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Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by maxpat: 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2021
You wife must be a pro with that kind of experience cheesy cheesy grin grin
bigl:


Its tonsillitis.... and has nothing to do with suckinf toto as claimed by some people ... I'll ask my wife for d drugs she used for hers ....

There's nothing to fear bro
Crime / Re: Charles Onus Arrested In US Over ₦328 Million Fraudulent Scheme by maxpat: 7:16am On Jun 05, 2021
Cos of ur brain size grin grin grin
goatgoat093:

This is brilliant use of sarcasm, how come I didn't think of this grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Applied For 188 Jobs On Linkedin, No One Clicked. I'm Done Searching! by maxpat: 5:39am On Jun 03, 2021
Drop a dm for watsapp I go reach u or skype
andyblinks05:

Oga you go put me through?
Politics / Re: Insecurity: NSCDC Commissions Female Squad To Secure Schools (photos) by maxpat: 11:19pm On May 21, 2021
U spoke my mind o
owobokiri:
They just want to finish these beutiful girls..
Before you know it, they will start abducting female nddc officers..
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Caught During Robbery Operation in Ajah, Lagos. by maxpat: 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2021
Afonja's and robbery are five and six , kill dem all grin
ensamy:
Ajah area of Lagos has been in the news for a while on issues of cultism and continues daily armed robbery operations.

The residence of the area have been living in fear.

However, this early morning luck ran out of this armed robbery gang specialized in one chance, armed robbery, etc.

The men of the Nigerian Police force arrested them while in operation with their CR-V operational car at the cooperative area of Badore, Lagos.
Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by maxpat: 8:41am On Mar 25, 2021
Wise man
CaptainPrice1:
If her husband is on Nairaland, he can easily know you are referring to his wife with the little information from your story.

Make una dey try hide the real info.
Politics / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo Dares Sunday Igboho, Holds Rally In Solidarity For One Nigeria by maxpat: 8:46pm On Mar 22, 2021
On point, the most sensible comment here
chaloskyx:
ARE YOU GUYS SURPRISED? ALL KINGS AND THEIR SUBJECTS BE IT IN IGBO YORUBA OR HAUSA LAND WOULD FAVOUR ONE NIGERIA AS THEIR SALARIES AND ALLOWANCES COME FROM THE STATE OR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT...AND AS THE SAYING GOES YOU CANT BITE THE HANDS THAT FEED YOU

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Travel / Re: Abuja Aircraft Crash: Names Of The Seven Personnel Released By Nigerian Air Forc by maxpat: 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2021
Me hold office, you should be ashamed as the level people like you as damaged this country , it you feel serving Nigeria is great, then I don't know how to help your imbecility anu ofia
Wasky101:

Just imagine the maggot you typed up their you should be ashamed of yourself.
This guys died protecting me and you dont worry their brothers will continue where they stopped and Nigeria will be safe again.
People like you should be shadow marked so as that you can never hold an office or serve the people since everything is in vain
Politics / Re: "Covid Vaccine Dey Cure Hunger?" - Melaye Mocks FG by maxpat: 2:50pm On Mar 03, 2021
Buhari's govt really feels Nigerians are fools, they all think like cows � , better thunder go fire them all, as for kogi state governor, enjoying with Aisha makes him feels like a president too as he is sharing some pot of soup grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Babalawo In Court: Omoyele Sowore Reveals Why He Stormed Court With 'Herbalist' by maxpat: 2:32pm On Mar 03, 2021
Sowore for me I think is one of the very few intelligent human being from the Afonjas, A good way to promote the African Culture and let the judge lie in front of ifa and see what happens.

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Travel / Re: Abuja Aircraft Crash: Names Of The Seven Personnel Released By Nigerian Air Forc by maxpat: 8:24pm On Feb 22, 2021
I am not surprised when a fake Nigerian is talking like bubu Mr Saint
Wasky101:

Just imagine the maggot you typed up their you should be ashamed of yourself.
This guys died protecting me and you dont worry their brothers will continue where they stopped and Nigeria will be safe again.
People like you should be shadow marked so as that you can never hold an office or serve the people since everything is in vain
Travel / Re: Abuja Aircraft Crash: Names Of The Seven Personnel Released By Nigerian Air Forc by maxpat: 11:02pm On Feb 21, 2021
It's already in vain , any service done to naija is in vain, the crash should also be investigated
Wasky101:
RIP to these gallant brothers, you death will not be in vain.
Sports / Re: Ndidi Man Of The Match As Leicester City Stun Liverpool by maxpat: 7:04am On Feb 15, 2021
Afonja, u didn't mention he is from delta state ,Delta ibo, umuneded to be precise. Jealous afonja .
post=99070928:
CONGRATS Ndidi, Great Guy.

That was a very interesting Game of Soccer.

More on Our boy Onyinye Ndidi.....

Onyinye Wilfred Ndidi who was born on 16 December 1996, known as Wilfred Ndidi, is a Nigerian professional footballer who plays for Premier League club Leicester City and the Nigeria national team as a midfielder. He is known for his versatility and can play across the back line and in midfield.

Ndidi spent his youth years at Nath Boys Academy in Lagos.
Ndidi's development saw him start out as a forward or striker. He then began to play as a central defender for Nigeria's youth teams and at the 2013 African U-17 Championship. He won numerous accolades while at Nath Boys.

Ndidi was part of the Nigerian youth setup during his time at Nathaniel Boys of Lagos. While playing the African U-17 Championship with Nigeria, he was excluded along with two other players from the competition as a precaution, following an MRI age test that suggested he was just slightly above the threshold. Notwithstanding, he joined up with his teammates in the U-20 team the following year, forming the bedrock of the midfield. He was called up to the Senior Nigeria national football team on October 8, 2015, making his debut in the friendly game against DR Congo, and playing again a few days later in the 3–0 win against Cameroon, when he replaced John Obi Mikel in the 63rd minute.


This is only the beginning of more exploits for you young man.
The Sky is your starting point.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by maxpat: 1:37pm On Feb 11, 2021
grin Too much ewedu is not good, try to be eating amala and ewedu grin cheesy grin grin Advice kill u dere , face your education Mr Man and be useful to you clan cool cool cool
Everrich96:
I'm insecure, lonely and depressed . I've had my hopes all raised . She was my best friend and only friend. I always thought for 2 and did for 2.
I did everything to make her stay, I was convinced she loved me to a fault. She would do anything for me.

But my insecurity was my biggest flaw. I didn't want to lose her Cuz I was scared and unknowingly pushing her away. In my previous thread, I stated that 'everyone I've loved ended up leaving eventually', and I almost never let anyone in, but In Her case, I did . I have always felt alone all my life till I met her.

All of a sudden she said she was busy with life , she was stressed and tired of my insecurity and she wanted to leave me in the relationship. This came after we had a slight misunderstanding and we didn't communicate for a week Cuz she wouldn't talk to me. It came as a shock. I'm broken and I'm still wondering where I went wrong. I need someone to talk to . I just wanna make money and work on myself. I'm about to round off school, in my final year... With all the pressure and depression I might misplace my priorities.


Someone help me. I need therapy. I want to move on but I dunno how to start.
Sports / Re: Kaduna State Marathon: Watch As The Winner Crosses The Finished Line (Videos) by maxpat: 11:05am On Feb 10, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bighead5:


Akuya
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Opposes APC Membership Revalidation by maxpat: 11:04am On Feb 10, 2021
Same
garfield1:


Pdp nko?
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Opposes APC Membership Revalidation by maxpat: 10:03pm On Feb 09, 2021
I laugh u in Spanish, Google his qualifications , I bet no one in your clan is more educated, Apc is dead anyway
Fixey:
Oshiomole sha. Ex-Tailor with no sound educational background... that's always swift to refer to the constitution at every time...

... And funny enough he's hardly ever wrong with his citations... Mehn. Despite not being educated, I hardly know of any Nigerian lawyer that quotes the constitution relative to events as accurately as Oshiomole


... His words in his mouth is his weaponry and he wields it fantastically well...
Politics / Re: Twenty-Six Nigerian States Record Zero Foreign Investment In 2020 by maxpat: 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2021
No Foreign direct investment and you have the guts to bann crypto, morons and cows in power , go for your � cowcoin, no reasonable investor will do business with you guys , u don't care as long as ur aboki's areee still selling dollar � morons
Sports / Re: Samuel Chukwueze Undergoes Successful Groin Surgery In Germany (Photo) by maxpat: 10:33am On Feb 05, 2021
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Officialgarri:
The most important thing is the prick.

For what shall it profit a man to gain the entire world, yet lose his prick?
Romance / Re: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by maxpat: 8:26pm On Dec 04, 2020
Nairalanders and bleeping are 5&6
Sports / Re: Kaduna State Marathon: Watch As The Winner Crosses The Finished Line (Videos) by maxpat: 2:54pm On Nov 21, 2020
You are just suffering from cattle flu, product of a rotten caliphate
Bighead5:


Akuya
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Gifts Davido A Customized Necklace Of Himself And His Late Mother (Photo) by maxpat: 2:53pm On Nov 21, 2020
Why is your life all about the vee?? You need a deliverance from odumeje the liquid metal �
longetivity:
damn, I love ipob vaginas
Sports / Re: Kaduna State Marathon: Watch As The Winner Crosses The Finished Line (Videos) by maxpat: 1:08pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ewu fulani
Bighead5:


He is airing his opinion with facts.

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada: I Am Done Dating Nigerian Men by maxpat: 4:23pm On Nov 19, 2020
See village man o.
Soarr:
Mtchew, she never try me o and she don conclude
Wo, every aboki to his kettle jaree
Programming / Re: How Do I Start Please by maxpat: 4:14pm On Nov 19, 2020
Olodo man u are here again
valboyz2010:
Start from Lekki Togate

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Politics / Re: APC Councilors Protest Salary Non-Payment In Edo (Photos) by maxpat: 12:36am On Oct 15, 2020
� see mumu's, u can't eat ur cake and have it
Events / Re: Bride Cries As Her Mum Presents Her With A Car On Her Wedding Day (video) by maxpat: 7:20pm On Sep 14, 2020
Mugu
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by maxpat: 11:25am On Dec 28, 2018
Lol

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