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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Calls Out NG Classic Store Using Her Beads For Advert by Maximus85(m): 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2017
Funke Akindele and Odunlade pictures wey fish sellers dey use nko. Before na Babasuwe. Toolz no thank God say people like you.


Abeg make unar click my signature for me oooo
Business › Re: Make Money As A Fiverr Guru by Maximus85(m): 8:48pm On Aug 12, 2017
I'm going to upload the screenshot of your prayers for me for people to know how nice you are.
Business › Re: Make Money As A Fiverr Guru by Maximus85(m): 7:17pm On Aug 12, 2017
I really don't know why you guys ask for email addresses before you give something that can benefit your fellow hustlers.

Anyways.... A beggar has no choice.

Here's mine. I need that information.

Jimmyfix.graphics@gmail.com
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Calls Out Facebook Lady He Loved, But She Chose To Dupe Him by Maximus85(m): 12:21pm On Aug 10, 2017
Did you clean her playhead? Yes or No? You never added that, abi? U paid for what you enjoyed. Nobody duped you.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Business Card Designer Needed by Maximus85(m): 9:24am On Aug 10, 2017
QuantAnalyst:
200 pcs design and print. Anyone in the house pls drop your contact. Thanks
Any quality business card can be done in less than 5hours.
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Pastor's Wife Whose Womb Was Removed During Surgery Gives Birth(p by Maximus85(m): 4:37pm On Aug 09, 2017
absoluteSuccess:
You can spend your entire life searching and make it a career.,

Since this is the crust of your existence.

Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Pastor's Wife Whose Womb Was Removed During Surgery Gives Birth(p by Maximus85(m): 3:46pm On Aug 09, 2017
absoluteSuccess:
Those who believed the story has not called you stupid,

Are you not more stupid than many Nigerians who believe?
One stupid gullible fool identified...... Where are the rest?
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Pastor's Wife Whose Womb Was Removed During Surgery Gives Birth(p by Maximus85(m): 11:42am On Aug 09, 2017
broseme:
As shared by Pearl Clement.....

'BIG BANG TESTIMONY

  With Pastor Dennis Ekere whose testimony was shared in 4 services in Winners Chapel Ikot Ebido Oku today.
His dear wife after a fibroid surgery developed complications which led to him signing that her Womb be removed as measures to saving her life. He signed and the womb was removed and was given to him in a Heinz salad cream bottle.

  However he held onto the word of God that."If a tree be cut off, it has hope for at the scent of water it shall grow again" also he declared that the God that did it for Pastor Bamgboye whose wife's 2 ovaries had been removed but still gave birth to 2 children would give him his baby.
Few months later a very confused doctor told him that at scanning his wife that they saw A WOMB THAT HAD GROWN IN THE FORMER SITE. However the size of the womb was very small.

  Men and Brethren, few months later, his dear wife took in, ie got pregnant and delivered a bouncing baby boy weighing 3.7kg last week Saturday.
Yesterday was the naming ceremony and may I add here that his dear wife only knew that yesterday that her womb had been cut off all this while. Asking why he refused to disclose to her or anyone, he said he didn't want her FAITH TO SHAKE.
With my spiritual eyes I just saw Ekere Dennis included in the hall of faith in Hebrews11.This God is too good ooo.help me sing ooo

Now tell me.
What can God not do?
What is too hard for God?
Who is like unto God'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/nigerian-pastor-wife-whose-womb-was.html?m=1
Jeeeeeesu. Many Nigerians are very very stupid to have believed this poo
Health › Nollywood Yoruba: Reason Why Nigerians Are Afraid Of Helping Victims Of Crime. by Maximus85(op): 2:04pm On Aug 07, 2017
I blame the Nigerian movie industry for that stupid mentality circulating in Nigeria when it comes to helping victims of crime or circumstances.

In there movies, when someone tries to help a victim of crime and the police gets there, the first thing the yoruba movies will ask is "o ti pa" meaning "you've killed him? Or they'll ask you what you've done to the person.

We've been watching this trash since we were kids. It's stuck in our minds.

Most of these yoruba movie writers are illiterates with a very low IQ.

Do you agree with me?
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Pictured Urinating By The Roadside On His Way To Enugu by Maximus85(m): 9:37am On Aug 07, 2017
kidap:
Nollywood Actor,Jim Iyke was spotted urinating on road trip back to Enugu,the actor took tohis instagram page to share the above with caption saying...

Road trip back to Enugu. Bladder overflowing from last night's indulgence. Kept bidding time to make it to the gents. Finally pulled over by the road. Barely made it before a wardrobe malfunction. Don't f%@# with nature y'all! Nothing like fresh breeze on the "TOOL" as u take care of personal biz in the wild.

I love the motherland!! #StylePiper #IfYouGottaGoYouGottaGo#The SmileOnMyFace #JustKeepingItReal#Gladysboi #Harvpapa#MenWithStreetStyle #IOwnBlack#NomadChronicles

The question is can Jim urinate on road side in abroad?

http://news.nollyzone.com/african-mentality-actor-jim-iyke-spotted-urinating-road-side/
Stupidity. You're peeing and someone is taking pictures. Useless attention seeker.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Would You Eat It? by Maximus85(m): 3:45pm On Aug 06, 2017
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Scammer. You don reach here again?
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Would You Eat It? by Maximus85(m): 3:45pm On Aug 06, 2017
walls01:
.who asked him to turn poison to juice in the first place? the Bible is our guide against false practice. God gave the Israelites manner to eat because their was no food in the desert, Jesus fed the multitude with five loaves and two fish because their was no other food around, this pastor why did he change poison to juice in the first place. we are Christians not dummies
What of the pastor that claimed he prayed to God to make a woman blind for 10min because she refused to confess her sin?
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Would You Eat It? by Maximus85(m): 3:29pm On Aug 06, 2017
walls01:
you don't believe, so even if you experience it first hand you will attribute it to another thing, that is why the Pharisees said Jesus cast out sprit by the same spirit cause they don't believe he is from God

not all
If your pastor turn poison to juice, will you drink it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nothing But The Blood Of Jesus : Five Reasons To Thank Him - Paul Ellis by Maximus85(m): 9:15am On Aug 06, 2017
dionysus7:
oh so God the father, God the son and God the holy spirit is what? out of context? John 10:30? not relevant in this context?
Bros, 10,000,000,000 can be one. If they have peace with themselves and they are in agreement. What ever Jesus said is from his father. He's the mouthpiece of his father. They love each other, they are in agreement and harmony.

Don't be misled bro. Jesus is not The Almighty God. He has a beginning, he was created. Colossians 1:15.

Read the same John 10:36, 38....they wanted to stone Jesus because he called himself the Son of God. He mentioned harmony, union between him and his father.

I and the Father are one. And is used to join two identities. He didn't say I and I are ONE. "ARE IS EVEN USED BRO.... TWO PERSONS. ONE IS THE FATHER, THE OTHER IS THE SON. JESUS NEVER SAID HE IS GOD.
Christianity Etc › Does God Allow Mother-in-law To Live With Their Married Children? by Maximus85(op): 9:07am On Aug 06, 2017
Yes, we must cater to our parents even when we are married.
But Does God allow mothers-in-law to live with their married children?

What does the Bible say concerning this?

Many marriages are breaking cos of this.
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Bible Verses That Will Teach You To Love Your Enemies In Spite Of Everything by Maximus85(m): 9:01am On Aug 06, 2017
swiz123:
The words in the Bible are very important to the way we live our lives a s Christians. I think it is very crucial that we don't take the word of God for granted. It is important that we read and understand God's word because there are things in the Bible we would never gasp on our own.

Even some of the smartest minds may have trouble understanding what God is trying to tell us in the Bible. The section about enemies is one of the areas that can be tough to grasp. We are in a society where many people tend to live for themselves.

Having the ability to love and forgive our enemies is counter to our own sense of reasoning. God teaches us that if we see our enemies in trouble or in need, we help them no matter what.

Below are 5 Bible verses about the importance of loving your enemy:

Luke 6:27
- "But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you."

Exodus 23:5 - If you see the donkey of one who hates you lying down under its burden, you shall refrain from leaving him with it; you shall rescue it with him.

Acts 7: 60
- And falling to his knees he cried out with a loud voice, "Lord, do not hold this sin against them." And when he had said this, he fell asleep.

Ephesians 4:32
- Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

Mark 11:25
- And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses."
Go tell MFM people. Die die die. If God dey kill all our enemies, we for Don die finish narr. Because you wey dey pray sef, you be another pesin enemy. Oya!
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Would You Eat It? by Maximus85(m): 8:59am On Aug 06, 2017
It's good to know you all know your pastors are fake. You don't even trust them. Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Nothing But The Blood Of Jesus : Five Reasons To Thank Him - Paul Ellis by Maximus85(m): 8:55am On Aug 06, 2017
dionysus7:
hear that folks? if we didnt sin, Jman would have died for nothing...sin away muthafuckas, the least we could do is honor the God that sacrificed himself to himself so he could save us what he would do to us if we did what he had known we would do before creating us...the gospel of a an omnipotent omniscient God.
WRONG!

It's not the style of God to sacrifice to himself. For the atonement of sin, the Israelites used the blood of animals for sacrifice. God is consistent, the perfect life lost by Adam can't be regained by the blood of mare animals. Someone perfect had to sacrifice his life. Who's perfect on earth? No one. John 3:16 said God sent his only begotten son for that purpose. He didn't send him self (lol)
Christianity Etc › Re: Nothing But The Blood Of Jesus : Five Reasons To Thank Him - Paul Ellis by Maximus85(m): 8:50am On Aug 06, 2017
Misuse and misunderstanding of what the blood means.

Blood is life. Blood is sacred to God. When blood of Jesus was pour out on our behalf.... It simply means that he gave his LIFE, HIS PERFECT LIFE to redeem us from sin.

If you continue in sin, the sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ has no effect whatsoever on you. Once saved can never be always saved.

So when you are in danger and you're shouting blood of Jesus, his life that he gave is not to save you now, it's to give you a hope of eternal life in his kingdom.

The blood of Jesus Christ has been pour out, the effect is the grace we are enjoying today.

So, the blood is not the liquid that can be poured on you or cover you but the perfect life that Jesus Christ willingly out of love gave up for you and me.


Shalom!
Romance › Re: Should I Date My Best Friend's Ex Boyfriend? by Maximus85(m): 11:15pm On Aug 05, 2017
celestialdamsel:
huh?
If she's cheating on her boyfriend, she's not a good friend. Disfriend her and date the guy. But if you and your friend are cheaters, birds of feathers , Karmatic thunder go strike hell for your body.
Politics › Re: Jewish Scientists In Anambra To Present DNA Result To Show Igbos Are From Israel by Maximus85(m): 9:32pm On Aug 05, 2017
Cooly100:
Mister lay your hands on books about black hebrews...Moses wives were cushites...black....Do some reading...
Just like Hebrews became Igbos....Hmmmmmm, I see
Crime › Re: Notorious Fraudster Arrested At Kano Airport Again With 848 ATM Cards. Photos by Maximus85(m): 9:30pm On Aug 05, 2017
dainformant:
A suspected fraudster, Yasir Salihu Abdullahi, was arrested at Mallam Aminu Kano International Airport, MAKIA, with 848 ATM cards on Friday August 4th (yesterday). According to reports, in December 2015, the 29-year old man, Yahaya Saifullahi, was arrested at the same airport with 870 ATM cards and two devices meant for electronic banking transactions.

Agents of the presidential taskforce on money laundering and illegal movement of currency nabbed Mr Abdullahi while planning to board Egypt Air flight to Dubai.

It was gathered that the cards comprise 490 GTbank ATMs, 289 Access Bank ATMs, while the rest belong to various Nigerian banks.

Mr Abdullahi was handed over to EFCC for further investigation.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/notorious-fraudster-arrested-kano-airport-848-atm-cards-photos.html
Awon Eyan Noise Doggy
Politics › Re: Jewish Scientists In Anambra To Present DNA Result To Show Igbos Are From Israel by Maximus85(m): 6:28pm On Aug 05, 2017
zenmaster:
This video can help you grin grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj23lYn95Dc&t=192s
If Everyone was black until Noah, It also mean that Adam was Black, and if that is so, It means God is Black because he created Adam in his image and likeness. Wow! Tiri Gbosa for you. The first blackman mentioned in the Bible is The Ethiopian Eunuch. Abeg stop all these fabrications jare.
Politics › Re: Jewish Scientists In Anambra To Present DNA Result To Show Igbos Are From Israel by Maximus85(m): 5:45pm On Aug 05, 2017
sar33:
International president Jewish voice ministries,Rabbi Jonathan Bernis and his team storm Nnewi to present confirmatory and DNA tests on the claims that the Igbo's are of Israel descent.

They were received by the chairman Caretaker committee, Nnewi North ,Prince Chukwudi Orizu, at Messianic Faith Assembly, Uruagu Nnewi.

Ngozi Obileri reports that this is their fourth visit to Anambra state in their quest to find the lost children of Israel.

According to the DNA result, it has been scientifically proven that the igbos are from Israel, from the clan of Gad precisely.



Source:http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/international-president-jewish-voice.html?m=1
Lol, And the Israelies are white and our Igbotic Brothers are black. The Israelites were rebellious. I cant confirm their similarities sha
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Maximus85(m): 2:51pm On Aug 05, 2017
modath:
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Hello
Romance › Re: Man To Wed Daughter Of Man He Played Little Groom At His Wedding by Maximus85(m): 12:16pm On Aug 05, 2017
Onyejemechimere:
Love is beautiful, Love is cute but in this case allow me to say love is PROPHRCTIC!

A Nigerian man is set to walk down the aisle with the daughter of the man he played as little groom at his wedding after a prophesy from the pastor at that same wedding! Read his story;



http://www.lailasblog.com/aww-pageboy-fathers-wedding-now-wants-marry/
Stupid liar. Why are they still surprised if the pastor predicted it(naijabet)
Business › Re: How To Earn A Decent Living, Designing Mobile Applications(free Tutorial) by Maximus85(m): 7:51pm On Aug 04, 2017
Oya post please. Let's start.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman "Revives Dead Baby" In Cameroon (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
rem44:
Apostle Suleman is currently in Cameroon for 'Help From Above' programme.

According to viral report,a baby was confirmed dead with the mother having ruptured placenta and booked for a surgery to evacuate the foetus but God brought him back and she delivered safely after an encounter in one of the sessions of the Help from Above Limbe crusade held by Apostle Suleman.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/apostle-suleman-allegedly-revives-dead.html?m=1
Oh my God.... Not again......
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Asks: "Would You Loot If You Become Minister Of Petroleum Today? by Maximus85(m): 10:05pm On Aug 03, 2017
JNBoss:
Pregnant OAP, Tolu "Toolz" Demuren asked a question today and the comments will have you shook.

The Captain's wife simply asked " If you became Minister of Petroleum tomorrow, would you steal/loot?


Ermmm, I won't loot sha, but stealing isn't corruption shey.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/toolz-asks-would-you-loot-if-you-become.html
I won't loot nor steal but over night I will beat David's 30billion for the account. I will make sure I hushed that poppy for Real.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by Maximus85(m): 6:41am On Aug 03, 2017
cococandy:
Disgusting crop of creatures
Karma is a great woman.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by Maximus85(m): 12:26am On Aug 03, 2017
tomi87014:
Help, Trouble In My Marriage

Hello Nairalanders.

I have been married for a year and half. I thought hubby and i have been living happily and i would've swore he was faithful. A few days ago i saw that a random lady messaged him on Facebook and they got talking. I was shocked at first to see that he was chatting her up. Fast forward to yesterday I checked his phone and saw that himself and the lady had more conversation and what started as facebook chat had progressed from phone calls to whatsapp chat. The content of their chat seems they were eventually planning to hook up.

I confronted hubby but he wasn't remorseful and told me he doesn't owe me faithfulness and went on to sleep in the other room. Hubby and I pray together and are looking towards a very bright future together, this is not something i really saw coming from him. I am very troubled in my heart and pregnant for our first baby. He dozent feel any atom of pity that the whole issue might cause me problems and I have been wondering what has come over him. I am 100 percent faithful to my hubby and want the union to work out. I am at work typing and holding back tears. Please i need advise from mature people in the house, how do i deal with the situation. I am in my late 20s, he is in his late 30s.
You checked your husband's phone and you found what you were looking for. Isn't it?.
Now live with it. If you leave, the Facebook girl will replace you. Just be wise. Pray and take care of yourself.
Sports › Re: Messi Bids Neymar Farewell (PHOTOS) by Maximus85(m): 7:52pm On Aug 02, 2017
gsogbu:
Football Superstar, Lionel Messi has bid Neymar Jr. farewell to PSG.
Messi took to Instagram to wish his Barcelona teammate good luck in his new stage of life.

See post below :
It was a huge pleasure to have shared all these years with you my friend @neymarjr. I wish you good luck in this new stage of your life. See you tkm.
Neymar is linked with Paris St-Germain with reports stating that the deal will be finalized by the end of the week.


If finalized, then it means his buyout clause of £222 million has been met by the Paris team. This will make the Brazilian the most expensive player in the World.
Neymar visited the Barcelona training ground today to bid farewell to his friends and players at the club with reports saying he will soon undergo medicals at PSG.

cc Lalasticlala Mynd44
First, this is a big lie. Messi can't speak English not to talk of writing in English.

Now, Neymar is tentatively a Real Madrid player. He's just going to play for two years at PSG. Once Cristiano is done in the next two seasons, Neymar will replace Cristiano. Gbammmmm. Did you all see Neymar going into the Real Madrid dressing room after the friendly match? He came out with two Real Madrid jerseys.

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