₦airaland Forum

How far with urz edumain? Hp it went fine?

Eeya tohira,costing and taxation was a major pitfall to most of my friendz,all the same its well,i thank GOD for my new qualification AAT!

dnt worry fellas,God is in control,relax@tohirah,we wud meet at d induction venue

13th oct

i hope so @edumain,rily anxious to be an AAT by GOD'S grace!,@tohirah i guess the four stages he wud have to write are foundation,intermediate,pe1 and pe2

roarowolo is it your email we see on ican website for complaints? and p;ease when do we expect the sept 2012 diet to be released?

we have safe,riskfree,wyse associates,choose d one nearest to you

borne ultimatum is worth d hype or deserve more

My President,we know you havent attained d height of expection in our heart also we are not ignorant of the fact that there are visible and invisible forces working tirelessly to see ur government has no significant impact in the lives of your citizens,admist all odds,i want to encourage ur heart,do what u have to do dauntlessly and with an optimistic mindset,never forget to pray for wisdom daily,seek the face of God in anything u do or any policy initiated.Nigeria need strategic planning nw.never relent..GOD GRACE!

is this envangelism of the new age or what?

putting vitalo inside ogbono soup..........lolz!

it depends on the level of interaction and understanding.it also involves getting to know each other personally and not only on social networks.

Many bizarre stories come out of Nigeria these days, but the one that came out of Gusau, Zamfara State this weekend will surely rank as a world-beater.
According to newspaper reports, three women were arraigned before a Higher Shari’a Court in Gusau for allegedly raping a 20 year old man. The man, Abdulrahman Sulaiman, was a Man-O-War volunteer who went to the Women Multi-Purpose Center in Gusau to help organize a preaching session organized by the state’s Ministry of Women and Children’s Affairs for women during the holy month of Ramadan.

According to the police prosecutors three women, Hannatu Ibrahim [23], Wosila Hassan [20] and Rukayya Hassan [21] conspired among themselves and serially raped Abdulrahman until he lost consciousness! How did this happen? The prosecutors said they lured him into a corner of the Women’s Centre, where they “forced” him to have sex with them in turn until poor Abdulrahman fell unconscious. It was said that he was rushed to hospital, where he was resuscitated. The three women have now been remanded in prison custody until Monday next week, when witnesses will be called to the court to testify against them.

I suspect that half of Gusau town will turn up in court on that day to hear the evidence against the three “conspirators.” If the three women and the man in question actually did what they were alleged to have done 1] at a preaching session 2] during the month of Ramadan 3] when the centre was brimming with other women and children, then it will be a new low in religious morality in this part of the world.

The evidence will however be very interesting and it may force this country’s lawyers and jurists to have to rewrite the law on rape. Some years ago, I heard a senior lawyer say on television that the law on rape as it stands today does not envisage a woman raping a man, unless if he is a minor who is seduced by a much older woman. Otherwise, the lawyer said, “a woman cannot really rape a man because it requires his willing cooperation” to effect the act.

It will be interesting to see if the witnesses will say Abdulrahman shouted for help while he was being raped. Or what the three women used to force his cooperation, a gun or a knife, for instance. Anatomically speaking, while a man can successfully rape a woman who is not cooperating but who goes limp at gunpoint, the same can hardly be said of the reverse case. A man who has a gun or a knife pointed at him and goes limp cannot be successfully raped!

My only fear with this story is that many men in Gusau and around this Nigeria will wistfully wish that they were the ones that were raped. Mark you, the three alleged “conspirators” are young women hardly out of teen ages. They will find many willing takers in Gusau and elsewhere in Nigeria without resorting to any force! In fact, if someone were to call for male volunteers to be raped, in this Nigeria, the queues will be longer than the men who lined up at the Hisbah Office in Kano to marry widows and divorcees!

Source: Daily trust.

No doubt GEJ is trying his best but my apprehension is that can he stand up to the imminent and inherent problems or cankerworms eating deep into the Nigerian system?

i go with ogugua

THE CHANGES OR POSSIBILITY OF SURVIVAL WOULD BE SLIM EVEN AFTER THE SURGERY.....THIS IS THE MORE REASON TO THANK GOD 4 MAKING ME WHOLE,HALE AND HEARTY

rily happy i created a thread lyke this,enriched and fortified with professional accounting knowledge thanks ACAs for your contributions,pls u can still keep us abreast with changes in the accounting World,upcoming seminars,workshops etc as this would enable us appreciate the beauty in accounting,thanx

i dont suscribe to the school of thought which say christianity is from yhe heart,christianity is a way of life,what do think God had in mind when he said let your light so shine before men.you CAN NEVER tell someone about God wearing loads of chain on ur neck,tattoo all over,sagging with overflowing trousers,opens ur shirt say to the 4th button with big and dark shady glasses or a woman dressed with open cleavage,mini skirts,painting all over.....if you were the one to be preached to what would you think? your dressings matters A LOT as a christian.When God enters a man he changes everything about him of which dressing is inclusive

Are u serious? Make sense i tink AAT ACA are beta recognizd than those who exemptd it 4 p.e stages

The National Emergency
Management Agency on
Wednesday debunked
reports of a bomb blast in
the National Youth
Service Corps orientation
camp in Bauchi.
NEMA spokesman, Yushau
Shuaibu, said in an SMS
that the reported killing
of over 50 corps members
in a blast were untrue.
“NEMA wishes to inform
the public that there
wasn’t any explosion in
Bauchi today as has been
speculated,” he said.

I jst hope MTN and its Management team are viewing or have viewed this topic.MTN needs rebranding and strategic market penetration to get bck its customers well,even while calling,it is ALWAYS breaking or cracking,wake up MTN!

7 years after crash in Lisa:
BELLVIEW WAS BOMBED–
Red Cross Chief
.....A top official of the Red
Cross, Professor Charles Ohiku, made the startling
revelation in an exclusive interview with Sunday
Sun in Lagos. Prof Ohiku, who led the Red Cross
rescue team at the crash scene, said that unlike the
recent Dana plane crash, no human skull was found at the scene of the
Bellview crash because it
was blown up.
“I headed the rescue team at the Bellview plane crash site at Lisa, Ogun
State. That plane was
blown. That is why the probe report can never come out till tomorrow.
“That plane didn’t just drop from the sky. By the
time we got there the
following morning, we could not find even one
human head
He continued: “Why have they not released the
black box findings? They will not do so even till tomorrow. And you all know the personalities in
that plane. One of them was Waziri Mohammed,
chairman of the Nigerian
Railway Corporation (NRC)
then. Majority of the people on that
plane came from Ota
Farm to board the plane.They came from Ota Farm to Lagos to board that
plane at Ikeja Airport, and the plane landed at Lisa,Ogun State, imagine that. ..........
CAN SOMEBODY TELL US WHY IT TOOK THIS MAN 7YEARS TO SPEAK? ??

U guys rily need to check out ENUGU,Sullivan rocks..

I think WILDOR rocks...

You saw a laptop worth 97k,since you dont have enough money u borrowed 50k from your mum and 50k from ur dad totaling 100k,the laptop is 97k so u have 3k left,you refunded 1k to ur dad and 1k to ur mum and u have 1k left with u.so u're owing each 49k.(49k+49k=98k,+1k with u=99k),whr is d missing 1k? Let's play..

Ha! i jst hope my loved ones are safe,sumtimes i wonder do we rily have a leader in this country? with this incessant,unending and continous bombings?what is the essence of Govt if internal security,peace and harmony cannot be maintained and sustained....pls pray 4 Nigeria

A naija lady dat married a
chinese guy were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
marriage. But after
3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,but she was just
shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it! , And so
on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting,now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!!
Nawa
oo!!!

A naija lady dat married a
chinese guy were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
marriage. But after
3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,but she was just
shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it! , And so
on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting,now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!!
Nawa
oo!!!

booqee: what are u talking, mister maximus??

Zero said to eight "nice belt"

the logic of d yoke is dis: zero and eight are both d same in 'looks', eight just used a 'belt' to tighten his middle. You getttt?!

ok o though that wasnt what i was thinking...

thank for depositing such wealth of knowledge,buh is it wat is learned in lecture is actually what is practised?

so madam booqee,watz ur final answer