₦airaland Forum

chimkaire:
...and, probably present same woman as collateral . .

That can never happen
I would rather go hungry for a while to pay back d money I borrow to get a woman with such qualities

I think i will borrow some dollars and ensure that i buy all and pay back gradually.

We all need to join hands together & vote GMB come 2015. our vote is our power,let us give him a chance to prove himself. I can feel d wind of change blowing from North to south,east to West.I implore this epistle to be translated into as many language as possible & circulated round d 36 states of d federation including the fct.Nigeria doesn't deserve another 4 yrs of GEJ or else this nation is finished
Please, preach d gospel in ur place of work, churches, mosque,beer parlour schools,market place,hanging out spot progressive gathering etc that GMB deserves to be given a chance to govern this nation.
See what GEJ has done to us in this nation even loosing respect to Congo
He has divided us along tribal & religious lines i.e. Muslim vs Christian,SW vs SE, SE vs Ss, N Vs S etc. This must stop pls.
We all know that change is constant & the change is NOW!!!!
VOTE GENERAL MUHAMMAD BUHARI as the president of the federal republic of Nigeria
VOTE for CHANGE

Pdp already congratulating GMB for winning 2015 general election

simplemach:
Jeez...! I cant believe this. Ibos are highly blessed oooo.!

Ibos what does that mean? is it the name of sausage or what cos we dont know what that means here in france

dunkem21:
Please which fisherman are we talking about here? I or Goodluck?

In Jesus's voice;
I will make you fishers of men, fishers of men, fishers of men
I will make you fishers of men, if you follow me.

Jesus doesn't mean Fishers of corrupt & incompetent men

dunkem21:
Don't mind the mado; as if the book doesn't have deep implications and indictments against the opposition.

Baba should respect the court. Simple.

Its a new dawn; Rule of law prevails.

Your fisherman is the Grand Commander of disrespect to rule of law.

May God strengthen you mam, accept my condolence

As expected,keep up d good work my governor.May God continue to be with u Amosun

The man wants to continue driving the hummer jeep even @ death

Mobyloaded:
Hahahaha. My dad sef said he heard. Lolz

My great grandfather before he died also said he heard about d match

prettyjo:
hmmmm....

Don't mind him, your face is uglifully beautiful

Sweet
ehn ehn
ole ni op yi sha

NaNaYaaah:
Hey guys..hmm ..the guy i had a crush on finally spoke to me..i realised he was the complete opposite of what i thought he was..
He made me stretch my neck from back seat to drivers seat just to feel if my hat was made of steel
He talks more than women and talks no sense especially when im around!!.. i wanna tel him to shh but hmm..
Everytym he sees me he starts talkin nonstop and theres no sense in what he says.. i just wanna know how to avoid him without him realisin

Story for d gods

Purehuman:
Yes, its true bro.

I think moving on will be best bet.

You better move on now or you will hurt yourselve over & over again.That almost happened to me recently but guess what? I broke d jinks immediately & now I'm a free man.You have to be a man & make ur decisions very fast,don't allow her try to pet u & bring u under her feet cos that is what she would likely do if she finds out that you are getting back to ur senses

EroticAngelina:
I got a letter from a client of mine two days ago, and it reads..

Hi, i'm joyce, i'm a 23 years old woman, planning to marry early december. But i have a problem that seems mysterious to me and can affect my marriage. I've been observing for the last 3months that i've not seen my period.. And i and my fiance havent had sex because he has been in ghana, and i in nigeria. But i still decided to have a pregnancy test. I did the test and it showed negative.. I became confused and disturbed, so i decided to see a doctor, who said that nothing is wrong with me..but its really strange that i'm not seeing my period. Im shaking right now... As i write this letter, i've done 8 good pregnancy tests which proved negative. I don't know what is wrong with me, i've never heard of this in my whole life. Please help me. I dont know what the hell is happening?!

Wow dear nairalanders, joyce needs your help, what do you think about this? And how can it be cured? Thanks

I think she needs to get laid

But this is not a fake yansh na. Even our frog get better backside pass our babes

[size=28pt]Cursed was the day Nigerians innocently voted for Jonathan. We have to rewrite our destiny 2015[/size]

[size=28pt]I blame TAN for trying to politicize the game if Nigeria had qualified [/size]

[size=28pt]Is this the transformation agenda Mr Jonathan is promising us?[/size]

Applaner:
old thieves.,.....

Far better than ur drunken master



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Onlinebizexpert:
Up igbos

Up hegoat

mizzkeji44:
WENEVER HE IS READY.

I am ready

yes it does but majorly in African magic

I think of heaven...... that's all

She shouldn't period

Ellion:
Tnx i appreciate

You need to get laid

tebirim:
No point. I will pamper my girl, yes i will pamper her, what did you say? Yes i will pamper her She is my baby and deserves all the pamper in the whole world. Baby i will pamper you till we grow old...

Guy, u funny die

Guy, d easiest way is to drink 75cl of squadron rum or Chelsea but to say make I click that link, bros make I turn fowl

kskpoundz:
If you compare children, you will kill one with beating, my elders say.

Fashola was on his way to Mecca for pilgrimage when Ebola broke out in his state and the guy turned back and went home to battle Ebola- that is called minding your business.

Boko Haram takes over Mubi amputating people's limbs and Nigerians calling for help and the next day Jonathan is on his way to Burkina Faso to help them find peace.

What do we call that?

Clueless

ireneony:
I recently met this guy, he came to my place of work,where am currently doing my industrial training. meh.....when I first lay my eyes on him, I was moved with his gentle nature and personality. I must confess this guy is cute. romancelanders, this guy is so cute that I have to asked some of my colleagues, who is this nice bobo. to my surprise, they told me he just graduated from our department and the guy is very intelligent.
To cut the long story Short. I went to meet the guy and we started talking and I asked for his phone number. from that day we started chatting on whatsapp. but the main thing, is I like this guy and I want to tell he how I feel. Romancelander do u guys think what am about to do is right?

Go-ahead & tell me, I will gladly accept u with open legs hmm sorry, I mean open arms