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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by Maxvasia(m): 4:00pm On Jul 24, 2018

Homguy:
Ode! Didnt you read?!

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Family › Re: What Would You First Go Through On Your Spouses' Phone If Given The Chance? by Maxvasia(m): 2:57pm On Jun 29, 2018

Craziestgirl:
Swap the SIM with mine and 'borrow' it for a night would suit me fine.
I want to see everything, and I mean Everything.

Marriage dead before arrival

Nairaland General › Re: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by Maxvasia(m): 3:12pm On May 12, 2018

Homguy:
Explorer,the baddest thread producer :

Cc:
Maxvasia

Nice. I am unto him

Celebrities › Re: Lady Regrets Ignoring Miracle, BBNaija Winner, In 2016 by Maxvasia(m): 3:27pm On Apr 24, 2018

Countersam:
Maybe if she had accepted him in 2016 her badluck wont have let him be screened for 2018 BBNaija.

Abeg stay on your lane gold digger.

Say it louder for the rest of them here on NL to hear!!

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Offers Her Body To Miracle For Winning BBNaija by Maxvasia(m): 9:26pm On Apr 23, 2018

Imagine the insult to miracle. Women often think men are their mates. Smh.

Romance › Re: Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover In Ibadan During Their POP by Maxvasia(m): 9:54am On Apr 14, 2018

Ellabae:
Bros, good afternoon. I hate being rude so pls respect urself.

Hellooo....Rude? Cos you cannot take a joke? Lol. Who cares if you are rude or not? Whatever you choose to type with your keypad, i believe, is your personal problem. You can keep talking and typing but i get to decide if you are worth a reply or not. So stop talking like u r doing me a favor by not being 'rude'. The fact that you are a lady does not make you immune to anything, infact it makes u more prone. Good morning to you too.

Romance › Re: Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover In Ibadan During Their POP by Maxvasia(m): 2:12pm On Apr 13, 2018

Ellabae:
Aww so sweet. Things like this makes me wanna believe Love exist but my heart wouldn't corporate.

Attention seeker. You have been seen

Romance › Re: Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover In Ibadan During Their POP by Maxvasia(m): 2:10pm On Apr 13, 2018

I really still do not understand how a full grown man will kneel before a woman to beg for marriage. These men have lost all sense of shame and do not deserve to be called men. They embarrass the gender.

Romance › Re: Man Finds Out His Girlfriend Got Married After They Quarreled For Two Weeks! by Maxvasia(m): 8:35pm On Apr 12, 2018

This young man has to pay the price for bad quality stupidity. Never have only one girlfriend till you are ready to marry. Have 4 stable gfs at least and do not take any too seriously and you will live long. Stupid boy

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Family › Re: Housewife Arrested For Battering Husband by Maxvasia(m): 10:19pm On Apr 11, 2018

Romance › Re: Qualities Of A Wife Material According To A Female Twitter User by Maxvasia(m): 3:22pm On Apr 11, 2018

Too much Morphine. Smh

Family › Re: My Sister Wants Court Marriage, Her Husband Doesn't. Advise Her Please by Maxvasia(m): 7:19am On Apr 10, 2018

Well, your sister is being welcomed to the new age. Men are no longer stupid. They now know that court marriage is just a trap used by ladies to destroy the future of men from time immemorial. Your sister just married a sharp man, thats all. Court marriage won't work anymore. Shikena. Pele to your sister. Men are no longer stupid u should do same too if u want to live long

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Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by Maxvasia(m): 10:18am On Apr 09, 2018

Amarabae:
Brokenness applies to both gender.
A gold digger is not a feminist.
Feminism prepares a woman to be financially independent and cater for herself.

Vagina is not an ATM card.

OP needs urgent medical attention and moral rehabilitation

Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by Maxvasia(m): 10:15am On Apr 09, 2018

What is most shocking is how posts as this make FP. A lady just comes and posts putrefied toxic waste and it immediately makes fp. Many other life saving posts NEVER make it. Smh. This place is already a joke

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Romance › Re: Lady Ends Her 3 Years Relationship After She Found This On Her Boyfriend's Phone by Maxvasia(m): 10:28am On Mar 31, 2018

EVILFOREST:
Don't mind the GIRL.....
She thought she was MARRIED to him before.

Why Claim "Single Now" when you were never married before...?
I'm still trying hard to understand ladies of nowadays.

When did DATING become MARRIAGE...?
when did BOYFRIEND become HUSBAND...?
Obviously, he was passing time with you because you had never proved to him why he should convert you to his WIFE.....
LADIES, don't mix these things, please.
The moment a MAN sees what you can offer in a relationship and understands how remarkable and beneficial such is, he will take LOAN and MARRY U, the next minute.
He will start by introducing you to all members of his Family even to the ones that are DEAD.
He will dish out their Phone contacts to you.

The bitter TRUTH , is that most LADIES are better serviced as SIDE CHICKS, since they do remarkably well there.

You will live long. U will exit this earth with a stroll and a smile of satisfaction on your face.......AND ON YOUR OWN TERMS

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Romance › Re: "Can You Eat Beans For 10 Years?" - Married Man Says When Asked Why He Cheated by Maxvasia(m): 9:57am On Mar 29, 2018

BrideOfDracula:
What a foolish question. If he can support the same soccer team almost all his life, go to the same bar or whatever the Bleep else he does on a loop, then he is capable of giving the same dedication & loyalty to his wife/marriage, he just doesn't want to. I don't know how some women put up with men like this.

Thats a Dracula sense of logic.

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Romance › Re: "Can You Eat Beans For 10 Years?" - Married Man Says When Asked Why He Cheated by Maxvasia(m): 9:56am On Mar 29, 2018

AntiBrutus:
His wife is beans? And he convinced himself he is some balanced diet? Not knowing he is agidi jollof.

So, he goes about in search of other nutrients, inserting his third leg in every stray nunu. No fear or respect for his family.

Any married person with this mentality, Ogun will fire you...lest, you expose your spouse/family to danger.

His wife was once a "stray nunu". And other ladies out there who also like the good things of life. And not every lady carries a disease.

Romance › Re: "Can You Eat Beans For 10 Years?" - Married Man Says When Asked Why He Cheated by Maxvasia(m): 9:53am On Mar 29, 2018

TheUpsetGirl:
what kinda misogynistic and sexist thread is this

then get ur upset self out of it. Simple

Romance › Re: Lady Removed Sex From Her Relationship For 4 Months And This Happened by Maxvasia(m): 9:38am On Mar 29, 2018

slowpoke. The only thing ur stupid self has to offer is your average body and you kept it away for 4 months. Lol. You think girls are scarce? These ladies always lack sense of correct self assessment. You probably think you are mates with a man. Smh. Chop your L in peace while he enjoys a lady who is not as lunatic as u r. Next post abeg

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Linda Ikeji's Engagement (Photo) by Maxvasia(m): 5:51pm On Mar 28, 2018

softwerk:
Awwwwwwww........This is so sweet

Well I'm still available Oga Don Jazzy!

The last f*ck we had still dey my body my stallion!!!

Really softwerk

Politics › Re: Monica Ambrose: "I Will Bring Back Terrorism To Nigeria" – Presidential Aspirant by Maxvasia(m): 2:28pm On Mar 28, 2018

Lmao! These women and their lack of correct self assessment. Playing games meant only for men. Lucifer will turn born again before a woman will become President, Vice, or even Senate President in this country. You people should just stop disturbing us with noise

Celebrities › BREAKING: Sergey Mavrodi, Founder Of Famous MMM Is Dead, Nigerans React. by Maxvasia(op): 12:41pm On Mar 26, 2018

It was found in a tweet by The Nigerian wailers that the founder of the famous ponzi scheme, MMM is dead. Nigerians attribute his death to nemesis and karma. Below is the link to the tweet and the reactions of Nigerians and the rest of the world.

https://twitter.com/NGRWailers/status/978231769857253376?s=19

Lalasticlala

Mynd44

Romance › Re: My Gf Is Ignoring Me And I Don't Wanna Conclude Shes Seeing Someone. by Maxvasia(m): 5:13pm On Mar 25, 2018

miracle956:
the truth is my side chick is avoiding me dats y am worried about this main chick.

Get another side chick. Get 2

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Ignoring Me And I Don't Wanna Conclude Shes Seeing Someone. by Maxvasia(m): 4:16pm On Mar 25, 2018

miracle956:
y did u say so ma?

Ignore her. Many ladies out there are not well.

Romance › Re: My Gf Is Ignoring Me And I Don't Wanna Conclude Shes Seeing Someone. by Maxvasia(m): 4:14pm On Mar 25, 2018

miracle956:
pls do u kno anything that can substitute dating cos am just lonely inside and I dunno what to do

Just live with this for now. Bear it. Next time, NEVER, i repeat, NEVER have only one gf at a time. Its pure stupidity. See what u r passing through now. People who always have more than 1 gf at a time never have to go through this. Stay woke, dude

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Ignoring Me And I Don't Wanna Conclude Shes Seeing Someone. by Maxvasia(m): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2018

Throw her iut the window. But i guess u can't. Many men are weak, i hope u can count urself out. No earth woman is worth any modicum of ur stress. Also remember that most ladies out there are well made up psychopaths

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Ignoring Me And I Don't Wanna Conclude Shes Seeing Someone. by Maxvasia(m): 4:09pm On Mar 25, 2018

gabinogem:
Love web: a lot of people are dying slowly due to this thing called dating

Loool. I dey tell you, brother

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Romance › Re: What Is Your Turn Off In A Lady?? by Maxvasia(m): 4:08pm On Mar 25, 2018

When i see her eating egg roll and farting openly

Romance › Re: Just Saw This On My Girl Inbox(pics) Girls Are Worthless(updated) by Maxvasia(m): 4:06pm On Mar 25, 2018

tosyne2much:
The matter just get as e oooo

Well, every lady is decent until proven otherwise. A lady that is caught red-handed is the real culprit

This one wey you get so no be babe oooooo.. You have to look elsewhere

This is part of the reasons i said suicide rates may increase and people have no real friends. Relationships sef na war

Romance › Re: Just Saw This On My Girl Inbox(pics) Girls Are Worthless(updated) by Maxvasia(m): 4:04pm On Mar 25, 2018

Wait a minute. She was asked if she has tried Doggie style before and she said No. shocked

My question is, what style have u been using in her if u haven't used the most rudimentary of style on her before??

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Romance › Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Maxvasia(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2018

highqueen:
okay,Mr Terrorist,you have been recognized.

Na you sabi. Just stop embarrassing Nigerians please. Must you comment??

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Romance › Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Maxvasia(m): 5:33pm On Mar 23, 2018

highqueen:
you think I don't know you are from SA.Please,maintain your lane next time.

Lmao! You see why he is correct? You just gave me a new nationality without reason or sense. Lol. I am Nigerian, infact from the South South to be precise. And i say again, the man is correct. Unfortunately, its people like you that make him so.

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