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Kinkybraids:
Your gf is not a sex addict you are just lazy. Lets do the math

You guys have been dating for 8 months right, had sex 16 times or more ...so that means that on average you guys have sex 2 times a month

Um no offence but 16 times even in one month isnt much... thats like 4 times a week which is okay for new couples.

I'm sorry but you need to increase your appetite

I salute u, that guy is very lazy. If not,how do u want to explain to d world that u are tired of satisfying ur babe?Lazy dude

ZKOSOSO:
This is not true! Nobody should blv this story! How many apc members are in akoko-edo?
The biggest scam.
Janja.weeds lying about everything since 1840

keep quiet u nostoliganious bragadogo

www.m.news24.com/nigeria/Politics/News/PDP-loses-6-000-member-to-APC-in-Edo-20141103

farano:
Wetin consign me

Ti n ba fọ eti é

Intacta:
79

How my love

sophieabou:
tch

Meaning pls

sophieabou:
no it isn't lyk dat,u shud jez try 2 undastnd dah he wil take u 4 granted nd weneva u dn't cuk 4 im he wil fink sumfin is wrng sumwhere,,nt sayin u shudn't cuk atol o

Ok, how is your husband doing? Hope he is not giving you too much trouble

phemmyjohnson:
RIP to all the lost souls above this post..
Traumatically affected by the stomach infrastructured government of Jonathan..

Most of them av never & will never benefit from d stomach infrastructure & they are ready to kill there father if they decide to support d opposition

ahaika23:
In the voice of alhji Oshio, go and kpeme

Una just dey mess up with this honorable lizard

ode corper

Klare:
werey oo shey u dey vex nii ooo?

Ugly girl like u dey want my attention,u missed it big time

TahariX:
Lmao. Eyah I guess your tiny brain cannot process the fact that a girlfriend isn't the same as a housemaid.

Lwkmd, girl my tiny brain is far far better than ur big brain...lol
Anyway, u are still naive & I am 100% sure u have never dated a guy b4 so u can spill trash about what u've never experienced... lol

Jennyluvluv:
I was here

Ok, we séé u

Gloria3389:
thought I was the only lady who had that policy... my male friends Don abuse me tire...if u come to my place I'll cook for you but coming over to cook in your Place is a NO for me.....

I bet ur bf got no class,no be by mouth o but with people like me, na u go dey beg to cook for my house even while dating

TahariX:
I personally will not cook for anyone I'm not married to. I can cook for you if you're coming over to visit but going to someone's house and cooking for them is just a no-no. I'm not your wife bruh.

See her mouth yanyanyan
Na people like u go cook 3 times a day for ur bf when u visit him.You go even dey kneel down dey give him d food self, you come dey make mouth for here.Abegi go sleep it's getting late

wèré study

Mumu comments everywhere

stalyf:
Tambuwal makes history today as the first sitting Speaker of the Federal House of Representatives since 1959 to decamp to the opposition.
I want to thank outgoing Speaker Tambuwal for lifting the veil of his hypocrisy and officially exit to APC where he belongs.
As a self acclaimed democrat and Change agent, one would have expected Speaker Tambuwal to toe the path of honour and do the needful.
Tambuwal's decision to unveil his membership of Minority APC and cling on to House Speakership is a coup on parliamentary democracy.
Tambuwal's decision to retain Speaker from a minority party is the last bare face attack on parliamentary democracy worldwide. It won't stand
Those who talk about impeachment amuse me. There is nothing to be impeached. Tambuwal ceased to be Speaker upon his defection to APC.

For your mind, u don make sense ba.

Mr President Johnny in d second pix though

Omexonomy:
Had it been our govt have been fighting lassa feves the way they fought ebola lassa fever would have been a bygon things. Yoruba people nawa for una and lassa fever

Lassa fever is more rampant in d east, Ebonyi state to be precise so shut d f*uk up

cjrane:
It is not new taxes!
These have been the normal taxes that the gas stations simply refused to pay.
Yet,they want manner from heaven in terms of good roads and other infrastructure. I think the government should make sure these crooked dealers aren't allowed to create artificial scarcity and exploit the people more by selling fuel in the mid-night at above pump prices.

Our people should learn to pay taxes to the government and then demand better infrastructure in return. That is how it works in civilized societies.

Keep quiet If it were to be an APC controlled state, u would have made contrary statement

SeunEatsGARRI:

More GARRI to ur elbow!

Thank u sir & pls don't forget to add kulikuli & épa to eat my boli. I get cold water & sugar

SeunEatsGARRI:
Thank you.
Pass the message to Berem

Miss berem, I hear say Asari Dokubo dey this thread o so be careful how u comment here

SeunEatsGARRI:
Be careful, Asari DOKUBO is on Nairaland

Ok sir, I dey observe

SeunEatsGARRI:
And Goodluck Jonathan remains my mentor!

And that will make u clueless for life

Super eagles deserves this kind of victory again SA by d grace of God

marieolae:
I've sha sed my own

Lol, like u though

marieolae:
I highly dislike him

He doesn't know u nor know u do hate him & you keep hurting yourself whenever u hear the news about wizkid #grin

Most of this girls hating here on NL would wish to do thesame although secretly

All I see is fresh guy

Go & commit suicide