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Well done

Fascinating facts

maasoap:
Most of the comments up there are just jokes

I love your sense or understanding. The comments up there were mere jokes. We Just wanted to lighten him up.

THeUNIFIER:
In a bid to come off as intelligent you brutally expose yourself as shallow minded and easily manipulated. There are no such things as aliens. You have been whitewashed and conditioned into believing in devilish constructs which serves to blind you from the truth.

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One idiot spotted.

You no see money chop, you starve com lose weight, you call am achievement?

Truly African religion is for the idiots. These folks keep doling out predictions calling them prophecies after 80% previous predictions didn't happen.

Plus why are these predictions always given at the start of an annual cycle? The Sun doesn't keep date because date is human delusion of counting the number of times the Sun apparently rises.

Here we are on planet Earth thinking we are significant in the universe, that we are God's chosen creatures whereas Earth is like an atom to the universe. Somewhere in the universe lies other larger planets with advanced creatures(humans call aliens) who are structurally and mentally more advanced than humans and see themselves as the God's chosen ones.

Think critically!

Happy New Year

It wasn't an acid bath. If it was an acid, his face would be completely disfigured

I earn 6 digit income monthly.
I'm highly educated...
I'm very Manny...
I'm blessed with a pleasant voice...
I'm a survival....


Trust me, it's her lost, not mine!

Evil

What a way to delete

At 97, he didn't die but simply went home after life's fulfillment.

97 pen salutes to him. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!

RIP prof!

Lol

I think I deserve a cold bottle of Budweiser. Don't you think?

Sprinklepee:
What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

The plumber would pronounce it as 'u-nio-nized' while the chemist would pronounce it as 'un-io-nized'

Sprinklepee:
Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
No, it’s not. They’re just waiting their turn.

I got that.

Sprinklepee:
Two men walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have some H2O.”
The other says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
The second man died.

H2O too was mistaken for H2O2 which is hydrogen peroxide. That explains why he died.

Sprinklepee:
[i][/i]A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Sarcasm.

Faulty earpiece? My offer is 40k

It seems trigger happiness is a crazy tendency in low minds with guns. Shooting the dog thrice clearly shows the men who shot her had the intent to kill whether she was or wasn't a threat to anyone at the point in time.

Well, the owner was at fault for negligence.

Hmm

That's the kingdom Hall procession. It's very simple and serene. But the reception, oh menh! If you Sabi drink, dem go use drink spoil your life.

Evil soul

Na monitor lizard you dey call alligator




There are no alligators in this part of the world.

He got served

Hmm

He had a very low emotion quotient.