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Food › Re: Worst Things Seen While Cooking. by mastermaestro(m): 12:16pm On Jan 10, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
While I was preparing tea, a newly born goat kid just fell into the jug and everything just got messed up. I killed it and served it to everyone and it was a good morning

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court For Commencement Of Secret Trial. by mastermaestro(m): 11:54am On Jan 10, 2017
Buhari is simply turning this guy into a political deity. More people know him now than when he was a free man.
Politics › Re: FG Suspends FRC Corporate Governance Code by mastermaestro(m):
The church of JESUS CHRIST marches on and the gates of hell shall not prevail! If it were a Muslim that oversaw the implementation of this law, people would have been crying foul. Alas! A southerner who is very likely a Christian pushed for its implementation even when the minister asked him to suspend it at least temporarily.

This is a proof that in the last days, it is Christians themselves that the devil will use to fight the church! Brace up people, the antichrists are here. They are in the church already singing hallelujah like you.

But the saints will prevail in the end! Hosanna! Hosanna!

Politics › Re: 5 Problems APC Will Grapple In 2017 - Daily Trust by mastermaestro(m): 11:30pm On Jan 07, 2017
jfleece:
even at Dat we still don't give a Bleep....

Nairaland General › Re: Revealed :why Lalasticlala Love Snake So Much by mastermaestro(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2017
cheesy cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Corporate Governance Code Forced Adeboye To Appoint Obayemi GO Of RCCG Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 5:58pm On Jan 07, 2017
Trying to control the church. A wild goose chase. grin grin
Politics › Re: 5 Problems APC Will Grapple In 2017 - Daily Trust by mastermaestro(m): 10:29am On Jan 07, 2017
Who are these dumb copycats regurgitating the overused nauseating "give f.uck." line? You guys lack shame and creativity. You are now embarrassing yourselves for Heaven's sake. Or can't you all see that the number of likes that line attracts is almost zero now? This should tell you that people are tired of reading it. angry angry angry

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Set To Swears In New President Today (photo) by mastermaestro(m): 10:25am On Jan 07, 2017
Edubestconsult:
The 'fvck' trend is becoming dry and boring tho undecided
No it's not becoming boring, it's actually becoming stupid. I want to puke each time I read the nonsense. angry angry

I feel ashamed that over 10 persons would recite the same line on one page.
Romance › Re: This Guy First Took Permission From His Fiancee’s Daughter Before Proposing by mastermaestro(m): 12:14pm On Jan 06, 2017
perryy:
Bulshit. I don't deal with Tokunbo.
Little kid who hasn't seen anything in life. Don't make mockery of everything you see or hear. Be warned.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Who Followed Her Friend To A 'Church Event' In Lagos In Unstable Condition by mastermaestro(m): 1:12am On Jan 05, 2017
Incoherent narrative.
Crime › Re: Robbers Raid Redeemed Church In Madalla, Abuja by mastermaestro(m): 10:33pm On Dec 25, 2016
africanusvu:
.Church AUDITORIUM kwa? ma friend wat av church got to do wit auditorium? i am talkng of CHURCH.nt auditorium\theater\hall. i am talking of music for church CONGREGATION nt AUDIENCE in an AUDITORIUM.seem u ar one of these half educated christopaganistic pastorpreneurs turning christianity to hippop?
I barely knew I was conversing with a fellow who equates poverty to righteousness. The hearing of N35 million for a set of speakers swept you off your feet. cheesy cheesy Dude, life does not start and end in your little hut. Go higher! cheesy cheesy In your mind, those high tech/standard musical appliances and equipment should only be used in clubs and party halls where they worship satan, while the church can settle for anything to worship the One who created everything including satan. grin grin Self-righteous boy. cheesy
Crime › Re: Robbers Raid Redeemed Church In Madalla, Abuja by mastermaestro(m): 8:49pm On Dec 25, 2016
africanusvu:
,Nnaa.i ve been into musical instrument for over yrs now here in Pounds road Aba.if it is these they listed above.730k can get them comfortably
I repeat,you have no idea what it costs to get high quality sound in a medium-sized church auditorium. You are talking about assembling some junks together which would give buzzing sounds all in the name of musical equipment. 750k? cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Robbers Raid Redeemed Church In Madalla, Abuja by mastermaestro(m): 8:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
africanusvu:
I hear property worth over 3milion.but when i saw d list of wat was stolen.i doubt if it is upto 1milion.two peple sined here.the thief that stole and the church that lied.all heading to hell
You are certainly a novice when it comes to church musical equipment. There is a set of customized speakers that costs N35 million to purchase.
Romance › Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by mastermaestro(m): 8:14pm On Dec 25, 2016
mavany:
Is it the chicken you told me you were eaten yesterday choiiii
Yes grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by mastermaestro(m): 2:49pm On Dec 25, 2016
Donpoker9:
angry sad
cheesy cheesy I was actually looking forward to a response like this. cheesy cheesy

Romance › Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by mastermaestro(m): 2:47pm On Dec 25, 2016
mavany:
Merry Christmas to my nairaland family
Curve
0jac1
Tatax
Mastermaestro(hope I got that right)
Numismatic
Smileysmiles
0byrich

I love you all big time
Merry Christmas dearest! Abeg join me in prayers, my chicken nor gree done o.
See am...

Investment › Re: Man Accused Of MMM Fraud Surfaces, Says He Didn't Abscond by mastermaestro(m): 9:59am On Dec 25, 2016
honeychild:
You are an idiot. Why is your link full of pornography? So you like porn. Why do you have to deceive others to click on porn sites. Advertise your porn as porn. Those that like it will click.
I love ya already! This is how they drag young people into disgusting habits. Most of these blogs are full of porn materials. You end up viewing nasty things you actually didn't set out to see.
Food › Re: Lagos Residents Buying Lake Rice Queue Up. PICS by mastermaestro(m): 7:30pm On Dec 22, 2016
This was how it started in Venezuela. What's happening there today? Rationing! Nigeria has become a global embarrassment. undecided
Events › Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by mastermaestro(m): 7:07pm On Dec 22, 2016
mengho:
what a wonderful write up, may God bless you
Your foolishness is greater than his. angry
Events › Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by mastermaestro(m): 7:05pm On Dec 22, 2016
Brightgem:
Shut it abeg! what an insult to women, girls and ladies who actually lead their lives with dignity. who havnt slept with dozens of guys. "you lots" refers to ur sisters, cousins, anuts, nieces ryt? I guess ur daughters too will be sent to twerking school. Men are the bigger hoes cuz all those u call hoes are satisfying the needs of "men" men were made to lead, when they raise their standards too, we will have better women. Again! shut it.
I am more disgusted than you are. That dude deserves to be whipped to stupor to cure him of his dense foolishness. angry
Events › Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by mastermaestro(m): 7:03pm On Dec 22, 2016
dabossman:
This is the 2nd time I'm posting this picture on Nairaland today.

If we all payback every wrong action with an equal and opposite reaction,no one will be spared. So the girl broke his heart, it hurt, but who is he, a saint? What goes around comes around. Karma's a b*tch. So let's say he ruins her marriage and happiness, she gets a gun and shoots him dead, or bathes him with acid, would it also be an equal and opposite reaction?
That dude you quoted is a foul-mouthed lunatic. It's impossible he can ever reason with you. Don't waste you priceless time.
Events › Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by mastermaestro(m): 7:01pm On Dec 22, 2016
iykedare:
The past can't just be the past like that. She is a h0e. Who told you he was interested in being her groom? I'm sure if some of you are asked why you sleep with dozens of guys before you get married, your answer will be that they weren't good enough to be the groom(s).
You girls are pathetic. Why do people still waste their hard earned money sending you lots to school?

You lots are better off in a twerking school or a bj school since that is what y'all do so well.
With recalcitrant sadists like you, abuse in marriage has come to stay. Too bad you are very unintelligent!
NYSC › Re: Female Corper Serving In Abia Dies In Fatal Accident (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 4:01pm On Dec 22, 2016
Ireboya:
Shut up!

Politics › Re: Rashidat Bello And Jaywon Donate To Widows For Christmas (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 11:16am On Dec 22, 2016
snrman:
grin
grin
Please give me Arsenal (four) cups of rice for Christmas. cheesy

Business › Re: Naira Slides To N492 At Parallel Market by mastermaestro(m): 7:25am On Dec 22, 2016
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny (LOL) Memes On My Phone To Brighten Ur Day by mastermaestro(m): 11:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
Engaging thread. wink
Politics › Re: Ever Changing Face Of Awka The Capital Of Anambra State by mastermaestro(m): 11:14pm On Dec 20, 2016
Doug07034780891:
Jobless Ikwerre bastard. I hope you are not talking of the same PH that 2/3rd of it are shanties.

When Anambra started having flyovers and bridges Rivers people were still running around unclad. This inter change in Anambra is older and finer than every flyover in Rivers state. Prove me wrong..


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The running unclad part got me laughing hard. Guy you get mouth o cheesy grin cheesy cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Freeze: "MMM Is Better Than Pentecostal Churches In Nigeria" by mastermaestro(m): 11:11am On Dec 20, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
True story. Very mumu people.. They give pastor their money then say that it is God that is blessing Him. grin
Thank God for Satan that saved me from Christ. cool
I had never read anything as absurd as your closing remark all my life. grin The foolishness in the remark is the greatest in this century. The devil has finally finished you. cry cry

Family › Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by mastermaestro(m): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2016
MariamAlheri:
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Oh, I forgot to tell you that my bbm isn't functional on my phone. Whatsapp or Facebook chat.
Family › Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by mastermaestro(m): 12:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
MariamAlheri:
And when it takes ages for them to reply chats and messages, what do you do abeg?

If you know how bored I am right now ehn.....
Oya make we chat. Pick a medium, please.
Family › Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by mastermaestro(m): 12:05pm On Dec 19, 2016
MariamAlheri:
Yea, I'm in the children unit in church and it sure brings out the loving and outgoing side of me. But still I've no friends of my age group, home or abroad. I'm always glued to my phone; browsing, NOT CHATTING O. I'm impatient, I make friends but keeping and maintaining them is the real problem. Now, its Christmas time, holidays are here. Its evident I'm gonna be spending it alone. I'm trying all I can not go get depressed at the thought! Thanks for reaching out.
Now I get the picture. Maybe you should start by engaging in online chats more than you presently do. I used to be very impatient and easily irritated too. My standard for keeping anyone was extremely high then. But over time I realized that humans are humans with plenty of shortcomings and imperfections. Now I try to patiently chat with the high and low, even when their expressions are not so coherent. I just do my best to make a meaning of it. Remember, everyone comes with a flaw. Everyone isn't as smart as you are. Sometimes you have to condescend to men of low estate for the sake of friendship and keeping in touch.

When you relate with people according to the strength of their mind, you will enjoy their company much more. smiley

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