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@Amaka: I no go lie, i never laugh like this, e don tey!

I thought i was discrediting the virginity wars, but,

Here go the absolute-virginity wars,

@ima1 & sjeezy8:

LMAO! You guys are too much jare! LOL

@sjeezy8: is that not the OP's purported ^WEBCAM that you are holding? LOL

@Amaka: I like proving people wrong when they lie to me. Its so much fun! I just want him to say its not really him, otherwise he should post his real picture.

Have u noticed that he hasnt replied any of my own posts? Is he scared of a showdown or something? LOL

http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-16776526/stock-photo-portrait-of-a-young-african-american-man-on-white-background.html

Hurray! I can do it too! This picture was tiffed from the address above

I don laugh tire I beg!!! Chai, I was laughing so hard I couldnt post after seeing the picture.

I am not a fool. I know that this guy has many pictures on shutterstock, its a simple matter of clicking "similar images" when one page loads. Just takle a picture with that webcam, or is it the www.fakewebcam.com software that you are using?

toba:
Guy true talk.A lady once told me before she disvirgined she had started MouthAction.I beliv so called virgins would hav done this too.Do u think any1 would still be a virgin after MouthAction&body smooshing/massaging? Its a lie.Once u've smooshed or have been smooshed u re no longer a virgin

Word. You hit the nail on the head!!

Here's my definition of sex, as academic as it sounds:
Sex: Any of the gradually formative and desiring thoughts, feelings and activities leading to or resulting from a unique urge to gratify emotional impulses, and that are either intended to produce a natural form of pleasant, unsettling arousal in the mind and body just for its own sake; or otherwise intended to yield offspring pro-creatively; irrespective of the number or humans involved, i.e. one person onwards.

So all those things you mentioned are a part of sex as well,

Swagger like a rockstar, nothing do you

By the way, I have never trusted webcams. I know a yahoo guy who once played a video of a white guy in order to scam a girl online. He used a false webcam software. You can get such a software at www.fakewebcam.com

There. I refuse to take bait. LOL. Show us more pictures or lets close this thread already.

THE-AMAKA:
well i do have reason to believe its him, NOW!
cause he is even inviting people for a webcam viewing of him.
i dont think someone would offer that and give their email too if they were lying.

Darling sis, dont tell me you are taken in! Scenario: you add him up and access the webcam. He gets to see you (if ur own webcam is also on), and you see him. But its not him. He looks good, but he's not this guy. You and him get to start something.

Now, isn't that how 419 works? I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING I SEE ON THE INTERNET. EVEN ON CNN.com until I have valuable evidence.

@OP:
Valuable evidence in this case would be you placing another picture of you on this thread. Surely you have a life outside modelling? Show us a pic of u in casual wear, u in formal wear, or something else. _{[s]That would be hard to find for the same guy on shutterstock[/s]}.

Coccydynia is a medical term for "a pain in your @$$", in case you didnt know

Irresponsibly gaming would involve ending with a word like coccydynia

@OP:
I dont doubt that it is your pic, its just funny that it has the WATERMARK. That shouldnt be if if its your pic. Im a member of another similar stock photography group, and my pictures dont have watermarks. Models are given complimentary copies without watermarks. The watermarks are placed on pix so that people cant copy them and claim it belongs to them, or use it for free.  Just saying.

Reigning on this NL gaming thread, is Queen Lysaa!

Maker of all things, made weed as a simple plant but men have turned it into their royal highness

FL Gators:
That's really the end? You sure you don't want to keep going. . . . .?!

LOL are you being sarcastic, or you really want a longer article? I think I'd prefer to stop here, if you don't mind. But I want to answer questions in case someone needs clarification on my beliefs.

Roll out the drums, this game is picking up speed like a ganjaman on weed

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Sorry about that.

Ask me any question about myself and I will answer truthfully, I think I will do.

more of creative posts, or more of what exactly?

apologies to everyone for making 4 posts, im just trying to demonstrate how the game will go on

wrong joke to say to a lady on a sunday, please accept my thousand apologies

eat sh!t, billions of flies cant be wrong

hungry people dont find themselves on nairaland, rather, they look for something to eat

@DHTML: True. But that is d least problem, i think, cos it can be solved using javascript packers. I usually use Dean Edward's online packer, gives 30 to 40% compression, on ALL d Joomla js files b4 using d Joomla installer package.

The 2 other issues, for me, are
1. Joomla core framework outputs table-based layout instead of lean, tableless layouts using Divs & Css. We all know tables are far, far heavier than Divs. The solution is to rework &recode the framework for urself, and its not a small task. I guess this may be solved in Joomla 1.6

2. Plugins/Mambots. The richer &more functional ur site is, the more the plugins &modules u av used. Good for modules, u can select d pages that u want each module to appear on. But with plugins, ALL of them are loaded into every page, most often into the head of the page. E.g. U av a 130 page site but only 8 pages need a heavy set of plugins, yet all d 130 pages will suffer for it. There's yet no lazy loading controller that one can use to decide which pages will use what plugins, except i have time to code one.

I av used Joomla actively for 3 yrs & i think there are other issues but these 3 are the most serious, as easy as it is to use Joomla.

yes it is windows based cos it was coded in vb6. However u can port it to .NET C or something, i guess, since d source code is open. But u can test it in Linux Wine (i guess u use Ubuntu). Not forgetting that almost all 9ja cafes use windows machines. I think its still worth checking out!

LawBreaker:
This is my third application for a girlfriend on this forum and no girl seems to be interested. I really need a girlfriend badly at the moment. Plz a girl should gimme a shout out at barryzine4u at yahoo.co.uk

candylips:
see this one o . do u think you are applying for a job

LawBreaker:
my request is for a gf and all i see are males replying. i am begging someone to become my girlfriend please. this is not fair at all. please, a girl should volunteer to become my girl.

candylips:
^^^ STFU

Yeepa! LMAO