God really called u self! Mstcheeww post of a pastor indeed! With a cv!

[quote author=ozo-dimgba]U see ur life, call u for wetin? Mind wetin mind u oooo. B4 u ask a widow for a date, ask her wetin kill her husband. Otherwise OYO [on your own] is ur keske. :[/quote]I can't just help but say you are a f.o.o.l

babsnice1: All things are possible to them that believe in christ jesus, is there anything too hard for God to do? No because God is the creator of heaven and earth!!! Do not loose hope in christ,because christ is the hope of glory! Have faith and tender your contact a man of God by e mail babsdejays@yahoo.com and see what God can do

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FMK: maybe what jesus needs we want to know

Den ask google

Yomieluv: If na nigeria girl na,she go quickly go the guy house ransack the guy property.and even pee on the guy body,and stroll home with anoda guy.I hate nigeria girls,they are all gold diggers..see true love.

You talking do u have any gold dat culd b dug? B r o k e a s s n i g g a

CrazyMan:  Ezekiel 13:3-7. This is what the Sovereign LORD says: Woe to the foolish prophets who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing! 4 Your prophets, Israel, are like jackals among ruins. 5 You have not gone up to the breaches in the wall to repair it for the people of Israel so that it will stand firm in the battle on the day of the LORD. 6 Their visions are false and their divinations a lie. Even though the LORD has not sent them, they say, "The LORD declares," and expect him to fulfill their words. 7 Have you not seen false visions and uttered lying divinations when you say, "The LORD declares," though I have not spoken?

Ur name says it all!

starpower: 1)Pepper seller;they earn average of 60K monthly but too many mouth to feed(Iya Ogoja,Council,task force etc).
2)Welded;90K monthly(on average) but we think they are too vocational.
3)carpenter;same as welder
4)cement and block loader;60K but their bad habit didn't let it show.
5)lawma cleaner;N25000(Per-time)
6)truck driver;90K but it is not white colar.
7)Aboki indomie cook;90K(average) but their spending habit is bad.
Medicine salesman(ise oluwa);80k monthly(base on skill)
9)Agbero(chairmen);150K dey be man Manager
10)Neighbour-to-neighbor salesman;15k(novice) it based on Network and confidence.
11)retailer of farm produce:80k minimum.Since they earn more than farmer(all season).
There are more to come,most of this field i have first-hand experience in them personally.
Please tell me MORE i know there are more observant PEOPLE ouT tHERe.I want constructive response.

*welded* *didnt let it show* *man manager*... lips sealed,off 2 d market

2 million: Nairaland girls are *dummies* sorry...backwardly intelligent

You are = BIG FOOL

Surprised that dis word actually exists...@op lol I wonder how u dug in2 d dico 2 get d word

FrontPageLawyer: Marriage is not by force, if it’s not working, let each party go their separate ways, a broke marriage is better than broken bone. The interpretation of the cake is wrong for divorce, you’re separated doesn’t make you two enemy, so why push the man from the 4’ cake according to acidtalk, what if the man decides to retaliate, gets up to push the woman from another 12 storey building?

And what if d man neva gets up as he was pushed

FMK: not sure

I'm talkin about wot I knw for myself, okay! Its ur concern if u aren't sure of these for urself

holyvirgin: smbdy's bible and jotter disappeard inside d church he visited 4 d 1st tym and u think he needs a new brain? Are u alright? @op... So instead of reporting at d church u dcided 2 cme on NL ko? Go bak 2 d church and look 4 it properly, and nxt tym u try starting a useless thread i wil snd serialkiller after you.

'Serial killer'?? LMAO ...hahahaaaa

Maxymilliano: OP, Nobody took your Bible and jotter, guess U missed Ur way back to Ur sit as all the rows looks identical and spotting your exact location was difficult.

There're over a thousand forgotten or missing Bibles that are always on display for the owners at one of the entrance, U can ask around when next U visit.

I don't like that sentence 'nobody took...' Are u trying 2 tell me that people don't steal in church or what? I went for last years shiloh and ppl reported missin items including bibles 2 d ushers who then told it 2 d bishop, and when he threatened 2 lay curses on the thieves unless dey returned d items, people started returnin items dey stole...so what are we talkin of here? It happens in all churches cos we find all sorts of human beings every where!