₦airaland Forum

ayobase: ''........i fink he meant......''
U were even correcting him.
My brother, nobody is perfect, but I wouldnt hesitate to......... when u r claiming to be a polymath like that Olodo surnamed Autodiapers!

haba! Nawa for u.....na me be olodo ne?

ayobase: Read ur sentence again!
Big pot calling small frying pan black.
LOL!

im sowi,i fink he meant,were dey nt taught using english language...nt 'werent u tot english?' i initially misundstud too...buh he's cowect

dabrake: cos it cut across all professions. turns out that computer science in my school was merged with maths and statistics. 3-in-1 degree

hahahhahaahhahahaahhaahahhahaha

na die b dat one...i pray ooo

PortHarcourtBoy: I keep wondering why most Nigerian graduates speak/write very poor English Language... weren't you taught in English?

na deir type dey get spill over for gst101....lol.

begwong: I guess u meant to say u are studying in MAULAG

rotflmfao....u no well! The rise of MAULAG! Maulagians abi na maulagites....lol...

Billyonaire: Did you say French ?

yes sir....its crazy ryt? Funny what flairs and passion can do to u

thats me

always had a flair for foreign languages....

When i was younger though,i wanted to be a neuro-surgeon...it was so 'serious'(or so i thought)in jss2 when i would always take methhyl spirit and cotton wool to school to treat people's injuries....lol...
One funny thing in all these is that i was NEVER a maths person...always had very low scores in integrated science n maths.....

I carried on with my dream of a clueless future in2 ss1...i was mainstreamed in2 d sciences where i lasted only two weeks!.
My vice principal was always complaining about me snoozing in class cos she tot me chemistry...the worst was my physics teacher...i hated him cos he was a short and heavily accented calabar man! I was always having a good time in 'slumberland' in his class...

I eventually left for d arts..meanwhile i was always d best in english,french,arts related fins...i became almost immediately exceptional in literature...i developed my lost love 'linguistics'....my parents never interfered in our choice of course except dad who neva wanted me to study in jos,even though we live there....

Im presently studying french at the university of jos...i couldnt appreciate it any better....im not regretting it at all cos im doing exceptionally well,hope to come with a 1st class if i cntinu with my present per4mance.wish me well o....lolz

any news from this sahara idiots should just be swept underground or better still,confirmed from reliable sources.....they carry highly unbelievable and wrong reports......i wonder why they still avnt folded up! Mscheeeew

why is denrele looking lyk an unhealthy hairy frog? Uche jombo's new look is enthralling....she looks lyk she's got mixed british n naija blood

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ties are not a faux pas for me jhooor...i just think wearing them everyday will have to take God's grace ooooo....

Whats so not in trend and isnt de riguer is wearing 'FAT' ties....my dad hates em fat too...

I fink it depends on the collar of ya shirt just lyk sm1 said,the style of dressing,the type of tie(slim or FAT)and maybe ur mindset....i believe that when u fink of ursef as a dog in chains,u'll certainly look lyk one to ppl...lol...

I dress corporately buh not always on ties...if u say u dnt lyk em ties,whah wud u say abou 'bow ties?' lamido will tell u its second to none....lol

ZUBY77: Yes, i like wearing ties especially with Agbada and baba riga.

lmao.....nice sarcasm man....lwtmb.....

goldylock: When you hear a lot of Gbagaun from top actors!

lmao.....especially eucharia,mr.ibu(his stock in trade)...,etc

this guys are fat liars! I live in jos and was on my way to school on monday morning around that angwan rukuba junction....i was a witness to a killing....i ran for my life...and there was no on-hand soldier to calm the situation...

The muslims killed a christian guy at nassarawa that morning that was the reason for the irate reaction of the christian youths...soldiers on the plateau are damn ineffective! Abating insurgence on the part of the muslims......an incident occured this morning where soldiers,muslims,watched their own kill a student.....it was an eye witness who escaped being lynched that gave the account.....how terrible.

Our govt.officials are just a pitiable lot of liars and corrupt imbeciles.....im really pained at all dis rubbish! Each time there is crisis,our semester lags.i av an extra year to graduate instead of the normal four...this is now threatening to add more....!

this guys are fat liars! I live in jos and was on my way to school on monday morning around that angwan rukuba junction....i was a witness to a killing....i ran for my life...and there was no on-hand soldier to calm the situation...

The muslims killed a christian guy at nassarawa that morning that was the reason for the irate reaction of the christian youths...soldiers on the plateau are damn ineffective! Abating insurgence on the part of the muslims......an incident occured this morning where soldiers,muslims,watched their own kill a student.....it was an eye witness who escaped being lynched that gave the account.....how terrible.

Our govt.officials are just a pitiable lot of liars and corrupt imbeciles.....im really pained at all dis rubbish! Each time there is crisis,our semester lags.i av an extra year to graduate instead of the normal four...this is now threatening to add more....!

they are obviously gay partners.....its very very unbelievable....it looks like a planned thing....now who is the man and woman between them? Abegii we are not dounces

alot of rumours have been making rounds about popular nigerian figures who could possibly be gay...

Atiku,nonso diobi,IBB,jim iyke,emeka ike and a host of them....nairalanders,please how true are these rumours?please no insults...if you dont wanna comment,you can just pass.

please how can one get to your office or place an order for it? I stay in jos.....and how true is this package?i want to get it

nasty45: ON POINT.BETA STIL DIA UNI SHD B SCRAPD OUT FRM D BROCHURE

my brother,its not gonna be good na.what will you say about the innocent ones who desperately need this admission?

please ooo.they shouldnt cancel it oooo.i stay in jos and its really important i write jamb this year....except they will make,in liason with the northern state government,adequate security arrangements....cos obviously the blood sucking nitwits will like to be atop their gory game.

Then I noticed hv been sleeping for 2months. Lolz, really funny, u for still dey sleep make u just go heav'n from dia, it'l ease ur pain

[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=869828.msg10189301#msg10189301 date=1329159295]While i believe the employers should pay fair wages, i think it is rather irrational to expect call center workers in Jos to earn the same amount as those in Lagos even if they perform the same duties. The standard of living in the two cities is different. The lagos workers probably pay twice or three times the rent of their counterparts in Jos. Smae thing for transportation.
What they should fight for is review of salaries and not use other states as justification because their arguement will be irrelevant.[/quote]im so sowi to say,u'r wrong, the workload is d same so why shud there be difference in the payment? Jos isnt as backward or less competitive as it is made to be, there is the issue of bikes,housing problems and so on, owkay,if u say the workin cnditns and all,why do lagosians leave their cnssl cal centres and cm to jos to wrk? And even at that,they cmplain of standard of living, 35k? For a sensitive job as that? And smtin dats got to do with MTN? Im sowi,no harm plssss,buh i fink u shud reconsider.

[color=#000099][/color]how pathetic and terrible! I have alot of friends in cnssl jos, at their rayfield call centre, it is terrible ooo.and they can sack! Ahhh so bad! Why would smbdy take people's sweat? Nigeria needs transformation, those people who would be found out to be involved in this funds mismanagement should be brought to justice, its painful na, haba

Men! Guys some of you are so stupid that you forget that its not in ur place to judge who's a man of God and who's not, its not in ur place to say who's real and who's fake, God can neva be mocked neither can He be fooled! What's your business? Some of u even abuse confidently and make cynical jokes about the things of God, it's a huge pity! If u are not a christian,all the more reason why you shouldnt insult or abuse pastors or chief priests, and vice versa.if u are a christian,you should know better than to insult anyone who has chosen to follow the clergy line, whatevar happened to morals!
Someone posted a comment and most of you have derailed from the issue and gone into the very act for which the post was rebuking, i willl say nothing more than this but may God have His cause, u can choose to adhere or reject,na you sabi.
Read a post that we don't have pastors we rather have fraudsters, God have mercy on you, if you are a christian,i advice you to quickly change to atheism cos ur mentality lacks every touch of christianity

how do gays get to meet? I'd like to knw and maybe have contact cos its surprising.i'v gotta see for masef before i believe

that guy is really stupid for all i care, is it not enof that u'v cheated on your wife? No matter how boring your marriage is,didnt you swear an oath of unity and oneness? You flaunted that holy law.
2)you went into an affair and brought out the beastly part of a repented lady again, and you proudly owned up to it, isnt it shameful enough?
3)as if thats not enough,you want to break up her marriage on the basis of an unfound and rather incestous and selfish passion? Ahh ahh,you should be asking for forgivenedd from God and not sit idly givng into the wicked and obnoxious plans and schemes of the enemy, mr man,you are wrong on all counts and charges so don't even try playing the victim pls, go back to your marriage and dig deep to the cause of its boredom, work it out and live happily ever after and dont be a thieving adulterer because you are better than that, men are really surprising, thanks, henry

honestly,me don tire for all these unwarranted kills and witch hunt, na wetin na? The worst is that,the more the lament,the fiercer the bombings, tru tru,one day,one bomb. Its now as cheap as pure water, abegiiii antin wey wan happen make e happen, kai

What hopelessness? Who are the dounces saying its not muslims? Are boko haram guys christians?its just like saying that because u av pentecostals and catholics,one isnt a christian sect, this is pure islamic manipulation and senseless display of their conscienceless consciencelessness, well,if the majority deaths were muslims,all the better, pikin wey say him mama no go sleep.him sef no go sleep, wat religion would support 'holy war', arrant illiteracy!

I am intersted in it pls. Bt i stay far and have a diploma in french,