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Jokes EtcForward or Backwards (Solve this and WIN A MILLION) by matthew80(op): 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2010
Sometimes, English could be fun, learning it could be fun, but some other times, it could be trouble to your head.
I discovered this Immediately I got to know that

Madam,

Maxam

Mallam

Hannah

Level

and some other words are the same when pronounced forward and backwards

But I was a bit surprised when I discovered that there is a nine-letter word that follows this thread.

Put your brain into exercise.
RomanceRe: How Would You Handle Obsession ? by matthew80(m): 12:54pm On Jan 27, 2010
electra. you have to behave wise, an adage says: call a mad man a groom and he will give you a way to go. accept to GO OUT with him and what else? then teach the damned thing a hell. How? you are a lady and he's a guy,
Jokes EtcRe: I Will Catapault God by matthew80(m): 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2010
@poster

Good beginning, good setting, good concept, but oops! bad ending

Keep on trying.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Of The Day by matthew80(m): 8:44pm On Jan 26, 2010
@poster

Try refining your jokes before sending them. It's a good joke ever told, but you didn't put it down well

A better one next time.
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Laugh by matthew80(m): 7:28pm On Jan 26, 2010
I smiled smiley smiley

any fine?

I'm ready to pay, anything!!!


Brilliant work!
Jokes EtcRe: I'm In Love Dillema With Three Guys . Pics Available Help Me To Choose by matthew80(m): 7:12pm On Jan 26, 2010
@whiteroses

I tip you as the best 'joke creator'. Kudos for a job well done (the gathering of the pix's) that's a good combination, but let me ask you a question, how did you get my PIX?  huh  huh  huh


                               [size=20pt]Jaiye speaking[/size] shocked


Everybody now advises you to marry me, from then I've been expecting to see you or even your call, but you didn't show up, call me now my love, or I'll tell everyone on Loverland that you have ignored me.

CALL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin  grin  grin
Jokes EtcRe: I'm In Love Dillema With Three Guys . Pics Available Help Me To Choose by matthew80(m): 7:07pm On Jan 26, 2010
shocked shocked shocked
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by matthew80(m): 5:49pm On Jan 26, 2010
My people, why are you of a doubtful mind? Have faith in God and all your wish shall come to pass. I wish Nigeria "Good Luck". We are playing the final, believe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool [0-0] On Tuesday 26 January by matthew80(m): 5:20pm On Jan 26, 2010
@poster
Thanks for your effort.
A true blues fan talking, When the season started, fans around the world tipped the new top four in England, I was surprised whenever I hear people saying this without mentioning Liverpool, but instead, clubs like Spurs, Man City, Aston Villa etc, though, they started in a very bad form and are continuing badly for sometimes, but believe, they are going to finish at top four, why? They have the potential and the Utilities. Come what may (even in the absence of players like
arkinses:
(Gerrard, Torres, Riera, Johnson, Benayoun & Agger)
Liverpool will beat Wolves Black and Blue.
PhonesRe: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by matthew80(m): 4:56pm On Jan 19, 2010
I don't know the reason why you have to reply a call from a strange number. As for me, I don't pick just any call, a call from an unregistered number is always ignored unless "sometimes". I once received a call from one of these numbers and the caller saying some meaningless things, I quickly understood, not considering that it was a call from an international number. The call was ended. An adage says "If you want more, you may lose more" start ignoring such calls or you will fall victim.
RomanceRe: Partner's Past Behaviour by matthew80(m): 4:28pm On Jan 19, 2010
@Ben-10. You've been consistent on this forum and I wonder how you cope. I guess you should always be near to your notebook in OFFICE cos there wouldn't be so much space for you in SCHOOL. Have been wanting to meet you. can you pls reach me on my yim?

@ poster
sometimes, her past could be annoying, especially when she mention the way she mixed with guys, and you got to think "is this the kind of person I'm gonna stay with?"
Christianity EtcRe: Can God Tire? by matthew80(m): 3:59pm On Aug 04, 2009
thought I'd be able to send somethings to u, my dear friend, but I was surprised when I kudnt see any of your posts, anyway, be xpctn something very soon. I'll be right back for you.
Christianity EtcRe: Can God Tire? by matthew80(m): 6:00pm On Jun 08, 2009
@horus
Read carefully please, I suggest too, that you look up the meaning of the word 'rest' in the dictionary. It may have different meanings, and who knows maybe you have understood the plain meaning of it, it happens sometimes. The meaning of the word rest as used in this verse means to do away with working, and what does it further imply, it implies that my God has 'finished' working, think about it, after you have finished your daily assignment what else do you do? you refrain from working, don't you? this is what happened. And mark this that the Bible didn't say "HE THEN RESUMED HIS WORKS ON THE EIGHTH DAY AFTER HE HAD HAD ENOUGH REST" [color=#000099][/color]this shows that He has completed His works and after that He refrained.
Also,
In Jeremiah 15:6, He said that He was weary with repenting which means He would no longer repent of his decision 'means He would no longer forgive or overlook because He was tired of their unrighteousnesses. Get it and get it right MY GOD CAN NEVER GET TIRE OR BE TIRED. If you need further explanations please, link up with me on "meetpastorsam@yahoo.com"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Banker Needs Driver by matthew80(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2009
Fhemmmy:
I would have loved not to respond to this ur post, but i will.
It is sad that you now see yourself as educated and branded Nigerian.
Tell me what else you doing while you driving yourself sir to work or even meetings, if you cant prepare yourself be4 going behind the wheel, then, whatever you wanna do while riding there will not prepare you.
Granted, it is not easy to drive oneself in Nija, but pls, dont make it like it is a must to get a driver.
Like i said earlier, i am in support of getting a driver all cos it is giving jobs to others.
But i hate your statement that cos pple are against pple being driven around makes them less educated or illiterates.
You talking of JJC and yet you are 89 posts away from someone that never posted be4?
My dear brother, don't get this things twisted, he understands what he is saying. He has his point when he says that he limited his contributions on this site because of lipsrsealed , So, he can call anybody a JJC. But mind you, I'll advice you to re-read your comments b4 posting them so that the collective noun may not give you a concern. Anyway, I'll like 2 let u know that I'm not one of the JJC's and obviously, this' not the reason y I'm defending both the poster and his comment.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Favourite Bible Verse by matthew80(m): 6:58pm On Feb 05, 2009
I will praise You, for I am wonderfully and fearfully made. Marvellous are Your works and that my soul knows. Ps. 139:14.
Nairaland GeneralSome States In Nigeria To Go A Whole Month Without Electricity: Unbelievable by matthew80(op): 7:33pm On Feb 29, 2008
I could not believe this when I heard that some states in NIgeria, to be precise, the western zone is going to be in total blackout for the next one month, starting Monday March, 3rd. What could this be? Imagine, what is PHCN getting up to. My advice to the companies is to get a good electric generating set from any good maker, or what do you think about this?
EducationRe: www.jamb.org.ng The Most Stupid Website So Far,pls Comment On Their Website Here by matthew80(m): 2:30pm On Feb 28, 2008
Their site is a symbol of stupidity, I was bounced back to the previous page times without number, do they think I get the cafe services for free? I have WASTED a lot of money trying to register, back in the days, registration had been easier with the use of paper forms. I think they should go back to their former system.

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