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realjoker:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/business/telecom-operators-demand-100-increase-in-call-data-tariffs/211949.html

If they can't cope they should go to hell. If they can't help us solve our problems, they should not add to it.

There are hundreds of foreign telecommunication companies that want to enter into Nigeria. They will generate their own clean electricity and won't be wenching like these useless telocos presently in Nigeria.

PHC1stBorn:
Don't mind that guy. I can attest to all u said. The first day I saw one our high ranking professor who happened to be a member of Uniport senate committee came in the company of others preaching from house to house within our community in Rumuigbo, I couldn't believed my eyes initially until they reached my own house. Here was a man who despite all his wealth and achievement in life still go about in the rain preaching. A feat I believe no General Overseers or self acclaimed men of god can ever do. My respect to Jehovah's witness was quadrupled

We humbly submit ourselves to Jehovah.

WotzupNG:
Below are pictures of a lady brought to Apostle Johnson Suleman for deliverance.

The ailment she’s suffering from is not mentioned but sachets of the drugs she has used so far can be seen on the floor.

https://www.wotzup.ng/apostle-johnson-suleman-woman-drugs/

Lawd Cheeeeeesus! What is this? So this woman was sick and she's been keeping all the used sachets of her drugs? Haba.... This pastor must think we are stupid oooo. Haba

PapiNigga:
more @ http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/08/man-cuddles-and-grabs-fiancee-backside.html?m=1

Words and opposites


Tall....

Hairyrapunzel:
Pot calling kettle black. Your governing body members don't they live lavish lifestyle in Warwick? They have stewards waiting on them 24/7, they fly private jets and first class, wear designer clothes and jewelry and ride expensive cars all from money donated by members then tell their members not to pursue higher education, not to pursue their dreams and be window washers.

How are your leaders different from yahoo boy pastors? #Hypocrisy

LOL. This is something you saw online by apostates. It will be a big shame of you if you don't give us proofs of all you've said.

I will try educate you. The higher education thing is what you might never understand if you are not one of Jehovah's people. We have the highest education by studying the Bible and being taught by the greatest teacher Jesus Christ.

Education is not necessarily gotten from schools. Millions of school educated people are jobless after spending time and money in school. The school education environment today is dangerous to the spiritual lives of our children. They still graduate and might never get a job with their certificates mean while they might have been destroyed spiritually and morally in the process of getting that certificate.

We still do professional courses, some still go to university but they must still be under the authority of their parents. So, you can't be in Lagos and your child will go study in Benue. If he or she studies in Lagos, you can still have a degree of control of your children. They can come home anytime and you can go to their school easily anytime.

No member of the government body wear designer clothes. Lol. Private jets? Oga where you see am? First class flight? Jeeeeeesus. These are unfounded lies.

Mind you some of us are very rich. So if you see them riding big cars or wearing nice clothes, don't get it twisted. With all their wealth, they will still humble themselves coming to your house to preach to you about God's wonderful plans for mankind, you will insult them, call them useless and jobless. They will go and still come back.

Life as a Witness of Jehovah is the best life ever. You just need to taste and see how Good Jehovah is.

Franco93:
This set of people have the most awkward believe.

They don't carry out blood transfusion no matter the condition - believing that bible condemns it
They believe they're the only people that will inherit the earth when everyone might have died.
They believe the world will end after Jehovah might have taken 144,000 of his righteous ones from their church
They don't believe in Christmas celebration and so many other believes that I find awkward.

However, the culprit of such awful act should be brought to book. What does a human gain in killing another who's virtually unknown to you. Indeed, we have lost our humanity.

You feel it's awkward. You don't even know anything about them. For you to know something.... Study the Bible with them and you'll regret ever saying all these.

Anytime JW is mentioned people like you are ready to say all sort of things you know nothing about against these people but you won't talk about all these fake yahoo blood sucking pastors of yours. Even if JW is not 100% I'd still prefer them to all the lying yahoo magic pastors

Over edited pictures

Scam Scam Scam

Chicken fight

QueenMarvella:
How did u know u will wake up?

Babe, abeg no scare me jooor. If I wake up nko?

Na chance.

Nina4u:
Would you not fight mayweather if u get hundred million dollar?

Just one punch. I know I will faint ooo but when I wake up, I'm a trillionaire baibyyyyyy

Qyubee:
I very much agree with you bro. Am surprised this fight is getting so much attention when the real fight "canelo vs GGG" for the undisputed middleweight title fight, but what do we have here, a total scam. Floyd will win as usual, UD by Floyd it goes the distance, or K.O knowing Conor will fade out.

Bro, pls when is the fight in Nigerian time? Thanks

Explorers:
Conor McGregor has set the internet alight on Saturday after a very revealing weigh-in ahead of his clash with Floyd Mayweather.


After stripping down to his boxer briefs for the weigh-in, 'Mystic Mac', as McGregor is known, left little to the imagination as he faced off with the undefeated boxing legend known as Money.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4825136/Did-McGregor-erection-Mayweather-weigh-in.html

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

This fight realistically should never happen. It's an arranged scam. Mayweather, McGregor and the organizers will make millions of dollars win or lose.

What we are going to see this morning is nothing but a bloody movie. The blood might be real but trust me, it's nothing but acting.

Cos with how McGregor has been misbehaving... Mayweather should punch the loudmouth to death. But we won't see that.

Cinkq:
People just creating unnecessary controversy. Gov fayose didn't attend and he wasn't missed. What value could he have added to the meeting?

Even if there was an atom of truth in what he said when the president was not around.... He said too much. Too many unnecessary things.

Now that the president is back.... The man will have to watch every step he takes.

You can't say because we are in a democratic setting and you say all those bad things about the president of your country.

If someone says such to me.... Na court we go settle am.

I feel Fayose should find a way to make peace. It will be better for all of them.

Fayose is working in his state and if he wants the presidency..... Is he qualified? Big Yes! But there are a thousand and one better ways to get to the seat of power.

sampatdikachi:
Every Organization trying to be relevant. Which one is NBC again

Nigerian Bottling Company. Na the only NBC I know. The other nbc na hypocrite.

Amagite:
President Buhari’s daughter, Zahra and her husband, billionaire son, Ahmed Indimi are currently in Paris, France with other members of their Family.

The love-struck couple visited the popular Lock Bridge in Paris to seal their love with a padlock.

A love lock is a padlock which lovers lock to a bridge, gate, or a similar public fixture to symbolize their love. Typically the sweethearts’ names or initials are inscribed on the padlock, and its key is thrown away to symbolize unbreakable love.

http://www.lailasblog.com/zahra-buhari-husband-ahmed-indimi-padlock-love-paris-photos/

And awon eleyi lo school?

Thebest12:
My boyfriend is always asking me my facebook logging details. And this is bringing misunderstanding between us. Please what should I do ?
.

If you are sure you're clean.... Give him. Why ask us?
For you to even ask means you have secrets you've been hiding from him.

If I were him, I won't even ask you. I will simply pay someone to hack your account. Only if I suspect you're not straightforward.

hiremyminivan:
Three quotes from the Bible might help:

(Ecclesiastes 9:11, 12) I have seen something further under the sun, that the swift do not always win the race, nor do the mighty win the battle, nor do the wise always have the food, nor do the intelligent always have the riches, nor do those with knowledge always have success, because time and unexpected events overtake them all. 12 For man does not know his time. Just as fish are caught in an evil net and birds are caught in a trap, so the sons of men are ensnared in a time of disaster, when it suddenly overtakes them.

Sometimes you can do everything right, but get the wrong set of results.

Ask those contractors who lived comfrtably under the last administration, but are scraping a living under the current, they did nothing wrong, but times have changed and the way the country is governed has changed


(Exodus 12:38, 39) . . .And a vast mixed company also went with them

We have all sorts of clients on the platform, the good, the bad and the ugly! Have you ever met a crazy irrational person? The difficult to please type, the unyielding and take it or leave it sort of person?

Lessons/Questions:

1. No matter the provocation, do not talk back at your clients, see hazzan.tazzan's story

2. No matter what, do not try to prove to CS or T&S team that they are wrong, even if they are wrong, they have tools at their disposal to make your life miserable. Realize that the balance of power is in their favor and react accordingly, unless you don't mind winning the war but losing the battle for your funds as and when you need them.

3. What if the network issue occured at night?

4. CS once told me that they decide on refunds on a case by case basis, by reviewing the communication with the buyer, and have no obligation to clarify matters with the seller, and that their decision is final, what if their decision was that you were indeed late and the buyer was genuinely upset and felt compelled to compensate the buyer at your expense, what powers have you got to prevent that? What if the buyer wanted the seller to work for free and was using that as an excuse/cover to achieve that aim?

It is not all smooth sailing on those platforms for everyone all the time.

Google the story of a buyer who caused a high profile seller on upwork to be sent off the platform and you will understand that we have got buyers from hell and that freelancing platforms can be as troublesome as they can be profitable.

CS can go nuts - see example here, seller not at fault yet accused of wrongdoing and also buyer can be forced to refund clients with "huge temper tantrums" https://collegetimes.co/upwork-sucks/

For whatever it is worth, my later posts balance my earlier posts that appeared to paint a completely rosy picture of freelancing, thus setting the record straight, while there is good money to be made, all that glitters is not rosy and like God told Adam:

(Genesis 3:19) . . .In the sweat of your face you will eat bread until you return to the ground. . .

This is the reality of freelancing

New Word Translation?

Nwaforchigozie:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/cried-everyday-wife-left/

Liar

tshabalala:
Jesus, anyway out pls

That's the only way. Be real. Use your buyers request very well. Sooner or later, the jobs will come. Learn your skill the more. Share your gigs on Facebook and Twitter.

tshabalala:
Hello bosses in the house help me to check my fiverr gig/account. I bought 10 reviews and yet no sales.
https://www.fiverr.com/jackson_graphic/design-3d-ecover-bundle-of-ebook-cover-software-or-product-box-dvd-cd


Thanks

You don't buy reviews. Be real.

lordkit400:
A Nigerian lady on Twitter @cocothebody explains why she can never be faithful to a broke partner.


See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/08/16/nigerian-lady-on-twitter-explains-why-she-can-never-be-faithful-to-a-broke-partner/


cc; lalasticlala

What do slay queens do for a living?

This thread is for active fiverr sellers and Graphic designers.

We all know that to be seen, one has to have positive reviews. How can we help each other?

We need to create a connection where we will buy from each other and give the best reviews each time.

Lets start with just ten sellers and we will increase this if its a success.

To be eligible, you must have at least $10 in your fiverr account.

You will buy a gig of the connection member and someone will buy yours as well. It will continue like that till be have enough reviews.

If youre a fiverr seller and you buy into this idea, Kindly drop your fiverr profile so you can be contacted and added to the circle.

my Own profile is on my siggy.

Lets do this.

newsynews:
Yesterday was El Classico night and La Liga Super Cup First Leg ending 3-1 in favor of Real Madrid. Scoring was opened after Pique slid a cross from Marcelo into his own net.

Later in the game, Lionel Messi equalized from the spot but that leveling didn’t last long as substitute Cristiano Ronaldo cut it short by hitting the back of goal after a brilliant run from mid-field to meet a pass.

Marco Asensio sealed the game for Madrid at the Camp Nou after Ronaldo was sent off for diving in addition to being booked for taking off his shirt when he celebrated his goal. The goal is Ronaldo’s 11th at a Camp Nou El Classico, one ahead of Messi.

One striking thing about the match is the way Ronaldo celebrated his goal. He appeared to mimic Messi’s celebration after scoring the winner in a 3-2 cracker back in April.

So, what do you think? Who rocked the pose better?

https://www.wotzup.ng/el-classico-messi-ronaldo-pose/

Cristiano Ronaldo is my guy but I hate this pose. It's irritatingly annoying.

When I found this out, I felt pains in my heart. Deep pain.

We are charged N65 per withdrawal. I used to believe they said you'd be charged N65 after your third withdrawal. I wasn't clear on that but I'm sure when I'm using another bank's ATM, they charge me N65 per withdrawal.

My phone screen got broken Tecno L9plus. In my mind I was thinking the warranty covered but to my shock, carlcare asked me to pay N20,800. I wept in my soul. But with no option left, I agreed to pay. I took my card to the cashier in pains and their Pos won't work. They lady said there's a bank across that I can use their ATM.

I got there slot my card in and punched in N20,000 nar. The machine no gree pay me. I was very sure I had far far more than that amount in my account, so it could never be an issue of insufficient fund. I tried the second machine, same thing.
A lady came in a very sweet car, she asked if the machines were dispensing, I said I can't withdraw ooo. She slotted her card and wooolllla she withdrew, I felt so ashamed, this fine girl go dey think say I no get enough money for my account.

I had to call the attention of the security guy who told me that I can't withdraw more than N10k at once. So, despite the fact that we have options of up to 40k withdrawal on the machine, I was forced to withdraw 10k twice. And I was charged N65 twice. See?

It didn't dawned on me that this people had just cheated me and I never thought of it until I got to another atm of another bank and the same thing happened and a guy mentioned it that my eye got opened.

If that cheating scheme is done on 5000 withdrawal everyday... That is N130 x 5000 = N650,000 x 30days = N19.5m

Can you imagine that?

Can these banks explain to us why we can't withdraw N40k at once and be charged N65 but they will make us withdraw N10k four times and be charged N260? Why?

If you have noticed this pls share your opinion on this.

@seun @lalasticlala pls we need the people to know this, it must stop. It's this same thing that causes long queues at the ATMs.

Thistrendblog:
This is just unbelievable.


Lol...

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/lady-reveals-currency-note-dispensed-to.html

Ummmm. There are rats inside the ATMs these days.

Skillz92:
https://i0.wp.com/praisebars.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/speaking-in-tongues.jpg?fit=960%2C540

And this Signs shall follow them that believe ….. They shall speak in Tongues.(mark 16:17).

The issue of speaking in tongues in Christendom has for some years now been an issue of debate. Some people believe that every believer must not speak in tongues backing their statement with the fact that speaking in tongues is the only evidence or proof of the Holygost. Some other group of believers on the other hand on the other hand maintained that speaking in tongue is the Evidence of the presence of the Holygost.

In this Article, I am not going to argue whether it is a must for every believer or not, I will be giving you ten reasons why every believer should speak in tongues.

1 Tongues is the initial sign.

“And they were all filled with the Holygost and began to speak with other Tongues as the spirit gave them utterance” Acts 2:4

The word of God clearly explained that the Disciples of Christ spoke in tongues immediately the holygost came on them while they were praying in Jerusalem.



2 Tongues for spiritual Edification

“He that speaketh in an unknown tongue edifies himself” 1 cor 14:4

The term edification means building up, especially in a moral , emotional or spiritual sense. So when we speak in tongues we build up our selves spiritually. Paul explained that a man speaking in other tongues speaks not unto men but unto God.

“For one who speaks in an unknown tongue speaks not to men but to God, for no one understands because in the holygost he utters secret truths and hidden things not obvious to the understanding.” 1 cor 14:2

Anybody who speaks in tongues charges himself before God. ie he builds ups and strengthens himself.


3 Tongues remind us of the spirit’s indwelling presence

“And I will ask the father and he will give you another Advocate, who will never leave you. He is the holy spirit who leads into all truth. The world cannot receive him because it isn’t looking for him and doesn’t recognize him, but you know him, because he lives with you now and later will be in you”. John 14:15-16

Notice that jesus said that he lives with you now and later will be in you and after the death of jesus the holygost. It means that the Holy Spirit then dwelled in them. We all know what happened when the holygost filled the disciples in Jerusalem. Speaking in tongues reminds us of the spirit’s indwelling presence.



4 praying in tongues is praying in line with God’s perfect Will.

“Likewise the spirit also helpeth our infirmities; for we know not what we should pray for as we ought, but the spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which words cannot be uttered.

And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the mind of the spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God.” Romans 8:26-27 kjv

The bible made it clear here that the holygost maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God. So praying in tongues helps us pray in line with the will of God.


5 praying in tongues stimulates faith.

“but you dear friends, build yourselves up in your most holy faith and pray in the Holyspirit” jude 20

If the holy spirit gives us the utterance when we speak in tongues, when we say a word, we don’t know what the next word will be, so we need to Trust God to bring it and that is faith. Praying in tongues helps us to strengthen our faith in God.

6 speaking in tongues is a means of keeping free from worldly contamination.

“If anyone speaks in a tongue , two or at most three should speak, one at a time, and someone should interpret. If there is no interpreter, the speaker should keep quiet in the church and speak to himself and God.” I cor 14:27-28

Paul said when you speak in tongues in the church and there is no interpreter then you should speak to yourself. Therefore we can speak to ourselves in tongues and it won’t disturb anybody. This helps us to keep free from worldly contamination. For example, when you are in the midst of people who are discussing things which can contaminate our spirit and you don’t want to be part of it, speak to yourself in tongues by that it helps you to stay free from the conversation.



7 praying in tongues enable us to pray for the unknown

The Holy Spirit who knows everything can pray through for things which our natural mind knows nothing about. The spirit intercedes for us for we know not what to pray for as we ought. (Romans 8: 26).

Praying in the spirit provides a way for things to be prayed for that we wouldn’t know anything about in the natural.



8 praying in tongues gives spiritual refreshing.

“With foreign lips and strange tongues, God will speak to this people, to whom he said, this is the resting place, let the weary rest” Isaiah 28:11-12.

The scripture above speaks of rest and refreshing which is in the talking in other tongues. These things are vital for our spirits and we can take it every day.



9 Tongues for giving thanks.

Praying in tongues provides the most perfect way to pray way to pray and give thanks, for the bible said that when we pray in tongues that we give thanks very well. (1 cor 14:15-17)

10 speaking in tongues brings the tongue under subjection.

Yielding the tongue to the Holy Spirit to speak with other tongues is a giant step towards fully yielding all of our members to God. For if we can yield this most unruly member, we can yield any member.

SOURCE : http://praisebars.com/10-reasons-why-every-believer-must-speak-in-tongues/

LOL, which tongues pls. Are you talking about speaking in real different languages that people can understand like those in the Pentecost 33CE or that gibberish you guys say today?

Josh121:
I got an email asking me to pay 1500 for it , if you want to sell it tell us we have to pay something

So, why quote me? Na me ask you for N1500?