₦airaland Forum

How can he contract a STD should have been the question. Mtcheeew!

kaffy4tope:
Omg! Is this a Senator of the Federal Republic of N? I smh for Kogi people, you guys have been fvckd!

So a senator of the federal republic of Nigeria shouldn't have a nice time?

I just dey imagine how childish this man was when he was a child.Meanwhile....Sowore and his crew right now

Non for now

router123:
I call from my MTN line to any network at 5.50k per mins and there is no daily deduction.
One thing u must do is join MTN pulse. *406*1# I think.
Also ensure that u don't subscribe to any awuf offer they will be texting u cos they all have hidden charges.
My wife has to change her Etisalat line cos of the same thing u are going thru. She don call customer care tire no solution.

All those multiply your credit offers na lie. Na u go pay for it later

MTN pulse offers a call rate of 5.50K per mins?

tosyne2much:
Xtrapro is the cheapest call tariff.. After a daily fee of N5, you make calls to any network at N6.6

They don't charge you N5 when you don't make calls at all for a day

OK..thanks. I will give it a try.

beeoohtee:
Bro... Internet is your friend. Pls kindly surf the net for a better and suitable tariff plan.

It won't be out of place if I discover this from the masses' experience.

nony43:
None all them na the same scammers

Nawa o. Dem want make we stop to dey make calls?

Good day good citizens of Nigeria. Please help a buddy with the a cheap if possible the cheapest tariff plan for any of our Network providers. The manner with which this Telecoms zap my airtime recently is quite annoying. The other I was charged by one of the Telecoms a fee of N80 just for a minute call which I consider absurd. This has left me with the need to search and migrate to a tariff plan that will suit me at the moment. Mods I don't know if this is not appropriate section for such post but if it's not,please help move it to the appropriate section. Thanks.

Guess the "thank ma" should be an appreciation that she gave birth to a wonderful Cook.

jaxxy:
Pls dont get me wrong im not saying she hasn't tried bt even at our daily work/biz we are given targets bu our employers or ourselves and even if we dont met them there are levels of expectation. Madam kemi as much as i hv nothing against her has met them based on the necessary parameters unless we want to be sentimental. Then fine!

South Africa changed their finance minister 3 times in the space of a year due to performance levels not being met even with their economy way beta than ours. Thats being realistic... Cbn Gov also shud go!

Only if the Nigerian government would subscribe to your ideology the citizenry won't be lamenting.

jaxxy:
Something that shud hv been done since. This lady has nothing really to offer on this federal level. We barely hear anything innovative from her and we she now talks its basic and elementary. Next!

What do you have to offer?

Nice one from Mrs Minister

What message are they trying to pass across other than that they are downing their sex tools( the water melon for the guy and the cucumber for the lady).
Guy: Baby since I will be having all to myself let me do away with this Water melon.
Babe: *giggles*.... Let me do away with this cucumber too.

The tension for Nou Camp right now can generate electricity.

An Advocate of the new world order

gocac:
he is only speaking as a Layman with no Knowledge of the safety and acceptable industrial standards... the implication of having a substandard tyre on your wheels under the worst roads on planet earth... simply means that there is a possibility of your tyres blowing up in the middle of the road, and what happens when your on a speed of 90 - 120km/hr death...! Nigerians plz say no to substandard goods, you deserve the best.... not sub-standard goods and dont forget, that the mumu Governor is using the best tyres on earth, certified and standard tyres on his cars... so be wise, dont buy your death with your hard earned money and dont sell death to your fellow country men. except he will ensure some of the tyres does not find its way to the market....thanks

What is this one saying?

oloriLFC:
Goooooaaaaaalllll! Equaliser! Shoki

Hi fellow RED

Muzanga:
And nobody is talking about that space between a man's dick and his balls. Smells like damp clothes. Some guys wear one pair of boxers for 3months.

You can exaggerate eh

Biko National Association of Nigerian Students(NANS) you guys should put your plans towards South African Telecom MTN to hold till my data subscription with them expires...Thanks.

Rtopzy:
Lolz, I dey north

Lol...I dey come

Rtopzy:
lolz

Where you dey make i come toast you? this guy too dey dull.

Rtopzy:
u no well

I 100% well o

Rtopzy:
No be u go go toast bae, abi u want make bae com toast u? Oya com make I toast u

Miss toaster, which toaster you wan use toast the bread sorry i mean guy.

djlawex02:
E pain am no be small. but wait, Sheriff been the party chairman is not good for this country, because there won't be stiff opposition from him and that's what APC is trying to do.

They would also slim chances of PDP winning the 2019 presidential elections.

Wailers won't buy this

Big brother Naija worst pass Big brother Africa

dimexy247:
Ok, with all due respect, no one is interested in marrying you here ma'am. You Kenyans are weird by nature. STFIYC

Isn't it better to shut up your mouth than open it and spew senseless words?

Atmmachine:

Illiterate ??

For dumb people like Gordons, 2Face went to Enugu state University of science and technology

Can you tell me the name of the primary school Gordons went to

It's already too late

Look at his ugly goat face with his dry ass jokes calling 2face an illiterate

Alibaba and I go die never talk, na this gorilla face truck driver to dey talk like donkey

I love 2face so much but my love for him went up to 1000% when he cancelled the protest

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumb as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You want him to go protest for you and get in trouble with the government because of your dumbness

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

Point of correction Institute of management and Technology aka I.M.T not ESUTECH

Hmm