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Family / Re: How Can I Stop Yelling(shouting) At My My Partner? by matrix199(m): 3:51am On Oct 11
Beta slap neva toush you dats y!

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Science/Technology / Re: Real Or Photoshop, See This Animal by matrix199(m): 3:17am On Oct 11
How in the world can such be real?! That's a shopped photo depicting the sexual compatibility of a lion and a tiger. That's not in any way a photo of a liger. Ligers are maneless and have even skin appearance. I've being a panthera expert/lover for over 30 decades. So when i tell you that picture was photomerged, you can take my words to the bank.

Ligers are hybrids(engineered by man) and should not be used to compare other natural pantheras.

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Crime / Re: Man Saves Puppy From Being Eaten By A Vicious Alligator (video) A Man In Florid by matrix199(m): 9:13am On Oct 07
Man coming to the rescue of man's bestfriend.
Romance / Re: Devil And The Deep Blue Sea by matrix199(m): 8:38am On Oct 07
If you have integrity, you would hand the money over to the pastor when he returns.

But from another perspective, integrity is when you're very hungry, and rather than starve to death, you choose to buy food to survive and explain your action to the pastor when he returns. It's better to break trust/integrity to feed to live another day, than die with integrity on an empty stomach.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Government To Accept 15,000 Afghan Refugees by matrix199(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06
Nigeria that needs asylum herself is now accepting refugees, Eye service!
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Military Men Call Civilians “Bloody”?? Don't Military Men Shed Blood? by matrix199(m): 7:48am On Oct 03
You mean our unprofessional soldiers?

As a wildlife expert, i can tell you that soldier ants are more professional, organised and loyal to their caste than Nigerian soldiers.

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Education / Re: Can You Solve This Maths Question? by matrix199(m): 9:32pm On Jun 15
Too easy.



The sum of A+B+C+D+E divided by the number of the vertices of the polygon(pentagon) gives F(centre figure/number)




1. 1+1+4+7+12 = 25/5 = 5.

2. 9+2+1+3+0 = 15/5 = 3.

3. 10+20+30+50+E / 5 = 30
110 + E = 30 x 5
110 + E = 150
E = 150 - 110
E = 40

4. A+10+8+9+7 / 5 = 8
A+34 = 8 x 5
A+34 = 40
A = 40 - 34
A = 6.

5. 13+30+2+14+1= 60/5 = 12.



Winks! wink
Pets / Re: Video Woman Pushes A Bear Off Her Wall To Prevent It From Killing Her Dogs by matrix199(m): 8:04pm On Jun 01
Stupidity! Putting your life in danger to rescue some replaceable dogs.





A mother bear is five times more dangerous than a male bear.



The mother bear probably perceived she was protecting her cubs(the dogs), the reason the mother bear didn't attack her. Plus the bear fell off the fence to the other side.




Between a bear and a lion, one stands a greater chance making it alive with an encounter with a lion. But a bear, a mother bear? one would end up shredded like pumpkin leaves.

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Celebrities / Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts As Kate Henshaw Skydives From Plane In Dubai by matrix199(m): 1:50am On May 28
Adrenaline junkie!



It seems as one draws nearer to old age, the urge to live out one's fantasies increases. First it was Richard Mofe-Damijo, wearing an ear stud, now Kate Henshaw has followed.



Well, life is too short. Do whatever pleases you jare!

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Health / Re: Is Gambling Bad While Pregnant? by matrix199(m): 9:07pm On May 19
JoanneCameron:
I like to make bets, I make a lot of money from it, but I am afraid that this addiction can bring to something bad. Like when he is going to grow up he will be addicted to that, but I don't want smth like this. Can you please tell me if I am wrong or not? That this will be very bad in the future for my child?


Gambling is a behavioural addiction. It means the baby has to be born, get aware of your behaviours and hooks, observe you closely, then copy what he or she sees.
Family / Re: - by matrix199(m): 8:49pm On May 14
TheN1:

State of the nation bro. Gen is about a year old. Bought for 250k but now 360k. So, it's a steal. Throw in an offer and anything is possible.


Unfortunately, I'm not in Lagos. But if I were, I would offer N50,000 for the freezer.
Family / Re: - by matrix199(m): 8:27pm On May 14
Come, is the owner trying to sell these items the same price he or she bought them 20years ago?

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Health / Re: Man Asks Woman For Sex In Exchange For Oxygen Cylinder by matrix199(m): 3:22pm On May 13
Pathetic!




What nature gave him for free, he wants to trade the same oxygen for sex.



Where is that lightning when you need it?! angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Lady In Shock As Date Storms Eatery With His Own Bread by matrix199(m): 2:49pm On May 13
Plan B wink
Travel / Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by matrix199(m): 7:22am On May 12
nice




But you left out the ever popular Ojuelegba in Lagos. From Ojuelegba, you can get a bus going to heaven smiley

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Religion / Re: VIDEO: Sunday Igboho Mocks Pastor Adeboye After Son’s Death by matrix199(m): 2:48pm On May 09
Sunday, pastors are not activists.



If you must hate those not openly in support of secession, then hate the likes of Tinubu, Osinbajo, the Ooni, the Obas, and so.



'Ta be fi ni tori isu je epo, ka fi ni tori epo je isu'.


At least honour the dead, condole his immediate family(his wife and children).

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Romance / Re: Just Look At What My Girlfriend/fiancee Just Did? You Will Be Amazed by matrix199(m): 9:41am On May 09
She thought you were referring to your mother.




Times are hard when it has to do with your mother, but not hers.




Opportunity has presented itself earlier than expected. Now you know how she takes you and your mother.

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Religion / Re: The Speck In Your Eyes by matrix199(m): 9:19am On May 09
Water should do the trick.
Religion / Re: How Kayode Badru Died (Graphic Photos) by matrix199(m): 7:53am On May 09
The other day, it was a pastor beating his wife to coma. It seems the shrine is safer than the church these days!





RIP to the departed!




But wait o! Who kneels with a candle in his hand and allows perfume to be sprayed on him. Perfume is more inflammable than petrol. Well, I'm sure religious fellows would learn one or two lessons from this.



Again, RIP to the departed.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Type Fast For This Job? Please Help! by matrix199(m): 10:07pm On May 07
SmithRussell:


You dey joke?? cheesy cheesy

Before I gained admission my WPM peaked 108 bros. I know why you feel that you’re fast. When I was at 80 AWPM, I felt like the fastest in the world until I searched Google and found out that someone had typed at 240+, even though it was a customized keyboard, omo I had to humble up and improve with MB, importing my own texts, since I was already too familiar with most of the ones inside Mavis Beacon

That shiit depends on constant practice. That was 6 years ago. I haven’t done any form of fast typing for some years now but I’m certain that my speed is never going to go below 70 WPM, unless I’m above 50, or if I stop using a phone/laptop, or if the QWERTY layout changes.

Yes it's true there are some wizzed typist in the world with AWPM above 120. But I am the fastest in Nigeria with 64AWPM on clear eyes. With i'm a bit spiked, i type like my life depends on it. Anyone who doubts should come prove me wrong. A type challenge then
Education / Re: Pls Can Anyone Put Me Through With This by matrix199(m): 12:13am On May 06
clockwisereport:



You failed all the questions


You didn't present your own solutions to prove her wrong. Do you know what that makes you? A monumental id*ot. A hypocritical slowpoke.

she got every inch of the workings.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Type Fast For This Job? Please Help! by matrix199(m): 8:23pm On May 04
Catfishing:

I can type 10 pages under an hour.



Smiles.....
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You don't even know your AWPM. Use MAVIS BEACON to find out your AWPM






Well, I consider myself the fastest 'Data Entrist' in Nigeria. My AWPM is 64 on clear eyes. But If I take three or four bottles of Budweisser, sweetheart, I go berserk with the keyboard. Thanks to Mavis Beacon!
Politics / Re: Video Of Boko Haram Allegedly Converting Residents In Niger Is Fake - Governor by matrix199(m): 8:27pm On May 02
officialmario:


why dont you get him a job.



Tell him to see me in my office on Tuesday. A fast food company needs the service of a mascot.

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Food / Re: What's The Price Of Fresh/frozen Foods In Your Area? by matrix199(m): 7:59pm On May 02
Fish don turn gold.
Career / Re: After Studying Mechanical Engineering, What Next?? by matrix199(m): 7:40pm On May 02
Find one bare land dey practise mechanic





As for skill, if you can master the act of over speeding and reversing with one hand recklessly, you go make am for the practice
Politics / Re: Video Of Boko Haram Allegedly Converting Residents In Niger Is Fake - Governor by matrix199(m): 7:38pm On May 02
That Fani Kayode needs a job!




His idleness is becoming annoying!

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Forum Games / Re: Battle With Gambling Addiction Pls Help Me Out by matrix199(m): 7:27pm On May 02
From my little research, once you're a compulsive gambler(suffering from compulsive gambling disorder), not even Jesus can save you. The part of the brain responsible for habit cannot revert to its normal function.



The two solution to quitting gambling is to either be conscious of your determination to quit(fight the urge anytime it surfaces), or resort to another less harmful habit(addition).





I remember the days when 'dice' be 'die' for Abule Oja. I chop people school fee tire! Nna meh, gambling no good at all.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Tecno Spark K7 by matrix199(m): 12:31pm On May 02
Linda296:
Is OK just got a new phone I want quickly sell this


Can I send a friend to come pick it up where you either live or work?




Use the new phone you just bought to take three different angles of the phone and upload them
Family / Re: Pastor Folayemi Richard Beat Pregnant Wife To Coma 3 Months After Wedding by matrix199(m): 11:04am On May 02
Pastor from hell

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Politics / Re: 2023: Obasanjo Backs Akinwunmi Adesina Over Tinubu by matrix199(m): 11:02am On May 02
I concur
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Borno Community, Residents Flee by matrix199(m): 7:58pm On May 01
See who the APC led government claimed are technically defeated.






The Nigerian army seem to appear technically defeated in the fight against terrorism.

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