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Ok. I'll pass the mesage!

Weird

Electric chair? Dentist? Lol.

These thing has gotten out of hand, Dear God we need your help.

nnekamezor: 8-)

How are you?

nnekamezor: For ur mind abi

choii....i've seen a new chick

My chick.

Absolutely correct!

What's these?

Op Where is Asa?

pweetiedee: *yinmu* fantasy. U want er to possess those qualities with hot temper shey?

I'll teach her how to control her temper.

Nollywood actor, Mike Ezuruonye, has attacked new acts in Nollywood, who he described as fame seekers rather than craft developers.

According to the actor, the movie industry is developing especially with quality sounds, compared to what was obtainable in the past. He also stated that cinemas are helping to fight the menace of piracy.

He noted that in the midst of this development, up and coming acts are not ready to develop themselves in the craft; rather they are after the fame.

The actor also explained that the reason why it looks as if he is no more in the industry is that he selects the kind of scripts that is brought to his table so as not to offend his fans with some kind of movie roles.

“I’ve been very selective with the movies I feature in now. You’ll get to a level you have to be careful the kind of roles and movies you accept and still not offend your fans because you own them a lot of allegiance. So I believe I should be acting in movies that will put me in a better light and help take my career forward to the next level,” he noted.
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/28066/1/young-nollywood-acts-are-after-fame-not-industrys-.html

Boobs, butt, nice legs, fwesh skin.

Story story!

MISSYTOSIN: LOL

Abeg na, were can i meet you?

MISSYTOSIN: LOL

abeg na....what time should i meet you and were?

Nice one

MISSYTOSIN: I nid a male virgin for ritual.

Use me

banega: Ikom is in Cross-River.st!!

are u an Ikomite?

Titiluvly:

ikom is in
cross river state.

Ikom, my town

ayukdaboss: Yea I am..Wow

ok! I'm ikomitte.

ayukdaboss: This lady is gradually becoming less appealing.

are u cross riverian(etung)?

Three men in a resturant ordered for a meal, the total cost of which is N15. They each contribute N5. The waiter takes the money to the chef who recognizes the three as friends and asks the waiter to return N5 to them.
The waiter is not only poor at mathematics but dishonest and instead of going to the trouble of spliting the N5 between the three, he simply gave them N1 each and pockets the remaining N2 for himself.
Now, each of the men effectively paid N4, the total paid is therefore N12. Add the N2 in which the waiter pockets and it becomes N14.
Where has the original N1 gone from the original N15?

biochem is nt difficult. Forget about wat u heard.
Dr tld it is lyk medicine, dat it is very difficult

UNICAL STUDENTS ONLY (DON'T READ)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Students who are yet to return to campus as scheduled are already missing out on lectures as Unical Management made it mandatory for Lecturers to commence lectures on the 6th of January, 2014. The Academic Calendar for 2012/2013 indicates the University will close for the Second Semester on 16th May, 2014.

A detailed Approved 2013/2013 Second Semester Academic Calendar released by the Registrar indicates that Students were expected back on Campus on 3rd January, 2014 to make payment of School Charges/Registration. Accordingly, Lectures commenced on the 6th of January, just as Registration is scheduled to end on Friday, 17th January 2014.

Late Registration commences on Monday, 20th and runs through Friday 31st Jan. 2014.

Inaugural Lecture of the University of Calabar is also billed to hold on 31st January, 2014 to draw the curtain on January, 2014.

Calendar/Events from February through May, 2014 are as follows:

FEBRUARY:
Friday 21/2/2014: Convocation Lecture
Saturday 22/2/2014: Convocation
Wednesday 26/2/2014: Inaugural Lecture



MARCH:
Monday 3rd: Students' Week begins
Friday 7th: Students' Week ends
Wednesday 19th: Inaugural Lecture
Friday 28th: Lecture ends



APRIL:
Wednesday 2nd: Exams begin for Education & Final Year Students
Friday 11th: Exams end for Education & Final Year Students
Monday 14th: Exams begin for All GSS Students
Friday 18th: Exams end for All GSS Students
Monday 21st: Exams begin for All EXCEPT CES Students
Monday 21st: Inaugural Lecture



MAY:
Friday 2nd: Exams end for All EXCEPT CES Students
Monday 5th: Exams begin for CES Students
Friday 16th: Exams end for CES Students
Friday 16th: End of Second Semester and All Students depart




SUMMARY:

LECTURES----------12 WEEKS
EXAMINATIONS------6 WEEKS
TOTAL-------------18 WEEKS

Good Luck To You All...




I'm A Staff At The Institute Of Oceanography, Unical.
I'd Be Reached On Twitter Via @nsidem And On BBM Via 234ED139. Phone Number On Request.


Please , when will clearance for newly admited students commence?

UNICAL STUDENTS ONLY (DON'T READ)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Students who are yet to return to campus as scheduled are already missing out on lectures as Unical Management made it mandatory for Lecturers to commence lectures on the 6th of January, 2014. The Academic Calendar for 2012/2013 indicates the University will close for the Second Semester on 16th May, 2014.

A detailed Approved 2013/2013 Second Semester Academic Calendar released by the Registrar indicates that Students were expected back on Campus on 3rd January, 2014 to make payment of School Charges/Registration. Accordingly, Lectures commenced on the 6th of January, just as Registration is scheduled to end on Friday, 17th January 2014.

Late Registration commences on Monday, 20th and runs through Friday 31st Jan. 2014.

Inaugural Lecture of the University of Calabar is also billed to hold on 31st January, 2014 to draw the curtain on January, 2014.

Calendar/Events from February through May, 2014 are as follows:

FEBRUARY:
Friday 21/2/2014: Convocation Lecture
Saturday 22/2/2014: Convocation
Wednesday 26/2/2014: Inaugural Lecture



MARCH:
Monday 3rd: Students' Week begins
Friday 7th: Students' Week ends
Wednesday 19th: Inaugural Lecture
Friday 28th: Lecture ends



APRIL:
Wednesday 2nd: Exams begin for Education & Final Year Students
Friday 11th: Exams end for Education & Final Year Students
Monday 14th: Exams begin for All GSS Students
Friday 18th: Exams end for All GSS Students
Monday 21st: Exams begin for All EXCEPT CES Students
Monday 21st: Inaugural Lecture



MAY:
Friday 2nd: Exams end for All EXCEPT CES Students
Monday 5th: Exams begin for CES Students
Friday 16th: Exams end for CES Students
Friday 16th: End of Second Semester and All Students depart




SUMMARY:

LECTURES----------12 WEEKS
EXAMINATIONS------6 WEEKS
TOTAL-------------18 WEEKS

Good Luck To You All...




I'm A Staff At The Institute Of Oceanography, Unical.
I'd Be Reached On Twitter Via @nsidem And On BBM Via 234ED139. Phone Number On Request.


Please , when will clearance for newly admited students commence?

Ugo so u brought diz stuff eh! Dn't wory

@valentina, pls is biochem~ difficult? #just askin.

Pls. .Du yu gyz av any idea of wn clearance 4 new studnts wil bgin??