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CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:53pm On May 12, 2018
HazzanTazzan:
But wizkid, davido, Messi, can have tattoo...
Irresponsible bunch of individuals.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:51pm On May 12, 2018
obonujoker:
So this men aren't decent...

Lionel Messi
Neymar
Johnny depp
Brad Pitt
Angelina jolie
Lil Wayne
50 cents and many more??
Are these role models? Morally speaking.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:50pm On May 12, 2018
obonujoker:
You said responsible don't do tats... and I asked if Messi or brad Pitt or johnny depp aren't responsible??

I know what the bible says, and I ain't speaking from its perspective....
So, you know it's against what the Bible says, yet you're supporting it?
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:49pm On May 12, 2018
HazzanTazzan:
Lol... when they see how clean I look with my tats, my hairstyle and beard, they can only beg me for money and not manhandle me...

That's how they treat people like wizkid, davido and tekno
LOL. In your dreams.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:48pm On May 12, 2018
obonujoker:
So this men aren't decent...

Lionel Messi
Neymar
Johnny depp
Brad Pitt
Angelina jolie
Lil Wayne
50 cents and many more??
If you draw a tattoo, you're indecent you're irresponsible and most of all a criminal in the sight of the most high.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:45pm On May 12, 2018
HazzanTazzan:
You're either a slowpoke or a village boy...

So it's a crime to have tats?
It's a crime to have beards?
Is a crime to make the hairstyle you love ?
You're the village boy sir

With beards, tattoos and stupid hairstyle, SARS will arrest you a million times before they look at a clean guy once.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:41pm On May 12, 2018
obonujoker:
So people like Messi, neymar etc aren't responsible??
You need to tell us what you understand being responsible.

Cristiano Ronaldo has no tattoo on him.

He's responsible to himself, to his family, to his children and to the society. Do you even know what the Bible say about tattoos?
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:36pm On May 12, 2018
obonujoker:
So men like 50cents, Lil Wayne could be termed yahoo boys??
And 50cent and lil Wayne are the type of people you want your children to become in future?

Nobody who is sane and responsible would ink their body.
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Accuse Man Of Being A Yahoo Boy In Rivers, Beat Him, Collect 150k by Maximus85(m): 3:10pm On May 12, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
A Nigerian man,Itemuagbor,who lives in Port Harcourt took to Facebook to share the story of how he was beaten by SARS in Port Harcourt.According to him,they collected 150k from him and accused him of being a Yahoo boy.Below is what he wrote...

'Scars and bruises I received from the hands of SARS once again. second time since this year!

I am the hardest worker in the room. my weeks are dominated by 18-20hours work days. that's how I have gotten this far in life.

I studied Plant Science in school.
realized the knowledge I was getting from studying plants wouldn't be enough to build the life I want for me and my family.

I took up computer programming. entirely Self Thought
I have learned and mastered Multiple programming languages to the point where I am officially one of the most sought-after Computer Programmers in Nigeria.

I WORK VERY HARD.
To have to endure this much torture on a monthly bases from the hands of those who have been charged with securing our lives is just sad. Am fed up with Nigeria.

I have Reported this incidence to The Nigeria Police Multiple times nothing has ever been done.

This particular incidence has been tabled with Public Complaint Rapid Response Unit  - PCRRU, Nigeria Police Force,  and all I get is silence. nothing can be done.

You are a young man you drive a car and stay in Port Harcourt. you must be guilty of some crime. that is their justification for beating me up.

"Admit you are a yahoo boy and write it down here else I go continue"

Those are the words he repeated continuously as he raised his hands and landed multiple blows on my body.

at the end of the day, they took 150k  from me. and asked me to write that i offered them a bribe to facilitate my release.  all this happened in under 3hours on Sunday.

Very sad and depressed.
A country of animals and illiterates'.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/sars-officials-beat-man-in.html?m=1
That is a tattoo on your body sir.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Free Logo Design For 20 Nairalanders by Maximus85(m): 9:40am On May 12, 2018
Offpoint:
Thanks, but I'm not amateur logo designer... had years of experience... I know my aim... a goods of 10k is not of the same quality with 50k... you understand that.

that's how he attacked people on graphics section, that's not is first. I hate it when people feel like the know all, life is a process of learning everyday. I'm not the best, I both from professionals and amateurs... that's how one gathers wisdom
Ok
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Free Logo Design For 20 Nairalanders by Maximus85(m): 8:35pm On May 11, 2018
Offpoint:
You should learn to know the difference between 3D and 2D logos, you should learn to know the different simple and modern logo designing before you downgrade someone else's work. these logos are designed for free.

Piece of advice to you, if you want to promote your work is not by bad mouthing others. that's terrible for your business.
He might have said it in a bad way but you should up your game sir. These are not good. They shouldn't even be called logo. But I can see your passion. You can learn. First quit photoshop. Move to Corel or illustrator. You will get there. Watch design videos on YouTube.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Give Me A Sharper Version Of Same Logo ? Name Your Price Here by Maximus85(m): 1:58am On May 08, 2018
ARMOREDwire:
Hello diligent graphic designers

I need a very sharp and clearer version of this same logo in png format.

If you are the man for this gig, pls identify cos its urgent.
For more info about me and what i do visit
www.faradng.com
Kindly go on Instagram.com/official_jimmyfix follow me and send me a DM.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday By Giving Land To A Church by Maximus85(m): 10:14am On May 06, 2018
TheCongo2:
Bro.
Do you know that the pharisees thought that the thief on the cross with Jesus went straight to hell?
But Jesus told that thief "Today, you will be with me in Paradise"
So, we have to be very cautious with the way with perceive other people relationship with God.
I can't be deceived. By their fruit, you shall know them. Can someone expose her boobs in public, disrespect her husband, encourages others to dress like oloshos, come in public to stumble others by talking about sexual immorality and still claim to be born again and you're here talking about a thief besides Jesus? Let me school you. There were two criminals beside Jesus, only one repented and Jesus promised him paradise.

Get your fact right.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday By Giving Land To A Church by Maximus85(m): 8:33pm On May 05, 2018
TheCongo2:
Matthew 21:31
Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you.
True, but that is if they repent and change their ways.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday By Giving Land To A Church by Maximus85(m): 12:40am On May 05, 2018
Tessyama1:
To celebrate her 33rd birthday on June 9th, controversial Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh has revealed she's be giving out lots of gifts.

According to her, she'd love to give a landed property to a Bible believing church, she'd give out lots of cash, gadgets and exciting goodies to her fans.

She wrote; "KING TONTO
(I would really love to give the landed property to a bible believing church)
#JUNE 9th #Small girl with a big God"

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/05/see-how-tonto-dikeh-is-planning-to-celebrate-her-birthday.html
Born again ashawo. Breast revealing LovePeddler.
Christianity EtcRe: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by Maximus85(m): 12:34am On May 05, 2018
mrkunlex:
The wife of Mount Zion President and co-founder of Mount Zion Faith Ministries, Gloria Bamiloye, has given her opinion on one of the most controversial topics in Christendom – The issue on whether Christain women should wear trousers or not.
According to the Evangelist Gloria Bamiloye, wearing of trousers cannot actually be considered wrong, but as a believer, it might not be portraying the woman in the right way to unbelievers.
Gloria Bamiloye writes:




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=844791235729262&id=100005951793546&refid=17

http://kunlexwap.ga/gloria-bamiloye-reveals-why-christian-women-should-not-wear-trousers.html
Jesus wore gown. Back then there was nothing like trousers. In Scotland, the men wears skirts. In Nigeria, some men tie wrapper. God made the same gown for Adam and Eve.

Are you saying it's morally OK when our women want to climb bikes and others see their underwear? Or when they want to cross high culverts?

If you want to talk about the kinds of trousers, then I can agree that women wearing skin tight trousers that reveals their shape are to make adjustments.

Madam Pastor, do you know that even stupid men are abusing trousers? They wear extreme tight trousers which is not only annoying to see but It also kills their sperm cells. You can imagine a full grown man putting his tight trousers below his waist, the caller it sagging. Sagging at what age.... You see them wearing torn trousers, both male and female.

Bottomline, everything should be done in moderation. Whatever we do must bring honor to God.

My wife will wear it, in fact I will buy her load of bumshorts for her to scatter my brain for me inside my house.
RomanceRe: Man Grabs Lady's Chest, Reveals To Continue Sleeping With Different Women. Photo by Maximus85(m): 12:19am On May 05, 2018
CastedDude:
A young man has decided to put himself in the spotlight after revealing 'plans for his future'. According to the guy who hails from Benin city, Edo state capital and claims to a rich kid - he will continue to sleep around with different women until he falls in love with that special/lucky girl.

The young man took to Facebook to share a picture of him grabbing a lady's b00bs.

Rather than receive praises from online users after the ''revelation'', the guy was roasted and heavily criticized on Facebook. See reactions below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/man-criticized-after-saying-he-will-continue-to-sleep-with-differnt-women.html
I'm not sorry to say, many (not all) ladies with big boobs are very naive and stupid. No brain. If you think I'm wrong. Check all the big boobs girls you know around. See the internet. They have nothing else to show than the useless big ballons.
RomanceRe: My fiancée is cheating again by Maximus85(m): 12:15am On May 05, 2018
antidisestablis:
Hello guys, I hope you are doing good, also i want to appreciate everyone that contributed to my last thread I created last year. https://www.nairaland.com/3803311/dont-trust-anymore

Pls read through the thread .
It is true saying when people say, 'a cheat is always a cheat' . After the last incidence everything returns to normal for us but early this year God reveal to me in a dream that my fiancee got impregnated by another man. This awakens my me and I decide to check what she is up to of a recent because our introduction is slated for this month.

To cut the long story short I discovered she has been cheating again with her ex not with the same guy of last year . They have met in the city where I reside now many times according to the recorded conversation between them. Though she told the guy she has chosen to marry me, she still professes her love to him ,also she calls the guy several times at times she spent over 20 minutes, I also discovered she hides her number when doing so. The guy was trying to win her over because he knew she is a relationship with me.

Also I discovered she saved the name of the guy she was caught with , with another name and she spoke with him recently.

I regretted for not dumping her last year, but I know God still loves me that is the reason he is revealing all these to me before we tie the knot.

My sis who has been making some preparation for our intro when I told her all my findings, she was heartbroken and devastated she said that was the least thing she expected from her, she said I should have told her when the last incidence happened.

I have not confronted her again with her all her escapades yet, I want to seek advice what's the best approach break up with her because I have made up mind to end everything between us. God bless you all
A woman that cheats is capable of killing you. So you caught her once and you still continue? It's like you can't wait to die abi? You've been foolish. Foolishness means you have facts bit you chose not to act on them.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys A Porsche For Chioma, His Girlfriend, As Her Birthday Gift (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 1:35am On May 01, 2018
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Testing A Microphone At The Commonwealth Meeting (Video) by Maximus85(m): 6:35pm On Apr 27, 2018
queensera:
This is a hilarious video of the President of Nigeria "Muhammadu Buhari" testing the microphone given to him by Slapping it before using at the Commonwealth Meeting.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5pW9GpTRN8

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/hilarious-moment-buhari-slaps.html
E think say na naija hin dey, wey nothing dey work.
CelebritiesRe: Loved Up Photos Of Davido And Chioma by Maximus85(m): 6:29pm On Apr 27, 2018
Praizeupdates:
Adorable photos of Davido and his girlfriend chioma together.



Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/see-this-loveup-photos-of-davido-and-chioma-together/
What is adorable in this dirty looking nigga with irritating tattoos?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: "I Would Have Been Part Of Fulani Herdsmen If I Didn't Go To School" by Maximus85(m): 6:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
BusinessRe: Grow Up To 1000 Real Targeted Nigerian Followers On Instagram In 30days. by Maximus85(op): 10:56pm On Apr 21, 2018
littlewonders:
Oya! Clap for yourself. All this English for common 1k.

Buzz me I will teach you the work for only a token. I'll even give you IG names to confirm. I don't hearsay. I do seesay.
Yes, for common 1k sir. Don't be pained. The trick is going out cheap. Game over.
BusinessRe: Grow Up To 1000 Real Targeted Nigerian Followers On Instagram In 30days. by Maximus85(op): 10:32pm On Apr 21, 2018
BONUS: You will get my importation book FREE.
BusinessGrow Up To 1000 Real Targeted Nigerian Followers On Instagram In 30days. by Maximus85(op): 10:31pm On Apr 21, 2018
If you are a seller or provider of services, Instagram is the best bet to get your customers.

There are lot of people who sell followers on Instagram. They sell fake followers. I have a trick that will allow you pick the kinds of followers you want on Instagram. Those followers that will eventually buy from you.

When some information marketers say they have a secret that many people don't want others to know, I used to feel they are about to deceive people. But when this seasoned online marketer sold this secret to me, it was then I understood.

See, I'm not trying to sweet-talk you. Somebody said we are lazy. If you agree you're lazy, that's your problem. We are going to do all that is legally necessary to make ends meet.

So if you're a makeup Artist, a service provider, human hair seller, courier service etc, let's go on Instagram and pick our customers by ourselves.

It is how many times you can repeat this trick that will determine how much real followers you get.

It's just N1,000. If you try the trick and it doesn't work, you will get your money back. I have a name to protect abeg. I can't sell lies.

Note: if you know your Instagram page has nothing interesting that people would want to follow you, pls don't bother contacting me. This is to show you this is real. Have you seen an IG page with just 2 posts but with 5000 followers? Those followers are fake. No serious minded person will follow a business IG page with just 2 posts.

So, make sure your IG page is sellable, then my trick will work like miracle.

All you need is directions and an android app you must download. Note the app is not for generating followers oooo. It is to unfollow those who have refused to follow you, then you repeat the trick again.

If you are interested, drop a message and your IG handle. I will go check your page before any further discussion.


Oya.
CelebritiesRe: ‘My Body Be Speaking In Tongues’ – Tonto Dikeh Praises Plastic Surgeon by Maximus85(m): 6:32pm On Apr 21, 2018
PoliticsRe: ”Lazy Nigerian Youth” T-Shirts And Cap (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
This should show the president that Nigerian youths are creative. While Nigerians are still countering and criticizing the statement made by President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday who accused youths of loving freebies above working hard, one 'lazy Nigerian youth'' has decided to turn the controversial statement into a profitable business by printing T-shirts and caps with the caption: “Lazy Nigerian youths”.

Other ''lazy Nigerian youths'' are now making their orders too to encourage one of them who is very ''lazy''.

President Buhari during a business conference in London, was quoted to have said that the youths “do nothing” and want everything for “free” in the oil-rich country.

“A lot of them (Nigerian youths) haven’t been to school and they are claiming, you know, that Nigeria has been an oil-producing country therefore they should sit and do nothing and get housing, health care, education, free,” Buhari allegedly said.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lazy-nigerian-youth-turns-buharis-statement-into-business-photos.html
I've been waiting for this.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Need A Someone To Design Company Logo Now by Maximus85(m): 7:22pm On Apr 18, 2018
Ayhomes:
Hi everyone, I need someone to design company logo for me this night, I will provide my company colors and name. Call or whatsapp me now for other discussions +2349066815852
You need a logo done in how many hours?
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Headquarters Church Building Lagos, Set To Be Commissioned (Pictures by Maximus85(m): 5:20pm On Apr 18, 2018
OhMyG0d:
Officially, this edifice is getting commissioned on 24th, April 2018. Attendance is STRICTLY by invitation.
Let me state that the Roofing sheets used is the first of its kind in Africa. Also, the windows are electronically opened and closed (right from the technical control room).
The construction had taken over 10 years and it had gulped over 5 Billion naira till date. Note that, these monies comes from the purse of the members of the church.


Main Church Building.
And if the trumpet sounds tomorrow? Common sense.
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Headquarters Church Building Lagos, Set To Be Commissioned (Pictures by Maximus85(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18, 2018
OhMyG0d:
Officially, this edifice is getting commissioned on 24th, April 2018. Attendance is STRICTLY by invitation.
Let me state that the Roofing sheets used is the first of its kind in Africa. Also, the windows are electronically opened and closed (right from the technical control room).
The construction had taken over 10 years and it had gulped over 5 Billion naira till date. Note that, these monies comes from the purse of the members of the church.


And if the trumpet sounds tomorrow? Common sense.

Main Church Building.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele Gives Money To 4 Boys Arrested For Begging Near His Church by Maximus85(m): 9:50pm On Apr 17, 2018
Angelanest:
These 4 young guys were shocked following the unexpected favor they received after they were arrested for begging near a church in Lagos. According to reports, the boys came all the way from Ibadan to Lagos to seek for jobs, unfortunately they could not get a job and they decided to start begging from passersby.

On Sunday morning, they came to INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church to beg for money to feed themselves from the members. The church members later raised an alarm because they thought the boys were thieves as they were arrested and taken to the nearest police Station.

But when the church leader, Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele heard what happened to these guys, he asked that the arrested boys be released and brought to his service immediately where he blessed them with cash and other goodies.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/primate-babatunde-elijah-ayodele-blesses-boys-arrested-for-begging-in-lagos.html
What your left hand is doing, don't let the right know. That was what Jesus said.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by Maximus85(m): 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2018
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ITbomb:
In the name of Christianity

Start from 2:40 mins

Summary
According to Malachi, when you don't pay tithe, you are robbing God, that makes you a thief

People who don't pay tithes are thieves and thieves will not enter heaven
Olodo.

12 tribes.
God gave lands to 11.
The 12th Levites got nothing but an assignment. To cater for God's temple and the surroundings.

God commanded the other 11tribes to pay 10th of their produce, (Note, not money) to the Levites, ONCE A YEAR. NOT EVERY MONTH. Only Levites were ordained by God to receive tithe. Your pastor is not a Levite, he's a thief.

Now, what do levites do with all the tithes they collect? They don't work, so they feed themselves and family, cater for the widows and orphans. But before this, they take 10% of what they collected and give to the priests inside the tabernacle for sacrifices to God. Now, these priests became corrupt, they sell these 10% given to them and that is why there was shortage of sacrificial materials in the temple. So God was talking to those thiefing priests in Malachi, not you. You're Christians meaning you are following Christ. If Christ and his disciples never paid tithe, why should one thief force you to pay? Why the threat?

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