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Family › Re: The Alarming Rate Of Teenage Pregnancy In Rural Areas by Maxcollins042(m): 11:35am On Dec 19, 2016
Rural life among rural youths nowadays:
Eat
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watch porn
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Look for who to practice the pornography with
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Get pregnant or impregnate
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Get married
Christianity Etc › Re: Don Moen, Uma Ukpai, Umahi At Akwa Ibom December Prayer Meeting (Photos) by Maxcollins042(m): 6:19pm On Dec 17, 2016
What are they doing there?
Health › Re: Do You Also Experience This? by Maxcollins042(m): 12:59pm On Dec 17, 2016
[quote author=MrLouisVanGaal post=52007169]What is your problem? A question was asked if people experienced motion sickness and people who do and do not are responding and you are sounding as if what they did is not what was requested. Na una dey use ITK fail exam. You'll overwrite thinking you are Mr Wise and fail woefully. If you don't have any meaningful contribution to the thread why not fizzle out like a bad fart.
Point of correction, bad farts don't fizzle out that easily. If you have no idea why I made that statement just keep mute and make the contribution u wanna make concerning the topic not spewing thrash all in the name of you want to make sense which you are far from.
Health › Re: Do You Also Experience This? by Maxcollins042(m): 10:04am On Dec 17, 2016
Na so most of us dey take fail exam. A simple question is asked and some are talking as if they are thinking with their hands.
Investment › Re: Man Beats Wife To Coma for Investing Children's School Fees In MMM by Maxcollins042(m): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
kingvectorv:
I'm really loving this mmm freeze of accounts.. It's really making my day lovely
Saddist spotted
TV/Movies › Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by Maxcollins042(m): 8:26pm On Dec 11, 2016
Freiden:
Wrong turn wey don reach 8, and guess what, this guy never die
Hate such movies
TV/Movies › Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by Maxcollins042(m): 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2016
The Bunker ( damn scary)
Saw
The shadow
The hills have eyes
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by Maxcollins042(m): 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2016
lady2lady:
Hello from the other side !! cheesy

I've always noticed that most men always doze off immediately after sex.

Well,I wondering what could be the cause because it's weird.

So Romancelanders (as it's so called) Enlighten me a little bit.

Have you also felt sleepy and slept off? please tell me about it!
Romp on the sack elevates the secretion of melatonin also known as the "sleep hormone" coupled with the release of dopamine and serotonin which induces calmness and happiness. This is why men doze off after copulation.
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Ways To Show Courtesy by Maxcollins042(m): 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2016
Nice one OP. We hope to see more of this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon Government Launches Campaign Against Social Media by Maxcollins042(m): 6:36pm On Nov 17, 2016
IVORY2009:
Paul Biya why?

Pourquoi toutes ces' betises, pourquoine les' gens ont la liberte de' parole?....
Guy teach me French
Celebrities › Re: May D Vs A Wanted Criminal: Thunder Fire Anybody Who Tags Me With This Guy Again by Maxcollins042(m): 10:22am On Nov 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
But if you resemble Jay-Z you go happily tell the world abi?
Who wan associate with bad thing?
Celebrities › Re: See Chelsea Eze Nude Birthday Pictures by Maxcollins042(m): 5:39pm On Nov 15, 2016
This one na "I must grab attention" clique
Christianity Etc › No Topic by Maxcollins042(op):
Thread Closed
Crime › Re: MTN Cables Thieves Caught In Ogun (Photos) by Maxcollins042(m): 3:04pm On Nov 15, 2016
Illogbo of all places?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Tweets Patriotic9jaboy's Comment About Him On Nairaland by Maxcollins042(m): 2:53pm On Nov 15, 2016
Wetin concern me?
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This OMO Detergent, Please Go And Marry (pictured) by Maxcollins042(m): 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2016
TINALETC3:
Wow, seeing dis 4 d first time
Taa!.... isigbue onwe GI... goan marry #Lol
Politics › Re: Update On Nafdac Two Weeks Strike; Must Read by Maxcollins042(m): 12:34pm On Nov 15, 2016
Paul Killed NAFDAC, Oni buried it. Buhari biko resurrect maka ndu mmadu.
Nothing seems to functioning Normal again in my dear country.
Celebrities › Re: The Grooming Of A Male Corper That Got Everyone Talking by Maxcollins042(m): 9:58am On Nov 15, 2016
Average minded Nigerians won't hesitate to label him a gay or a transgender.
Celebrities › Re: The Moment An ATM Malfunctioned And Spewed Lots Of Cash On Surprised Customer by Maxcollins042(m): 9:50am On Nov 15, 2016
Badt guy but truth is this guy would eventually be apprehended in an unexpected way (Maybe when he will be lavishing it). That is if he didn't return the cash to the bank.
Career › Re: Zenith Bank lays off its workforce Again by Maxcollins042(m): 9:35am On Nov 15, 2016
OK,I won't ask for sauce. what is your source?
Events › Re: Two Yoruba Big Boys Dancing Themesleves Out by Maxcollins042(m): 1:32pm On Nov 14, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


I'm beginning to suspect that there is marijuana or cocaine in Amala and Ewedu, after eating it this Afonjas will start acting like Jackie Chan

It is so obvious you created this account to ridicule the Yorubas. My dear, such ain't good for your health. I have this notion that you are too brilliant for this.
Politics › Re: States To Get N20b Each For Infrastructure by Maxcollins042(m): 1:25pm On Nov 14, 2016
abiodunalasa:
They gonna waste it, just like they wasted the Fund given to them from Excess Crude Account by President Jonathan.
Old habits die hard.

Btw
Why do some confused people here always use "Afonja" to rep the entire Yoruba race ? I mean Afonja is just a warlord from the tiny Ilorin city and who at no point become the all and all of the Yoruba race.
So why are these Igbos confusing themselves ?
It is one thing to be ignorant, it is another totally different thing to be ignorant of ones own ignorance.
Igbos dont know. Yet, they did not know that they did not know. Their case is fatal, they need prayer not help.
Kettle calling pot black. You were on the verge of creating this impression that you are not a TRIBALIST until you labelled the other tribe Igbos. Just keep your hands and reasoning in check if they are only worth of codswallop #SayNoToTribalists
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by Maxcollins042(m): 6:17pm On Nov 12, 2016
suzan404:
Hehehehehehe belle dey sweet me ooo.......algeria e pele eku amumora...grin...
Wetin dey inside that belle wey dey sweet you so?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by Maxcollins042(m): 6:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Algerians go be like Leekens is a scam
Celebrities › Re: Disgusting!!! Actor Benson Okonkwo Kisses Male Colleague On Set (photos) by Maxcollins042(m): 11:44am On Nov 09, 2016
Didn't want to utter a word in response to those criticising this act which they fail to understand is a "MOVIE SCENE" but I will do so cos I hate seeing peepz acting dummy. The truth and fact is: the poster is cheap blogger looking for traffic; those concurring with his views are so gullible of what acting is all about or they fail to understand that the pic is just an extract of a movie scene.
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Looking Like A Physically Challenged Person As He Poses With Dbanj by Maxcollins042(m): 2:36pm On Oct 30, 2016
Him case go pass physically challenged when army dem go catch am for this their camo wey him wear
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians And Their Respective Way Of Thinking by Maxcollins042(m): 7:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
If you are not yet a varsity undergraduate, your future is not yet bright.
If you are not dating, you are either wanking or kpashing oloshos or you are a gay.
Education › Re: Meet Jake, The Boy Behind The Class Captain Meme That Went Viral by Maxcollins042(m): 8:12pm On Oct 27, 2016
ladyF:
Awnnn...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Sent you a DM LadyF
Phones › Re: Auto Correct: Smartphone Users Worst Enemy by Maxcollins042(m): 12:29pm On Oct 26, 2016
What da Bleep happened to proof reading what you just typed before sending it the recipient?
Politics › Re: We Need N222bn To Conduct 2018 Census, Says NPC by Maxcollins042(m): 11:23am On Oct 25, 2016
Dongreat:
Here we go again. A project that may not be up to millions will be bloated so as satisfy their greed. Every man wants quick wealth so why not call some ridiculous amount for the government. By the way this is 2016 where technology has improved immensely. You don't need to go about knocking people doors and start counting like some home room teacher. We can use various records such as BVN, biometrics already obtained, and recent birth certificates from various hospitals. With such, you don't need up to a 100mil to get the job done.

And if they can't do the mentions above then the project should be suspended as I see it as a misplaced priority spending such amount on 'census' when we are wallowing in recession.
"No one wants to know the total amount of people suffering everyday".
Nice points but is it all Nigerians that have a bank account talk of a BVN?
Is it all Nigerians that a birth certificate?
Sports › Re: Ogenyi Onazi Drags Lazio To FIFA Over Unpaid Salaries by Maxcollins042(m): 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2016
veekid:
How old are you?
His sense of reasoning amazes me

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