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 Celebrities › Re: Actress Halima Abubakar Bares Her Boobs And Tattoo As She Steps Out In Style by matotoide(m): 1:37pm On Apr 26, 2018 |
Ok |
| Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi Accused Of Being A Fake Gay Man For Having A Child - Check Reply by matotoide(m): 4:18pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Some ladies just get wahala sha, was laughing out loud reading the convo. The Bisi guy sef na mumu, he failed to put up a defense while being cornered. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija : Bambam Shares No Makeup Pictures by matotoide(m): 4:11pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
I need to use the toilet. |
| Agriculture › Re: FG Blames Benin Republic And Cameroon Of Sabotaging Local Rice Production by matotoide(m): 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
It's another one! 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Gets Martin Luther King (MLK) Award by matotoide(m): 3:21pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
Can't compare light and darkness. 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Mentally-Deranged Anglican Priest Sets ATM Of Imo Microfinance Bank, Aba On Fire by matotoide(m): 11:02am On Mar 05, 2018 |
Orishirishi |
| Travel › Re: Tasty Foods For The Northern Nigeria Traveller by matotoide(m): 4:01pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
I'm quite familiar with these dishes and none, i repeat none of of them is worth the hype. You're better off with masa/waina, fura da nono, kilishi or kunun koko. Even if they are mostly snacks. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Reasons Why You Should Support Pres. Buhari For Not Assenting To PeaceCorps Bill by matotoide(m): 2:30pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
I agree with the president on this. 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu And His Wife Spotted In Ghana - The Cable by matotoide(m): 11:55am On Feb 27, 2018 |
All this lavish write up and not a single pictoral or video evidence as back up? I'll pass, thank you! |
| Celebrities › Re: J. Cole, Davido & Wizkid To Perform In Lagos This April by matotoide(m): 4:48pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
J. Cole? Talented dude alright, but his style is not quite suited for this clime. #justsaying 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: FG Develops Home Made Biscuits For School Feeding Programme by matotoide(m): 9:43am On Feb 22, 2018 |
Yawns! 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Falz, Ramsey Nouah, AY Drive Jet Ski For 'yoruba Demons' Movie (PICS) by matotoide(m): 4:09pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
LOL! No be him fault, na your babe dey give am greenlight naw. |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Homosexuals Should Know What Homophobia Is All About. by matotoide(m): 8:16pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Homosexuals are mostly trapped in their world, often ignoring the fact that they are a deviation from the norm and thereby subject to scrutiny. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Divorce: Emmanuel Eboue Is Broke, Suicide On His Mind As He Loses Everything by matotoide(m): 10:44pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Well, what can i say! He married a white woman. A naive, poorly educated, black African footballer marrying a white woman? He signed up to suffer, and suffer he will. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Number Of Private Jets Bishop Oyedepo Actually Owns - Leke Beecroft by matotoide(m): 10:20pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Na people wey no dey pay offering dey complain pass. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by matotoide(m): 9:17am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Some of the claims stated here are highly debatable. |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of Fulani Herdsmen Killed In Plateau Shared By Fulanis by matotoide(m): 9:10am On Oct 17, 2017 |
MasViews:See this ignoramus! What have the Berom people to do with the carnage in Bassa? Dont be stupid! Take your ignorant, empty brain elsewhere. You dullards be spreading falsehoods everywhere. Mumu! |
| Politics › Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar And Governor Obiano At Nnamdi Azikiwe University (Photos) by matotoide(m): 4:26pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Anybody here insulting people under the guise of IPOB should be banned ASAP. You can pass your point in a matured way without degrading other peoples humanity. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: FIFA Fines Nigeria N11 Million For Crowd Disorder by matotoide(m): 12:22pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Abegi! Was anybody hurt? FiFa is using us to do fundraising mtchew! 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by matotoide(m): 12:00pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
Whoever called those cops is a hater and probably racist. Thank God common sense prevailed. |
| Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off His Amazing Wine Cellar In His New $26million Mansion by matotoide(m): 11:43am On Sep 19, 2017 |
And some mumu people will be accusing him not being able to read properly. Worst part of it is, its mostly broke black people. The guy is living their dreams and they hating. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele "Warning To The Nations": Nigeria Will Divide By 2032 by matotoide(m): 6:34pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
Arsene Wenger kuku follow for the prophesy  |
| Politics › Re: Saraki Recall Poster Spotted In Ilorin (Photo) by matotoide(m): 8:32pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
Abegi! Those are flimsy allegations, none of which holds water. If they are serious about recalling Saraki they need to come up with something better than whats on that poster. Dead on arrival! |
| Food › Re: Lady Buys Fish But Is Afraid Of Eating It For Not Knowing Its Name (Photos) by matotoide(m): 4:28pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
let's be frank here, does this really make any sense  ? u went to buy fish from ur usual seller, u were given an unusual fish then u dipped hand into ur purse and paid only to get home and start wondering what kind of fish the seller sold to u......MY FRIEND SHOVE IT UP UR ASS.!!! OmG zero chills man, absolutely zero chills! |
| Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga And Osagie Quarrel On Pulse Show (Video) by matotoide(m): 4:19pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
| But who's the third dude tho Is he eating groundnuts or what? The guy is just enjoying the groundnut kowai He's less concerned 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Daniel Ochefu Visits The Beat FM Lagos - Pictures by matotoide(m): 10:56am On Sep 06, 2017 |
That OAP is actually short! |
| Politics › Re: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by matotoide(m): 2:17pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
I think the PDP is ready to go. As it stands, the opportunists and back-stabbers and sycophants are safely in the APC. The PDP seems reborn, the gold has gone through the test of fire and has been purified to a certain degree. As things stand, I'll be voting PDP in 2019. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Bombarded With Insults By Twitter Followers (Pics) by matotoide(m): 9:45am On Aug 21, 2017 |
SalamRushdie:God bless you! 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: How Juliana Olayode Aka Toyo Baby Lost Her Virginity! - Details by matotoide(m): 4:39pm On Aug 17, 2017 |
Over here, nobody gives a Bleep! I didn't read the damn story got better things to waste my time on. |
| Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Leads #ResumeOrResign Protest In New York (Photos) by matotoide(m): 11:56am On Aug 17, 2017 |
FortifiedCity: |
| Music/Radio › Re: "Don Jazzy Do Marry" - Vic O Drops Donjazzy Diss Track by matotoide(m): 11:53am On Aug 17, 2017 |
Ho my Godt! Those lyrics are proper shit, spewed by a trashy attention seeker. What a load of garbage... Very shameful indeed! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Actualized Your 2017 New Year Resolution? by matotoide(m): 4:30pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
I've since stopped resoluting and resolved to living my life as deemed fit. 1 Like |
