₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
8. When you run to the pharmacy to get her procold.

The way she will look at you

McBrooklyn:
How girls ask for sex...


White girl: kisses u deeply and whispers to ur ear.... "Let's do it"


Naija girls: Mc.Brooklyn, I will soon go oo...

jegz25:
Hiding they said?... Thought he was beating the drums of war. Heard that the python never strikes o say na only dance e dey dance

kaffy4tope:
We all know the albino is a joker.

He is under house arrest right now, if he dare move out of that shithole, Niccur will regret ever coming to this world.

maximunimpact:
Today's been busy, I keep hearing army, military tanks and curfew... Please have they arrested him or shot him dead?

Hustlerlomo:
People open bobby by themselves.. Op u with ur big head dey censor d bobby... Na ur bobby abi na ur babe bobby?

Op take ya time diaa oo.

Assensio:
make dem com ma test dem 1 by 1

meezynetwork:
How many times

toyeanlawlah:
See as im legs part way! � One go Abule Egba the other one go Ikeja , but im body dey Agege!
Fake Figure Heads���

Narldon:


CLOWN!

decatalyst:
Where is EFE for God's sake?!


I hope EFE is not selling gala in traffic already?

This lady is making meaningful use of her time and beauty. Channeling her brain into something that could fetch income and relevance.

A certain young man is yet to figure out what to do with his life except paying money to 'producers' to produce noise.

bolex04:
no be dare be dis...my Sec school mate

apesinola001:
Who is Nnamdi kanu

marooh:
So?

Caseless:
you people come online leaving your brain offline. Is BSS A registered trustee? How do you compare a constitutionally backed organisation like NYSC and an international organisation like redcross to that 'nefarious' group called BBS(Bullshit based sect)? You're criminal.

verygudbadguy:
He is trying to widen his chances. He wrote Governor/Deputy Governor. He is a youth and if he has a good manifesto, he deserves our support.

On a serious note, don't we think it is high time we took our destinies into our hands? How long are we gonna allow ourselves to be used by these old Cargos.

Obasanjo, Gowon, Zik, Awolowo, Balewa, Muritala and the rest seized power at a younger age. Guys don't dey clock 40 and we still dey do machinery for some old politicians. Nigerian Youths, wake up.

We have the numbers, stop allowing them to divide us with money, religious and tribal sentiments.

holatin:
A mad man he is and same way he will be treated.

Ele were danu

budusky05:
So?

NwaNimo1:
Look at the useless umbrella man....

nextprince:
What the fvck is bloody wrong with Ugandan jews?

Ereolamide:
The fool didn't put the ring properly into the lizards mouth.

Idiot boy

HarkymTheOracle:
A little boy was doing
maths homework,
saying to himself, 2+5
the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9

His mother heard this &
asked "what r u doing?"

Boy, "doing my maths'
homework".

Mom: & this is how ur
teacher taught u?

Boy: "Yes"

Infuriated mother called
the teacher: Are u teaching
maths to children by
saying 2+2, the son of
bitch is 4?
The teacher started laughing
& answered: "what I
taught them was, 2+2
THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4...

kingrt2:
They are broke

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