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Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 11:05am On Sep 23, 2017

jashar:
Thankful I'm not average....

But genuinely above-average girls do not say it out that they are not average na. Only average and below average girls see a need to say it out in the open. So...well....

Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 8:52pm On Sep 22, 2017

dorin27:
e don happen

Twitter apocalypse grin

Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2017

Lalas247:
Question ke
On a Friday lie lie ride on

Lol. No laye for dia oo

Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2017

Lalas247:
Warashame indeed

I was waiting for ur comment grin

. Tot u wer gonna question my tweet.

Now wer is that funny bone pocohantas?

Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 4:14pm On Sep 22, 2017

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Romance › Re: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 4:07pm On Sep 22, 2017

Here is what my contribution was yesterday. Some ladies really need to stop tweeting every single detail of their lives like anyone cares.

Romance › Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by Maxvasia(op): 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2017

I happen to have been a part of a twitter thread started by a female tweeter who attempted to show off her "being sought after" by a married man, thread went south.

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Romance › Re: Lady Drags Fiance On The Floor In Pre-wedding Photos by Maxvasia(m): 3:19am On Sep 22, 2017

NYSC › Re: Busty Female Corper Set The Media Ablaze With Eye-popping Photo by Maxvasia(m): 3:11am On Sep 22, 2017

TINALETC3:
D only tin pple talk abt dese days is boobs and buttocks

i tell u

Travel › Re: Kenyan Lady: “Every Nigerian Is Frustrated And Likes To Shout” by Maxvasia(m): 11:37am On Sep 21, 2017

You have been to just Lagos and you assert that Nigerians are frustrated? cheesy

You need go back to ur therapist and stay there. grin

Phones › Re: How To Backup All Your Phone Data Without The Use Of A Laptop Before Formatting by Maxvasia(m): 10:58am On Sep 21, 2017

Please i have noticed that my fone's music player does not recognise or play wma files. How can i fix this?

Celebrities › Re: Bisola Aiyeola Addresses The United Nations General Assembly In New York by Maxvasia(m): 9:51am On Sep 21, 2017

Smh. This country continues to swin in mediocrity and abuse of designations undecided

Romance › Re: You Must Have Observed This Trend At Some Point On Social Media by Maxvasia(op): 4:27pm On Sep 20, 2017

IamKashyBaby:
Hahahahah..abeegi, which social media?
Lemme follow u but all i ask, dont follow me back

Feel free

Romance › You Must Have Observed This Trend At Some Point On Social Media by Maxvasia(op): 3:58pm On Sep 20, 2017*

Chat with you..... No
Reply chats..... Akuko
Like your posts.... For where?
Comment on your post..... Never
Share your post..... For what kwanu? Who u epp?
When you tag them..... They will jejely untag themselves

But when they want to contest for the Face of zobo, kwunu, kwili kwili, flawless body of fufu
Beauty peagants of mami water, Pimpled face of OAU, UNIBEN, OR UNILAG, Best makeup of amadioha or Partners of Onye Izuzu 1 of Ndi portor- portor.

U will see them invading ur inbox like ndi python dance and ask you to like, share and tag ur friends, friends of friends, ur Ex and ur ancestors sef. They suddenly forget "the golden rule"....

I have unfriended more than 30 of them that engage in such Buffoonery....

Feel free to add yours

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Education › Re: 7 Types Of Classmates We Had In Primary School (Throwback) by Maxvasia(m): 9:21am On Sep 20, 2017

shinarlaura:
Lol... this reminds me of a classmate back then in the secondary school. This girl can lie for Africa. She was a nigerian but grew up in Cameroon. She told us that her mother was their house help and that her mother was in England. She equally told us that her father owned many companies in Nigeria and that they were very rich. She equally lied to us that her younger sister who was a cripple was her house help (mother)'s child. And so many other terrible lies. But we later discovered everything. Her mother was even selling pepper in the market. I can never forget that girl.

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Maxvasia(m): 8:51am On Sep 20, 2017

shinarlaura:
Lol....u ve joined bad gang

You brought the bad gang to my doorstep. What can i say? grin

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Maxvasia(m): 8:41am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Dnt bother ur head jare, its not all ladies many guys try

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Maxvasia(m): 8:40am On Sep 20, 2017

You would have made more sense if u had said "many guys". If this is how all guys behave, den i must be superhuman cos dnt do any of these as there are no strings on me.

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Maxvasia(m): 8:35am On Sep 20, 2017

shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha.... u re mean

He is actually correct. We r the very reasons ladies overestimate themselves

Romance › Caption This Pic by Maxvasia(op): 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2017

Romance › Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by Maxvasia(m): 11:32am On Sep 19, 2017

Adaumunocha:
Error in processing... Hope u read the op's story well?

Error in interpretation. I read t very well and reply remains the same

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Romance › Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by Maxvasia(m): 9:58am On Sep 19, 2017

Smh. Lover boy.

When we tell u guys to forget about these ladies, and focus on more important things like being very successful, u ppl always think u r smarter. U fall into a trap and the first thing u think of is suicide. Issokay. It just means the only thing u know abt marriage is its spelling. U think its a joke. U obviously dnt know what these ladies are.

Guy forget them, make money and dey will auto-fall in place. If u like dnt listen. This is what happens to ppl who allow the society tell dem "just get a girl and settle down, u r already 30". U r lucky u r not married yet, ur suicide would have been surer

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Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by Maxvasia(m): 4:47am On Sep 19, 2017

kalufelix:
That Evaberry Na Guy Eim Be

The She-Guy fit be Bobrisky PA

Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by Maxvasia(m): 10:29pm On Sep 18, 2017

pocohantas:
Nigerian or Foreign guy?

Lol....please who is this pocohantas? grin

Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by Maxvasia(m): 10:27pm On Sep 18, 2017

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously

1. DONT ever ask a guy out

2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.

Asking a guy out never ends well

My friend will u carry ur bag of saddism to the Nether Regions. Must u always make a fool of urself here? Always spoiling light moods and attempting to cause chaos on every thread, whether u understand it or not. Please look for warm coffee and drink. U r too paranoid.

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Properties › Re: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Maxvasia(m): 8:00pm On Sep 18, 2017

Adaumunocha:
Dated one banker in the past, darn! That dude is dirty! Na me suffer am cos I kept on cleaning and cleaning. Told myself if I try Love is blind shii I'd get old before my time... Neatly escaped that one. Pheew!

lucky u

Phones › Re: Youtube Go App Officially Launched In Nigeria To Help You Save Data. by Maxvasia(m): 7:58pm On Sep 18, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Hurray!! Bbnaija Bisola To Attend UN General Assembly As Education Ambassador by Maxvasia(m): 7:31pm On Sep 18, 2017

The designation "Ambassador" is now being bastardized. Everyone is now an Ambassador. Smh

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Romance › Re: Shocking Birthday Posts Many Ladies Put Up For Their Friends by Maxvasia(op): 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2017

mhizv:
And I was wondering why most Girls usually end it with "more money to your account" when it's a guy

Romance › Re: “some Nigerian Ladies Have Killed Romance” - Relationship Expert Joro Olumofin by Maxvasia(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2017

Adaumunocha:
Cele?

i dnt get

Romance › Re: Shocking Birthday Posts Many Ladies Put Up For Their Friends by Maxvasia(op): 3:09pm On Sep 18, 2017

TINALETC3:
Dats Hw far we ladies cn go jst 4 attention,a cousin of mine once posted a lady's pix wt bday wishes, I asked hm if Dats his new catch, he sed no, he doesn't even no d lady dat much, dey ar jst frnds on fb, bt d lady compiled d massages herself , begging hm 2 help post it on his wall. I jst weak shaaaa, dey shud kwantinu

omg....wtf??

Romance › Re: “some Nigerian Ladies Have Killed Romance” - Relationship Expert Joro Olumofin by Maxvasia(m): 2:12pm On Sep 18, 2017

Adaumunocha:
This is my section. I didn't bother to read the epistle sef

Lol. Dunno what to do with u grin

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