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Policewoman: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR. WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST. You wont remember me but we had a brief relationship some 10years back. GLAD WE HAVE MOVED ON WITH OUR LIVES.

super story.

yuzedo: u mean dis gayyyy bingo-lookin boy dat were danceing wit my wive Mrs. Rita Sweetus (nee Dummynck) on her bethday wen i went to atm machine to widraw mony to pay for d patty??!?! i wish u SAD BETHDAY u gayyyy actor!!! very ugly tin.

if We all sprang from apes, i think you didn't spring far enough by looking at your face.

[quote author=Red_Card]She needs to be taught how to smile attractively as a lady.[/quote]You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance

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Mustymohd2: i dnt see any pics hehe

maybe u'd see it if u look further up ur a**!!!

joshua idibia: Funny. By ur description,i bet u'v not watchd johnny bravo. U cant even upload ur so called handsome pix. Nt even d bre.ast of ur gf. Na oyibo grl own u use. Abi is dat wat u look at wen in d bathroom with ur vasline in 1 hand?

tell mi something... what do peepl look at wen they are in d bathroom with vasline in 1 hand

i think we hav something new to learn from your wealth of experience.

go on tell us.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.. I LAUGH IN SWAHILI

where den write samsung for the phone sef??
ABEGGIIII

LEvuls: Samsung Gosh going for TECNO

or u cant afford it . which one? y u no go for xperia Z or Iphone instead??

when did BIANCA Ojukwu win it

farous: Generally igbo girls and South South girls are the most beautiful in Nigeria. Always igbo,always igbo.Yoruba ladies?,hahahahah.let me not talk sha.

hmmm. i fit talk sha. em emm they can only dream.. especially the big tommied, black faced and tribal marked ones. hu say HOIL instead of oil

peppy luv: Seconded!! U find them where brain dey work to forge NYSC certificate and to be good and intelligent actress wey get 2 papa 4 one pikin! unlike my "dumb" and "ugly" sister Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie!

my friend u wicked!!!! chei!!

Eleazarrh: Person wey suppose don marry dey do beauty pageant. Smh

so marriage is the highest achievement for you.... if it is why don't u shut up and stop criticising thoz hu dnt think breeding (like animals) is their altimate goal!!!

MYOPIC ***mberg!!

Rastamann: What is this craze about first to comment? You guys are being too childish!

second to comment!!! . now dancing etighi on marina rd. while this morafuka hugs transformer.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]do angels wear black?

Lucifer is depicted as black in the bible.

this is clearly lucifer saving the man. It seems in the bible, satan is good while God (of the christians) is wicked and kills people.

In the bible, you hardly hear stories of satan doing any bad things. but you hear of the israeli God, yahweh killing women, children, etc., in israel.[/quote]so dis mumu dey read bible sef.... interesting

so? make we fly?

Lagusta: arrant nonsense, consensual rubbish and discombobulated bladderdash!!!!!!

madman

clap-TRAP!!!

please why do you have to put my name THERE!!!!!!. i didnt do noffin

wat about union Bank Head office Marina?

Kslib: Hmmmn,ok ooohhh!! Weda na MOJO abi na blue film be una name,make una no dare smell Nigeria cos if una try am ehn,we go just invade Niger and colonise una in 3 days.. Whick kain see finish be dis one sef,una tink say boko haram pass our military power? Na just cos dem dey hide under civilians dats why we dey try minimize the damage..
MOJO!! MOJO!! MOJO!! How many times did i call you.. I just pity the people of Niger cos na dier life una dey endanger. If una try pim for naija,walahi una country go become "VALLEY OF DRY BONES",una body kuku dey before,so the right word to use should be "VALLEY OF POWDERED BONES"..
Stupid goats wey never chop bellefun wan begin fight for one allah wey no even know say animals like una dey exist..
ISLAM!! ISLAM!! ISLAM!!! How many times did i call you? Which kain religion be dis one sef? Haba,the damage wey dis religion don cause this world is too much. After una go begin call am "Religion of peace",which kain peace be dat one sef? Una go dey say "these terrorists do not understand islam" BUT you go see person wey don study quaran for 40 years dey carry weapon attack people. so una mean say for all those years,the person no still understand quaran? Abegi,make una go siddon..
Why e be say no xtian don misunderstand bible to the extent of carrying weapons and killing for christ.. If una know say una wan go sleep with 72virgins,den make una come out worldwide like real men and declare battle without hiding,i SWEAR,IN JUST ONE WEEK,JUST ONE WEEK ISLAM WILL BE HISTORY AND EVERYBODY WILL REST.. RELIGION OF P*SS.. Even king of swaizaland sef don Bleep wetin pass 72virgins for earth here.. Some stupid aboki wey dey impotent,d ones wey dey release wen dem see breasts and d wan wey no get prick wan Bleep 72virgins..lmao

this got me cracking.....
nice one bro. u make HEAVY SENSE

[quote author=Èbus bäbá 1]3rd 2 commet 'dancin limpopo'[/quote]in ur imaginatIONS

Symphony007: No matter all the silly quarels here on nairaland, i must say nigeria has no greater friend in africa than ghana. It is evident with our president's friendship, celebrity hook up's,etc. Let's not let greed and jealosy destroy the partnership that will dominate africa!!

tru talk

Kinikini: NO WONDEER NIGERIA IS WHERE IT IS. IMAGINE THE RESPONSES / COMMENTS TO THE POST. WHAT A COUNTRY WHAT A PEOPLE.NO WONDEER NIGERIA IS WHERE IT IS. IMAGINE THE RESPONSES / COMMENTS TO THE POST. WHAT A COUNTRY WHAT A PEOPLE.NO WONDEER NIGERIA IS WHERE IT IS. IMAGINE THE RESPONSES / COMMENTS TO THE POST. WHAT A COUNTRY WHAT A PEOPLE.

olodo

yea RYT!!! if ... and i mean ''IF'' she is preety, then i'm Barack obama!!

MockingBird: Yes...its just bouncing back. Does it means successful?

GUNSHOTS!!!!!

yea ryt!!!!