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Some kids are just too senseless. A player dived when there was no contact, even over-acted, got a booking which led to his dismissal, you dunce are crying wolf.

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I pray Portugal gets the cup this time... Even if it's this once for the sake of Ronaldo

If you had prayed to become a billionaire, God won't find it difficult to answer. But this particular prayer of yours sounds ridiculous to God.

There's no fury like that of an ex-lover

If you don't want God to punish you, just let that innocent kid enjoy his nap!

There are 10 times more senseless people than sensible people in Nigeria. The senseless ones are irredeemable. They will still sell their votes.

The sensible ones must build themselves to weather the suffering, cos they pretty dont have no much of a say.

You only find a wife like this once in a blue moon.

That's called 'caution'.


In the era of microchips and bugging, you don't take chances.

They just did. I was compensated with N91, not even N100. They almost pushed me to selling my phone thinking it was faulty.


All the same, una thank you.

Hypocrisy promax!




No honour at all!

As many as I need to remain hydrated. 7 sachets at least daily.

Very fake! Just see how he fell immediately after drinking the 'hypo'. Just watch how the people conveying him to his grave were acting. Just look how effortlessly they hauled his casket. See how shallow the grave is.


200% fake!

JTB portal is a lot more convenient. I've gotten my TIN.

When a dog has lost all his teeth, the cat disrespects him anyhow.

Na broke you broke. If money touch your hand, your life go straighten instantly

My income is what this young girl is eating in 5 minutes. What a life!

Mary fine, why Jesus no go fine?

But wait, if Mary na Jews, how will Jesus be black?

Many are called, few are chosen.


The day of judgment will be very interesting!

Boc007:
You’ll never see a lion kill another lion or lioness. Humans remain the most evil animal on earth.

Actually, there are cases of lions killing and eating other lions. They don't do it to increase the number of wildebeests or zebras in their pride, but to win over other prides and expand their territory. Only humans (Africans) per se do it to become rich. Very pathetic!

Hard work without wisdom is the reason why donkeys don't own the farm. A donkey readily fills the basket with water and expect it to be there. But a monkey will freeze the water before placing it in the basket.



Hard work pays, but with wisdom.

Make extended family members no come tomorrow come claim their land.

Maryland is nice! There is stable power supply, potable water supply and security

That's a jungle mosquito.


Most likely feasting on the blood of large herbivores.

They should have waited to carry this particular rat for my bedroom way no gree me rest

How about the word "

" quay"
" Yacht"
" Ennui"
" Charlatan"

They didn't tell him that buffalos kill more humans yearly than lions and hyenas combined.

This will add to the documentary '11 times animals took revenge on humans.'

Atiku should shelve his presidential ambition.

Whoever took those photos or recording really risked the lives of his lineage.

The Rhino is the 2nd largest land animal after the elephant. It is the heaviest mammal among that group.



The rhino will mess them all up.

D
B
A
C

That's the order of survival