jashar:


Thankful I'm not average....

But genuinely above-average girls do not say it out that they are not average na. Only average and below average girls see a need to say it out in the open. So...well....

dorin27:
e don happen

Twitter apocalypse

Lalas247:

Question ke
On a Friday lie lie ride on

Lol. No laye for dia oo

Lalas247:
Warashame indeed

I was waiting for ur comment . Tot u wer gonna question my tweet.

Now wer is that funny bone pocohantas?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Here is what my contribution was yesterday. Some ladies really need to stop tweeting every single detail of their lives like anyone cares.

I happen to have been a part of a twitter thread started by a female tweeter who attempted to show off her "being sought after" by a married man, thread went south.

Bq

TINALETC3:
D only tin pple talk abt dese days is boobs and buttocks

i tell u

You have been to just Lagos and you assert that Nigerians are frustrated?

You need go back to ur therapist and stay there.

Please i have noticed that my fone's music player does not recognise or play wma files. How can i fix this?

Smh. This country continues to swin in mediocrity and abuse of designations

IamKashyBaby:



Hahahahah..abeegi, which social media?
Lemme follow u but all i ask, dont follow me back

Feel free

Chat with you..... No
Reply chats..... Akuko
Like your posts.... For where?
Comment on your post..... Never
Share your post..... For what kwanu? Who u epp?
When you tag them..... They will jejely untag themselves

But when they want to contest for the Face of zobo, kwunu, kwili kwili, flawless body of fufu
Beauty peagants of mami water, Pimpled face of OAU, UNIBEN, OR UNILAG, Best makeup of amadioha or Partners of Onye Izuzu 1 of Ndi portor- portor.

U will see them invading ur inbox like ndi python dance and ask you to like, share and tag ur friends, friends of friends, ur Ex and ur ancestors sef. They suddenly forget "the golden rule"....

I have unfriended more than 30 of them that engage in such Buffoonery....

Feel free to add yours

shinarlaura:


Lol... this reminds me of a classmate back then in the secondary school. This girl can lie for Africa. She was a nigerian but grew up in Cameroon. She told us that her mother was their house help and that her mother was in England. She equally told us that her father owned many companies in Nigeria and that they were very rich. She equally lied to us that her younger sister who was a cripple was her house help (mother)'s child. And so many other terrible lies. But we later discovered everything. Her mother was even selling pepper in the market. I can never forget that girl.

shinarlaura:


Lol....u ve joined bad gang

You brought the bad gang to my doorstep. What can i say?

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Dnt bother ur head jare, its not all ladies many guys try

You would have made more sense if u had said "many guys". If this is how all guys behave, den i must be superhuman cos dnt do any of these as there are no strings on me.

shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha.... u re mean

He is actually correct. We r the very reasons ladies overestimate themselves

Adaumunocha:
Error in processing... Hope u read the op's story well?

Error in interpretation. I read t very well and reply remains the same

Smh. Lover boy.

When we tell u guys to forget about these ladies, and focus on more important things like being very successful, u ppl always think u r smarter. U fall into a trap and the first thing u think of is suicide. Issokay. It just means the only thing u know abt marriage is its spelling. U think its a joke. U obviously dnt know what these ladies are.

Guy forget them, make money and dey will auto-fall in place. If u like dnt listen. This is what happens to ppl who allow the society tell dem "just get a girl and settle down, u r already 30". U r lucky u r not married yet, ur suicide would have been surer

kalufelix:

That Evaberry Na Guy Eim Be

The She-Guy fit be Bobrisky PA

pocohantas:
Nigerian or Foreign guy?

Lol....please who is this pocohantas?

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

My friend will u carry ur bag of saddism to the Nether Regions. Must u always make a fool of urself here? Always spoiling light moods and attempting to cause chaos on every thread, whether u understand it or not. Please look for warm coffee and drink. U r too paranoid.

Adaumunocha:
Dated one banker in the past, darn! That dude is dirty! Na me suffer am cos I kept on cleaning and cleaning. Told myself if I try Love is blind shii I'd get old before my time... Neatly escaped that one. Pheew!

lucky u

Qb

The designation "Ambassador" is now being bastardized. Everyone is now an Ambassador. Smh

mhizv:
And I was wondering why most Girls usually end it with "more money to your account" when it's a guy

Adaumunocha:
Cele?

i dnt get

TINALETC3:
Dats Hw far we ladies cn go jst 4 attention,a cousin of mine once posted a lady's pix wt bday wishes, I asked hm if Dats his new catch, he sed no, he doesn't even no d lady dat much, dey ar jst frnds on fb, bt d lady compiled d massages herself , begging hm 2 help post it on his wall. I jst weak shaaaa, dey shud kwantinu

omg....wtf??

Adaumunocha:
This is my section. I didn't bother to read the epistle sef

Lol. Dunno what to do with u