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Art, Graphics & VideoI Want To Teach 10 People How To Design And Print Business Cards For FREE. by Maximus85(op): 7:08pm On Jul 02, 2018
I'm not rich yet but I need to carry some people along. I'm Jimmyfix Designs. I've made a name for myself which I proud of.

You shouldn't be broke all the time.

Even if you don't know how to use a computer to design anything.... You can still design and Print business cards and make some money.

Please, it's not enough to rely on but it's a side source of income.

Don't drop numbers yet. Let me create a Whatsapp group, I will drop the link, you can then come on board. If you know you have a friend who needs an extra source of income, pls inform them.

See you in a beat.


Kindly click on my signature and follow me on Instagram.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2018
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 5:18pm On Jul 02, 2018
It's been a while.

Let me share some of my latest work.

LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie At Chatham House London, Delivered Keynote Address (Pics) by Maximus85(m): 9:44pm On Jun 30, 2018
Eagba:
one can still detect your dumb cynicism in your question
LOL... I remember you. Things like you don't deserve a response. Ode
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie At Chatham House London, Delivered Keynote Address (Pics) by Maximus85(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2018
[quote author= post=68952907]Beautiful Ngozi,
Always making us PROUD.
Ride on girl.
Hugs.
[/quote]Is she married pls?
Can she be married pls?
Will she ever get married pls?
How old is she please?
Nairaland GeneralTanker Explosion: TVC Report Is A Lie. Don't Ever Trust The News. by Maximus85(op): 6:25pm On Jun 29, 2018
TVC reported that the fuel laden truck was parked beside the road, then a danfo bus failed break and collided with the parked fuel truck.

Well from live report from the site..... The fuel truck failed break. Dead truck. Irresponsible government. Blood sucking oil companies and agents.

Check the link for what actually happened.

https://www.nairaland.com/4589810/dashcam-footage-otedola-bridge-tanker
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess Slays In Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfits by Maximus85(m): 6:17pm On Jun 29, 2018
overambitious:
Dailytatafo.com

Instagram celeb, Roman Goddess who is popular for showing flaunting her body took to her Instagram page to flaunt eye-popping boobs.


Though Roman Goddess is now married to her Dubai-based lover she’s not still slowing down in flaunting her body.

Roman Goddess who runs a liquor store in Lagos put her massive cleavage on display for her numerous followers on social media.

The instagram celeb who claimed people where using her name and picture to defraud people cried out

“I don’t have a Facebook account.”

Responding to a fan, Roman Goddess said,

“Many of these scammers are taking advantage of my big b**bs and sexy curves to defraud people. I am only on Instagram and my followers know my real account.”


http://dailytatafo.com/roman-goddess-flaunts-her-intimidating-boobs-in-new-photos/
Seun. This madness must stop. What is the moral to learn in this rubbish that's always making front page?
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin Writes President Buhari An Open Letter by Maximus85(m): 5:23pm On Jun 29, 2018
kidap:
Nollywood Actress, Lizzy Anjorin took to her Instagram page to send an open letter to the President Of Nigeria,Muhammadu Buhari  over the killing happening.

Read the letter below..





http://news.nollyzone.com/an-open-letter-to-president-muhammadu-buhari-from-actress-lizzy-anjorin/
Intelligent people talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they just have to say something. Shikenah!
TravelRe: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by Maximus85(m): 10:02pm On Jun 28, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Nawa oo

God has always kept and protected me and my family. We are supernaturally excused from sudden and calculated disasters. Glory be to his name forever Amen!!

If he's good to you and your family too, identify by punching the like button
So your useless god is partial abi? He protects some and allow others to suffer. Get sense sir. Use sense.
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by Maximus85(m): 10:59am On Jun 28, 2018
adadike:
I can see his real wife in d picture, she is not happy at all. the real wife be like ' see dis mama ( agadi ekwenka), u no wan die, u wan share preek with me ba? OK now, we go see who go laff last!'.
I think say na only me see am ooo
CelebritiesRe: Gifty Powers: If You Don't Like My Nude Photo, Break Your Phone by Maximus85(m): 6:03pm On Jun 26, 2018
made4naijamusic:
Over the weekend, Gifty attempted to break the internet with her naked bedroom photo which she shared on her IG page. Righteous Nigerians blasted her for posting such a photo online. She has now replied her crucifiers. Read her reply below

''Yes. You Are Entitled To Your Say, But The Question Is "How Psychologically Normal Are You In Terms Of Understanding Your Own Life".. PS: I f***ing please myself and no one else. You don't pay my bills, so take what you see. You don't like? Kindly Break your phone.
PIZA!!!!!..
#God
#Alisha?
#ThisIsAmerica??''


source : https://www.made4naija.com/2018/06/gifty-powers-blast-nigerians-criticizing-her-for-sharing-unclad-bedroom-photo/
And na pesin born dis one! O ma shey ooo.

This is a mental illness ooo. When you have no sound motive behind your actions.... You're mad.
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Steps Out In Braless See-Through Top by Maximus85(m): 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2018
NaijaCelebrity:
Former BBNaija Housemate, Bambam steps out with a bra.

The upcoming actress, Bambam steps out braless as she visited TVC for an interview.

See more braless photos of Bambam...



http://news.nollyzone.com/bbnaija-bambam-steps-out-without-bra/
When you see cloths designed by the devil, you will know. Olosho xtra
CelebritiesRe: "Fence Your Pool" - Fans Tell Timaya Following The Sad Occurrence Of Dbanj's Son by Maximus85(m): 11:52pm On Jun 25, 2018
GistMore:
GistMore.com

Following the sad occurrence of Dbanj's beloved son, fans have bring the notice of dancell singer Timaya to fence his swimming pool of his mansion.

See photos of Timaya's swimming pool with Fench...

GIST BY GISTMORE :: http://www.gistmore.com/fence-pool-fans-tell-timaya-following-sad-occurrence-dbanjs-son

Cc; Lalasticlala
I see Mr Okoye Rampage. If you know you know.
CelebritiesRe: Death: D'banj Son, Daniel D' Third's Throwback Photos by Maximus85(m): 7:24am On Jun 25, 2018
lalasticlala:
D'banj has reacted to the shocking news of the death of his cute son, Daniel Oyebanjo 'Daniel D' Third', who reportedly died in swimming pool.

The superstar singer shared a blank photo and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/BkbBs1UB54i/?hl=en

His fans have stormed his instagram page to condole with him.

Here are some throwback pictures of D'banj's son, Daniel D' Third.
Everybody in that house should pay with their lives. What were they doing that a year old boy was playing round the pool? I don't need any explanation. God punish all of them. Mad people. They killed that innocent child.
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 7:19am On Jun 25, 2018
Uzoezeamugo:
They mean something in Igbo. The former means the way he becomes angry and the latter means the the way the dispute (angry) was separated or solved.
Lobatan
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 12:00am On Jun 25, 2018
Maximus85:
Kosewe and Kosegbo
Wow! 117 likes. First time ever.

If I've made your day this evening pls check out my signature.

Thanks.
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 11:55pm On Jun 24, 2018
MGeey:
Please I'm curious at the fact that you had 116 likes for it and I don't understand Igbo. Please what's the meaning?
LOL. It's not Igbo. It's Yoruba. It means No Leaves, No Herbs.
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 10:10pm On Jun 24, 2018
JupiterGeekVII:
Yes. smiley
Marry me then. I will make you laff until you're,,, 147
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 9:56pm On Jun 24, 2018
JupiterGeekVII:
You're very funny, lol.
Really?
FamilyRe: Names For Twin Girls by Maximus85(m): 9:03pm On Jun 24, 2018
thatigboman:
Hello everyone, my wife gave birth to beautiful twin baby girls last week.
I'm in a fix. Please help out. What are igbo names for twin girls as I can't think of any.
Equally suggest english names for them.
Will update you all later.

Thank you.

Mods, kindly move the post to the permanent site for wider reach. Thank you.
Kosewe and Kosegbo
CelebritiesRe: Mamuzee Twins' Wives, Mary And Martha (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 7:59pm On Jun 23, 2018
teddynaijaboy:
Many people were left stunned yesterday after veteran Nigerian musician Daddy Showkey called out musical twin, Mamuzee for neglecting their mother for 17 years.

The very angry Daddy Showkey took to social media to call out singing duo, Mamuzee twins, for neglecting their mum until she died recently at Igando General Hospital in Lagos only for them to rush to social media to mourn her.

Daddy Showkey's allegation was recently backed by the sister of the twin, Augusta who is also the last child of the family.

Augusta, who was present during the old woman’s final hour, told Saturday Beats that their mother’s death was caused by the singing twins.

Augusta didn't stop at that as she also claimed the wives of the Mamuzee twin were also at fault for the neglect. She was quoted saying;

Tony and Andrew killed our mother. It is Mary and Martha that are doing this to them. All is not well, I saw what they posted on Instagram about our mother’s death. They do not even have her recent picture except the one I sent when our mother was in a coma.

The picture that they are posting online is the one my mother took after we just returned from Ghana in 1985.

Little is known till date about the wives of the Mamuzee twin. The two identical men got married to identical twin ladies named Mary and Martha.

The story behind the choice of their wives too is intriguing, as they said they made up their minds to get married to twins while in the secondary school. Andre said;

“When we were quite younger, we used to date different girls. Can you imagine, you are in the room with a girl and she is looking at you askance, asking if you are sure you are Akpos or Andos? It was crazy.

“Later, we actually wanted to get married to one girl, but it didn't work out and we then opted for twins. That is the fun of it, and in our house, there is no sadness.

Two sisters from the same house, there is no quarrel, no problem. We are both expectant fathers and we pray that when the children come, they will not be asking who their father is between us.”

See photos of the Mamuzee wives below;

Source: https://lailasnews.com/see-photos-of-mamuzee-twin-wives-accused-of-misleading-the-singers/
Who are they?
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Wounds On Her Bum & Boobs From Matin Obinka Maruche by Maximus85(m): 6:36pm On Jun 22, 2018
made4naijamusic:
Cossy Orjiakor shows off injuries she sustained on her body after she was attacked by her neighbor






Watch video:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkVP-pSnGoH/
Opportunity to practice oloshoism
RomanceRe: Opinion: Every Lady Is Looking For Every Opportunity To Roam The Streets Naked. by Maximus85(op): 12:48am On Jun 21, 2018
austyn0:
If by 2050 we are still putting on wears,, know that life was paused..
2050 is too long bro.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Every Lady Is Looking For Every Opportunity To Roam The Streets Naked. by Maximus85(op): 7:37pm On Jun 20, 2018
henro4niger:
I saw one woman today, Chai, fresh chubby laps cheesy I was just looking as the breeze was helping my ministry grin. She's not young though and she knows the cloth she's wearing is skimpy and she ain't wearing something long inside. I just weak. I boldly wrote "viewers discretion is advised" inside our gate because once you leave your house with church mind into lagos street, those ladies will change am for you
Aren't dey wearing it inside the church?
RomanceRe: Opinion: Every Lady Is Looking For Every Opportunity To Roam The Streets Naked. by Maximus85(op): 5:22pm On Jun 20, 2018
HsLBroker:
nice topic
But it's not popular. Even Seun won't allow it go FP
RomanceOpinion: Every Lady Is Looking For Every Opportunity To Roam The Streets Naked. by Maximus85(op): 12:13pm On Jun 20, 2018
Morals. That's a virtue that is about to be faced out of our society.

What I want to understand is the motive behind the naked fashion we see in our society today. Every woman now see no wrong in exposing their bodies. The most painful part is all the old women joining the insanity.

What I'm saying is not popular, so, you guys might see it as irrelevant.

Back then, who goes out when your pant or shirt is torn? But today, cloths are made already torn and people buy and wear - both male and female.

What in the name of God is ripped Jean, crazy Jean, off shoulder, off back etc.... Mothers now dress their baby girls with these crazy wears. Are we running mad or something? What has changed?

Back then in Unilag, you can't wear a sleeveless top into their library, why? So, it won't distract others abi? But now you can roam the streets with your breasts all in display.

Some parents watch their children dress this way. If you're one of such, you're a failure. The oyinbo that brought homosexuality to us, they have brought many other madness as well. But should we accept all these trash?

Ladies used to wear breast tubes. Where are the breast tubes today? They disappeared since Satan because a fashion designer.

Just ask yourself the motive behind how you dress.

I'm tired. Mods, please let's talk about this. In the next 20years, we might be walking the streets stark naked oooo.

See all these useless yeyebrities who are supposed to be role models to the younger ones. See what they wear. See Tiwa Savage for instance. There's only one celebrity that I have never seen her cleavage in Nigeria. Toyo Baby (Jenefa's Diary)
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Maximus85(m): 11:54am On Jun 20, 2018
zicoraads:
Let's try and keep it civil, shall we?!

That said, I'll tell you my reasoning. I totally agree that relationships should never be a financial avenue for anyone, man or woman. I also agree that the only woman agree to form that level of class should be a financially independent woman.

Since we have agreed on the above, I'll like to ask you some few questions.

I think we can also agree that a lady like Linda Ikeji falls into that category. Now if, for instance, you ask her out and she agrees to date you, do you think because she is financially independent, she wouldn't want diamond necklaces, wrist watches, original designer shoes and bags as gifts? Or won't you surprise her by taking her to the best restaurants in town, or even a getaway weekend at a good and expensive hotel or even to other places abroad?

I'll love you to answer the questions above.

Getting her those things won't change the fact that she is financially independent.

But how about when you date the lady in your street? Will she want all of that? Of course not! Of course yes and those are the annoying ones, the gold diggers demanding for things their father's and forefathers can't afford.

So why ask a "Linda Ikeji" out? Instead of asking that lady in your street out. Which one do you think will be more financially draining on you? The answer you have is the reason why this thread was created.
I can ask Linda out if she fits my specs. If she can't cope with a man she's richer than, she won't accept.
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Maximus85(m): 11:47am On Jun 20, 2018
She chop my money... When I'm in needed. Ooooh she's a trifling friend indeed.... Ooooohhh she's a gold digger way outta time and she dig on me.

LYRICS
She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger
Way over town, that digs on me
Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm
She said: "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm
Far as girls, you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm."
But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen her?
My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
And I gotta take all they bad asses to ShowBiz?
Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din' and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl, then you better be paid
You know why? It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend said she used to Bleep with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her
Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with your money
Shoulda got that insured, Geico for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
‘Cause when she leave yo' ass, she gon' leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!
Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So stick by his side
I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
And when you get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl
Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
Let me hear that back
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Maximus85(m): 11:43am On Jun 20, 2018
geezyk:
But seriously speaking, you're not making sense here, the guy you used as a reference point explicitly told the girl that he sees a future with her after they are thru with studies which she jumped to accept, without knowing she had her own ulterior motive, she should have known that he's the modest type and he has little to live by.

You made a point about a classy lady not following me to a buka to eat, fine!! why would she accept to date me in the first place when she knows I'm really not her taste and can't afford to pay her bills, (because she's a gold digger) does that make sense? if you wanna date someone, date a person who sees the potential in you and knows your ambitions. but then a classy woman won't go for an "I neva chop boy"
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Maximus85(m): 11:41am On Jun 20, 2018
IamD18:
Zicoraads, I just don't want to believe that this writeup came from you. embarassed Even a demented and dimwitted slowpoke cannot stoop so low to scribble such rubbish.

>Relationship shouldn't be a financial means of a woman. It's should be relationship, not a job for a lady.

>The only set of ladies allowed to form class should be a lady who is rich and can afford her needs without depending on any man, which means classy ladies are not suppose to depend on men because they are rich and can fend for themselves.

Simply put: Hungry ladies who asks men for money in a bid to form classy are nothing but riffraffs and poor ladies.

Question is; Why should a poor lady live a level of life she can't maintain without depending on a man?
It shall be well with you. Your parents will reap the sweetness of their labor. You will live a long time on earth. You will see your children's children.

Tell all these gold diggers for us ooo
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Gambling With Ceeza Milli? See Wards Of Dollar Cash On Table by Maximus85(m): 11:49pm On Jun 19, 2018
Gistformant:
GistMore.com

Mavin first lady and singer Tiwa Savage egaged in playing gamble with Starboy signed artiste, Ceeza Mili. See the huge amount of money on the table both left and right all in dollars.

Gist from Gistmore :: http://www.gistmore.com/tiwa-savage-pictured-gambling-see-wards-dollar-cash-table
All for the gram

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