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LoL....

Wetin u do us for Fuoye...
History no go forget u .

Anyways, Happy Birthday.

Aye Le o.. .

Why the hell would person rape Where olosho plenty...
Oh Fada Lawd.. Save Your Beloved Country

fati2001:
oooh so sad your mom is a monkey? what A pity, I almost forgot your dad is a bamboo and you are a chimpanzee.

That's kinda too harsh!? Huh

Anyways that's ain't my biz... Sorry, mind we communicate as friends?

Guess I need an approval from u before I do any stuff! I'll be glad if we can talk. (Winks)

Good! Nice one from the best Governor (In terms of Workers Welfare)
You shall not stumble Sir.

Finally FTC... I dedicate this to all the Struggling People out there... May all your wishes come true true someday... God no go shame any of us. And to all those holding higher ranks in this nation.. Even if it's just for once... tryna make Nigerians Proud.

God no go shame us all.

CuteNbad:
Aba roads? . How may of it are like this?



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Lalissa:
I relocated to Ibadan not too long ago and i would love to meet good people around. .....You can be male, You can be female....Preferably from age 26.

Sexually starved men....please stay away
If u have nothing of value to discuss, please stay away.
Married men forming single .... please stay away
Come to my house geng....please stay away

Not all relationships should be sexual...There are still great minds on nairaland you can share ideas with and learn from....so who needs a friend in Ibadan. just pm me, and I'll reply you.

Hey Pearl, Welcome to IBD City!
Hope you're safe! LoL
I Stay around Airport, Guess that's kinda too far compare to that Radio Station Side( felele). But we can be friends, if you ain't gon mind!

macfish101:
Truth is, it's none of them. If it was any of them, you won't be here seeking for advice. Meanwhile, you need to try more guys, give it time and when you meet the one, you will have no doubt in your heart. Try me�

You're the correct Nigga ba... lmao

IDeyFlogAllah:

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u b bad man bruh

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extol1:
anytime I see ship because I am a lover of them, I always remember "the last ship." I think Nigeria can do better than this

I so much love that movie❤️❤️❤️

Tom Chandler.

the best seasonal films I can watch all over and over again:

THE LAST SHIP
STRIKE BACK
TEEN WOLF....

Prettybhoy:
My own views is that the disease is not a scam though, but the real positive patients are lower than 1000 in the whole country not that live score board NCDC keep uploading , I've know about 10 persons that works in the hospital as doctors/nurses they all deny ever coming accross the real covid-19 patients but their hospitals still recorded some patients as covid-19 positive... Even last week my brother wanted to go and work for fmc bayelsa state but he was scared until a doctor confronted him telling him that there's nothing like covid-19 in bayelsa, he said the government are seriously searching for a covid 19 positive patient sef... He said those numbers in bayelsa are just for political lootings... I had lost my ability to taste and smell few weeks ago, I was thinking it was covid-19... I would have been added to their scam number also if I went to the hospital immediately,, now I'm doing perfectly fine by taking just vitamin c...

DenreleDave:
Getting better by God's grace

. God won't shame us bruh! Stay Safe!!

wickyyolo:
True talk. I have been saying that Coronavirus is real but it’s no longer in Nigeria.

How can you carry a small boy that was coming out from his parent house , tested him and said he was having Coronavirus. This happened in my neighborhood.

DenreleDave:
Down with malaria for the past 3 days but can't go to hospital so that they wunt classify me as Corona patient..

I have to buy drugs myself and treat myself for House.

Can't even tell my people dt I am sick, b4 dem go dey think say I get Corona

before u Know it, you're on the list already! �� LoL

hope you're okay now??

The gods are confused ....

well, it has two meanings , first, maybe she wants a way out of the relationship, just trying to look for an excuse if eventually u fall for one of her friends.

second, maybe she just want to test u... she might truly love u.

but wtf how do u guys cope with 2years relationship with no sex ��. Just romance, e don Taya her.. bruh, yansh her and her friends , then follow the scripture below...

behold and the Lord said: "Let my people Go"

Miwasky:
Dated one of these posh girls and I caught her kissing my friend and she said is not a biggy that I should not make an issh out of it that kissing is like a greeting to her..
I kept quite and ended the relationship that day in my mind but wanted her to feel the same pain I felt.
I pretended for one year to fall crazily in love which she did.

Then I did my own and told her that sleeping with her friend is like greeting in my village ...she was heartbroken for another 1 year..

Not That am proud of it, that’s when I was living in Sin

50/50...

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frozen70:
I am thinking of how you are going to manage this relationship if and when it develops to live affairs

Considering they are good family friends

She is in her late teens

What if the family gets to know that you are dating her and the relationship just ended like that

How will you feel or face them and how will you expect them to trust you and your family again

The worst is that you are all in the same street

I will advise you play the duty if a big brother, ask her about further details on her education plan

Advice her I how to be a woman and keep her self

Scold her when she goes wrong or you see her in the mist of boys or see her hanging with boys

It's better for you to be her watch dog than for you to devour her

Thinking the same advice � u just got here first.


@OP.. no rizon am! everywhere fit jollof if u con break her heart afterwards.

Hypnotise:
You and your so called boyfriend are not serious.

LMAO!!

Orunmila why who did I offend??

if I'd offended u...Just forgive me , find a way and take me out of this earth-hell called NIGERIA ND our robotic President is there doing travel tour...

Imagine sharing a country with animals..I hate some hausas.. Don't attack me plz.. Igi Oni wo pawa o...

these hausas should have 3 ID cards on them + 3 driving license while driving..

they're just too brutal when driving that goddamed trucks...


RIPP baby girl ...

Honestly, Sometimes I just wish CANCER should wipe these wild beasts called SARS...

Lord, abeg ... Make me the president one day.. or maybe even gov... I've got alot of things to do...

The best way to communicate with citizens, Nland is part of them.. this type of cases, had it been our robotic leaders can see them and do something on it immediately but rather busy thinking about projects to embezzle poor people's sweats..

all these SARS.. I go just scrap Dem, anybody forming SARS or whatever will be shot by firing squad.. #TundeIdiagbon regime will start...

Pettyprincess:
Don't judge me because you dnt know me!!! Y'all jumping into conclusion on something you have idea of
I dnt even post this picture in any on my social media because normally i just snap it for fun!!!
I showed him this link nd he saw what y'all posted!!!
Bt anyways i promised myself never to bring my relationship to nairaland no more!!!
I really regret this!!!

wish u all d best in all ur endeavors ✊�✊�✊�

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Pettyprincess:
You dnt know if i am studying or not,yall just jump into conclusion that i am nobody because he is white
If i was dating black guy will you say something like that? Nw because he is white I have to be extremely beautiful,intelligent,rich etc
That's what they call inferiority complex!!
If truly your gf is no match for me then you have no business putting your disgusting mouth into an ugly girl thread!!

Loll... *Pikin wey never go outside go see go say hin papa juju nah hin strong pass__u nor fit blame am nah where hin sense carry am reach be dat*

I can't be trading words with u... wish u safe life-journey ...

I just noticed ur brain is in Airplane mode.. #wey Seun sef

Pettyprincess:
You dnt know if i am studying or not,yall just jump into conclusion that i am nobody because he is white
If i was dating black guy will you say something like that? Nw because he is white I have to be extremely beautiful,intelligent,rich etc
That's what they call inferiority complex!!
If truly your gf is no match for me then you have no business putting your disgusting mouth into an ugly girl thread!!

Loll... *Pikin wey never go outside go see go say hin papa juju nah hin strong pass__u nor fit blame am nah where hin sense carry am reach be dat*

I can't be trading words with u... wish u safe life-journey ...

I just noticed ur brain is in Airplane mode.. #wey Seun sef��... these kids gaz dey fill age info with ID cards before opening acct here on N/land...

back to ur matter bby girl.. did I mention u must be intelligent or beautiful... all wat I mentioned was that at least ,u gaz get some high standards of experience before blabbing ND praising ur Oyinbo guy here... loll... u should still be in skul... then after that u can now settle down and think whether to move on with the guy... now ur saying he wants to apply a student visa for u... loll...

in Miley Cyrus voice.. (Goan wise up folk)

Pettyprincess:
Even i was that girl you will still say i am fat that the lady she posted is more beautiful than her!!
Bt your stupid opinion doesn't matter anyway
One man's food is another man's poison
At least if y'all aren't interested in ugly dry underage girl like me you shouldn't be crying bitterly because someone else adores her
Las Las y'all your monkey looking girlfriends aren't even as attractive as i am, that's why y'all laying your frustration on me!!
Stupid fellow!!

loll... You're no match for my babe .. it's totally Syntax Error..

the thing is.. oyinbo's r crazy ,u can't just expect him to come here in Nigeria ND pick up a 21yrs old girl for marriage you ain't working girl, you've got no job, nothing... or ur thinking bout ur beauty?? loll, I just pray u don't learn ur lesson in a hard way,..

you're fucking too small.. most relationship like this that do work out between a Nigerian girl ND an Oyinbo man is that depends on if the Nigerian girl is working and has an high thinking faculty baby girl.,you're too small, u no nothing... by d time he takes to there..he may be nice to u for couple of years ,that's even too long... once they get crazy.. babe, he can even allow his Friends to join him in blabbing ur kpokie... #beWise

Uruguay president..

Loll... D guy is the most humble president in the world..

Is it that they don't have money to purchase a good car?? Uruguay ain't a poor country tho..

Mr President__ I'm sadly sad to tell you that.. You and your ning nong so called Special Advisers are nothing but fools. This kind if shit is coming out of a whole giant if Africa president..wtf

It shall not be well with you.. plus the useless senators in conjunction with any politician planning on making Nigerians cry... Amen.

Leah sharibu is being held in captivity for some years now...you never done anything to it,now Nothing woman is there crying for your help... And you're there in that Aso rock , sleeping and having fun whereby many Nigerians can't even sleep peacefully or homeless...

Once again... It shall never be well with Babangida and his generations for annulling the 1993 election... Amen�

Bastards of the same feathers ��

Federal University,Oye Ekiti started it's sale of the 2019/2020 screening form on July 1st,2019 but many don't know the exact date it's gonna end.

Im here to tell you that,the screening form which was at first scheduled to July 31st as its closing date has been scheduled to end on August 3, but I'd frankly say "To whom it may concern" *if you think you can take the risk* I hope sure the form will still be on sale till around the middle of August.

Note: Law as a department in FUOYE is yet to be accredited ,so therefore FUOYE urges everyone who has put in for law in the just concluded Jamb should make a change of course to other courses of their choice.

#Mayannar