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 Phones › Re: Unlock Your Fones Free Of Charge by matthew80(m): 9:14pm On May 31, 2011 |
matthew7:7:Plz, the phone is prompting me for SECURITY CODE on insertion of any SIM card. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by matthew80(m): 1:19am On May 27, 2011 |
DaGrin was actually saying the truth when he said he played numerous free shows, Am having the same experience by making ALMOST FREE PRODUCTIONs in my studio just for publicity. And at the same time working on my album 'The World In My Hands' Am a Producer+Singer. I go by the stage name PlainSoul. Holla me foi your free production on 07037270037, www.facebook.com/PlainSoul , www.twitter.com/P_Soul. One Love. |
| Phones › Re: Unlock Your Fones Free Of Charge by matthew80(m): 10:42pm On May 26, 2011 |
pls help: Nokia 1200 IMEI: 359313023284973 TYPE: RH-99 |
| Phones › Re: Unlock Your Fones Free Of Charge by matthew80(m): 11:44pm On May 15, 2011 |
@poster, I apreci8 ur assistance, keep it up. God'l reward[color=#000099][/color] |
| Romance › Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by matthew80(m): 8:10am On Nov 07, 2010 |
Why is matthew7:7 out of dz? PeRfEcT and , |
| Computers › Re: Watch Tv On Your Pc And Phone For Free by matthew80(m): 9:14pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
great107, pls send the software to my mail address: blufaze2k5@yahoo.com |
| Sports › Re: I Want Osaze To Play For Arsenal – Father ! by matthew80(m): 8:33pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Am sure his father would be the first to talk the son down when things turn around and he's placed on a lower weekly payment, lower match bonus and , Then he would wish his son played in Chelsea. |
| Sports › Re: I Want To Show Chelsea What I Can Do , Taiwo by matthew80(m): 2:58pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Oga Taye, dream on, for all I care, you can even be the one to score the WINNING goal for your club-side tonight, I bet that would not bring the attention of Roman Father to you. Or maybe that would be your 50th-Independence-wish. |
| Education › Osun State College Of Education, Ilesa - Updates by matthew80(op): 5:31pm On Sep 05, 2010 |
Please, any student of this institution should notify me of the status of admission process for 2010/2011 academic session, including the screening process, post utme, where the purchase the scratch card if required, the amount, the starting and the closing date for the online registration, etc. God bless any useful informant here. Amen. |
| Events › Re: July Birthday Mates! by matthew80(m): 1:29pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Mine is 16th, What a good mathematical calculation! 1+6=7(July) Wish you all a fulfilled day!!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Pope's Camera by matthew80(m): 2:01pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
 Think I should be able to forgive myself for the time I spent in reading this hell of nonsense. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: U No Maths by matthew80(m): 1:55pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
Maths indeed, the Prof |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read This Scary Story If You Dare. by matthew80(m): 1:49pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
A good citizen, he obeyed instruction. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Virgin! - Funniest Joke You'll Ever Read! by matthew80(m): 12:14pm On Feb 12, 2010 |
Anyway, because you're double7 like me, I decided to open this link, but you almost bleeped up Comment: The guy really said what was in his mind, and not a mistake because you explained that the girl was not a novice at this. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Ee For Be If Our Ears Dey For The Side Of Our Ass by matthew80(m): 12:09pm On Feb 12, 2010 |
Oops! Mistake, I'm not sure I clicked on this link. Error! error! error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Forward or Backwards (Solve this and WIN A MILLION) by matthew80(op): 11:55am On Feb 12, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Forward or Backwards (Solve this and WIN A MILLION) by matthew80(op): 11:43am On Feb 12, 2010 |
I am awaiting your trial, after 16 days, 60 views & no responses, you have 14 days to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chei, Unbelievable |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Longest Word In The Dictionary by matthew80(op): 11:30am On Feb 12, 2010 |
D.A.V.E: This section is Jokes Etc. Mind this |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The G-r-y Headache (pls Help Me Out) by matthew80(op): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
@am just me kudos for the job well done. I really appreciate that |
| Jokes Etc › Re: No Cheating - Aerial View by matthew80(m): 12:13pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
chei! chineke meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's a big payday, A killer Idea. Kudos to the idealist(s) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Happened In The Library? by matthew80(op): 8:13pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
dani1luv:dunno really, but I suggest a thorough medical checkup for the nerves that control your involuntary actions, Quick, quick |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by matthew80(m): 7:59pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
I was very busy the time I came across this, so can't really say whether or not it's funny. |
| Jokes Etc › What Happened In The Library? by matthew80(op): 7:24pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Ring, ring, ring The librarian's phone rang, he picked it up and the following conversation ensued: "What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice. "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?" "Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." Ha ha ha, didn't laugh at this? then you won't laugh at any joke again. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Emergency Meeting & Landlord! by matthew80(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
a nice joke, but not all that funny |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The G-r-y Headache (pls Help Me Out) by matthew80(op): 6:06pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
@rokiatu not a joke but trying to get you into teasing your brain |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Joke Of This Century! by matthew80(m): 6:02pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
@poster hope all is well sha? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Coca Cola! by matthew80(m): 5:41pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Bros, how long did it take you to type the whole project? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Longest Word In The Dictionary by matthew80(op): 5:26pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
The longest one-syllable word in english schtroumpfed 12letter. the longest all-consonant word (no vowel) rhythms 7letter |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I'm In Love Dillema With Three Guys . Pics Available Help Me To Choose by matthew80(m): 5:15pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Kunbee, don't mind her, she doesn't wanna disclose this 2 u. Am her laf and am deeply in laf wif her |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The G-r-y Headache (pls Help Me Out) by matthew80(op): 4:55pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Am just me:I thought so, but I was told I'm wrong Still need the word, pls |
| Jokes Etc › The Longest Word In The Dictionary by matthew80(op): 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
[size=18pt]pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis[/size] I got this from Wikipedia and though I've not checked my dictionary (Cambridge Dictionary) to check for its availability, but notwithstanding, don't you think this is strange? Yeye thing. Imagine, unable to pronounce, just be careful else you may loose your teeth. This English thing! Na wa o. What d'you fink abou-rit? |
| Jokes Etc › The G-r-y Headache (pls Help Me Out) by matthew80(op): 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
English Language has never been this hard. Anyway, I know I have you guys at teaserland to help me out. Pls friends, I'm at a hot junction and I need your help:- 1. Hungry 2. Angry 3. 4? I don't know if there's any other word in English that ends in "gry" Or could it be Badagry? Put your brain into exercise. |
