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Religion / Re: South African Pastor Strips Members During 'church service' by mayorjo4u: 11:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
Satan's eden, pls come out of amongst them |
Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by mayorjo4u: 12:28pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
This is the scenerio of the plane crash. Lord Deliver Us.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Biblical Toasting by mayorjo4u: 2:31pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
Here is a similar discussion .. Boy: Do U have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope,I don’t need 2 have a boyfriend Boy: Gen2:18 The Lord God said,”It’s not good for a man 2b alone,I will make a helper suitable for him” Girl: But I don’t love U Boy: 1John 4:8 “Whoever does not love,does not know God,because God is love” Girl: And how do I know U mean those words? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks”. Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and Earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away Girl: But why me,there are a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,but you surpass them all” Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon4:7 “You are all together beautiful,my darling;there is no flaw in you”. Girl: But I’m not all that beautiful,you are exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs31:30 “Charm is deceptive,and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised” Girl: What happens if I say yes?” Boy:Gen2:24 ” Therefore man shall leave his father and hold fast to his wife,and they shall become 1 flesh” Girl:How come you know the scriptures this much? Boy:Joshua1:8 “This book of Law shall not depart from your mouth,but you shall meditate on it day and night,so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it.For then He will make your way prosperous and you will have good success” Girl:Wow! I can see you really love God. Boy:psalms34:8 “Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him” Girl: hmmm,Ok please give me time to think about it. Boy: Philipians4:8 “Finally brethren, whatever is true,whatever is honorable,whatever is just,whatever is pure,whatever is lovely,whatever is commendable,if there is any excellence,if there is anything worthy of praise,think about these things.” Girl: owww I love you already.” Boy: Revelation 22:21b ” Amen; |
Food / Re: Cheap Foods That Helps The Brain Focus by mayorjo4u: 9:04am On Sep 03, 2013 |
I think fried coconut and plantain do more than just fasting brain. It is every body lovely food. Try it n see |
Computers / Re: Opera Vs Mozilla Vs Google Chrome: Which Is The Fastest Web Browser? by mayorjo4u: 12:14pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Opera na baba. Even go and get the latest opera 15 and install. The different is clear. In speeding. Na opera came first then seamonkey, den firefox, chrome na slowest followed by explorer. |
Romance / Re: Photo: Can You Do Like This To Your Lover? by mayorjo4u: 12:23pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
WATCH HIM. HE HAS LOST HIS BIRTHRIGHT... LIKE ESAU AND JACOB. LOST HIS MENTANOPHORIES PSYCHOLOGICAL AMENITIES |
Religion / Re: Sister Biodun Kumuyi Seen In Heaven by mayorjo4u: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR LIFE AND SAY: LORD HAVE MERCI ON ME. SAY: LORD, WASH ME BY THY BLOOD FOR YOU HAVE DIED FOR ME.. THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST IS TOO MUCH, LIKE A RIVER, YOU TOO SHOULD RUN INTO IT, AND YOU SHALL BE SAVE AND REIGN WITH CHRIST IN HEAVEN. GUYS, DONT LET THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST WASTE. IT IS STILL FLOWING TODAY. BELIEVE HIM. THANK GOD I AM SAVED !! |
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Beaten To Death In Ilorin By Angry Mob (PHOTOS) by mayorjo4u: 7:18am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Give Gbosa to Govnr Fatai Ahmed for the security measures he is giving to kwarans. All ye thiefs beta u packoff. |
Romance / Re: He Deceived My Fiance With Mercedes 190 by mayorjo4u: 5:39pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
:/My advice be say u shd quickly bring her home, den she no go point eye to anoda man again. :/ |
Education / Re: Cut-off Marks For 2013 National Common Entrance Examination Released by mayorjo4u: 4:12pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
God help Nigeria, More efforts still need to be put in place to dos states whose score range dey makes me lol. May be no school exists @all. So I will contact President Goodluck Jonathan to give me contract to develop dos 3 states better. Nigerians are Good People n Great Nation. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sick Man Goes To Doctors And He's Told That ‘He's A Woman’ by mayorjo4u: 3:36pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
AFTER THE MAN DON GAVE BIRTH TO MANY CHILDREN 2RU HIS WIFE, HE'S NOW BEING CALLED A WOMAN. ..NA WRONG DIAGNOSIS.. FOR SCIENCE |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses In Washington State, USA by mayorjo4u: 7:40pm On May 24, 2013 |
It is time for dem to collapse, bridges of 1600ADs, wen is nigeria den ? |
Politics / Re: Dangote Promises To End Fuel Import In 4 Years by mayorjo4u: 7:27pm On May 24, 2013 |
You are thinking well for nigeria. I support your idea |
Politics / Re: Woman Removes Man's Teeth With Slap. by mayorjo4u: 9:06am On May 01, 2013 |
Ds woman is nt just naturally fighting, she is possessed |
Politics / Re: Senate Opens Debate On Renaming UNILAG Moshood Abiola University by mayorjo4u: 8:32am On Apr 25, 2013 |
What I would like is to name it Goodluck Ebele Jonathan University... If he can not.. Then leave it alone... |
Nairaland / General / Re: Omitowoju Area In Ibadan On Fire! by mayorjo4u: 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
kilode ? but which geographical region has this event occurred ? sorry for that |
Webmasters / Re: How To Build Your Own Professionally Looking Website In Minutes ( Do It Urself) by mayorjo4u: 6:55am On Apr 14, 2013 |
why not with notepad, are you not an expert |
Celebrities / Re: Weird News: Man Marries Dead Girlfriend In Joint Funeral & Wedding Ceremony by mayorjo4u: 6:34pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
the love 10 much .. keep it up. |
Politics / Re: FG Scraps NECO, NAPEP, Cancels UTME & Others by mayorjo4u: 10:19am On Apr 03, 2013 |
MY FG. AND FELLOW NIGERIANS. HEAR THIS NOW. Scraping of NECO n NAPEP can't resolve this issue.. THE REAL PROBLEM IS CORRUPTION, MALPRACTICES n INGENUINETY IN THE RESULT.. THIS IS WHAT YOUR TARGET SHD BE.. HOW YOU CAN ELIMINATE MALPRACTICES IN THE EXAM. CANCELING JAMB, NECO, NAPEP WILL CREATE MORE PROBLEM IN THE ECONOMY... IS LIKE CUTTING DOWN A TREE THAT IS ALREADY YIELDING FRUIT IN THE FIELD AND PLANTING A NEW ONE AFRESH, WHEN WILL THAT BENEFITS PEOPLE. |
Crime / Re: My Share Was Only N45.5M - MMA Robberies Suspect by mayorjo4u: 9:49am On Apr 03, 2013 |
We just Thank God for our police that caught them.. I gave you One Million Naira Awards each. And I will like if you can also go to our Senators, Governors and Politics off there that are stealing Nigeria money, if such operation can be granted, Nigeria will be Good once again.. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Beware Of No.9 Oremeji Street, Isolo, Lagos. by mayorjo4u: 2:32pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Another one is NPGC @ ikeja lagos, pls any one who knows about them should comment... Them calll demself network marketers, pls are they really scam or not. |
Politics / Re: Petrol Tanker Falls At Ogbomoso (Pictures) by mayorjo4u: 11:25am On Mar 26, 2013 |
This tanker driver must be sleeping while driving, likewise the ogbomosho road is very narrow, I wonder how conviniently two diff.. trailer will be working on a single tared road. |
Crime / Re: Pictures Of A 23-yr-old Thief Caught At Ijero-Ekiti by mayorjo4u: 11:00am On Mar 26, 2013 |
What you pple has done for this boy is even enough for him to stop his theft. He must have learnt a lesson now, every day is for the thief... |
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of OBJ And Shan George by mayorjo4u: 5:56pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
OBJ de call hm wife, saying come n see ds lady shan ooo, shd I fall in luv wt her.. |
Education / Re: $1000 For Nigerian 1st-Class Students In Ghana by mayorjo4u: 5:23pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
How many institution in Nigeria are practising this? Abeg make u no kill their mission. It is just to encourage them, other institute can immitate them now and d competition will increase, out of which will make the country to grow higher and develop.. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rockets Fired From Gaza In To Israel As Obama Visits by mayorjo4u: 12:41pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
the israelite are wise men.. Is not like jonathan visiting a state in naija dat de will not b @ alert |
Politics / Re: A Picture Of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At The World Bank Headquarters by mayorjo4u: 10:20am On Apr 10, 2012 |
Handsome mummy, just ensure you give us money forget not your children |
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