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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by mattbass(m): 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2021
Adaanna:



Yes

Thanks
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by mattbass(m): 8:33am On Mar 20, 2021
Please is that the last page?

But I was sent a mail that my application has been submitted and is been processed.

Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by mattbass(m): 2:05pm On Mar 16, 2021
dollyj1996:
recreate ur account... probably the link has expired

How do one recreate the account??
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 2:08pm On Feb 16, 2021
TheUndercover:

It was a shit test and you passed. She wanted you to ask what she had in mind when she called but you didn't bother to ask. Nice one. Just ignore her bro. Be good. Just free your mind and you don't need to ponder on anything. She wanted to play mind tricks on you. Just move on.

Thanks boss!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 1:33pm On Feb 16, 2021
Mehn something funny happened yesterday evening and I couldn't help but laugh and at the same time think deep about it.

I had a missed call and without checking the number properly I called back and the person didn't actually picked.
Few minutes later, the person called, immediately I just called out one of my friend name, I thought he was the one calling, because the number tends to look similar, though I didn't save his contact.
But the person just said no am the one (a female tone), I calmed down to decode the voice and lo and behold it was one of my ex voice.
I replied oh how are you doing I missed your call, she said no she missed mine. I said no it was her missed call that warranted me to call her. She then said she wanted asking me something but she never knew she has already dialled my number and at the same time she had changed her mind regarding what she wanted asking.
Before she go even end the conversation self, I just cut the call.

Now this lady,I don't have her contact neither do we even chat because I have blocked her on all social media platforms including WhatsApp.

What keeps pondering my mind is why is she still keeping my contact??
What was she thinking when she dialled my number?
What does she actually need from me?

In the past she did some terrible things to me which I don't want to even recall but am happy that I ended the call even before she did.

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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by mattbass(m): 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2021
copyrites:


Same here, I also got the same SMS from NMFB/NYIF. However, nothing was sent to my email.

Same here.
Business / Is Business Centre/phone Accessories Business A Good Investment. by mattbass(m): 7:50am On Feb 04, 2021
Good day!

Please I would love to venture into Business Centre and phone accessories business.
Is it a wise idea??

Please I need positive inputs.
Thanks.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 12:56am On Feb 01, 2021
I have actually learnt a lot from this thread.

My current bae says I treat her more as a close friend rather than a lover, though we started as friends before dating, me just laugh for mind.

She no Sabi the kind of pill I dey intake daily.

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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by mattbass(m): 9:38pm On Jan 20, 2021
100trillion:

It's opening from my side. What browser are you using?
Just checked now is going.
Still same info "BVN doesn't exist"
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by mattbass(m): 5:35pm On Jan 20, 2021
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by mattbass(m): 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2021
Link to check the loan
Sports / Re: Chelsea 'looking At Experienced Managers' To Replace Frank Lampard by mattbass(m): 4:16pm On Jan 20, 2021
internationalman:
You won't hear Scholes, Neville, Ferdinand and Owen blast him now because he's one of their own...

Black coaches can be professors in coaching school and still wouldn't land a job in high profile club.

But an English man will just retired from playing and maybe do apprentice for 6 months land a job...

There used to be one black referee in EPL but now not even a single linesman is black.

You right man.

They will only judge Chelsea players but will keep mute on Lampard poor tactics and management and not forgetting his sentiments when making substitution or picking his lineup.

A Legend can't be a great Coach, only few have achieved such feat and Lampard can't be one of them. Same scenario playing out at Juventus with Pirlo as their coach.

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Phones / Re: Tecno Hios Shines Bright As It Wins Android User Interface Of The Year by mattbass(m): 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2021
Another trash again.

Oh lord when will these cheaters stop shaming their company??
Like seriously when others far performing UI are out there.

Sha na dem set the competition and dem award demselves.

More of a child bringing his football to the pitch, then decides who to play and appointed himself as the referee grin your guess is good as mine cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Pens Farewell Address : "The Movement We Started Is Only Just Beginning" by mattbass(m): 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2021
Naija Sabi carry another country matter for head chai na wah ohhh.

Person say him no want una for him country una come dey vex.
Person say him country first, una come dey vex.
Person say make everybody stay for their lane una come dey vex.

If una fit channel this same energy towards building Nigeria and Making Nigeria Great shebi e for better but una say no, nothing dey Naija to repair and una dey run dey go white man land and the white man say him no want una wetin come b d big deal.

I still dey talkam no white man fit build Naija even if Naija go rotten na still we all go still build Naija ohh.
I don talk my own Naija.

Dem say if Ur friend bear bear catch with fire better use water rub Ur own makeam good make e for no catch fire too.
Phones / Re: How my friend escaped being burnt by his phone by mattbass(m): 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2021
Most smartphone users in Nigeria still don't understand their gadgets. We follow brand rather than quality. Only few people make thorough research before buying smartphone.
I will still reiterate that Techno and Infinix have really corrupted gullible smartphone users in Nigeria. They sell inferior products to their users year in year out and keep refurbishing same product by re-casing it.

After dumping Transsion products for over four years I have never looked back again. Having used Samsung, Vivo, Oppo, Umidigi and Xiaomi products I can vehemently tell you guys that Transsion are nothing but cheats.

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Phones / Re: How my friend escaped being burnt by his phone by mattbass(m): 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2021
Aarum:
iPhone is still their baba na .

E show say u don't know a crap about iPhone ���

Next time research before you spew rubbish on net.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Capitol Locked Down After Pro-Trump Protesters Storm Building by mattbass(m): 9:31pm On Jan 06, 2021
DontTradeUrSoul:
Several Grossly silenced and under-reported massive Protests of millions of people from day 1! When physical People voted, Trump massively led in most the States. As soon as they say others should mail in their votes, Trump vote became permanently stagnant! Several Dem-loyalist electoral officers were caught live on CCTV stamping multiple "mailed-in ballots" for ForBiden. YouTube is removing confirmed Video evidences uploaded, fb is covering Truth Videos and branding it as rubbish, you are being enslaved right before your own eyes yet pretending like nothing is happening. All of you gullible senseless Christians dumb fuuls saying Trump lost, do you know so many Protest that has been going on by Millions since the election? All the now Satanists controlled Media ganged us not the broadcast it. But this is now international because they couldn't Silent that it happened live in White House. Facebook Owner, Twitter Owner, CNN, and others are all in the same Occults that are so much in a hurry to enthrone AntiChrist values. If e sure for Bidden, the Election must be reconducted.

My Brother, you are one of the very few that is still truly alive. Most of these mentally enslaved Spiritually Blind Nigerian youths would blind themselves to seeing or planning with you to actualize this highly needed Sensible and timely Vision. The Brainwashed mofos would rather pull down someone that's fighting for their Real Freedom. Buhari said it with his own mouth that he was terrified with fear and couldn't answer for over 20 minutes in President Trump's Office when he summoned him and looked him straight in the eye and and asked in anger "Why are you killing Christians in Nigeria?!" Buhari came back from that trip, BokoHaram killings paused indefinitely. As soon as sleepy Joe was fraudulently declared winner... You know the rest! Just today again in Yobe, look at the Massive Massacre!

No mind the gullible Nigerians.

Las las America go still suffer.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks Pele Record: How Many Career Goals Has He Scored? by mattbass(m): 3:45pm On Jan 04, 2021
Messi fans will be masturbating now grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 5:06pm On Jan 02, 2021
luminouz:


Damn...that's fuqin cold


What perplexed me was that he accepted her after 8 years. Was his suffering not enough or was he under some kind of spell?

She still left him AGAIN.

If you ain't redpilled, women will forcibly make you one, or you die of heartbreak

A simp will always remain a simp!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 3:50pm On Jan 02, 2021
Still on The DNA matter. Make we read this tweet abeg.

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Politics / Re: Two Professors Emerge Local Government Chairmen In Borno by mattbass(m): 8:12pm On Dec 23, 2020
Shebi the governor (Zulum) na professor for Unimaid too, so na just mere appointment sha. Anyways, best of luck to them.
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church Shares Christmas Packages, As Thousands Besiege Glory Dome by mattbass(m): 7:58pm On Dec 23, 2020
GofuckYourself:
grin

Weaponizing poverty to gain members

And that's religion in Nigeria

grin

Is that all what you can say What have you done for Nigeria??
As your name implies"Go Bleep yourself" hahaahha
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by mattbass(m): 5:14pm On Dec 19, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
meaningless rant

Because you don't have anything to say. Sorry!
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by mattbass(m): 12:03pm On Dec 19, 2020
hopefulLandlord:


Bullsheet! Your imaginary friend didn't kill him because he CAN'T kill him. fictional characters can't kill real ones. only believers in fictional characters can do the killing


Lol "Imaginary Friend".
One thing about man is that he always believes in his ability forgetting where that abilities comes from. The brain is such a complex box that even man is yet to fully unravel it's mysteries.
That so called "Imaginary Friend" created that brain you are using and made it possible for man to use it at its best. All inventions of man has always come from an imaginary world which is later converted into a material world. Now the question remains who owns the imaginary world? Who makes it possible for man to put his brain to work?
That same Imaginary Friend made a degree for man to dominate the earth and till the earth.
That same Imaginary Friend also said it's only a fool who will say there is no Imaginary Friend (God).

Now who is fooling who?

I wish I can create life, delay old age and deceive death by staying longer to my wish but still is not possible.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by mattbass(m): 11:42am On Dec 19, 2020
HotPoundedYam:

thank you God for destroying the man's car and giving the child a traumatic experience. thank you for also causing chaos and disrupting economic activities and endangering lives and property of the individuals involved in this accident.

may your name be praised forever. you have manifested your power.



Hahahahah Foolishness tagged as Wisdom.
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by mattbass(m): 5:54pm On Dec 16, 2020
Lexusgs430:




Just put am 6 foot below and upgrade......... wink

Abi ohh....I dey use RN8 for now sha....I been wan use dis one as second that's why
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by mattbass(m): 12:06pm On Dec 16, 2020
Lexusgs430:



Y u no download the music for your phone..... cheesy

Boss where can I repair my Umidigi One Smartphone.
E no gree boot at all. My present location is Kano.

Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 9:31pm On Nov 26, 2020
Trex4:
E weak me sha. The post hardly has any historical accuracy at all. The war between Catholics and protestants is the thirty years war, and started because in the holy Roman empire, the emperor tried to impose Catholicism on his domains. Not because of some salvation being bought with money or any of those stuff.

Even so the thirty years(Catholics Vs protestants) war self isn't the most bloodiest war in history. Chaii when there's hundred years war between England and France, world war II, Punic wars, Mongol conquests of middle East and so on. If not for the crusades Europe would have been saying Asamalekun as greetings. I have much more but I don't want to derail the thread.
Ahswear brother.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 9:30pm On Nov 26, 2020
Tickles001:


That's it. I've been curious. I've heard about the Crusaders a number of times, but haven't heard what caused the crusade.

Can you tell me what caused it?
In summary the world would have been practicing only one religion which is Islam if not for the intervention of the crusaders.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by mattbass(m): 4:59pm On Nov 26, 2020
oyolohi:
I laugh at the way so called redpillers on this thread can't even handle simple text from some keyboard.

...and to the stopaddiction guy, the best way to stop whatever addiction is to stop seeing such action as a sin. Your religion says the nature of man is sin. Don't that ring a bell in your head?
The day you stop seeing it as Sin, you'll suddenly get tired.


Lemme tutor you guys on some dark sh.it:
Have you ever questioned The motives of the white men who brought Christianity to your forefathers? Arn't these the same men who went on killing sprees called crusades? Polytheism (worship of several gods) is far the most peaceful kind of religion on earth. 'Idol worshipping' is the true religion of peace as they don't give a f^ck about other people's religion. They're the real real alphas (Monotheistic religions such as Christianity, Islam etc are like the 'simps' of religion). When Polytheists want fertility they pray to one god, when they want victory, they pray to some other god, etc...

Christianity was only used for political reasons --right from the medieval years up till now.

Where am I getting at?...hold on:

Who among you know the bloodiest religious war in human history?
was it islam vs christianity? Heck no. It was between two factions of christendom.

Some few hundred years ago, the catholics and some protestants who didn't believe salvation could only be baught in the catholic church...this literally cost the catholic politicians money and so it led to war.


The war ended somewhere around france in a massive bloodbath. The catholics were victorious.


The news soon reached the pope... so, how did the pope react?
He was soooo pleased he nearly ejaculated.

He ordered the artist to paint a graphic picture of the bloodbath in the heart of the vertican --which occupied a whole room. Till this day, the room (the graphic art work still exists) however closed to tourist and everyone --for obvious reasons.


The idea of heaven and hell is used to hold you guys to ransom same way women use pussy to hold you guys at ransom. Should I increase the volume?


Pastors will tell you how 2000 years ago Jesus was born. The'll never tell you about a few hundred thousand years ago when different species of humans e.g. the Neenderthals (not just Homo sapiens) walked this earth. There were no religions then; it all started with one of the oldest artwork discovered which is as old as 30,000 years: a statue; a human form with a lions head. Now, do such creature exist? No. It marked an important age in history: when men began to imagine and make up things...and bring such to life. So, where did the religion come from? The religion that makes the guy who wants to quit masturbation feel such guilt? It's obvious.


If you believe in God (for instance), you really think someone more intelligent than you will bother even you curse such being? That's extremely laughable. Imagin Albert Einstein engaging in an argument with a pre-school kid and ending up hurting the kid because he got mad or something ...
So stop feeling that guilt.


Look at the possible billions of universes and earth's pathetic location in our helpless universe, you'll realize why no one's coming and why no one cares about you.

Possible reasons why some humans have decided to upgrade to the blackpill which I doubt any of you have the balls to swallow --including me.



No one gives a f^ck about you, including your God. In the bible, the authors say he admits he's a jealous god which also translate into selfishness.



I looked beyond the redpill and came to respect women --same way I respect people like Einstein. They're so smart that they exhibit their smartest even unconsciously and will probably beat men forever and ever in the game of life. I rep them tho I don't give a f^ck about them --or men.



Instead of beating women at the game of life, beat life itself. For example, deciding not get married/bring any kids to this mess.ed up world (most importantly) is a step towards beating this life at the game. And end that useless guilt you have...no matter your addiction, as long as you don't start a biological family of your own, no one will suffer. You'll probably live as long as possible enjoying life before you die.


If you wanna live, make your cash; build a comfortable house for yourself, cover the roof with solar panels and dig a borehole for water to cut yourself from the government of this Nigeria/world as much as possible.


I'm feeling high today so I decided to jump on my keyboard.

So, to the guy who wants to stop masturbation, I see you're a christian from your posts. If you have a good knowledge of the bible, you'll realize that it claims that the innate nature of man is sin. That why the need for you to stop seeing shi.t as sin cannot be overstated.



Image of the day: go to google and type "Chimp with alopecia areata". study the anatomy of the images and look yourself naked in front of your mirror.

Here's my favorite:



I'm done.

P.s: this is one f^king lengthy post. If you quote me, at least cut out most parts of my junk.

I always laugh when people talk about the Crusaders. No one talks about Pre-Crusader (What prompted the crusade). Everybody go just dey talk wetin him understand.

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by mattbass(m): 8:28am On Oct 15, 2020
Abeg who dey repair Umidigi phone for Nigeria more specifically Northern part of the country??

My umidigi one doesn't respond at all.

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