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i wan shit! Who get tissue paper ooooo.mscheeeeew.stupid idiotic liars

kheart: yeah bt atleast i m better dan ur retard first class prostitute u call moda.

shebi u knw say ya mama get three toto?your foolishness is as high as mount olives...twerp...go and bleep ur ho of a mother...i bet she's itching to av u on her triple honeypot shouting allah hu WACK ba!

Rolly83: 'U ARE A BLOODY BASTARD'

tell d kid....ranting over an obvious tin

kheart: U re very funny, last time i check u guys claim ur grave enclosed god died for ur sins, so my question is all dose gays popes, loothers a.k.a pastors re goin to heaven right? B4 i forget even hitler can justify killing millions because hos sins ve been taken way. Mtchewwwwww nxt time use ur head n stop tinkin from anus.

are poor grammatical constructions a default xteristc of ur muslim brodas?mscheeeew

9jafreak: ★Is there a way out?

1. The success of the Islamic Revolution of 1979, and the egregiously shameful neo-imperial circumstances that led to it, has taught Muslim 'minority' groups all around the world that
an indomitable power lies within Islam.
Those who criticize and condemn Political Islam therefore must also understand the imperial and quintessentially defectible human condition that contributed (and continues to contribute) to the relentless Chaos.

Please "Patience" people. The last thing we need is 'holy impatience' or counter zeal. The Muslim men, women and children murdered (and that may yet be murdered in reprisal attacks) have nothing to do with Fanatical theo-political Islam. They are our brothers and sisters and neighbours, One Nigeria or not!


2. Please also note that once this becomes a 'popular war' (as the Enemy would like it to be), the fanatical elite who inspire the carnage to facilicitate their unquenching thirst for total rule will receive the dubious legitimacy that currently evades them.
From that point, a New Awakening will dawn on the collective consciousness and the mythical golden state/British Experiment will cease to live in disguise, unless of course, 'Christian folly' has not yet peaked!

3. The President should repent, quit playing politics with people's lives and call for an urgent Sovereign National Conference. We are at war with ourselves. The Enemy has infiltrated long neglected hearts and minds and only by gaining overwhelming POPULAR SUPPORT can the Enemy be shamed, exposed and effectively alienated.

ode buruku...islam is violence

this is d height of insipidience and idiotic ignominy! They are asking for trouble o

i wan shit abeg...

my God...what is hapnin in dis country?im scared ooo...i stay in jos and im wondering what next? Hmmmmm!

StateOfMind: OMG..this is hilarious! Buhahahahah

you wont suceed in killing me oooo...my belle dey pain me o

runs into d thread

looks left,looks right
(no1's coming)

shits on d thread and runs away wondering

***who will b d 1st 2 match d shit***....

acidtalk: Dem don priemere am for Aso Rock.

It will enter the Cinemas by next week and heard it will remain on US box office number 1 for 3 consecutive straight years.

The Movie Titles is :THE SHORT BRIBE COLLECTOR AND THE OIL WELL.

ya nyash! Lwkmd....hahahahahahahahaahhaha....kai!

***comes in2 d thread,

***looks left and right***

***shits on d thread***

and runs away!

Eko Ile: Why is rochas in Fasholas league? Fashola build roads, hospitals, bridges, clinics, schools, power plants and so many things, but can you show us one classroom or one inch of road rochas has built? In fact, show us anything he has done.

Stop insulting all the folks you named, rochas is yet to rise above meaningless utterances and platitudes.

blissful ignorance! Stop hating and wait for the expiration if his tenure to see what he will do...mscheeeeeew

achi4u: if u see hw they're riding this tortise causing unecesseary accident plus its priceses_____about 350k and above

hahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahha.......so im not d only one who dislikes dis vehicular monster? Sooooo many people hate it ehnnnn....and to worsen matters d drivers of dis nonsense don dey do guy...iv neva entered it sha....

Nickydrake: For reasons unrelated to the peculiar situation obtainable in jos, i rarely patronise commercial motorcyclists. However, i'm not so sure the ban's such a good thing.

For one, while taxi fares are usually less expensive, the bikes are more readily available. Most students will tell you what a hard time they have walking from Abuja hostel to Naraguta gate when taxicabs are scarce, simply because the school barred bikes from coming into hostel premises.
Commercial motorcyclists, wherever they exist, are typically ubiquitous. Not to mention their size which helps them slip through hold ups. Very handy when you ain't got energy to burn, or when time is of the essence.

Motorcyclists are also about as much of a security risk as taxi drivers. In fact,
some of my friends argue that while it would be considerably easy to reach over and snap the neck of a would-be cutthroat motorcyclist, one would be well nigh cooked if trapped in a locked taxi with a murderous driver and conspiring passengers. Hehehe

Besides, hasn't this move been made once before? Why did it end in clumsy failure then? Is there a chance that those red-eyed ogogoro-guzzling malo mercenaries will meekly haul their butts to Chad to set up subsistent livestock farms with the money they've saved riding iron horses? I think not. After all, what have they got scimitars taped to the underside of their fuel tanks for?


Like the UJ admin, the plateau state government appears to have a knack for taking ill-advised decisions that achieve little more than introducing a new misery to an already disagreeable state of affairs.

hmmmmmmm! Well said! I cant begin to explain the seemingly endless leggedis journey i embarked upon like a sojourner ystday! Twas hell for me....i had to postpone alotta ma activities and reschedule cos it just hit me lyk crazy......

At d moment,im not in d hostel...i went home for a quick refreshment..lolz....i had to start lamenting when i heard about dis ish...how will i carry my 'army' of luggages and foodstuff? I havent yet recovered from the shock of motorcycles not going in2 d hostel cos i stay in abuja hostel,now this!

I have a spinal wahala which does not allow for strenous things...even fetching water in d hostel,i do it with serious caution...the doctor specifically told me not to walk long distances....me i be kpako ooo but given all dese health stuff,i had to heed his advice.its not lyk i dnt trek o but dis ban has worsened alot of things....just like u rightly pointed out,many things might not fall in place o...ther will be a burgeon in the social vices lyk stealing,kidnapping,violence,killings,name them....cos these guys have been taken back to d streets...

I can swear that all dese boko haramists***smiles*** will come searching for more 'soldiers'.....

All dese will fall on d deaf ears of jang....its a good idea...cnt totally ward it off but i was finkin he shud av restricted them to some places...tell me,how person wan take dey enter all dose lungu wey dey tudun wada,rukuba road,angwan rukuba,etc....i tire ooo.abegii mk i use dis opportunity make friends wey dey uj...holla pls...

Baawaa: Wole Shoyinka,will bail them.Since the scene was acted in their private room.

iv always suspected him to b gay...is he truly gay?

justwise: All people like you deserve from Igbos is to be yarshed seriously just to cure you from the spirit of tribalism

rotflmao....he wont survive it o

ayobase: We are good 2go then.
Im fine here!

owkay.wher u at man?

my people,no vex...pls what was on monalisa's mind when she was wearing that dress? Infact all dese celebs,wher dey goin for a scare crow contest? See sound sultan always looking poor and blissfully ignorant,lyk smone rytly said.... The person wey dey pain me well well na zeal....dat over confident pose just makes me wonder what she'll do when fashion police fines her eight hundred thousand naira! Must u jam pack make up?

ayobase: Common, I wasnt referring to u brother.
Na that handle, bearing Olodo......

lolz....hw fa man?

Bvesan: see unilag rejects

u wey accept am

Bvesan: Mericine and forgery..hahaha

i wan die oooooo...rotflmfao....hey! Mericine and forgery....

BUSH MAN: the guy in all white and a silly jacket looks like he is in some kinda washing powder(OMO)advert

lets do it dis way,given that the white is WHITE,maybe he's advertising 'hypo'...i rmbr dat hypo advert that shwd sm guy's sparkling white clothes....jmartins,martins silly shud b his name

^^^seconded!8-)

faragai24: who you? Which pills do you mean?

i'lll ask again on behalf of snthesis,DID YOU MISS YOUR PILLS?

Lol...cnt u see he's just tryn 2 catch fun? U dey even ask am who him b...lmao...its nairaland bro.evry1's jst catchn fun o.abi? No vex o

shymmex: They all look tacky, and unattractive..

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hahahahahhahahahahahaahha! U no well honestly...u described them in just d exact words as the image on my mind...cudnt help but lol.see d proud pose and exuding confidence of d red gowned lady...hehehehe....nairalanders! Una get mouth ehnnn! Lwkmd

michelin89: Number 2 and 3 are OK!

Number 4 is the proof that Nigerian girls are indeed very confident. I have never seen any other nationality carrying their pot belly, flabby arms and cellulite-filled thighs with so much grace!

lmfao.....cellulite indeed

cap28: nigerians love copying european fashion - but they forget that those clothes are designed by europeans for europeans with european body shape, take a look at all of the over weight women wearing clinging dresses that only accentuate their bulging stomachs and sagging arms and legs. If these women were to wear traditional african clothing they would look much more elegant as it would cover up all of the nasty flabby flesh on display here.

Please can we see more nigerian celebrities in elegant nigerian clothing, almost all of the women here look like mutton dressed as mutton.

but we sure can give it to omawunmi...she's very appreciative of d african fashion...anytym anyday!....lolz,sagging arms...

:why does no.5 look so much lyk a ghost.....? Reminds me so much of that simile '''as white as death'''...

Businesstools: Let's wait and see.

the wisest talk so far! We need to exercise patience and not hurriedly conclude....when he started dis secondary sch.ish,people talked and so far so good,its been goin fine....it might just go fine....