₦airaland Forum

nlfpmod:

Many have said I have died; others claim I have withdrawn from the presidential campaign.

Well... Nope.

This is the reality: I am strong, I am healthy and I am READY to serve Nigerians from Day One.#BAT23 pic.twitter.com/qqPkgSDYjs

— Bola Ahmed Tinubu (@officialABAT) October 2, 2022

BAT is just a Psychopath. If you like drive bulldozer or Mack Truck �. Na Peter Obi we want. Enough of this Political gimmicks. Nigerians can never be fooled again. What has a beginning must surely have an end. Even dick wey Stand when he see Bobbi & Toto dey soft back last last

festacman:
How can SP Benjamin Hundeyin pass through only TWO police checkpoints and tag his brief experience a social experiment with a conclusion drawn? That's a bit poor from a police officer with masters degree in Legal Criminology and Security Psychology. I mean two police checkpoints can never constitute a sample size in any credible social experiment more so in a state as Lagos. Any conclusions drawn from two checkpoints out of hundred of checkpoints in Lagos State is rather scandalous.

For this experiment to be credible, the following have to incorporated:
- It has to be in at least 50% of the local government areas in the state.
- It has to cover particularly the notorious police extortion areas of the state. And if he wants to know these areas, he should request for suggestions.
- It should be done during the day and in the night.

Excuse me SP Hundeyin, it is important that Nigeria Police should incorporate undercover operation in its quest to sanitize the police. These undercover officers should go around to police stations ( notorious ones as Igando station) as complainants and suspects, vehicle passengers, carry lap while on jeans, transport home appliances duly receipted, etc.

Igando police & Badagry road multiple check Points. He should do his experiments Along this routes & Police station. Ikeja is the Capital of Lagos with almost All Corners Adorned with street lights & security cameras. You can't draw a conclusion Just like that. No dey Mumu your self.

Nigerian Customs Generate Trillions of Naira as Imports duty on Ponmo (Hides & skin).
Forget Nutritional value, Indonesia Uses
Ponmo in Manufacturing Biscuits also.

What Value will the Leather bring to Nigeria & Nigerians if Banned �.This APC Government is just clueless. I am sure our Able Yoruba & Akwa_ibom Women won't like this News. So it's another loss for APC . You Slaughter your cows here without Skinning. You cut both the hides & meat and cook. So where will you and Other leather Producers get hides for Leather Production if not To Import Hides?

APC just lost block votes from Yoruba women market sellers & Akwa_ibom Women Too. This is a + for Labor Party �

Okoroawusa:
I know this road. It leads to Whispering Palms right?

I live in the Imeke Area. Whispering Palms resort is about 5 Mins drive from my House. Truly badagry road and environs is better now

mrvitalis:
Anyone who can defraud a first class economics brain like NOI is smart enough to turn Nigeria around


Relax before you reply I know your likes are not smart enough to understand what I wrote ...so go ahead and embarrass yourself more

Oil dey your Head �️

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successmatters:


This is very unfair, what has Tinubu done to deserve all these gang up of every person from every tribe in Nigeria?

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT HAS A BEGINING WILL COME TO AN END.

BETTER PORT TO LABOR PARTY.BEFORE BABA TINUBU DISGRACE YOU FINALLY

seunmsg:
Thought some deluded clowns are gathering signature for the US government to arrest and prosecute Tinubu. How come top US government officials are still visiting him?

Beyond the lies, propaganda and hatred directed at this man, he’s still the best among the pack. He has the required private sector experience, can easily identify needed talent to help his government, has a track record of solid public sector achievements, can take the needed tough decisions to end insecurity, well connected in the diplomatic and business community and most importantly, he’s a detribalized Nigerian.

Beyond sentiments, he’s our best choice for 2023.

Shaking my Head Uncontrollably. Who do una this Thing? NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN. VOTE PETER OBI LABOR PARTY � FOR PRESIDENT

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Zonefree:
Madam prime minister is already catching feelings. Her bodyguards are already jealous..see their faces



Forget, Nigerian gbola remains undefeated. Na only Nigerian girls wey no dey rate us for this world. Na wetin too much familiarity dey cause.

Comrade increase da Volume

God1000:
This is bad Omen for APC, though I don't like PDP but I want APC to lose this election.

This party has impoverished us all and we should kick them out for good.

Continue voting for them means we are aiding and abetting their bunkum.

Meanwhile labour party is our only hope

This is good for Nigeria already fragile democracy. We all should vote individual competency rather than party Affiliations. Adeleke is good for Osun. But Labor Party will carry the day come Next year 2023. Peter Obi has proven He can Salvage the little remains of Nigeria for good. APC & Tinubu Audacious and Hunger rain is outdated. They have lied all the lies since 2015. We don get sense now

Kwanza:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/lagos-2023-pdp-guber-candidate-set-to-unveil-funke-akindele-as-running-mate-tuesday/

Some one that couldn't hold Down two Marriages.A tout from Ayetoro. Proud bully, who also refused to serve Naira Marley & his goons rice with meat � just because Naira was smoking loud at her Party? Abeg PDP has never been this Unserious. Better they Auction all their votes for Labor Party. APC self Confusion everywhere. Muslim Muslim Ticket. Who the gods want to destroy,they first made that person mad ��

Tonypen247:
https://newsdirect.ng/notorious-kidnap-kingpin-wadume-among-escapees-after-kuje-prison-attack/

Elections are around the corner. They need These Criminals In Jail to Help Scuttle their way to Power come 2023.

Sorry to disappoint you all. It won't work. These Obi/Ahmed movement will be greater than Endsars

OgunLaakaye:
I will own a property in this state soon. Land to be precise.

I believe they welcome other tribes?

Yes they do. I travel there often on Business trips. It's a wonderful state. Especially Uyo & Eket

35824L:
Command and Control centre. The structure shows evidence of a serious candidate coming to modernize Nigeria .

Modernized Slavery loading.

[quote author=LeoDeKing post=114119295]Structures are being strategically positioned while talks at various levels are ongoing. These are just few of what it requires to prepare for the great task ahead.

But some illiterates think winning presidential election is by insulting everybody who disagree with them. They are busy posting pictures of 3 or 4 clowns on social media, tagging them all sorts of funny names.

Presidential election is not same as spare parts dealers chairman election, know these and know peace. [/quot

Tinubu people. How much Dem pay Una? Suffer no dey tire una?

obembet:
Dear Elders brothers and sisters in nairaland, please what is the name of this thing and what's the work?

Back then in My Public primary school. You dare not win my School during inter house sports football match. Our school stubborn comrades will mix this Fali werekpe with sand & gently Blow on the winning team. Omo schools dey humble once they see Ikotun community pry School student or Ategbo . Early 90,s stuff. I'm sure lots of Niggis here still dey womb .lol

AudioMonkey:
It has different names. Some people call it gbe body but where I come from, wise men call it the beans of vawulence.

That thing been dey make children of Adam dance Buga lo lo lo way back, long before Kiz Daniel was born.
If e touch your body or your body touch am, either way, you must shake body.

Rub on your body, wait a moment and watch the magic that happens next. You should start dancing like prime Michael Jackson anytime after that. No previous dancing skill of any kind required.

You bad o

[quote author=Quest7777 post=114049057][/quote]No wonder they beat this Ekweremadu of A Man in Germany some time ago. This Igbo Politicians are just Self Centered. They are hell bent on betraying their brothers because of selfish Greed .

iHaveOnlyGod:
You're still a kid. That knows nothing about life. And your type don't even believe witches exist. Fool

He's Naive & A Small Kid I'm sure.

Kollins11:
Africans una Mumu never do?

I'm sure it would be one foolish pastor that told you.. Your mother want to use you for sacrifice.

That's how one foolish pastor brain-washed the children of a 91 years old woman to turn against their own mother. If not for a good nairalander who came to her rescue.. That old

woman would have died under the rain nd cold.

Go and kill your mother so that she won't use you for sacrifice.

No be only ginger na garlic.

Just Pray � Life don't happen to you. Then you will Know that some mother's are Evil. Face your own Warrant if your mum Loves you wholeheartedly. Leave people to bare their mind out

It's High Time All these Lebanese & indian guys are chased out of Nigeria. They do what we Nigerians can't do in their home country & still get away with it. Value should be placed More on Nigerians lives than Just Money

superCleanworks:
maybe they find the catholic church BORING and they have moved on to more groovy and swaggalicious church where the pastor has benzes and porsche and plenty fancy suits to inspire the youth to MAKE IT.
They will also be able to meet girls in juicy sexy curvy outfits there and make connections with their fellow teenage guys who sag their jeans, wear earring and paint their finger nails.
dem no get time to hail mary again. dem want that sexy usher called mary to hail dem when they meet in church.
they got tired of reverend spraying holy water when people like odumeje is spraying dollars.

You got some bad mouth

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Holy Gram. We keep Learning Everyday on NL

eedimo:
My wife's food takes 4eva to be ready.
We usually loss our appetite before food is served.
I don tire

The food she's preparing now; she started by 8:30 and we are expecting it to be served by 12 earliest.

She waste So much time in the kitchen because you complain a lot if the Food doesn't come out Well cooked . Next time join her in the kitchen & the food will be done faster & Sweeter. You no fit complain because you Two were right there in the Kitchen. It's romantic to help your wife in the Kitchen.

Ocholu:
And when you cum dear OP; you come to your genuine senses. Thoughts of "why did I dive in raw" emasculate your medulla.

Both of y'all. Sitting quiet in the dark wanky room. The echoes of diapers, milk, bills, take the bliss away.

Tell Them. Baby milk & Pampers are Very Expensive o

As una Dey Form James Hardly chase. Make money Dey una pocket before Y’all flood the streets with Babies looking like Almajiris because of lack of Proper care. Lol

[quote author=Stephen0mozzy post=110467560]and her cries echoes through your ears like the cooing of an owl in the eerie night at a forest,
but still, your iroko stands still like Goliath when he was struck by the stone from David's sling,
and them, it hurriedly runs flaccid like the last drop of water from a faucet.


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Naira land Peeps no get JOY �

The Building up to 2023 Election will be interesting. We should all expect Many more Law suits & court Judgements. Governors loosing seats. Las las na elimination method via Investigation. This 2 Directors can now Resume to continue their investigations to Nail Atiku & Tinubu.
Nigeria will be Great Again.

BSsniffer:
That child is mentally fvcked for life..... I've heard of cousins but this one is one a whole new level.

Go check the life of such cousins. It sucks from when such abomination is committed till Eternity . Only those who knows how to go do spiritual cleansing have chances of living a Normal life.

Stop crushing on your cousins . Peace

GoodHardDick:
My brother, she's already a leech.

When a girl starts raising her voice at you just know that she has already started collecting dicks outside, Na why she dey get morale shout for u. Seize her phone and watch her senses come back to her.

Seize her phone & she Gets An IPhone 13. Girl wey don Dey shout back at you Dey Sleep with Cultists Already. Na dem Dey give her Morale .

Who Knows maybe Biden & the USA have plans to destabilize Iran �� Soon . The world would have been a better place without the USA . Very Greedy Folks