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Romance / Re: How Do You Make People Ignore You? (5k to the best answer) by matrix199(m): 10:42am On Sep 04, 2022
Wear a pink plain shirt and a black trousers. Botton up to your collar and wear a brown pam-sandals. Then hold a bible.

No one would look at you once, let alone twice!
Politics / Re: Voice Of America News Replaces Tinubu With Osibanjo As They Speak About Obi by matrix199(m): 9:56am On Sep 04, 2022
It is quite awkward how elderstatemen who Tinubu pays consultation visit always tend to hold his hand and lead him to have a private discussion. It's quite degrading and a tell sign he's not physically and mentally fit to lead the nation.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraien First Lady : We Are Counting Dead Bodies Not Money Unlike You. by matrix199(m): 6:07am On Sep 04, 2022
There are no good sides to war!
. Let peace reign!
Religion / Re: Checkout The Largest Church Structure In The World. The Ark. Photos And Video by matrix199(m): 7:18am On Sep 03, 2022
Massive

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Parents With Pestle In Jigawa by matrix199(m): 7:25am On Sep 02, 2022
He is definitely sick!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am In Need Of A Job by matrix199(m): 6:32am On Sep 02, 2022
Achily:
I am tired of teaching job that I will beg before my salary will be paid to me.my location is Abuja.I seriously need a job please anyone in a position to help me kindly do so and I promise you won't regret helping me. Thank you in anticipation!

What is your qualification? Apart from teaching, what other experience do you have? What part of Abuja are you resident?
Crime / Re: Pregnant Lady Approaches Doctors To Seek A Buyer For Her Unborn Baby by matrix199(m): 10:49am On Aug 30, 2022
Too bad
Crime / Re: Crypto.com Accidentally Transferred $10.5 Million Instead Of $100 To A User by matrix199(m): 10:19am On Aug 30, 2022
Ole!
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Two Vigilantes For Allegedly Gang-raping Married Woman At Gunpoint by matrix199(m): 10:14am On Aug 30, 2022
Waste them please!
Celebrities / Re: 'olu Jacobs Is Not Dead' - Joke Silva Refutes Death Rumours by matrix199(m): 8:39am On Aug 30, 2022
It's quite sad seeing the greatest Nollyhood actor battling with old age complications. A once vibrant man with an uncanny acting talent. Life eh!


Much respect to his wife, Joke Silver Jacob, for standing by him. In our pursuit for wealth we shouldn't forget to have a good wife.

Many more hearty years sir. I enjoyed your 1980's classic series 'The Third Eye'
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Weeps After A Very Sad News Hits Him { Picture } by matrix199(m): 8:30am On Aug 30, 2022
Take heart sir. She died as a hero.

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace!

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Crime / Re: Teenager Accuses Policeman Of Raping Her, Friend In Port Harcourt, Recorded It by matrix199(m): 8:17am On Aug 30, 2022
The policeman is a senseless bastard! His alibi reeks of senselessness. You gave your ATM card and pin to underage girls you just met? Who does that? Not even a donkey would do that. As young as they are, they know too well not to return if they stole from him.


It was simply a ploy to falsely accuse the girls of theft in order to coerce them witfully to submit to his demand. He blackmailed the minors using the video recording to have his way with them later on.

His cup is full. He'll be given a room orderly, de-kit and dismissed. Then he's going to do time in prison.

What a senseless bastard!

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Politics / Re: Breaking News! Peter Obi Has Stepped Down. (photo) by matrix199(m): 7:56am On Aug 30, 2022
Mr. President to be.

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Family / Re: I Own You And I Can Use You 10 Times A Day - Man Tells His Wife (Video) by matrix199(m): 7:40am On Aug 29, 2022
Whether jokingly or seriously, it is one of the ills of brideprice payment.


It's high time brideprice payment was abolished. It has no relevance anymore in modern society. When you pay for something, it becomes yours like a property. When you receive payment for your belonging, it means you've sold it.

Brideprice payment simply implies the father is the seller, the husband is the buyer.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Odds Against Atiku, Tinubu, Obi by matrix199(m): 11:39am On Aug 28, 2022
Even if religion and region are shoved aside, going by competence, financial frugality, investment, economic knowledge, selflessness, education, people friendliness, Peter Obi scores above other candidates.

But one thing is for sure, the battle is between Atiku and Obi. The woes of APC would play against the party and play in favour of PDP and LP. What exactly does Tinubu want to campaign with, the failures of Buhari?

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Pets / Re: Help!! My 3 Months German Shepherd Is Not Getting Fat. by matrix199(m): 9:10am On Aug 28, 2022
Tenplet:
how bro

Go buy Zentel (worm expeller). Grind the pills, dissolve in milk and give to the dog to lick. I'm pretty sure your dog's loss of appetite is due to worm infestation.

Or you save yourself the worries by taking the dog to a vet.
Pets / Re: Help!! My 3 Months German Shepherd Is Not Getting Fat. by matrix199(m): 7:19am On Aug 28, 2022
I think you should deworm the dog.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi’s Supporters Ground Makurdi With ‘one-million-man Obitrek, We Are The by matrix199(m): 7:14am On Aug 28, 2022
You know what they say, a picture speaks a thousand words

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Rome To Fecilitate With Cardinal Okpaleke (pix And Video) by matrix199(m): 6:38am On Aug 28, 2022
Felicitate, not facilitate.


At this point Peter Obi has outdone MTN in 'everywhere you go.' He seems to be everywhere!

. If the number of sensible Nigerians exceeds the number of senseless Nigerians, then Peter Obi will become the president. I just hope his campaign will redeem more senseless Nigerians from their avowed tribalism, religious intolerance, and resentment.

... Who God has blessed, let no man cursed!

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Politics / Re: Wike's Men Say They Prefer To Work For Bola Tinubu Over Peter Obi by matrix199(m): 6:44am On Aug 26, 2022
All because Peter Obi does not give 'shi shi'.


When God works for him( P O), no one can be against him.

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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Takes On Jasmine Camacho-Quinn At 8:23pm Tonight by matrix199(m): 6:40am On Aug 26, 2022
I hope she hasn't visited Buhari.
Agriculture / Re: Sebastian Suski: The Longest Cucumber In The World - Guinness World Records by matrix199(m): 2:54am On Aug 25, 2022
Holy molly! Those are huge cucumbers!

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Romance / Re: Lady Sends Clip Of Herself Being Bonked By Another Man To Boyfriend by matrix199(m): 1:37pm On Aug 20, 2022
Cruelty!



Oh well, she just shot herself. She unwittingly showed the world how LovePeddler-ish she is.


The new man wouldn't for anything in the world take her seriously. If she could do this to her ex,nothing would stop her doing it to him later on. The guy would most likely use her and dump her first before she does this LovePeddler-ish act to him.

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Education / Re: Only ASUU Rejected Our Offers — FG by matrix199(m): 4:04am On Aug 19, 2022
When these students eventually graduate from the University, the only lesson they'll remember is the incessant strike. They will in turn go on regular strikes when they get employed.



This strike is fast making our children in the universities rusty!
Career / Re: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(m): 11:20pm On Aug 18, 2022
To resolve the matter, the actual answer to the puzzle is 26!


The working will be shown on request
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is A Very Hilarious Dancer... See Him Rocking Buga At Obasanjo's Place by matrix199(m): 4:12am On Aug 18, 2022
Those urging and supporting Tinubu to be president are extremely wicked fellows. Just listen to his speech in the agbado and cassava video, and tell me if he sounded coherent.



Tinubu has long passed his prime. He's health challenged and should focus on getting good healthcare and enjoying his retirement from active politics.



Not all dreams come through. But the greatest of dreams is making other viable dreams come through.


If Tinubu truly cared for Nigeria and Nigerians, he would shelve his ambition and endorse Peter Obi for president.

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Politics / Re: Wike, Ortom, Ikpeazu Are Using Peter Obi To Catch Cruise - Deji Adeyanju by matrix199(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2022
This Deji is fast becoming a dunce!



Peter is not in those guys level anymore. Only Wike can meet up slightly.

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Romance / Re: See What Happened After I Got A Girl's Number by matrix199(m): 6:05pm On Aug 16, 2022
It's called affiliate marketing
Politics / Re: Unpopularity Of Labour Party In The North. by matrix199(m): 3:09pm On Aug 16, 2022
A true Northerner!

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Crime / Re: Despite Dismissals, Police Officers Caught On Camera Taking Bribe [video/photos by matrix199(m): 9:57am On Aug 16, 2022
A stiffer punishment should be adopted.

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Politics / Re: From An Atheist: APC Muslim-muslim Ticket Is Wrong, See Why. by matrix199(m): 9:51am On Aug 16, 2022
There are three candidates to choose from. If one candidate decides not to honour religious inclusiveness by balancing the two major Faiths, then we have two other sensible candidates to choose from.




Tinubu shot himself on the leg. If he thinks the core North is made up of Muslims entirely, then he's shakingly wrong. The core North is also made up of various ethnic Christians and traditional worshippers. His expectation is dead on arrival.

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