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@Katherinae,
@Superman,
@Brown-Eyes,
Who cares if your whatsoever taught you manners?Is it everything you are taught that you always understand?Obviously not.And mind you,I don't care if you aint fuckin' interested in my opinions,I'll always chastise and enigrate you-too namby-pamby for my liking.You talking about having fun-what do you mean by fun?whats fun to you might be boring to me.I don't know know how you have fun but mind you,I think this's the last time I'd be writing to you cos frankly speaking,I dislike your attitude and wouldn't want to have anything to do with you.Have a good-time with your kind of life if that's what you call fun.Guess u've gat a clue.
@Superman,
Damn,I'm just confused,infuriated in fact,almost getting outta control with you.But I think I shouldn't.Where did you get the impetus to write that shit of a thing and address to me?U Will Smith or something?I feel embarassed internally writing this to you but I'll make it as brief as I can.U are a bleeped up guy,what the hell do u attach great importance to how cuter you are in comparison to other guys?U kinda a fagged ass Jigga?U aint ashamed trying to make ur showcase look impressive while the stockhouse is as empty as the universe!!!Damn,U see where most Nigerians always make mistake.I don't know if I'm cute or not cos I find it difficult to grasp the meaning of that word when it relates to guys but my girl and my mum always tell me that I'm pretty.I thank them afterwards but try to prevail upon them to stop complementing on that.If you are really handsome and you think that raises your class,maximizes your stockhouse and your showcase,and you are cool with that,I give ur whatever-face 2 thumbs down for making me ashame to be associated with you in the smallest atom of ways via this forum.
If I were you,you know what I'd have done?I'd have attended English language tutorials-it abounds in the Uk(I guess thats where you stay).It was very difficult for me to understand what you wrote cos the meanings and the way you expressed yourself were way too awkward for me to bear.You had better improve on ur rapport,ok?
Might be, ur post makes sense to others,but to be frank,it didn't to me.It only increased ur stupidity index-thats why I say I'm ashamed and a bit confused as to why I'm writing this to you.Ur write-up made u look foolish and I believe u know the saying about talking to fools,don't you?I hope ur communication skills are far more better than this.Else,I wonder how u go about life over there?It must be a really sad situation cos I've been in your shoes sometime ago when I first arrived in Russia.Though now,I think my command of the Russian far surpasses your command of the English if one is to compare.Apologies,but you've gat to live with it.
I don't wanna pop 9's here cos I deeply feel for you.You seem too nimby-pimby just like Katherinae.I hope you guys'll get help as soon as possible b4 ur situation worsens.
"those fullisade emanting from your smelly mouth will always drop on the border shuold u care to notice! "-superman.
Damn!!!!What an arrant nonsense.
You trying to be metaphoric but it's funny to me.All these shit you've written are just crap and bummers.I was only able to get a clue when I called a fellow real Nigerian guy so we could rub shoulders to come up with the meaning of your "own" version of the English.I guess our guess of ur meanings are right.You damn faked ass nigga who had better wake up to whatz up b4 u gat smacked the f**k up to the realities of life.U feel me?If not,let me know-I'll give u more cos I'm a fast typer.Typing's no ordeal to me as it is to most guys.
@Brown-Eyes,
let my notes be tiresome.I thought people were reasonable in this forum.Am I just talkin' to ganja-smoked up BITCHES?Damn,they aint my type!!!U are lucky Brown-Eyes,cos I also have pretty brown-eyes though not like yours-yours are jacked up and disilluminted with 'em pollutants from those things you take in which I don't know.Come on,Is it all about me on this thread?
I think I need to set my records straight with your partially blind dirty smoked-up eyes.If from a distance you can't see the fool between me and that BITCH,Katheriane,then you are most likely like her and you deserve to be treated same way cos like I earlier said anything that has gat to do with that uninformed educated slowpoke of a southern(ATL) BITCH needs to face the wrath of my menace.I'll let you have my 22's when I pop 'em open.Brown-Eyes,U had better think about what you are about to start.
My regards to y'all if you deserve it.Damn,I've gat to finalise my project and prepare for departure to meet my princess:I miss her, Jigga.I need not waste time on silly things.
Mcyoh of spb

@ Stinking assed katherinae,
When I came out,I said it was all about ur silly comments on my personal preferences, Now this is how we goin' to do it, F**k you katherinae,f**k you elastic-limit-reached-stinkin' pussy,f**k evrythin' about you,F*ck all ' em peeps and in fact anything that has gat things to do with you.
You claim to have gat slammed and bleeped by puertoricans,Damn!!And thats a pride to you,uh?You see how traditional and uncultured ur perspectives are.I wasn't talking about being digged and hit in all directions by all 'em races from all directions.That only describes you as a LovePeddler-well I'm not surprised at that cos ur tone and rapport vividly portrays ur person as a silly dumped-by-real G's ass who's yet to recover from all sorts of past unpleasurable without orgasmic multidirectional racial fucking.As a LovePeddler,I tell you to your face--you aint no shit but a faker,a shorty style copier.You've gat no worth and deserve no feminine treatment from real G's.No wonder you always get dumped.The world respect respects prostitutes.As a LovePeddler which you've proved to be,your ugly and stinking ass is doomed for life and would require some unprecedented ass-cutting rehabilitations for it to get recovered in the best way,which then can't even compare to a below average booty.
Look you smoked-assed BITCH,I told you you had better watch what you and ur undescribable mouldy and whoric mouth with such tee-saw-like shaped disgusting and infected tongue of yours that pollutes all 'em blocks where 'em real peeps reside say about me esp when your doing ur uncultured multiracial and whoric frenching.Else I be quick in snatching your ugly ass off the streets, U had better become a prostitutes than roam about sleeping cheaply with all 'em races and adding more graves to our already tarnished image.
U STUPID OR SOMETHING?, Daaaaaaamnnn!!!!!!
Jigga,sup with this imbecilic BITCH, she's coked up or something?If not,then why's she messin' around with 'em real Gees?Just listen to what she just said.Men,I've gat to handle this ma own way.
The f**k you talking about Russian girls?I don't know if you understand russian language but I love the fact that I can converse in it.Even the English you claim to know,how have you proven it?Your knowledge of English language,u worthless LovePeddler,is obviously below average.I'm a student,studying in russia,doing excellently well,having fun and now on a summer research intern right here in College park,TX.I'll be back in Russia in some days time.As a LovePeddler,you must be doomed academically and intellectually.And since u've proved that,I think you aint worth my time.
You need some mental re-orientation,no I think a mental rehabilitation's needed here.U seem somewhat fed up with some kind of shit of which I really can't tell.U need help,u let the forum know about it.I'm pretty sure lots of guys'll be willing to help.
I repeat it again,I don't hate big asses but wouldn't want one.I'm ok by my girl-she's Russian but she speaks the goddamn English which you claim to know far more better than you.You are not measuring up to standards BIT, CH.
I tell you once again,there are pretty Nigerian girls here in Russia.Some have gat class,some are doomed with their beauty just like you if you claim to be beautiful anyway of which I doubt cos you stink badly.
Jigga,I'm coming, chill out a lil bit so I can talk to this smacked-assed BITCH nicknamed Katherinae in this forum.
U gonna sleep with a chinese 2nite?Damn, no class at all,
Bleep you and your motherfucking,
Mcyoh of spb.

@superman
Oh,having a white girl sounds impressive to you?You see how narrow,foolish and inexperienced you are.I've been reading through this forum and am yet to find anything reasonable that you've written.
Hey,weakman or did you say "superman",damn what makes you super?It's pointless talking to a fool cos those from a distance see better.
U had better wake up to whatz up,Faggy b4 I smack the Bleep outta you,
Mcyoh of spb.

@Smashing,
Take it easy cutie.Ur height's a unique phenomenon and I'm pretty most people admire it.There are people like us out there who admire you tall hotties.And pls,don't let anyone use you as a "brooding mare".Can you do that for 'em tall admiring brothers out there.Go into the institution out of love and not because the society demands.I know it'll be quite difficult but don't you give a damn about your happiness?
Marriage wouldn't necessary make you happy if it's not out of love.But if u are in as the new tall brooder,then it's a guranteed hell on earth.Sorry to say,but you need to be prepared b4 jumping and no hurying.
My kudos Smashing for u've gat a God-given gift that must be treasured, ))))))
Mcyoh of spb

@Katherinae,
U r a really harsh girl without even the smallest iota of rapport.
Mcyoh of spb

@Katherinae,
Whats up?Why didn't you comment?I thought you are a mathways critic.Or U are that empty upstairs?
Mcyoh of spb

@Desiree,
Lighten up, gosh!!!

I don't have a problem with you choice of ass and i certainly don't hate you-- state your preference without disrespecting anyone.



Good to know this.U started it-u never stated your opinion but u instantly insulted not even disrespecting.Me at least I only disrespected stating my preferences.
Anyway it's ok and no frontins.This forum I think was meant for constructive criticisms so as to correct some wrong societal misconceptions.
Holla desiree and letz inetrate amicably.I love ur sense of diplomacy.Apologies!!!
Mcyoh of spb.

hey earthrealm,
welcome!!!I'm not saying Nigerian girls front for me.I know my game.And besides don't think ur cuteness will take you anywhere especially since u aint a girl.Maybe if you can get hooked up to some Hollywood kind of a thing,thatz where your cuteness might help.Otherwise,ur logical intelligence determines your altitude if the right attitude's in place.
I know lots of cute guys who don't have games-very bad manner of approaching.I tell you Jigga,I had them nigerian hotties.I was always attracted to those fronters(just a natural instincts) or maybe as at then to boost to my friends who claim to be cute as you are doing now.I had a success rate of say 70%.I was satisfied cos to me I had more acceptance than I was rejected.And most times,the rejection made me stronger and more vibed up.
I never thought of having a white girl.It was far out of mind,though I never ruled it out.It just happened and guess what,I'm loving it.I mean loving it in all ramification.
So to those fronters,front if you want to but guys have gat games too and would front to you even more esp if they notice it and get what they want.
Better be true to this thing and take it easy-front only when it's necessary and do it to the right guys.Thats my suggestion.
Mcyoh of spb

@Katherinae,
of course u don't want nigerian big asses, You live in freaking russia, like u even have a decent choice of asses.
@desiree,
Damn,just check out how rude and ill-mannered both of you are!!!I never said I hate big asses-I only said I wouldn't like to have one.That's just a personal choice.And mind you,it's not only Nigerian ladies that have big asses.
You are both funny!!!Telling me I can't "bloody" get a Nigerian ass-what was that suppose to mean?Why can't you fuckin' proofread b4 sending?You don't even have a clue if i had or had never tasted those "bloody" asses as you choose to call them.
I seem not to get something,whatz so special or should I say bad if I'm on a student visa here in St.petersburg?
And besides,silly katherinae,I'm having a nice time in Russia and I visit home almost on annual basis.I'm here for a reason.So if you feel Russia's a freaky piece of asshole to live in,I think you are mistaken.I don't know where you are and where you think's a goddamn piece of paradise to stay.You had better stop making silly comments on people's personal preferences.
The Bleep you talkin' about you two silly "BITCHES"-Tell me you coke up or doped up?Damn,where the hell have you been that you consider better than the places I've been to.All places have their ups and downs.I'm not an egoist but you two trying to make me show my "red ends" when I'm doin' 52.
What asses do you even call decent asses?I don't give a Bleep as to people's past,aight.What matters in life's compatibility between 2 parties.
I just can't stop writing-these two untamed,assholic BITCHES wouldn't think b4 talkin'.Makin' silly and unncessary conclusions without logical follow-ups like some old smacked up pussies doin' 69 the first time at 69.
So you damn "satellites" following all 'em Jiggas around in y'all subconscious,you expect me to bring to the frontline the number of G-spots of ladies I've inflammated?I aint that way,I'm a lil bit introvertic.I'm like a dog,I never speak but I understand.And if I get raged up,I pop without it ever stoppin'.So I told Clocky,I'm done with the hitching thing for the mean time.I need some good time to spend with my spotless Barbie,
As a pecaution,you two(Katherinae and desiree I mean) silly smacked-up-without-orgasmic-smoked-up BITCHES:U had better watch and control what your foul-smelling unkissable and tongue-itching mouths say about me when you are postin' replies.Else, Thatz not important for now.I need to report you to the moderator I guess for some immediate actions to be taken.
Don't take a logical reasoner to be foolish, He knows better but his logical subconsciousness wouldn't allow him ooze out rubbish,
As an advice,if you've gat those "bloody" gigantic ass and you are ok by it,fine, That confidence brings out the best in you, And if I tell you my preferences you had better R.E.S.P.E.C.T them cos not all guys can stand lots of fats downstairs,though we'll surely respect y'all, Bleep KATHERINAE,Bleep DESIREE you silly fake ass BITCHES,
Mcyoh of spb.

I call my princess "Milaya" and at time "Mashka",and she calls me "Miliy".We both love it.I think pet names makes you special to eash other and that great for a relationship to be grounded properly.
Mcyoh of spb.

Clocky,
I didn't crack you up in anywa-I only made insinuations from your comments.C'mon,who told you Russian girls are sex objects?In fact,I don't understand that phrase 'sex objects',can you paraphrase it?
Well,I can assure you that Russians are really salacious in general, they rock anywhere they go and make 'em atmosphere go randy, but I don't know if they are sex objects cos I don't understand the meaning of that phrase,
So sup with you?Why do you want Russian girls?
Mcyoh of spb.

Clocky,
So u r the hitcher in here, ahhh?Great!!!I love that.U've gat games, uh?Splendid!!!But let me tell you,I'm not into games.I'm not a hitcher and I wasn't talkin' about you trying to be a gamer.Frankly speaking,I don't like huge asses and I don't know if yorubas have gat big ones or not.U've gat to understand something clocky,not all guys are playas or should I say,there are periods when guys were but later they decided to chill.If u are just into the game and u feel u know it better than all,Bravo!!!Let it fly and make it a public issue so everyone knows about it.Maybe U admire those asses and the hitching thing,so u intend to use it to make a jest of me.Such things don't disturb me at all.
I know who I am,what I've done and what I can still do when it comes to the gaming shit u r talkin' about.I'll be in Nigeria sometime in December I think and if you wouldn't mind,I'd love to meet you if you'll be there.
Mind you I've gat a girlfriend-but think it wouldn't be a bad idea learning from you and adding to the ones I already know.I doubt if I'm gonna even use it cos I'm rockin' on a sweet bond with ma beautiful Russian princess but No Knowledge is a waste u know, But mind u I see you in ma subconscious as a novice when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex.Hope to read from you.
Mcyoh of spb

If he's not good in love-makin' that implies he's new to it.It'll take time for him to come up as a sexually active being.U don't expect a first-timer to be "Killer Mike",do you?To most guys,their early sessions are really awful.I think u just allow him indulge in the act and even if he doesn't make u scream at first,u let him continue and at the same time telling him what to do especially if he seems ignorant about them.His performance would increase at a geometrical rate and might graduate first class from the love-making tutorials.B4 u know it,he'll be the sex freak and u the scream-freak who groans endlessly from unending ecstatical orgasmal state.
I passed thru similar experiences and though I'm not Sean Michaels,I'm definitely satisfied with my sexual life.And besides,Sean Michael didn't become Killer Mike overnight.It took some practice and time.
In a nutshell,that novice u r makin' a jest of now can make u come in a way u've never experienced if he practices in the right way and doesn't have sexual disabilities.Remember,with practice one improves in a geometric fashion.
Mcyoh of spb

Wow, some "Zdorovo" to all 'em tall sistaz, I love tall girls with those long skinny legs, damn,it turns me on, Thoug I'm not that tall(186),think that should be somewhere around 6ft 1, my girl's 6ft tall, so I think the combination's not bad.C'mon,be proud of ur height ladies, it rocks and makes u stand out, To me,all 'em tall cuties are really sexy, that was one of the reasons I fell for ma sweetie the very first time we met, it was more like love at firt sight, we've bee rocki' it for about 2 yrs now, so Kudos! to all tall ladies, U r all highly admired everywhere.
Mcyoh of spb

Katherinae,
Listen Kate,I don't hate you-I was only airing my views.And besides,u ladies don't need to let a Jigga get downcasted just like that.U don't just let him lose some worth that fast.Jigga was only attempting some toastin'.Jigga only lacks some feminine touch.Jigga wants some feminine attention.He was only gonna talk-Jigga needs some f***k**.Jigga could be serious if given the chance.
Ladies need not front.Better u say no in a polite way,than go about fronting without no answers with ur huge Nigerian asses, Though I love 'em anyway cos they rock,although I wouldn't want to have one cos I'm already on some ass and even if I wasn't,those fronting gigantic asses,I guess wouldn't suit me,
No offence to y'all, lol
Mcyoh of spb

ladies,it's quite funny how u list endless qualities of the guys u want, Have u stopped to think if U've got what it takes to be with such guys?I know some of y'all have gat it but to those who don't,i think it's better u chill out with what come to you or u work smarter to improve on yourself.The higher your qualification,the more likely u are to get a high-paying Job, guess u've gat a clue,
Mcyoh of spb

I think it wouldn't bite if you let him know.If he's a reasonable guy,I believe he'll even appreciate more and his response would then depend on his feelings to you.Bull all the same,U won't get humiliated for doing that.For me,I'll hold such a girl in high esteem.Goodluck if u are in love with someone who doesn't have a clue.
Mcyoh of spb

hahahahahahahahahahha, nigerian girls front. what an idiot
the slang front is sooooooooo last year-Katherinae
Hey Kate if thatz what ur name's,if u don't understand what people mean by frontin' u had better keep quiet,
Mcyoh of spb

In my opinion,I don't think so.I mean all guys have gat what it takes to be romantic if they actually want to.Besides,I've seen lots of romantic black guys.In a nutshell,it all depends on how passionate the guy's towards his girl.Some guys don't really love their girls.In such a case,how do u expect him to be romantic?Being romantic has gat more to do with feelings, I'm a Nigerian and my Russian girlfriend always tell me I'm romantic.If I wasn't,I doubt if she'd have said so.So pls stop generalising.
Mcyoh of spb

This is damn bulls**t I think.Why should Nigerian girls front-fronting for what?Thatz what I don't understand.In fact,most black girls I think.And besides,the pretences black girls are just too much.I can't imagine going out with one especially those silly fronters.Who u fronting for and WHY?Damn,u are into a guy,tell him how u feel and if thatz going to humiliate u(of which to me,is the most studpid thing that should come to ur mind),then give him the HSS(Hidden sexual signals).Most guys know them and if he's not the shy type or should I say the inexperienced-in-the game fella,he walks up to u,engages u in a very lively discussion,u fall for him which most times is the case.After that u start fronting, Damn,I notice it I'll show u,
And besides u Nigerian ladies who still claim being the holier-than-thou kind of girl is the best,I thinkit's high time u woke up to was up b4 u gat ur f***in life f***ed up.U telling me u r a virgin-u think it makes any difference to me?Come on girls,stop frontin and be urself, don't let 'em bradz run to 'em white hotties, U black queens are salacious too just the frontin that makes us uneasy with u people and the never-ending phrase "Why don't You RESPECT me no more?", I hate that question, always be urselves sistaz and be open to 'em guys, u can tell when a guy is in for the 2 to 3 times thing,then I think u don't only ned to front but show him how wise u are as u all claim when y'all front,
And to blue, who told u we go for the whites only when the tides are high?Thatz only a personal choice ok, Even if I'm broke frankly speaking that wouldn't make me leave my white girl,we gat together in ma low days, I'm not an educated fool,I know how to grind when the goin' gets tough, I've gat that knack for earning more irrespective of where I find myself-I boast to u,put me anywhere on this earth,I'll triple my worth b4 u know it,so I did when I was in Nigeria as a high school student- when some of ma pals where wasting,I was earning more-it's there in the blood, and in college in a different and accustomed environs,I did the same when ma fellow countrymen are busy complaining, I'll do it again after my graduation soon,
So to y'all Nigerian ladies, I respect and love y'al if not for ur unnecesary frontins and most times to the wrong guys,
Mcyoh of spb

well I don't what to say.Most Nigerian girls I know always say we are not romantic.I just don't understand what they mean by that.And besides, why make such generalisations?It's quite annoying.My girlfriend just read the comments fellow Nigerians wrote and was wondering if that's how all Nigerians.She always tell me that I'm the most romantic person she's ever met.
Although I've never dated a Nigerian(my girlfriend's Russian),I want all you ladies out there to know that I personally can list lots of Nigerian guys here,some going out with fellow Nigerians and they doing their stuff right.
Thatz why I find it difficult to understand why most Nigerian ladies always complain that we are not romantic.Can u explain to me what we Nigerian guys need to do that we aint doing?I'll be pleased to hear from u, as for me,though I'm not perfect,I know I'm not lagging in any way, so I await ur responses-this is to all your beautiful Nigerian queens, Ma love to y'all,
Mcyoh of spb

My opinion's different.I've read through what playboy wrote and al he's been saying.I give it to you-that's opinion;there's no arguing the fact.And let me put it across to you you are yourself abusive and callous.Icingbaby I think never said anything bad but u decided to use all sorts of inappropriate,unnecesary and insultive adjectives to describe her opinions-those were her views just as u let the forum know about yours.
We should all try and avoid going personals in this forum.That is not what it was meant to be.So keep ur views and opinions flowing, and as clue,to all 'em hotties and cuties if you want someone nice Jigga with all the qualities of both kind of guys-the so called "bad guys and good guys",just holla and we inetrate and we'll see whats gonna happen from there, Groovyeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Mcyoh of SPB