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Now I get why that Ukrainian hunk married an AI doll.

Those look like opposums!

illicit:
This is fake

That list should bear the name of the school, if real

How about the other side of the slip, uh?

The other side most likely bears the name of the school and news/message regarding the ending term and the incoming term.


Well, my Nursery 1 son, I paid N40,000 for 6 pieces of textbooks.

Even the devil will shiver in fear reading this news

Benwallt:
Bro, anything that kills is dangerous

Let's narrow it down to defensive danger and offensive danger. The stingray, the box jelly fish,the electric eels, and the puffer fish are defensively dangerous. Meaning they'll avoid humans unless they feel threatened by humans swimming close to them, then they'll be forced to use their sting, or electric charge. The Sharks and the Pirahnas are offensively dangerous, meaning they'll attack humans swimming in the water.

So, the predatory Sharks are the top most dangerous fish in the waters.

oz4real83:
be specific, "dangerous to humans" is the right statement. If you see killer-whales or orcas hunting great whites and other sharks, you will even have pity on other sharks

Fish! Not animal. I said the Great White shark is the most dangerous fish in the water(of course to humans) as a loner.

Orcas are not fish, they are mammals, larger than Great Whites, probably the most intelligent, before or next to the dolphins aquatic animal.


Orcas are the top Apex predator in the water. But the topic is about fish, not mammals or the general aquatic animals.

As a loner, the great white shark is the most dangerous fish in the water.

As a group, the pirahnas are the most dangerous fish.

Some fake reportage. How was she able to pee all this while if such was squeezed in there?


But then these people can be crazy a times.

Great one there.

We're human, it's our nature to err. What makes it count positively is what we do after erring.

Kudos Pst. Paul

Great one there.


We're human, it's our nature to err. What makes it count positively is what we do after erring.

Kudos Pst. Paul

Evil

This reminds of me of a lowlife lady who gave a testimony in the Lord's Chosen that armed robbers attacked her block, robbed every apartment except hers. The following Monday, someone who was in the church when she gave the testimony saw a friend who lives in the same block asked him about the robbery. The friend was confused. He debunked the fake testimony. The friend mobilized other neighbours to confront the woman. The mentally deranged woman started jeering like a donkey. The landlord heard about her fake testimony and issued her husband quit notice(the husband was owing the landlord) .

Going to bed and waking up the next morning is the best testimony ever. Haters can break in and smother or sniff the life out of you. If congregants don't get wowed by such testimony, it means they lack basic understanding of life.

There's no point fabricating intriguing testimonies just to wow the congregation.

That's an African swift or a Swallow!

Let's watch how it goes

MuslimIgbo:
Weyrey
Israel vows response and Iran vows more response too. If United snakes of America gets involved, they will collect too.
America will be so weakened that they'll start begging for peace.
Russia will finish of Ukraine
China will take on Taiwan
America will do busy and get involved in the 3 wars and be humiliated.

Baby on sucker. You better drop your mummy's phone and concentrate on growing up!

See how world powers made it seem like what Iran fired were 100 arrows.


Ayatollah must have forgotten the phrase... Don't start what you can't finish.

Inside life!

Sad!


I'm buying three life jackets for me and my family. I'll be wearing it like singlet. I'm not taking chances anymore. The waterbodies are not smiling these days. The economy is so bad that nobody throws chicken and goat into the rivers anymore. The rivers are hungry.

Csshewhead! You don't sum up balances, rather you sum expenditures(spendings). All what was spent equates N50.

That's the effect of drinking ogogoro on an empty stomach

With what I'm seeing, Iran better cool down. The Israelis are war-mongers. They are openly letting everyone know they are ready to dish out offensive or retaliatory attacks.

So sad

Takwa Bay still comes to mind. 2006, I almost drowned in that water. I saw my life flash back. Ever since, I've been hydrophobic. No life jacket, no going close to water, not even a fish pond.

Just a brain twister. It can go both the subject way or the object way. 'Because acts as an adverb of reason modifying the verb 'beat'. Subjective reason would mean that the mother was drunk, while objective reason would mean that the daughter was drunk. There was no specification to who was drunk.


Like I said, it's a brain twister.

The Basilisk lizard, nicknamed Jesus lizard because of its ability to run, not walk, on water. The lizard is native to Central and South America. The lizard can run on water surface due to surface tension on the surface of the water, its slightly Webbed feet, light weight, and speed.

Well, Bible account said Jesus walked on water. The lizard can only run on water not walk. So the lizard still get work to learn. But at least the lizard is far better than 99% pastors that can't even turn water to wine, much more run on water.

Not everyone is human. Some have transformed to wild animals. No feelings anymore.

Paraponera clavata comes to mind!

"Bullet ant" as it's commonly known. It has the most painful bite/sting in the insect world. The ant is native to South America. The bite is not lethal though.

Well, let them run an autopsy

On point!

You're very stupid! Na your money? You work put money for him hand?


You wey suppose find way forgive yourself say you broke dey yarn nonsense here!

So the entire communities killed the soldiers?

How do the innocents fare through the military irrational retaliation?