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Travel / Re: Look At How Women Come Down From A Train In Bangladesh(photos) by matrix199(m): 3:45pm On May 03, 2022
Twin sister of Nigeria

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Properties / Re: Lagos Resident Laments The Invasion Of His Compound By Monkeys (Photos, Video) by matrix199(m): 3:34pm On May 03, 2022
Lol


Monkeys are the clowniest animals ever. They are very mischievous and kleptomaniac.



This reminds of me of how some monkeys in New hall in Unilag stole the jeans I hung on the fence.

Have you seen a mokey and a dog spar? See, monkeys are the only skinny animals that can subdue dogs. They get to patiently acquaint with the dog, no matter how aggressive the dog is. Once they get familiar with the dog, they initiate crazy plays with the dog, and ride the dog like it's a donkey.

I tell you, monkeys are crazy animals.

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Food / Re: Prices Of Foodstuffs In Nigeria By Foodstuff Store (may 2022) by matrix199(m): 11:49pm On May 02, 2022
A big bottle of groundnut sells for N1000.


Oral B toothpaste sells for N600.


Isn't this country finished? If it's not, it will be, because the same idiots in their numbers who voted dimwits into power are still going to repeat their actions.

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Pets / Re: Is My Caucasian Shepherd Purebred? by matrix199(m): 5:48pm On May 02, 2022
Hmm
Romance / Re: Beautiful Black Carribbean Women. by matrix199(m): 4:21pm On May 02, 2022
Every woman is beautiful, either on the outside, or on the inside.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Soyinka, Sunday Igboho & Professor Akintoye In Benin Republic by matrix199(m): 1:29am On May 02, 2022
God1000:
I wonder what they are meeting to discuss about

How to actualise Yoruba nation.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Army Top General Wounded In Command Post Strike, ‘dozens’ Killed by matrix199(m): 12:32am On May 02, 2022
DaddyFabooluz:
Ukraine still trying to provoke Mr Putin.


When a thief invades your house, let him have his way.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Among This Two Who Is Be Pardoned? by matrix199(m): 12:26am On May 02, 2022
Should I tell him?
Politics / Re: Tinubu V Peter Obi: Who Would Be Your Choice? by matrix199(m): 8:47am On May 01, 2022
Dsalvo:


Bro, youe comment seeking to claim Tinubu's achievements for Fasholas shows you are describing yourself with the part in bold in your post. You just dont know it.

See one example below to note the chap who said you must be mad, given your comments above, could have a point. Literally.

https://lsstf.lagosstate.gov.ng/rapid-response-squad-rrs/



I rarely respond to quotes, but I'll respond to yours because of your civility. Well, I never exonerated Peter Obi over Tinubu. I only mentioned that those achievements ascribed to Tinubu were more of Fashola's achievements. Both are crooks(Tinubu and obi). But it's very certain, Tinubu made Lagos his family property.

The point is, Tinubu has no good trackrecords. Nigeria is not a career for him to pursue. Nigeria is a nation that needs good, compassionate leaders.



In this forthcoming election, Osibanjo is the right man. My problem with that is the coven of a party he is. Other than that, Osibanjo over any other aspirants.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu V Peter Obi: Who Would Be Your Choice? by matrix199(m): 2:28am On May 01, 2022
Siwel25:


Tinubu can mention multiplication of IGR by 1100 percent; LAWMA, LASTMA, Rapid Response Squad; Primary healthcare Centres, BRT, Lekki free Trade zone; LIRS template (copied by FG and other states) and over 1300 road projects completed.

What can Peter Obi point to today after 8 years as Governor?


Those are Fashola's achievements.


The problem with Nigeria is the people. Ethnicity and tribalism have eaten deep in us. We would rather support crooks from our ethnic group than support a better candidate from other ethnic groups.

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Confession. Advice Needed. by matrix199(m): 9:09pm On Apr 30, 2022
Complete B.Sshit



This particular story was fabricated
Crime / Re: Have You Made N1.5m Before?: Lady In Video Sleeping With Dog Speaks by matrix199(m): 4:39pm On Apr 30, 2022
100 percent reprobate.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Set ‘to Declare All-out War On Ukraine In Days' by matrix199(m): 4:10pm On Apr 30, 2022
Hmm
Politics / Re: 2023: Why I Am The Right Candidate To Succeed Buhari - Osinbajo by matrix199(m): 12:27pm On Apr 29, 2022
Intellectually, yes. But by audacity, that I'm not sure. But so far so good, you are the best of all aspirants. But just one problem. Your party is diabolical. Many have vowed not to vote for anyone your party puts forward, not even J.Ch not even Pro.Moh

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TV/Movies / Re: Ọmọ! That Year. This Used To Be Our Own Netflix by matrix199(m): 10:58am On Apr 29, 2022
tollyboy5:
When my dad was still working at CBN . He has this video cassette shop he run as side hustle .
People came to rent cassette that year.

Every home has rewinder. This na around 2001 lol

Modified:
Old men full this forum grin . Na like 2001 I understand sey na VHS and AKIRA VCD we dey use.
Some people here are already teenagers as at 1993, awon agba!

Do mistake watch film finish no rewind am come return am to rental shop, Dem go fine you N20.


Chai, how time flies.

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Politics / Re: Abuja On Lockdown As Tinubu Picks Presidential Form Today by matrix199(m): 7:01am On Apr 29, 2022
When has Abuja become Bourdillon?




Well, if the warnings of the eagles to the chickens to be mindful of what they push for as leaders are not heeded, when the flood of economic hardship sweeps the land, the chickens suffer, while the eagles who are well adapted to fly are lesser affected.



I've realised that the problem with this country is not the leaders but the peasants, senseless people. Thus, I've equipped myself to weather any economic hardship, inflation, the pathetic lots out-choose for the country. When chickens unwittingly pray for flood against the ducks, the chickens soon learn their lesson.

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Politics / Re: Train Attack: Terrorists Release Kidnapped Victim’s Newborn Baby's Picture by matrix199(m): 6:59am On Apr 29, 2022
Crazy terrorists

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Family / Re: Should I Leave Or Stay? by matrix199(m): 6:58am On Apr 29, 2022
Pascopele:
Did you read the story at all?


He was being sarcastic.
NYSC / Re: Stephanie Se-ember Terungwa: Tears, Anger Over Death Of Beautiful Abuja Corper by matrix199(m): 6:29am On Apr 29, 2022
So sad.


We're not done mourning the young doctor killed in the Abuja-Kaduna train, now this.



The police and the DSS should prove to us they're not only good at warning us about immiment dangers but good at preventing and fishing out criminal elements.


This young lady deserves Justice.
Family / Re: Should I Leave Or Stay? by matrix199(m): 5:51am On Apr 29, 2022
Why not take the leap of faith and be another Abraham and Sarah of our time. We've heard testimonies of couples giving birth to twins, triplets, quadruplets after 20years.



But on a second thought, a husband should be considerate. He's not considering the fact that other options should be considered. That, to me, is a call for a unilateral decision to be made by you. You can opt for an adoption whether he agrees or not, and use his inconsideration, should he kick against it, to file for separation.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: If Russians Go Nuclear, They Would Be Signing Their Own Death Certificates... by matrix199(m): 5:35am On Apr 29, 2022
Nukes are more of deterrence. No sane leader would opt for nuclear attack because his country would surely be hit back.


I just pray these leaders don't descend lower than animals. The king cobras are very lethal, equipped with deadly venom. When two king cobras meet to spar, they play by the rule to shove venomous warfare aside and fight conventionally . They wrestle, and twist till one king succumbs. They know too well that using venoms in a duel would lead to ttheir mutual destruction.


It's just quite pathetic that Putin is threatening not to play by the rule. And this defines him as a mad man.

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Politics / Re: Presidency: PDP Reps, SANs Warn Jonathan, Group Threatens Suit by matrix199(m): 4:48am On Apr 29, 2022
Jonathan's integrity would be put to test.


A diabolical party that blames her failures on Jonathan now wants the same Jonathan to run for the presidency under her party so he can inherit their failures and also give the North a short time frame to come back to power, should she accept to zone to the South.


What other adjective to describe those crazy APC cacus pushing for Jonathan's contest than EVIL GENIUS!

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Crime / Re: I Kidnapped My Lover To Raise Money For Our Wedding – Suspect Confesses by matrix199(m): 11:06am On Apr 28, 2022
Haa
Politics / Re: Tinubu Walks A Marathon In Mecca while Performing Lesser Hajj Rituals by matrix199(m): 5:31pm On Apr 27, 2022
All those wanting Tinubu to be president actually hate him. They want to hasten him to kick the bucket. See how frail looking he is. Buhari is 50times healthier than this ancestor


He truly looks lesser among those young men. He looks like their Oracle.

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Romance / Re: Investors Bid 150m To Purchase Nairaland by matrix199(m): 3:14am On Apr 27, 2022
A seed yesterday, a big tree today.

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Religion / Re: I Wonder Why Afrikaans Don't Sight Aliens? by matrix199(m): 2:24am On Apr 27, 2022
Why would aliens still be looking for aliens?

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