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Health / Re: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by matrix199(m): 9:20am On Nov 20, 2022
He had a very low emotion quotient.

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Education / Re: How Big Is The Blue Whale?? by matrix199(m): 6:15am On Oct 27, 2022
Hmm
Politics / Re: Wow! See So Many Obidient Fulani In The North by matrix199(m): 7:12am On Oct 19, 2022
This is purely Divine!


Who God has blessed, no man can curse!




There's time to sleep, there's time to wake.
There's time to be stupid, there's time to be wise.
This is the time to be Obidient. This is Peter Obi's time.

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Pets / Re: 10 World Most Dangerous Snakes by matrix199(m): 3:32am On Oct 13, 2022
Snakes didn't design themselves. Nature did! If you have to hate snakes, hate the creator first.
Crime / Re: 2 Women Drugged A Shop Owner & Stole From Her Shop. Caught On CCTV (Pics/Video) by matrix199(m): 3:22am On Oct 13, 2022
You see why people opt for jungle justice?

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Pets / Re: Please Don't Kill Them by matrix199(m): 6:20am On Oct 10, 2022
Of all the animals to feel for it's a rat?

Well, rats are vermins. They vector diseases. Plus, they gnaw on any document they lay teeth on when hungry.

I sure you haven't checked your birth certificate lately.

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Crime / Re: Jungle Justice by matrix199(m): 1:53am On Oct 10, 2022
If only videos of his past aggravated thefts on victims could be played for you to see, i'm pretty sure you would have no atom of pity for him. A bike man was shot in the head and his bike stolen some weeks back. A week later, another of such incident happened.

Well, the thieves have forced people to become heartless like them. With hunger and anger, any thief caught is a goner!
Sports / Re: 1.8M Signatures For Haaland To Be Deported From England. by matrix199(m): 5:34am On Oct 07, 2022
Sensational ... Haarland!

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Education / Re: Why Do A Lot Of Students Hate This Subject/course? by matrix199(m): 1:05am On Oct 04, 2022
Because of how it's taught. When Mathematics is taught in an animated manner with lots of jokes, the kids would love and grow fond of it.

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Politics / Re: Benin City Shut Down For Obidatti Rally by matrix199(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2022
Lol
Family / Re: Are You Pregnant And Need Help? by matrix199(m): 11:23am On Oct 01, 2022
unqombothi:

Well, the fear of rituals is real in these parts. You'll do your due diligence, but if you're afraid of this, don't make contact.

. Aboy! What's the catch? Why are you offering help to pregnant women?

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Family / Re: Are You Pregnant And Need Help? by matrix199(m): 11:16am On Oct 01, 2022
unqombothi:
If you're pregnant, have no help, and may need financial assistance, reach out via DM.

. What's the catch? Na placenta you dey find? Why only pregnant women? Why not sick women as well?

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TV/Movies / Re: What 7 Lessons Can We Learn From The Movie "300"? by matrix199(m): 5:59am On Sep 27, 2022
Spartans! What is your profession? Ahua! Ahua! Ahua!
Education / Re: Help Solve This Please. by matrix199(m): 8:48pm On Sep 18, 2022
Kk
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Kidnappers Who Kill Victims In Kogi State by matrix199(m): 3:52am On Sep 18, 2022
Kill him too!

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Education / Re: This Happened At My Children's School Today by matrix199(m): 7:23am On Sep 16, 2022
leofab:
look at this senile nitwit calling people dimwit.. did you read where the H/Mstress stress that they have spoken to the parents multiple times without success?


I usually don't respond to scally tags, especially from young hags like you. But I would spare you a minute.

I didn't call everyone a dunce. I only called you a dunce, and the rest of the dimwits on this forum who align with the unprofessional act of the H.Mistress.

In a sane cline, the H.M would put a call through to the parents to come pick their kid home for their refusal to dress their kid properly. How does faulting the parents to the kid address the issue? The kid is not responsible for his parents, so faulting the parents to him is a misconduct on the part of the H.M. Why was she remorseful after being confronted? Because she realised she was wrong.

If you still don't get it, you'll still remain that dunce.
Education / Re: This Happened At My Children's School Today by matrix199(m): 5:14am On Sep 15, 2022
It's quite sad that many were schooled, but few are educated.

How do you correct the obstinate nature of parents by rhetorically questioning their child about their rules breaking attitude? That clearly shows the H.Mistress and other underage dimwits on this forum who align with the unprofessional act of the H.Mistress are dunce!

It is utmostly wrong to fault parents in the presence of a child. Most private schools in Nigeria are owned and managed by idiots who are quarter baked!

Some private schools don't have the professional capacity and knowledge to school/groom children. They are better off as a circus.

OP, I believe you know the next step to take. Pull your kids out.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Make People Ignore You? (5k to the best answer) by matrix199(m): 5:51am On Sep 08, 2022
Lucrativress:

Sounds interesting,we could talk about why the answer to your first puzzle was 40 and not 30

Oh the puzzle! Well, you have to have an I.Q greater than 120 to be able to figure the answer. DM?
Romance / Re: How Do You Make People Ignore You? (5k to the best answer) by matrix199(m): 10:21pm On Sep 07, 2022
Lucrativress:
Yes Sir I was basically pulling your legs Sorry Pappy
Now my trousers is off. You have to wear it back. Lunch?
Politics / Re: Top Contenders 2023 Election - Atiku And Obi by matrix199(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2022
A good friend of mine called me from Abu Dhabi and the first thing he said was, 'Are you obidient?' I was surprised to know that Peter Obi has gained prominence in an Arab nation.

Now i'm convinced that Project 'Peter Obi' is divine! Who God has blessed, no man can curse!
Romance / Re: Wonder Has Finally Ended (pics) by matrix199(m): 6:04am On Sep 07, 2022
They were just pulling your legs. And the prank turns out to be an I.Q test which you failed!

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Celebrities / Re: Kevin Hart's Mother Looks More Like Kevin Hart Than Kevin Hart Himself by matrix199(m): 11:01pm On Sep 06, 2022
That's like saying his mother looks clownier than he looks.

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Crime / Re: Man Confronted For Stealing From A Fellow Passengers Luggage. Photo And Video by matrix199(m): 6:25am On Sep 05, 2022
Thief!
Romance / Re: How Do You Make People Ignore You? (5k to the best answer) by matrix199(m): 9:56pm On Sep 04, 2022
Lucrativress:

Copy copy

. I actually didn't copy your post young girl. I simply read his post and clicked on the top reply without going through folks' suggestions.

I guess it was just a mere coincidence.
Romance / Re: How Do You Make People Ignore You? (5k to the best answer) by matrix199(m): 10:42am On Sep 04, 2022
Wear a pink plain shirt and a black trousers. Botton up to your collar and wear a brown pam-sandals. Then hold a bible.

No one would look at you once, let alone twice!
Politics / Re: Voice Of America News Replaces Tinubu With Osibanjo As They Speak About Obi by matrix199(m): 9:56am On Sep 04, 2022
It is quite awkward how elderstatemen who Tinubu pays consultation visit always tend to hold his hand and lead him to have a private discussion. It's quite degrading and a tell sign he's not physically and mentally fit to lead the nation.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraien First Lady : We Are Counting Dead Bodies Not Money Unlike You. by matrix199(m): 6:07am On Sep 04, 2022
There are no good sides to war!
. Let peace reign!
Religion / Re: Checkout The Largest Church Structure In The World. The Ark. Photos And Video by matrix199(m): 7:18am On Sep 03, 2022
Massive

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Parents With Pestle In Jigawa by matrix199(m): 7:25am On Sep 02, 2022
He is definitely sick!

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