₦airaland Forum

bamite:
I wonder how it feels like to face the kind of defeat ipob miscreants faced these past few weeks



This one has forgotten to take his drugs today

Is this for real?

GreenMavro:
This is why I just hate Nigerian Movies �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

The # Nollywood movie am watching right now, A dead guy appeared on his funeral day to attack the guy that killed him but he did not see him, so he (the ghost) decided to sit and wait for him. And do u know what??
The women sharing the jollof rice at the funeral served him too and he is eating... �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

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tosyne2much:
8. When you run to the pharmacy to get her procold.

The way she will look at you

Guy, u no go kill me o

McBrooklyn:
How girls ask for sex...


White girl: kisses u deeply and whispers to ur ear.... "Let's do it"


Naija girls: Mc.Brooklyn, I will soon go oo...

Naso o

This is serious

jegz25:
Hiding they said?... Thought he was beating the drums of war. Heard that the python never strikes o say na only dance e dey dance

kaffy4tope:
We all know the albino is a joker.

He is under house arrest right now, if he dare move out of that shithole, Niccur will regret ever coming to this world.

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maximunimpact:
Today's been busy, I keep hearing army, military tanks and curfew... Please have they arrested him or shot him dead?

Omo mehn...

Expired bwests

Hustlerlomo:
People open bobby by themselves.. Op u with ur big head dey censor d bobby... Na ur bobby abi na ur babe bobby?

Op take ya time diaa oo.

No mind am. Make him dey take panadol for person headache

Assensio:
make dem com ma test dem 1 by 1

Baba, u go fit? Make u go come pass there enter another side o

All size and shape of boobs dey that place. Mango, pear, orange, lime, pawpaw, guava, Lemon etc. Chai

meezynetwork:
How many times

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I tire o

toyeanlawlah:
See as im legs part way! � One go Abule Egba the other one go Ikeja , but im body dey Agege!
Fake Figure Heads���

Narldon:


CLOWN!

Lol @ 'NYSC in 1999, graduated in 2000'

decatalyst:
Where is EFE for God's sake?!


I hope EFE is not selling gala in traffic already?

This lady is making meaningful use of her time and beauty. Channeling her brain into something that could fetch income and relevance.

A certain young man is yet to figure out what to do with his life except paying money to 'producers' to produce noise.

Chai, this guy no go carry laff kill me

bolex04:
no be dare be dis...my Sec school mate

Baba, this one no be Dare na Nurudeen

apesinola001:
Who is Nnamdi kanu

He is a comedian

marooh:
So?

Smh

Caseless:
you people come online leaving your brain offline. Is BSS A registered trustee? How do you compare a constitutionally backed organisation like NYSC and an international organisation like redcross to that 'nefarious' group called BBS(Bullshit based sect)? You're criminal.

verygudbadguy:
He is trying to widen his chances. He wrote Governor/Deputy Governor. He is a youth and if he has a good manifesto, he deserves our support.

On a serious note, don't we think it is high time we took our destinies into our hands? How long are we gonna allow ourselves to be used by these old Cargos.

Obasanjo, Gowon, Zik, Awolowo, Balewa, Muritala and the rest seized power at a younger age. Guys don't dey clock 40 and we still dey do machinery for some old politicians. Nigerian Youths, wake up.

We have the numbers, stop allowing them to divide us with money, religious and tribal sentiments.

True talk

Say wetin happen? Will she be converted to an ATM dispensing like 50k for the husband everyday after marrying her? If not, make them marry their daughter. By the time she is 45 without husband, they will give her out for free

Wahala wa o

holatin:
A mad man he is and same way he will be treated.

Ele were danu

budusky05:
So?

He should not be rude to him.

NwaNimo1:
Look at the useless umbrella man....

Mr man, that's someone's dad!

nextprince:
What the fvck is bloody wrong with Ugandan jews?

Ereolamide:
The fool didn't put the ring properly into the lizards mouth.

Idiot boy