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Family › Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by mastermaestro(m): 10:56pm On Dec 18, 2016
MariamAlheri:
True. This describes me well. But how do I cope when I'm in a place where little or no recreational outdoor activities take place? I've no friends.
Why would you say you have no friends when you have me? tongue Well you've got to reach out to people around if none is doing same to you. If you are a Christian, I encourage you to actively participate in church activities. Take up a task that requires regular engagement, it helps a lot. It keeps you sane. It brings out the loving, outgoing side in you.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Rejoices After Killing This Monitor Lizard With His "Bare Hands". PICS by mastermaestro(m): 9:48pm On Dec 17, 2016
Kdiva:
lol.. don't mind him
And he typed that with so much confidence.
Now I agree with the saying that ignorance exudes immense pomposity. In ignorance his guts is shocking still! smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Man Rejoices After Killing This Monitor Lizard With His "Bare Hands". PICS by mastermaestro(m): 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2016
Kdiva:
David actually killed a Bear
Imagine the number of likes that dude got for challenging an authentic information with a false stance. sad
Romance › Re: How To Be Independent In A Relationship by mastermaestro(m): 4:52am On Dec 17, 2016
The way some guys talk contemptuously about women shocks me. It forces me to believe that their mothers are dead. Not just dead but died wastefully with zero impact on their upbringing. Also it forces me to believe that they have no sisters, or if they did, they are irrecoverably lost somewhere in the dark tunnel of prostitution. In addition, I am inclined to believe that they have rid themselves of all female-producing sperm.

Only dumb men have no respect for women! sad
Politics › Re: Happy 74th Birthday to President Muhmmadu Buhari - Nairalanders by mastermaestro(m): 4:43am On Dec 17, 2016
Happy birthday to a cow-worshipping president. sad While herdsmen can go on killing spree without any lawful restraint, on the other the armed forces have have reduced to fighting cow rustlers, and even airlifting cattle with seemingly inadequate military helicopters. sad Now isn't the president a cow worshipper? sad

Politics › Re: Happy 74th Birthday to President Muhmmadu Buhari - Nairalanders by mastermaestro(m): 4:40am On Dec 17, 2016
Wizdude:
grin grin
I never open thread I don dey laugh cos I know the amount of curse wen nairalanders go rain ontop the man. Chai
Laugh wan tear my belle here. grin grin Every page fascinates like the first page! cheesy cheesy
Investment › Re: How MMM Revealed The True Colour Of Nigerians by mastermaestro(m): 1:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
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Travel › Re: Truck Collides With Cattle Along Keffi-Abuja Road, Many Cows Dead (Pics) by mastermaestro(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


INNOCENT COWS

BUHARI

YOU WILL NEVER GO UNPUNISHED

Politics › Re: 3 Problems Buhari Cannot Solve if he's Elected by mastermaestro(m): 11:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Those who voted Buhari were supposed adults with kid's brain.
Travel › Re: I Trapped A Snake With My Car Tyres by mastermaestro(m): 11:35am On Dec 15, 2016
Solowande:
Y telling and showing us. Just imagine u are d snake and d snake is u, hw would u feel?

Politics › Re: Omawumi Beatrice Udoh Dies In London by mastermaestro(m): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2016
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Abbies:
There is nothing like premature death. People die at the time God has decreed they will die
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Maybe you do not know that people die before their time!

Politics › Re: Arase, Others Bungled Bola Ige’s Murder Trial – Son by mastermaestro(m): 11:10am On Dec 15, 2016
iretiland:
Arase was as criminal as anyone in the NPF's disgraceful uniform as it gets. No sane individuals will forget his days as CP of AKS and therefore complicity in Akpabio's killing of innocent opposition individuals in Akwa Ibom state to the time of his reward with the position of IGP by the ineffective buffon GEJ for assisting Akpabio with those killings. He assisted Akpabio to ruthlessly shutdown oppositiin in AKS, and in return, Akpabio as the dark brain of slowpoke GEJ ensure he was rewarded with the highest rank in the NPF.

Sadly, double-dullard Buhari allowed Arase to reap where he did not sow by allowing him to retire voluntarily. GEJ was dull, but Buhari is something else.
This isn't the first time I am hearing about how Akpabio slew several opposition figures during his time as governor. A native of that state told me exactly this same thing sometime ago. Nigeria needs cleansing!
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Is Not Greedy - He Helped My Family Twice by mastermaestro(m): 11:04am On Dec 15, 2016
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topdee:
According to the Bible, luxury is ungodly. Read the whole of Matthew 6, especially verse 24. Though I'm not a believer, I believe any Pastor who embraces wealth is a hypocrite.
The true Christians are some of those missionaries who brought Christianity to Africa, they sacrificed everything they got and had. Go and read the Bible these pastors use in getting followers well; the be a man of God, you have to sacrifice everything worldly, even the ones which are gift, it is all about humility, doesn't mean they should live a wretched life. Besides, it's not every gift one should accept.
You cannot be wealthy and make heaven too, they are mutually exclusive.

I believe most of these so-called Pastors don't even believe in the Bible they use in preaching, cos if they do they won't dare practice and acknowledge some of the worldly things they do, it's obvious they have no fear of God and they know religion isn't sacred.
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Oh I remember, it was ogun and sango that blessed Solomon with stupendous wealth. undecided Hey, I have no part in poverty. If you hate wealth, diligently seek penury.
Investment › Re: CNN Makes Fun Of Nigerians For Still Believing In MMM by mastermaestro(m): 7:55am On Dec 15, 2016
martineverest:
are u denying any involvement in MMM after the debacle?
Don't engage in gambling!!!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Buhari Orders Finance Ministry To Pay Falcons by mastermaestro(m): 7:46am On Dec 15, 2016
Why does Aso Rock government always refuse to do the right thing at the appropriate time unless it is first ridiculed by all and sundry? Look at the international embarrassment this has brought upon this nation. Excruciating! A nation that feels no shame is cursed!
Investment › Re: CNN Makes Fun Of Nigerians For Still Believing In MMM by mastermaestro(m): 7:45am On Dec 15, 2016
martineverest:
y not?when he was warning u guys,y'all called him names...na him time be dis
I don't engage in quick money schemes, dude!
Investment › Re: CNN Makes Fun Of Nigerians For Still Believing In MMM by mastermaestro(m): 7:39am On Dec 15, 2016
Virgohills:
I just dislike that guy called seun, when MMM bought cars for people why did he not put it in front page?
Please don't dislike him, he just wants traffic through others' anguish. Those affected should simply ignore all these unconfirmed stories all over the news. Expect more blogs to publish rubbish because everyone wants to read something related to mmm. Sad!
Investment › Re: CNN Makes Fun Of Nigerians For Still Believing In MMM by mastermaestro(m): 7:33am On Dec 15, 2016
Seun has decided to worsen the mental state of mmm faithfuls by consistently flooding his homepage with anything anti-mmm. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Claims He Invested N25million In MMM by mastermaestro(m): 7:28am On Dec 15, 2016
Mememan:

MMM is dead!
Only miracle can bring it back alive.
MMM could have been a perfect platform to make some money if not for GREED.
Only very few or no one will be ready to provide help after this saga.

THE SO-CALLED GUIDERS and administration crumbled the system.
How can someone invest 300k and get 1.9 million naira at the end of the month.
Or 1million naira to get 6 million naira. This is ridiculous greed. Woe betide all of them.
Whereas, an ordinary member of mmm will invest 300k and get about 390k or 1 million naira for about 1.35 million naira within the same time frame.
Greed crumbled mmm.
The bonuses allocated to those guiders and admin is just too outrageous.

If peradventure mmm comes back alive which is only about 30% possible, they should cancel all those ridiculous bonuses or at least,
Direct referrers should get 5%
So-called guiders should get 0.000001%.

The mavro growth should be reduced to 10 - 20% growth in a month.
Mavro growth should be EVERYDAY and not Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Now I see the true picture. It actually was built and cursed to collapse from the start. It was a scheme set up to enrich/reward specifically the preachers and foot soldiers who could attract more victims into the fraudulent scheme.
Business › Re: Naira Firm At 485 As Buhari Presents Record Budget - Fxmallam by mastermaestro(m): 7:12am On Dec 15, 2016
You have the shame to broadcast this nonsense? Dollar firm at N485? This government is despicable!
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Is Not Greedy - He Helped My Family Twice by mastermaestro(m): 12:54am On Dec 15, 2016
It is only a few stingy misers whose single offering in a service has never exceeded 20naira, that cry to the Heavens how pastors live lavishly. Most pastors actually live on generous gifts from a kind wealthy few who might not even be their congregational members than on your miserly offerings and irregular tithes. Stingy Christians are first to cry foul when pastor changes his living room furniture. They mourn when pastor gets a new car even if it was presented to him by a generous person in the presence of all. Pastor moves to a new house, you groan. Pastor wears new clothes, it becomes breaking news in negative caption. Stingy people are always unhappy seeing others enjoy kindness that they won't and can't offer.

You cannot be wealthy if the sight of luxury irritates or enrages you. In fact you belong to the world of squalor. Wealth is a part of life, so is poverty. This is why it is life! The presence of one gives meaning and relevance to the other!

How people spend their money should be none of your business! Until you stop blaming the rich for your poverty, you are destined to die a pauper. Luxury is neither a sin nor a crime! If you so much love poverty, then die in poverty! Life is choice!!!!!
Politics › Re: Okorocha Clears 40 Years Of Pension Arrears, Pays Two Months Salary In Advance by mastermaestro(m): 12:43am On Dec 15, 2016
Rochas has always been a sleek lying conman. Most times I don't want to sympathize with people suffering from the wicked excesses of these political demons. You warn them against voting them, they'll reply you contemptuously, and queue behind the crooks praisng in tuneful moronic choruses, "All hail our messiah! All hail our messiah!" Here is where it always gets them... valley of pain, crossroads of misery. sad
Crime › Re: One-man Robbery Squad Terrorizing Ekosodin Meets Waterloo. by mastermaestro(m): 11:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
themosthigh:
benin too don mess up, let the devil win so that He can end this world already and lock up Christ in the bottomless pit.
Jehovah is managing this world poorly and if there was a senate or board of directors, they would have sacked him.
How can you be all powerful and all knowing with no equal and the world is still so bleeped up?
I have decided to join lucifer and fight jehovah on Armageddon and end this tyranny forever.
Anybody that insults me shall be possessed and dealt with by lucifer and he who likes my post shall be given all the wealth he desire and he who shares it shall have all his heart desires plus abundant wealth.
Take this message to jehovah, the end of his bulshit is coming very soon.

You and that stupid, doomed lucifer are both failures!

Sports › Re: Super Falcons Protests Non-payment Of All Allowances At Nass Gate (photos) by mastermaestro(m): 8:21am On Dec 14, 2016
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claremont:
Sadly, the country is in recession. My only grouse is that these girls were not informed prior to the tournament that there will be no monetary reward this time. Nigeria has got much more important issues to deal with....like the over 2 million starving IDPs living in conditions similar to concentration camps.

Those of you who think it's insensitive for the government not to pay these girls, maybe you should show the same passion for the hungry people displaced by Boko Haram. This is not the time to throw dollars around, the country is in a recession. At least, these girls had all their expenses incurred paid for by the government, and they are also well paid by their various clubs. They don't know what hunger is.

I have read people say that these girls have "worked so hard, and sacrificed so much for the country". There are soldiers earning a pittance and fighting Boko Haram, they deserve some dollars for their hard work as well.
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Your brain hasn't woken up today. Please come back and comment ONLY when it does wake up.
Pets › Re: How Do I Eradicate My Phobia For Dogs by mastermaestro(m): 7:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
MsDelilah:
Ah! Rara ô. I even prefer dogs to most humans, and here you are, saying you hate dogs. How dare you!

Where's my cane? angry
This? tongue

Pets › Re: How Do I Eradicate My Phobia For Dogs by mastermaestro(m): 6:00pm On Dec 13, 2016
MsDelilah:
We can't be friends o. angry
No emotional harm intended, please. cheesy We can find other areas of compatibility. wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Memes For Before And After 2016 (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nonsense!!!!!
Investment › Re: Nigerian Twitter User React To "Crash" Of MMM Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 1:55pm On Dec 13, 2016
Faith111:
O my God. My brother has over 500k in. I refused to join because I see it as a scheme for the greedy. I was not scared of losing out but I was scared of stealing out. I didn't want to be responsible for other people's failure if I succeeded in running away with other people's money before the crash.

At least I'll share my bag of rice and the goat I bought from Buygoats with him for Xmas. grin grin grin grin
Please share with him in the spirit of Christmas. grin
Politics › Re: Power Sector Unbundling Executed Prematurely – Idika Kalu by mastermaestro(m): 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
Power sector has collapsed! Buhari unwisely destroyed the sector even further by appointing Fashola to oversee a sector where extraordinary expertise is direly needed. My area where light was fairly constant during Jonathan's time now manages to get power supply every two to three days. It's infuriating!

Frankly speaking, Buhari has ruined everything that was handed over to him. angry
Travel › Re: 13 Killed In Ghastly Motor Accident In Katsina by mastermaestro(m): 12:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
Haste kills! If you are in a hurry, please start your journey early enough. However it is better to arrive late at a place than to bear the title late. Let them be angry about your lateness. It is better than mourning you. smiley
Pets › Re: How Do I Eradicate My Phobia For Dogs by mastermaestro(m): 12:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
I hate dogs!!!! I hate animal pets!!!! smiley
Politics › Re: Asset Declaration: Fashola, Adeosun, Amaechi, 16 Others Yet To Fully Comply; CCB by mastermaestro(m): 12:13pm On Dec 13, 2016
You expect Buhari to X-ray the crooks he invited to come devour with him what's left of this nation? Don't be dumb. grin Those who are disappointed today are the ones who expected wonders from a historically confirmed embodiment of leadership incompetence. grin Sai Baba! grin

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