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PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces ‘biafran Income Tax’ by maskid(m): 1:50pm On Feb 04, 2013
PStylish: [size=24pt]We Yorubas should leave our Igbo brothers alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That we can't be independent cos of our nature doesn't mean they can't.

Everything will pan out whenever however.

Ride on dear Igbos.

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though i dnt support this biafra movement ,, i truely like this Poster. u are very wise
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces ‘biafran Income Tax’ by maskid(m): 1:47pm On Feb 04, 2013
Mad Cow: Dumb Niggas!





I have said it that the government should declare MASSOB a terrorist organisation and permit the Police to shoot them at sight.

I want the Federal Government to use these MASSOB folks as weapons training dummies for the armed forces and Police. If anyone is found flying the Biafran flag, shoot them dead. Anyone found inside a building that has the Biafran flag should be shot dead. Anyone found wearing Biafran colors should be shots well. Any congregation that is convened under Biafra, should be wiped out. Men, women and children... if an animal is involved in Biafra, kill it as well...

These Biafran leeches are now officially an embarrassment to progressive Ndi Igbos.
now i know why u are called 'MAD COW' (disease).
FashionRe: Eva Alordiah Dyes Hair Orange! by maskid(m): 1:49pm On Feb 03, 2013
or bete still "dyes her BRAZILIAN hair orange". hu dash am dat hair.? tongue
HealthRe: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by maskid(m): 1:35pm On Feb 03, 2013
[quote author=FD_enigma]Tested and trusted options:
1. Dettol
2. Hypo! The ultimate solution.
3. Battery acid[/quote]na lie. the only/final solution is to alwayz wear yellow shirts. shikenah!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Suspends Odenwingie From Training by maskid(m): 3:13am On Feb 03, 2013
abeg make una no vex ooi. "UNA NO DEY SLEEP?? huh
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S IV To Launch In April by maskid(m): 2:03am On Feb 03, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]Set the ball rolling.
Seems to me Blackberry is not dying after All.
I also fell for the Android hype and got myself one. Didn't last longer then a few hours and I thank God for that or I would have been stuck with them iPhone copycats.[/quote]pls hu is dis fowl?. na lack of money to buy beta phone dey worry u? did u just wake up from a 10 yr sleep?
HealthRe: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by maskid(m): 1:44am On Feb 03, 2013
Use Dettol to kill all the Bacteria under ur armpit jor. Apply 3times daily. grin afta all if u dnt take care of urself Who will huh huh
HealthRe: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by maskid(m): 1:41am On Feb 03, 2013
vanstanzy: That's caused by too much "Conji" in the system. Just "WANK_OFF" thrice a day, and u should be just fine. grin grin grin
oh really? so ur sperm yellow ba? God don kash u. staph carrier grin
HealthRe: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by maskid(m): 1:38am On Feb 03, 2013
hornipipe: dude say what ? grin grin
u wan make i use yoruba b4 u understand? no b english i speak?
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dikeh- Itz Ova (Video) by maskid(m): 10:54pm On Feb 02, 2013
i clicked on the link but mt iphone 5 refused to download the video. now i know am really using a SMARTPHONE grin grin
HealthRe: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by maskid(m): 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2013
wat about yellow stains on my boxers?? cry cry
IslamRe: The True Meaning Of Jihad by maskid(m): 5:24pm On Jan 30, 2013
MSCHTEEEW!!
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Before And After Her Rise To Stardom by maskid(m): 5:20pm On Jan 30, 2013
BIKO HOW WOULD THIS PREVENT CIV FROM DRINKING SUPER EAGLES WITH AKAMU ON SUNDAY ? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Video: Real Story Of Nigeria by maskid(m): 5:38pm On Jan 29, 2013
please how do i download this interesting video. any ideas?
FoodRe: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by maskid(m): 4:10pm On Jan 29, 2013
heeeeei!! no wonda i no sabi book... (no 10 ) work for me oooo! chai. i tut it was my step-mother that did this to mi
PoliticsRe: Fake Currency Syndicate Smash In Lagos by maskid(m): 4:05pm On Jan 29, 2013
free13: Federal Character.
grin grin grin grin
na lie na YORUBA TINs. jor. (kill me if u want)
PoliticsRe: Fake Currency Syndicate Smash In Lagos by maskid(m): 3:59pm On Jan 29, 2013
abeg make una tell mi which triBE plenty pass for here?. if na the oda tribe e b we no for hear word. i hope NL'ders now know that crime is even ly distributed in this country. so let no one POINT ACCUSING FINGERS ON tribe IN the future (make i no break person head)
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by maskid(m): 5:03pm On Jan 17, 2013
IDI AMIN, adolf hitler
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by maskid(m): 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Some people wish to bring more than two. Is that a crime?[/size]
Nigerians HABA! una no dey follow simple instruction. oya bring back 100 . na food? angry

mscHTEEEW!! like say dem go even ressurect sef
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by maskid(m): 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
shadrach77: 1. gbenga adeboye
2. kola olawuyi
3. bimpe adekola (ireti)
4. bisi komolafe
5. fela kuti
6. michael jackson
7. sam okwaraji
8. mko abiola
9. herbert ogunde
10. bishop benson idahosa
oga u dey vex ooo i think ur own request wuld hav to wait for judgement day wen the dead will rise.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by maskid(m): 4:59pm On Jan 17, 2013
Rex123: my dad and my virginity
lol cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by maskid(m): 5:30pm On Jan 08, 2013
sundaybam: 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.

2. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.
when u appear in the 3-man ballon d'or/ UEFA shortlist 4 tyms without getting more than runner-up. Duuh!!
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: 16 Things You Did Not Know About Her by maskid(m): 5:13pm On Jan 08, 2013
Prof Corruption: She's beautiful but her books are damned too watery, shallow and unreadable.
Bad belle... oya go and write yurs lets see how readable and thick it wuld be. thats y she will always be ahead of you .. HATER
PoliticsRe: Trailer Plunges In To River Killing 27 by maskid(m): 1:14pm On Dec 19, 2012
koolet: wat ov the cows sad
go to the butcher's store.. they are there
PoliticsRe: Trailer Plunges In To River Killing 27 by maskid(m): 1:13pm On Dec 19, 2012
[quote author=T-smooth]Rest In Peace my brothers.[/quote]do u mean the cows or the HUMANShuh
RomanceRe: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by maskid(m): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2012
the best way to break up is just TO HAVE A LONG COOL SEX!@@@@ ALL STYLES
CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Nwosu Needs N6m To Survive by maskid(m): 2:13pm On Dec 18, 2012
pictures plzzz... i dnt remember her
PoliticsRe: Is Sanusi Still Better Than Soludo? by maskid(m): 2:10pm On Dec 14, 2012
naijaking1: Where have you been?
Oh, you're new to N/L?
Don't let Jarus hear you say that Soludo is better than Sanusi. Infact he had named his first son SLS, in honor of our rogue CBN governor!
Oga stop talking CLAP-TRAP here jor!!!!.
PoliticsRe: INEC Commissioner Suggest Five Parties For Nigeria by maskid(m): 4:43pm On Dec 12, 2012
i dey even suggest 3 parties... but for the avoidance of tribalism whereby each major ethnic group shares them. maybe 4 would be more appropriate.


rEMEMBER FIRST TO COMMENT!!!! FIRST TO COMMENT!!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (continues the azonto dance)
PoliticsRe: INEC Commissioner Suggest Five Parties For Nigeria by maskid(m): 4:41pm On Dec 12, 2012
first to comment!!!! (dancing azonto on lagos-ibadan expressway)

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