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That's the kingdom Hall procession. It's very simple and serene. But the reception, oh menh! If you Sabi drink, dem go use drink spoil your life.

Evil soul

Na monitor lizard you dey call alligator




There are no alligators in this part of the world.

He got served

Hmm

He had a very low emotion quotient.

Hmm

This is purely Divine!


Who God has blessed, no man can curse!




There's time to sleep, there's time to wake.
There's time to be stupid, there's time to be wise.
This is the time to be Obidient. This is Peter Obi's time.

Snakes didn't design themselves. Nature did! If you have to hate snakes, hate the creator first.

You see why people opt for jungle justice?

Of all the animals to feel for it's a rat?

Well, rats are vermins. They vector diseases. Plus, they gnaw on any document they lay teeth on when hungry.

I sure you haven't checked your birth certificate lately.

If only videos of his past aggravated thefts on victims could be played for you to see, i'm pretty sure you would have no atom of pity for him. A bike man was shot in the head and his bike stolen some weeks back. A week later, another of such incident happened.

Well, the thieves have forced people to become heartless like them. With hunger and anger, any thief caught is a goner!

Sensational ... Haarland!

Because of how it's taught. When Mathematics is taught in an animated manner with lots of jokes, the kids would love and grow fond of it.

Lol

unqombothi:
Well, the fear of rituals is real in these parts. You'll do your due diligence, but if you're afraid of this, don't make contact.

. Aboy! What's the catch? Why are you offering help to pregnant women?

unqombothi:
If you're pregnant, have no help, and may need financial assistance, reach out via DM.

. What's the catch? Na placenta you dey find? Why only pregnant women? Why not sick women as well?

Spartans! What is your profession? Ahua! Ahua! Ahua!

Kk

Kill him too!

leofab:
look at this senile nitwit calling people dimwit.. did you read where the H/Mstress stress that they have spoken to the parents multiple times without success?

I usually don't respond to scally tags, especially from young hags like you. But I would spare you a minute.

I didn't call everyone a dunce. I only called you a dunce, and the rest of the dimwits on this forum who align with the unprofessional act of the H.Mistress.

In a sane cline, the H.M would put a call through to the parents to come pick their kid home for their refusal to dress their kid properly. How does faulting the parents to the kid address the issue? The kid is not responsible for his parents, so faulting the parents to him is a misconduct on the part of the H.M. Why was she remorseful after being confronted? Because she realised she was wrong.

If you still don't get it, you'll still remain that dunce.

It's quite sad that many were schooled, but few are educated.

How do you correct the obstinate nature of parents by rhetorically questioning their child about their rules breaking attitude? That clearly shows the H.Mistress and other underage dimwits on this forum who align with the unprofessional act of the H.Mistress are dunce!

It is utmostly wrong to fault parents in the presence of a child. Most private schools in Nigeria are owned and managed by idiots who are quarter baked!

Some private schools don't have the professional capacity and knowledge to school/groom children. They are better off as a circus.

OP, I believe you know the next step to take. Pull your kids out.

Lucrativress:
Sounds interesting,we could talk about why the answer to your first puzzle was 40 and not 30

Oh the puzzle! Well, you have to have an I.Q greater than 120 to be able to figure the answer. DM?

Lucrativress:
Yes Sir I was basically pulling your legs Sorry Pappy

Now my trousers is off. You have to wear it back. Lunch?

A good friend of mine called me from Abu Dhabi and the first thing he said was, 'Are you obidient?' I was surprised to know that Peter Obi has gained prominence in an Arab nation.

Now i'm convinced that Project 'Peter Obi' is divine! Who God has blessed, no man can curse!

They were just pulling your legs. And the prank turns out to be an I.Q test which you failed!

That's like saying his mother looks clownier than he looks.

Thief!