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sorry brother hope you have taken medication

XtraFortunes:
I eat beans the previous day and the effects came up during the date. I tried but failed to hold a fart. The smelly fart escaped from my anus with force and brought the date to a grinding halt as everyone scampered for safety


jk

guyyyyy no kee me abeg lol crazy 😂😂😂😂

habsydiamond:
If u dodge her qithout having a tangible evidence, she can lie her way out of it.. its better to approach her, get a visible evidence like video or pictures.. with that she's done for.. as for me oo I am done with public liability asset.

Dope write up

IamisraelJoseph:
Wetin you self find go this kind place😂?

Na pass I dey pass o 😂😂😂😂

Unyimekelvin:
where be disabi na school??

No o na inter house sport 😂

Vinnie2000:
Omo, I would Rave, shout @her and Forcefully Drag her to a Good corner..


Then 'Do the Needful and Punish her with Koboko'!

If she dein you come call boiz for you day you won collect her purse ko 😂

T0BY:
Ashawo, olosho, hookup ladies dey give me joy. Thank God for them. Because of them I no get time to woo some useless girls wey feel like say the world dey revolve around their Ass and hole.

Kai 😂😂😂😂

Imagination o 😂

If you catch your babe for this kind place
Shey you go dodge or not

As for me I will walk up to her and say how far how much be short time

Ohhjh no worry I don change my mind
I won do day break
How much 😂

here

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fuel scarcity no POS to dispense funds
I was going to work today i should have collected money yesterday I felt I will get it in the morning behold I went to like 10 POS centre before I could get 4k this morning

main topic
what is Lagos state trying to do
what is this structure meant for pls

use bicham asap

chats here

CoronaVirusRelo:
…..and they did naming ceremony when they gave birth to you?

What a loss!

toxic human being pls make sure you take your drugs complete pls

OnlineArchitect:
We know what you missed, so no matter what, the advice we'll give you here today wouldn't count cos you'll still go ahead against all odds to be with her. I've learnt to remove mouth in issues pertaining to two ppl that I've seen each other's nakedn*ss

boss no be so I just no one mis calculate na why

Nia69:
Enjoy yourself. 🙂

lmao

Killbillz:
For ur own good abort mission ooo... E get why 😐

asap

SUPERPACK:
That one hour sex you desire from her might cost you a lifetime of regret. Never ever go back to your vomit, no matter how hungry you are.

thanks so much for this

chats includes here

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there this my ex babe
although we had a messy break up but she still giving green light like she chats me up to check up on me time to time

when we were dating our sex live was crazy
she is the only girl I have se× with that take up to 1hr non stop without any man power or drink
we once had se× in the pool countless doggie

she someone that likes having se× and she doesn't like slow sex she likes tatatata as in very fast sex ....she spoilt me a lot cause I have never heard a girl saying baby spank me fuxk me hard
fuxk like you hate me lol it was some kind of crazy stuff

but we broke due to her anger issues she the hot jealous type so I had stay away from her make she no kill me

but some for some weeks now we have been talking romantically like she said she miss me that she wants to see me

in conclusion she said we should see and I agreed cause I kinda of miss her too
but do you think I should go ahead and see her
I know we might have sex
should I

The person who founded and lncIuded choklng during sex must have been a seriaI kiIIer, you can't tell me otherwise.

I no understand how people take dey enjoy that thing.

I remember my girlfriend back then, social girl, living her best life and enjoying every bit of it. Innocent me wey never tear eyes back then be like small boy compared to her when it comes to things of the world.

We experimented different kinds of se×, abi na she do the experiment ontop my body. BDSM ooo, CowgirI wey be say na man dey do the cowgirI, name them...we did it all and I like am somehow sha.



One day, we were doing our thing as usual, when she laid on the bed and said "Choke me". I shock fess cos I no understand why normal human being go talk say make person press her neck.

"Choke asin press your neck?" I asked her to be sure, while still moving back and forth inside her...

She moaned out her yes and carried my hands to her neck. Nwa Chineke like me started pressing neck while doing the do. I was pressing gently, she moaned again "Harder!"... I increased the press, she still talk say make I go harder.

I increased the force and continued, this mammy water was moaning. l dey press neck dey fear, this girl dey moan... Me sef start to dey moan small small with a touch of fear.

I dey moan dey fear, aunty started coughing... I dey choke am, she dey cough dey whine waist. I no know whether if she dey die abi if na part of the choklng rules.

The coughing increased and I was still choklng... Her eyes were going inside and l was still choklng. I was confused...na death dey come abi na she wan cum?

The coughing increased more and I quickly comot my hand for person daughter neck. The Marine spirit stopped coughing and was moaning out her words slowly..."Why did you stooppp?? ccccoonntinnnuueee??"

"Nkiru please wear your clothes and go back home, Prison food no sweet".

Karleb:
Sometimes I hate really giving beggars money. Infact, I have not done it in years and it's deliberate.

Some beggars are richer than people they collect money from and their audacity mostly disgust me.

Funny thing is, some of them are perfectly okay and young. They just decide to look dirty and take the easiest route to making money.

If you go their house for arewa you go know say all those 10 10 naira is something

Nazgul:
It's better to support a Hussler than to encourage a lazy beggar... great piece.

I swear

While in a public transport today, a woman on my row started begging people for financial assistance.

The man sitting directly in front of me dug hand in his wallet and gave her N500. Then, others followed. She eventually got over a thousand naira within that short period.

Not long after that, the same man that gave this woman N500 then wanted to buy a bottled water, and the hawker had to run to catch up with us, because the man wanted to give him N100, and he had to collect his N50 change first before handing him the N100.

The scenario touched me!

Immediately, I requested for a bottle too and gave the guy 500!

A woman beside me shouted...Ahh, let him give you your change first before giving him money😳💁🏻!!

She looked at me as if I'm a "mutula", a new person in lagos wey dem never show😀.

As the guy was struggling to run and give me change, I bade him good bye not to worry!

The most touching part of the story is, even when I thought we'd left this guy far behind, as the traffic had moved, he ran to still catch up with the bus and prayed, wholeheartedly, in a show of appreciation!

You know why?? He knows the value of that money; he knows how many bottles or sachets of water he would sell, running from bus to cars, before getting that amount.

The woman who saw me as mutula eventually went speechless!

Lessons passed in the bus! Simple🤷🏾

We all feel comfortable giving beggars big money, but find it difficult leaving small change for genuine hustlers.

We unconsciously encourage begging at the expense of those who work so hard. That's why you see corporate beggars increasing on a daily basis on the streets of Nigeria

Please, I want to use this opportunity to start a #LeaveTheChangeForHawkerscampaign.

Please, next time you buy something inside traffic or anywhere from these street hawkers, leave the change if you have more in your pocket

hmm.

I don't know why they keep banning my account to reply
that what is making me not to continue the story

continuation part 4
bursted laugh I was like bro why are you laughing he said no wonder your babe won dey my side by force

I joined in laughing cause I was not my self anymore from everything that has been happening I just played along

he said he his sorry so my babe still called him when he was with me he picked and put it on loud speaker she was saying where are you na Ade mi ...my hand fall PATA PATA say this thing is real [i]continuation part 4
bursted laugh I was like bro why are you laughing he said no wonder your babe won dey my side by force

I joined in laughing cause I was not my self anymore from everything that has been happening I just played along

he said he his sorry so my babe still called him when he was with me he picked and put it on loud speaker she was saying where are you na Ade mi ...my hand fall PATA PATA say this thing is real [/i]continuation part 4
bursted laugh I was like bro why are you laughing he said no wonder your babe won dey my side by force

I joined in laughing cause I was not my self anymore from everything that has been happening I just played along

he said he his sorry so my babe still called him when he was with me he picked and put it on loud speaker she was saying where are you na Ade mi ...my hand fall PATA PATA say this thing is real

Gadafii:
Make this op no pass Anywhere near Oshodi, dem go plank am ni


Rubbish, if you never ready for story why you go start and come stop half way

boss it the anti bot spam

I cant type full text pls help anyone with solution so I can continue the story