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Politics / Re: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by matrix199(m): 8:33am On Feb 11
This is just the beginning

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Politics / Re: Dangote Thanks Tinubu, Nigerians Over Refinery’s Takeoff by matrix199(m): 10:22am On Jan 14
Well done
Education / Re: LIZARDS: Strange Facts Of An Ubiquitous Reptile. #9, 15 & 18 Are Intriguing by matrix199(m): 5:48pm On Jan 03
Fascinating facts
Health / Re: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by matrix199(m): 1:01pm On Jan 01
maasoap:


Most of the comments up there are just jokes


I love your sense or understanding. The comments up there were mere jokes. We Just wanted to lighten him up.

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Religion / Re: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by matrix199(m): 12:51pm On Jan 01
THeUNIFIER:



In a bid to come off as intelligent you brutally expose yourself as shallow minded and easily manipulated. There are no such things as aliens. You have been whitewashed and conditioned into believing in devilish constructs which serves to blind you from the truth.
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One idiot spotted.

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Health / Re: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by matrix199(m): 8:47am On Jan 01
You no see money chop, you starve com lose weight, you call am achievement?

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Religion / Re: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by matrix199(m): 7:55am On Jan 01
Truly African religion is for the idiots. These folks keep doling out predictions calling them prophecies after 80% previous predictions didn't happen.

Plus why are these predictions always given at the start of an annual cycle? The Sun doesn't keep date because date is human delusion of counting the number of times the Sun apparently rises.

Here we are on planet Earth thinking we are significant in the universe, that we are God's chosen creatures whereas Earth is like an atom to the universe. Somewhere in the universe lies other larger planets with advanced creatures(humans call aliens) who are structurally and mentally more advanced than humans and see themselves as the God's chosen ones.

Think critically!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by matrix199(m): 12:05am On Jan 01
Happy New Year

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Crime / Re: Angry Youths Bathe Joe Igbokwe's Kinsman With Acid In Nnewi by matrix199(m): 6:12am On Dec 03, 2023
It wasn't an acid bath. If it was an acid, his face would be completely disfigured

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Family / Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by matrix199(m): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2023
I earn 6 digit income monthly.
I'm highly educated...
I'm very Manny...
I'm blessed with a pleasant voice...
I'm a survival....


Trust me, it's her lost, not mine!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Only Pays Half Salary, What Can I Do ? by matrix199(m): 10:17am On Nov 01, 2023
Evil

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Politics / Re: Video Of Hamas fighter killed During Isreal- Invasion by matrix199(m): 3:14am On Oct 17, 2023
What a way to delete

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Education / Re: Professor Umaru Shehu Dies At 97 by matrix199(m): 2:08pm On Oct 02, 2023
At 97, he didn't die but simply went home after life's fulfillment.

97 pen salutes to him. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!

RIP prof!

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Romance / Re: Finally We Found Hakimi Mentor. by matrix199(m): 1:12am On Apr 17, 2023
Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:15am On Apr 04, 2023
I think I deserve a cold bottle of Budweiser. Don't you think?
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:12am On Apr 04, 2023
Sprinklepee:
What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”


The plumber would pronounce it as 'u-nio-nized' while the chemist would pronounce it as 'un-io-nized'

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Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:06am On Apr 04, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
No, it’s not. They’re just waiting their turn.


I got that.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:00am On Apr 04, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Two men walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have some H2O.”
The other says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
The second man died.


H2O too was mistaken for H2O2 which is hydrogen peroxide. That explains why he died.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 1:57am On Apr 04, 2023
Sprinklepee:
[i][/i]A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Sarcasm.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 7 Plus At Giveaway Price!!! by matrix199(m): 12:27am On Mar 26, 2023
Faulty earpiece? My offer is 40k
Crime / Re: "Justice For Roxie: A Heartbreaking Tale Of Animal Cruelty In Nigeria" (video) by matrix199(m): 1:49pm On Mar 23, 2023
It seems trigger happiness is a crazy tendency in low minds with guns. Shooting the dog thrice clearly shows the men who shot her had the intent to kill whether she was or wasn't a threat to anyone at the point in time.

Well, the owner was at fault for negligence.

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Education / Re: WHICH IS CORRECT: 10-foot Long, 10 Feet Long. by matrix199(m): 12:50pm On Mar 23, 2023
Hmm
Religion / Re: Reaction Of A Man After Attending Jehovah's Witnesses Wedding For The First Time by matrix199(m): 7:52am On Mar 11, 2023
That's the kingdom Hall procession. It's very simple and serene. But the reception, oh menh! If you Sabi drink, dem go use drink spoil your life.

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Crime / Re: Infant Baby Aborted And Dumped by matrix199(m): 2:10am On Jan 17, 2023
Evil soul
Agriculture / Re: Dried Alligator Meats (photos) by matrix199(m): 2:54am On Dec 12, 2022
Na monitor lizard you dey call alligator




There are no alligators in this part of the world.
Crime / Re: VIDEO: Man Beaten Black And Blue For Crashing A Wedding by matrix199(m): 5:24am On Nov 27, 2022
He got served
Education / Re: Honeypot Ants: The World’s Only Honey-producing Ants (Photos) by matrix199(m): 7:42pm On Nov 24, 2022
Hmm

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