₦airaland Forum

eezeribe:
You with human sense... It should be 'their',not 'there'.

Is dah all

NLs and there monkey sense

Na WA o.
Celebrity after death

NicoBaba:
Fleet kor Baygon ni...who get GTA San francisco cheat codes...


Which kain service dis poster above dey use..Edo network...

Lol. Werey
Wich one be baygon again

capatainrambo:
^^^^ someone pls tell this slow poke the queen is a christian.
Muslims are not allowed to say God bless the queen.
because she doesn't believe in their allah





what a strong queen.

Who's dz one

Tolexander:
I heard she is a klepto.
Does that mean she has the right to steal also?

yes but in her case, it's called "taking"

1. The Queen can break any law.
Actually, Her Majesty is literally above the law. She has a right to break any law.

2. She has a right to vandalize property
Under certain circumstances, such as a national emergency, the Queen has the right to break, enter and destroy any property.

3. She protects all children.
Queen Elizabeth is the official guardian of all children in the UK. Therefore, she technically has the right to take someone’s child.

4. She can’t be sued.
Legally, it’s impossible to sue the Queen. She also has the right to not give evidence in a court, and, of course, she can’t be prosecuted.

5. The Queen can start a war. Technically, Queen Elizabeth can declare war against any country at any moment. In practice, of course, such decisions are made by parliament, but they officially need the Queen’s permission.

6. She doesn’t have to pay taxes.
All citizens of the UK, as in many other countries, have to pay taxes depending on their earnings. The Queen is exempt from this law. However, she has voluntarily paid taxes since 1992.

7. She is exempt from freedom of information requests.
In the UK, as in most countries, there is a freedom of information system that allows the press and public to ask any kind of question. But the Royal Family used its power to block this law from expanding on them. Simply put, they are absolutely free to not provide any private information.

8. The Queen doesn’t need a passport.
Her Majesty does not need a passport, and this will not stop her from traveling at all. She is one of the very few people in the world who doesn’t need to have an official identity document.

9. She doesn’t need a driving license.
Despite the fact that all the driving licenses in the UK are issued in her name, Queen Elizabeth doesn’t need to have one. She didn’t even need to pass any driving test or take driving lessons. Nevertheless, she is very good at driving, and she was an ambulance driver during the war.

10. She doesn’t have to follow speed limits.
Well, we have never seen Queen Elizabeth chasing a car on the road. However, technically she has this right. All speed limit rules can be broken by her anywhere in the country, but, of course, she doesn’t abuse this power.

https://brightside.me/wonder-people/10-laws-queen-elizabeth-can-decide-not-to-follow-387360/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8999634930

As much as I hate dz NK, I don't believe dz.
I can't imagine him carrying a stick.

He's just one man that Yoruba will always tell "ki enu e mapa e" "make ur mouth no kill u"

lastmaster:
boy, I just have to let this go.i don't like quarreling with people in a faceless forum. If you dont mind, i will Just like us to meet, so you will know who you are dealing with.

Chai! U mumu no be here o. Tank God u avnt commit suicide yet.
Mr fighter, u beta go find work. If na gala abi na fan yogo u won sell, or na fake memory card u won sell. U no fit do beta work before.
"Flat headed gorilla talking trash"
"stewpid homo erectus from red mud republic"... Sir suku elepon obuko alabiabia

visionex:
I did not arrive in time to lecture them including u on basic ECONOMICS dat economic development is not real estate development.they were many displayin HEAVY IGNORANCE means dat a significant no of today graduates from dat area come out halfbaked or entirely unbaked and it is an fundamental social issues gvt should start looking into
Even at dat I can categorically tell u dat bios own most of those property in choice areas of Lagos go check

Based on wat statistics?
Even if it's true sef...
When they say Nigerians own most apartments in east London, does that guaranty Nigerians to call London a no mans land or call londoners slaves or any other names.
Pride comes before a fall and you guys re doomed for failure

First page of dz thread is full of savagery.
Mods need to block those guys. They re too wicked.

Ordinary na we develop Lagos play na im u won cause mass death among dz ipork yuths

Deban:
It is one thing to develop and another to buy. Most properties in Ikoyi, Lekki are owned by the Ibos. Yoruba's only delude themselves to think that they own Lagos. It is a no man's land. The developers develop for the Ibo cash owners to buy.

no mind dem. we own 97.5% of d houses in Lagos. We no just like bragging

lastmaster:
I hate nairaland

Shukudi, no go hang ursef o.
chai! Dz afonja pipul won make dz guy comit swicide
D bashing much sotay d guy hate nairaland sharperly

Sometime, dz guys act foolishly. Imagine a frsc officer jumping in front of a moving car and acting like he's d one controlling d brakes

I need to share this with you all after receiving it;

Eleven ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:*

1. Avoid Monkey meat especially the Kanda.

2. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called Monkey Tail or Monkite or Kparaga

3. Avoid Monkey Cage when u visit any Zoo until further advised.

4. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow'.

5. Avoid Monkey (Wayo) Business, especially my eastern brothers.

6. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

7. For the sake of ur life, avoid watching those Hausa & Togolese men who carry Monkeys about in Major Nigerian cities, especially Lagos, in the name of entertainment & magic. If not u will just die troway!!!

8. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane.

9. Don't allow any of ur child to be jumping upandan like Monkey else 'dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal.

10. Run 440 if u spot anyone with the disease. Avoid unnecessary physical contacts, especially in Bayelsa State & always wash & sanitise ur hands b4 eating. If u can help it, stay in ur house until this scourge is sent to meet its cousin (Ebola Virus) in the pit of hell.

11. Avoid wearing Monkey jacket.

Please spread to others

Scissors skills

TheControversy:
SOME people from one part of Nigeria be like...

I didn't call any name o

U sef na d same tin

This is a wicked thread.
So many fatalities and savagery.

Well, we dash u Israel, trump is already on signing the secession papers.

nototribalist:
Why not? It's Igbo tradition. It's like Mikel Obi nova tell am

for the man family to pack and go and live for d wife place abi?
Dirty

Issorait

It's your party that's incharge of d zoning. Go to another parry!
Izza simple stuv

Lobatan

safarigirl:
lol...who no be fine boy?

I'm freaking handsome madam. No dey price me abeg

safarigirl:
lol...at least I put my picture, wey your own?

Forget am. Me be fine boy. No go come

Don't this people have men?

Diiet:
This osinbajo sef, only God knows where he got his wisdom from.

Just imagine how they give him attention while he speaks.



If my comment pain you, hit your head for ground

Look at fasola, timubu...
They don't read script when delivering speech

Homeboiy:
Unclad BT rapped in towels

Which kind headline be this?

Lmao
Mumu op, mumu bride

Lair lair. Kwontinue.
If you love am, why u come dey ask? Pack go meet am na

If cigarette could be made legal, I wonder why marijuana can't be.
Probably because cigarettes re made by American.
Once America start branding marijuana now, Nigeria go legalize am.

safarigirl:
How will her elder sister achieve the feat when both her parents no fine....make she do magic?

At least this Hailey's mum is pretty, so, she got the right genes, but Imade simply didn't get lucky from any angle

Kwontinue.
u wey be like panla fish sef dey talk. Na WA o