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Please just try pray and endure, Even though am not married I believe communication is key, Sit here down and force her to voice out her thoughts using psychoanalysis, Just remember one thing don't force her to do anything against her wish cus 'when a woman is fed up there is nothing you can do about it - R Kelly' good luck

My girlfriend have myriad of male friends and admirers but she knows where to draw the line and all we give each other is reciprocal - love, respect, trust et al-, The point where you really messed up was when he requested to speak to your friend and you hung up, Lord do I hate that behaviour, If I were him I will just give you " the silent treatment " because no woman is worth dying for there days except your mother and your wife (who can still turn to an ex), Maybe your sister, Just apologise but brace yourself up for anything, Everything that happens to us becomes experience, And one more question, What did your male friend say?

I use my phone a Nokia 3110c with Opera Mini Mod, You will be forgiven for thinking you are on a PC, you can also deactivate images if you like to save your bills, With Opera I think the phone's wap is archaic,

I can speak English and Yorùbá languages very fluently, A little bit of Arabic and that is due to the fact that I'm a Muslim, I wanna learn how to speak it well together with French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Not forgetting Hausa and Igbo, Infact all languages

I can speak English and Yorùbá languages very fluently, A little bit of Arabic and that is due to the fact that I'm a Muslim, I wanna learn how to speak it well together with French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Not forgetting Hausa and Igbo, Infact all languages

If you wanna practise Islam successfully, don't marry a Christian. Look at it from this angle, is she gonna be down with Saum and Hajj when she does not understand the basics,

If you wanna practise Islam successfully, don't marry a Christian. Look at it from this angle, is she gonna be down with Saum and Hajj when she does not understand the basics,

Never let a woman come between you and your mother.

@Seun I'm a Ladokite so I definately know what is going on plus we all live in fear now and we are presently writing exams.

This week started with the cold news that the headless bodies of three students that went to read in school overnight were discovered in front of the student affairs building. Not too long before this incident, students and indigenes alike disappeared as a result of the whims of okada operators. Some of them were nabbed but they refused to confess. Everything is at sixes and sevens. Anybody related to any Ladokite should please pray for them. THIS IS SERIOUS.

An Hausa man wanna have sex so he went to a brothel. He told several hookers to strip naked for survey. He was so bemused with what he saw that he shouted "evrybodi, come see tomato wey get bear-bear" in reference to their privates.

Never because she's not yet my wife. Ever heard of the Yoruba adage that says "ówo lo ñ bojù òré jee".

I had this cockamamie of a tale shoved down my throat as a kid growing up in Lagos. I mean, this was lie reinvented. Lions, footballers, dragon heads, fireballs don't normally rhyme together in a sentence but we were so naive we believed it. I think it has to do with the elders-can't-lie mentality that was inculcated into us as impressionable youngsters. I tried selling the story to my younger ones and the look they gave me was like 'we may be younger but we are not that stupid'. Not in this computer age. The one that really took the cut was about how Indian athletes ran like cheetahs which was why they were banned from athletics.

Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN) have continue to blaze the trail on governance in this country even adversaries have been forced to admit albeit grudgingly. He wants to build an efficient rail transport so as to decongest the roads and make transportation easier. All these will be in 2009. Even though he has his faults, the guy is really trying unlike some morons, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS VISION? THE RAIL TRANSPORT.

@ CRUDEDUDE

Watz up dawg? I'm not always online because I'm presently working on my final year project but I love you guys. I mean the creativity of most netcees is mind-blowing. Anyway, TAKE THIS.

Dude U so rude/that methink U need to be on a dosage of quaalude
Just like a bimbo datz nude/U only useful for filling interlude

Thatz for U CRUDEDUDU

007 thatz the numerical portion of my user name/I ma hit ya like Daniel Craig in Ian Flemingz 007/thatz the reason ya gonna cringe into oblivion in Wyoming.

Well, U made so many cogent points.

But I think it's not fair to castigate one sex when both have their inadequacies.
For example, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me without giving me any "warning signs" while also telling me that I'm good as a guy but she can't continue the relationship.
I wasn't heart-broken in the real sense but I was baffled because I had to think on what might have caused her change of heart but I realized it was going to be a futile effort because I started experiencing throbbing migraines.
Several months later, I discovered that she's in another relationship with a guy I know.
I took it all in my stride cus "what won't be urs won't be urs".
We still relate but my pals were very bitter over such flagrant betrayal. But it's all good.
The bottomline is for everyone to have an happy ending.

My rhymez so supersonic gonna leave U dazed dat U gonna be inflicted with schizophrenia catatonic
Bottles of blood tonic not gonna be enuf to rid ur body of these demonic toxicity
Recommend U take a hike to the "resident evil" city/where U gonna trade places with kittiez
Like The Atomic Kitten, U not gonna be shooting poolz cuz ur liver is gonna be submerged in a murky pool
Before I put any further dent on ur already plummeting career/itz beta U go see a lyrical dentist before U start taking a queue (cue) from the rear
Apologize before U get totally lobotomize(d)/else U get fried before U mummified

@ CRUDEDUDE

U so crude and such a waste of matter dat ur thinking makes the neolithic man looks like a genius/
Maybe U shud (should) go for a lobotomy in the Arctic for a grey-matter upgrade datz gonna serve an Xmaz bonus,

I've been perusing the lines by such netcees like Sauron, Chamotex, Shaz et al and I realised that these guyz are good. I'm just a beginner so I would appreciate it if U guyz can assess me, at least, thatz necessary in order for me to be accepted.

MY BIRTH,

I'm a neophyte in this game/tryna lyte (light) up the game with my name
Even though I give respect to whom itz due/dat doesn't make me a lyrical suspect cuz some vermins ain't gat no clue
The whole world is gonna "take a bow" at my feet/ask Rihanna she even kissing Chris Brown's feet/I ma bury haterz with scarecrows till they face obliteration down six feet
Da Mayor is here to reign/I'm gonna shower rapheadz during this lyrical rain (reign)/till they ain't feeling pain
Da Mayor of Casterbridge was so frigging secretive and mean/I wish I was like him/but that doesn't mean I can't cast U o'er bridges at world endz like U is some accursed fugitive
A place in this rap shit is all I need/thatz the reason I'm moving at my pace/to avoid igniting a kamikaze shit

HOW DID I FARE? OVER TO U GUYZ.

Oh Lawd, this is gonna be a tough one but top 20 in no order will be:
1. Thug Luv-Bone Thugs n Harmony feat Tupac

2. Forget about dre-Dre feat Eminem

3. Black Jesus-Tupac feat OUTLAWZ

4. Slippin-DMX

5. I try-Talib Kweli feat Mary J Blige

6. One mic-Nas

7. 99 Problems-Jay Z

8. Like toy soilders-Eminem

9. Swagger like us-TI, Jay Z, Kanye West, Lil Wayne

10. I'm so hood (remix)-DJ Khaled feat Young Jeezy, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Fat Joe, Big Boi, Baby, Rick Ross

11. Street fame-Tupac

12.Ether-Nas

13.Hit em up-Tupac and outlawz

14.Cash flow-AceHood feat Rick Ross and T Pain

15.Just a moment-Nas and Quan

16.Regulate-warren G and nate Dogg

17.2 0f Americaz most wanted-Tupac and Snoop

18.Renegade-jay Z and Eminem

19. One day at a time-Tupac, Eminem

20. Soon as I get home- Tupac

The top five rap collaboration, to me,:
1. Street fame-2pac and the outlawz
2. Renegade-Jay Z and Eminem
3. Just a moment-Nas and Quan
4. Regulate-Warren G and Nate Dogg
5. Don't push me-50 Cent, Eminem and Lloyd Banks.

Nairalanders, lemme know yours and have an healthy debate. Please ur choices should be collabos that make sense lyrically.

The top rappers, to me, are:
Mode Nine
MI
Ikechukwu
Gino
Naeto C
Freestyle in n particular order.
In terms of lyrics, organization of punch lines and the interspersing of metaphors, it will be between MI and ModeNine but commercially, maybe Ikechukwu. What do U guys think?