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Education / Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by matrix199(m): 12:01am On Apr 11 |
Just a brain twister. It can go both the subject way or the object way. 'Because acts as an adverb of reason modifying the verb 'beat'. Subjective reason would mean that the mother was drunk, while objective reason would mean that the daughter was drunk. There was no specification to who was drunk. Like I said, it's a brain twister. 26 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: As A Christian; Do You Know About The Existence Of This Lizard?(Pix) by matrix199(m): 1:04am On Apr 08 |
The Basilisk lizard, nicknamed Jesus lizard because of its ability to run, not walk, on water. The lizard is native to Central and South America. The lizard can run on water surface due to surface tension on the surface of the water, its slightly Webbed feet, light weight, and speed. Well, Bible account said Jesus walked on water. The lizard can only run on water not walk. So the lizard still get work to learn. But at least the lizard is far better than 99% pastors that can't even turn water to wine, much more run on water. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Ifesinachi Luxurious Bus Burnt, Passengers Robbed At Ijebu Ode by matrix199(m): 2:15pm On Mar 31 |
Not everyone is human. Some have transformed to wild animals. No feelings anymore. 110 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by matrix199(m): 2:10pm On Mar 31 |
Paraponera clavata comes to mind! "Bullet ant" as it's commonly known. It has the most painful bite/sting in the insect world. The ant is native to South America. The bite is not lethal though. Well, let them run an autopsy 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Before Claiming Holy Holy.... Know This by matrix199(m): 10:43am On Mar 24 |
On point! |
Romance / Re: Should I Forgive Him? by matrix199(m): 6:07pm On Mar 18 |
You're very stupid! Na your money? You work put money for him hand? You wey suppose find way forgive yourself say you broke dey yarn nonsense here! 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: No Hiding Place – Nigerian Army Warns Okuama Community by matrix199(m): 5:58pm On Mar 18 |
So the entire communities killed the soldiers? How do the innocents fare through the military irrational retaliation? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by matrix199(m): 8:33am On Feb 11 |
This is just the beginning 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Dangote Thanks Tinubu, Nigerians Over Refinery’s Takeoff by matrix199(m): 10:22am On Jan 14 |
Well done |
Education / Re: LIZARDS: Strange Facts Of An Ubiquitous Reptile. #9, 15 & 18 Are Intriguing by matrix199(m): 5:48pm On Jan 03 |
Fascinating facts |
Health / Re: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by matrix199(m): 1:01pm On Jan 01 |
maasoap: I love your sense or understanding. The comments up there were mere jokes. We Just wanted to lighten him up. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by matrix199(m): 12:51pm On Jan 01 |
THeUNIFIER:h One idiot spotted. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by matrix199(m): 8:47am On Jan 01 |
You no see money chop, you starve com lose weight, you call am achievement? 29 Likes 6 Shares |
Religion / Re: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by matrix199(m): 7:55am On Jan 01 |
Truly African religion is for the idiots. These folks keep doling out predictions calling them prophecies after 80% previous predictions didn't happen. Plus why are these predictions always given at the start of an annual cycle? The Sun doesn't keep date because date is human delusion of counting the number of times the Sun apparently rises. Here we are on planet Earth thinking we are significant in the universe, that we are God's chosen creatures whereas Earth is like an atom to the universe. Somewhere in the universe lies other larger planets with advanced creatures(humans call aliens) who are structurally and mentally more advanced than humans and see themselves as the God's chosen ones. Think critically! 20 Likes 4 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by matrix199(m): 12:05am On Jan 01 |
Happy New Year 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Angry Youths Bathe Joe Igbokwe's Kinsman With Acid In Nnewi by matrix199(m): 6:12am On Dec 03, 2023 |
It wasn't an acid bath. If it was an acid, his face would be completely disfigured 1 Like |
Family / Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by matrix199(m): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
I earn 6 digit income monthly. I'm highly educated... I'm very Manny... I'm blessed with a pleasant voice... I'm a survival.... Trust me, it's her lost, not mine! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Only Pays Half Salary, What Can I Do ? by matrix199(m): 10:17am On Nov 01, 2023 |
Evil 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Video Of Hamas fighter killed During Isreal- Invasion by matrix199(m): 3:14am On Oct 17, 2023 |
What a way to delete 7 Likes |
Education / Re: Professor Umaru Shehu Dies At 97 by matrix199(m): 2:08pm On Oct 02, 2023 |
At 97, he didn't die but simply went home after life's fulfillment. 97 pen salutes to him. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!! RIP prof! 52 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Finally We Found Hakimi Mentor. by matrix199(m): 1:12am On Apr 17, 2023 |
Lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:15am On Apr 04, 2023 |
I think I deserve a cold bottle of Budweiser. Don't you think? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:12am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: The plumber would pronounce it as 'u-nio-nized' while the chemist would pronounce it as 'un-io-nized' 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:06am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: I got that. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 2:00am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: H2O too was mistaken for H2O2 which is hydrogen peroxide. That explains why he died. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Jokes by matrix199(m): 1:57am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: Sarcasm. 1 Like |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 7 Plus At Giveaway Price!!! by matrix199(m): 12:27am On Mar 26, 2023 |
Faulty earpiece? My offer is 40k |
Crime / Re: "Justice For Roxie: A Heartbreaking Tale Of Animal Cruelty In Nigeria" (video) by matrix199(m): 1:49pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
It seems trigger happiness is a crazy tendency in low minds with guns. Shooting the dog thrice clearly shows the men who shot her had the intent to kill whether she was or wasn't a threat to anyone at the point in time. Well, the owner was at fault for negligence. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: WHICH IS CORRECT: 10-foot Long, 10 Feet Long. by matrix199(m): 12:50pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
Hmm |
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