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After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife
for his young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in
Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home. Since
Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to
move out.

She spent the 1st day packing her belongings
into boxes and crates.
On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and
collect her things.

On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at
their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a
bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and
every room and stuffed half-eared shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain
rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all
was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They
tried everything- cleaning, mopping, and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead
rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air
fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters during which they had to move out for
a few days and in the end they even replaced the
expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen
refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer
and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their
price in half, they could not find a buyer for
their stinky house. Word got out and eventually
even the local realtors refused to return their
calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of
money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things were
going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed
her old home terribly and would be willing to
reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the
smell was, he agreed on a price that was about
1/10th of what the house had been worth, but
only if she were the sign the papers that very
day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers
delivered the paperwork.

A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood
smiling as they watched the moving company
pack everything to take to their new home…
Including the curtain rods.


https://naijatootnow..co.ke/2016/01/woman-gets-revenge-on-cheating-ex.html?m=1

Barely two days after the release of popular inspirational song ‘Osinachi’ by singer, Humble Smith, where he featured Davido, his fans have come pouncing on the singer after they listened to lyrics of Davido’s part.

Funs had anxiously waited to listen to the remix of the song to see how Davido will do justice to it but their wait was turned to murmuring as some fans got upset at the way Davido turned his present baby mama crisis into song.

In the song, Davido, stated that it is not by force to go to Dubai, asking if that was what caused the fight but noted that he is just laughing at the way things are playing out.

He further stated that people are out to destroy his career and also take away his favour but noted that he has forgiven all those accusing him.

Some fans said, “Davido carry him family problem enter the song, wahala dey.

Humble Smith you disappointed your fans this is the worst collabo ever. What has Davido issue got to do with Osinachi remix? Just because he is a big name you messed this song up no hating to OBO, I love all his works but spoiling this beautiful song am disappointed.

https://naijatootnow..com.ng/2016/01/fans-slam-davido-over-poor-osinachi.html

Barely two days after the release of popular inspirational song ‘Osinachi’ by singer, Humble Smith, where he featured Davido, his fans have come pouncing on the singer after they listened to lyrics of Davido’s part.

Funs had anxiously waited to listen to the remix of the song to see how Davido will do justice to it but their wait was turned to murmuring as some fans got upset at the way Davido turned his present baby mama crisis into song.

In the song, Davido, stated that it is not by force to go to Dubai, asking if that was what caused the fight but noted that he is just laughing at the way things are playing out.

He further stated that people are out to destroy his career and also take away his favour but noted that he has forgiven all those accusing him.

Some fans said, “Davido carry him family problem enter the song, wahala dey.

Humble Smith you disappointed your fans this is the worst collabo ever. What has Davido issue got to do with Osinachi remix? Just because he is a big name you messed this song up no hating to OBO, I love all his works but spoiling this beautiful song am disappointed.

https://naijatootnow..com.ng/2016/01/fans-slam-davido-over-poor-osinachi.html

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There was pandemonium in the early hours of
this morning, January 8, at Ajayi farm bus stop
before Ikeja Along, Lagos state, when a bus
conductor plucked a passenger’s tooth over N50
change.
A bus conductor fighting with passenger in
Lagos
READ ALSO: Bus Driver, Conductor Wanted Over
Woman’s Death
The trouble started after the passenger
identified as Kunle paid his transport fare but
the bus conductor deliberately hoarded his
change for several minutes.
The passenger who boarded the bus from under
bridge at Iyana-Dopemu bus stop to the
aforementioned bus stop was supposed to pay
N50, he gave the bus conductor N100 and
requested for his change but the conductor told
him he has no change that his fare is N100.

After few minutes to his bus stop, the passenger
stared pressing harder for his change but the
conductor kept telling he has no change to give
to him and completely ignored the young man.
When the young man got to his bus stop, he
alighted and asked for his change again, but the
conductor jumped into the bus as the driver
attempted to move, the young man quickly
grabbed him and pulled him out of the bus.
The bus conductor in retaliation held his shirt
and they started calling each other names and
dragging themselves around. The dragging later
got intense and the bus conductor while trying
to escape the grip of the passenger, he hit the
young man on his chest. They started fighting,
and some of the passengers came down from the
bus to intervene, they held the young man and
told him to be clam while the conductor was still
yelling and insulting him.

Unfortunately for Kunle who had already
listened to fellow passenger and calmed down,
decided to turned back to pick his wristwatch
that snapped during the brawl, the bus
conductor came from behind and blew him on
his mouth, and one of his teeth fell off, and they
stared fighting again.

The other passengers started yelling on the
driver to give them part of their money since
they have not gotten to their destination while
those that were close already, started walking to
the next bus stop to board another bus and
continue their journey.

https://naijatootnow..co.ke/2016/01/read-terrible-thing-bus-conductor-did.html?m=1

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Most people who have travelled via plane know
the importance of runways. If runways are safe
then it becomes easier for the pilot to land and
the passengers to walk away safely. There are
many runways all around the world but here are
5 of the most interesting yet also dangerous
runways in the world.




5. Ice Runway, Antarctica
Many people love snow but the moment you see
this runway, you’d be forgiven for having
second thoughts. The Ice runway is the biggest
runway in Antarctica but the elevation is only 1
foott above sea level which is very low. At the
same time the length of the runway is 10,000 ft
but what makes this even more dangerous is
that there are no lines drawn on the runway as it
is completely white, making it harder for pilots
to land. Even though it is made completely of ice,
it’s actually capable of handling the heaviest
aircrafts in the US Air force.

4. Juancho E. Yrausquin Airport, Saba,
Netherlands Antilles

3. Kansai International Airport, Osaka, Japan
Another very interesting and dangerous airport
is the Kansai International which is located on an
artificial Island in Osaka Japan. This Airport has
an elevation of 5m and a total length of 3500m of
the first runway and 4000m of the second
runway. It is considered so dangerous because it
leaves pilot little room for error – If a pilot fails
to stop in time he and his aircraft can end up on
the water!

2. Madeira International Airport, Madeira,
Portugal
Located at an elevation of 190 feet with a length
of 9124 feet, this dangerous airport is more like a
bridge. It’s construction makes it look like a
bridge as for the required elevation from sea
level the runway could not be made on flat
ground. Many experienced pilots with high
flying hours believe that this is one of the
toughest and trickiest runways to land on.


1. Lukla Airport, Nepal
A small airport in the town of Lukla which at an
elevation of 9,100 ft from sea level has a runway
length of just 460 meters. What makes this
runway really dangerous is the short length and
the strong gushes of wind that blow from the
nearby Himalayas, which make it extremely
difficult to land straight and brea


https://naijatootnow..co.ke/2016/01/5-most-dangerous-runways-in-world.html?m=1

It seems the babymama drama involving 23-year-old pop artiste, David Adeleke, popularly known as Davido and 28-year-old Sophia Momodu, the niece of popular publisher, Dele Momodu, will not end soon.
In what look to be an indirect response to the allegation by Davido that Sophia infected their daughter, Imade with Cannabis; Dele Momodu threatened that Nigerians will soon know the king of cannabis when the case is fully disclosed.
The veteran journalist disclosed this in a tweet, hinting that
http://mayorski..com/2016/01/davidos-babymama-drama-we-shall-soon.html

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Truecaller has announced that its community
has reported 2 million spam calls in Nigeria,
with a total of 120 000 spam and unwanted calls
detected every day across the country.
Truecaller’s data highlights an issue that is
becoming an increasing cause for concern in
Nigeria as spammers become more adept at
harassing and taking advantage of smartphone
users in Nigeria.

“Thousands of smartphone users are the victims
of spammers in Nigeria every day,” Husain
Misherghi, VP of Growth and Partnerships for
Truecaller, said, adding that, “You can protect
yourself with Truecaller by reporting spam and
unwanted numbers, and blocking them forever.
That information is listed in our database and
we report it to Truecaller’s community of users,
providing a safe and secure communication
experience for all Nigerians with easy, hassle-
free calls.”

Close to 4 million Nigerians use Truecaller from
among the global Truecaller community of over
200 million.

The innovative app enables users to block
unwanted and spam calls they have reported to
Truecaller, or receive assistance from the app’s
database where spam numbers are listed and
marked in red. To further protect smartphone
users from spam, Truecaller has taken its
cutting-edge technology to the next level with
Truemessenger, an SMS replacement app that
tells users who sent an SMS even if they are not
in your contacts.

Truemessenger does for SMS what Truecaller
has done for mobile phone calls – identifies
incoming SMS, filters and blocks spam SMS, to
keep our users’ inboxes safe and clean.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/truecaller-community-reports-2m-spam-calls-in-nigeria/

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