₦airaland Forum

FutureIsFemale:
God please bless me with a good husband.

Yeah...riiiigghtt.

....coz by default NO ONE really wants to help anyone. If someone reaches out to help you, they expect some form of payback sooner or later in the future. Even parents expect payback from their kids during old age.

Humans!!!

All because of elections...

The late Chadian president didn't need tucano jets to give jihadists a run for the lives...he used ancient landrovers and AK49/47 only.

This President Garba Shehu govt is not sincere. I suspect those jets are meant to intimidate those clamouring for secession rather than dealing with terrorists.

Not trying to sound like a broken record but Nnamdi Kanu did predict this would happen...and he got slept on.

HedwigesMaduro:
Point of correction; Nigeria doesn't have military men. Just thugs and drunkards given uniforms and weapons.

I was about to type something similar...

Nigeria has NO armed force...all we have a half baked bandits in uniform. Police, Army,Navy,Air force,Civil Defense,Customs,etc are all trash!!! They have zero professionalism whatsoever. Our force men are obviously trained to oppress, suppress and repress defenseless civilians.

I have kept saying it for years that should Nigeria utilize this present hopeless and useless military that we currently have against Cameroon, Benin Republic ,Chad or Ghana, we would be given disgrace of monstrous proportions!!! They will beat our army like boy scouts. Look @ how the late Chadean president led his hungry looking army armed with the same AK 49/47 our good for nothing army carries plus using outdated landrovers for transport yet they gave the Jihadists a run for their lives...our own military leaders with all the looted billions have nothing to show.

Abeg make I stop here. Nigeria is dead.

Listening to DRAPED UP from Bun-B and wondering what to type.

Cantonese:
How does the murder of the woman, wickedly perpetrated by her husband, correlate with looting? How is it an unprofessional conduct when the evidences are incontrovertible? Do you not know that parading suspects is a standard practice with the police force everywhere? Do you have any other person who fits in as the perpetrator of the crime?

You obviously didn't grasp my point. Did America parade the twin tower bombers? There is a difference BTW mugshots and parading suspects who havent been pronounced guilty in court..

By the way, Omisore won an election as A MURDER SUSPECT in detention and he was never paraded for one day. Am I making common sense now? Coz if you still don't get it, just drop it.

Karleb:
No be today.

Let's just be careful. If you think this kind of case too much, you'd never have a girlfriend.

It's best to just have people on your side. People that can vouch for you no matter what.

The last two sentences is the best advice (and defense) a man has in this wicked world where the lies of one female surpasses the truth of ten men.,

I have never been accused of sexual assault but I have been locked up a few times based on false accusations from WOMEN! Just imagine someone you have a disagreement with getting you picked up,then heaping tales upon tales on your head @ the police station and she sheds an ocean of crocodile tears as a stamp of truth. I can't describe how I felt...it oscillated between surprise, shock,confusion and rage....lots of intense RAGE!!!

Unfortunately, this is the world we now live in. I can't blame the legal system though after all many men all over the world have had their lives destroyed based on the lies of women. Ask Mike Tyson how casual sex with a fan transformed into a rape scandal back in the '90s and he went from heavy weight champion of the world to prison inmate for many years.

Blablamalala:
You should have understood where she is coming from. It is from the position of how Black ladies are been ridiculed on this platform by the male folks particularly "NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE USELESS" a slogan and a very perception by guys who are Nigerians and black Africans. How and why should she speak good of a Black man.

Gotcha!

Iamnorth:
so them allow baba to carry okro bowl enter cell?

You dey whine me ni? No be 9ja? Go ikoyi prison make u see men dey use iPhone browse Facebook and nairaland. Go ministry make u see list of Ghost workers wey dey on pension. Donkey years back, me don drink canned stout smoke ciga instead cell...wetin come be okro?

Iamnorth:
Oboy! You for see headlines on Nairaland like "okro escape" "inmate escape via okro soup" "police officer dismissed as suspect vanish inside Eba ane Okro"

The officer talk say na jazz. How okro wey person rub body take be jazz? Even camel wey rub okro for body go pass thru eye of needle.

Confirm!

holluwizzy:
If u had trained ur children well.

U won't be here wasting ur time.

The deadliest cultists are often from disciplined backgrounds. You would never suspect an Evangelist's son who is very well behaved at home to be number one hitman of a cult group. You would never suspect the deaconess's daughter to actually leads the choir to be the head of a cult group.

The noise makers are usually the ones from bad homes.

End of!

I wonder why the real Presidents of Nigeria (Garba Shehu and Lai Mohammed) haven't sent in the military. You all know what the story would be if this happens in the south east....soldiers would open machine gun fire on unarmed defenseless civilians and burn properties at will.

Nonsense!

Last time I checked, Tyson had a big bad a$$ tattoo on his face. Maybe my eyesight is failing but that ain't Tyson.

Jeon:
tell this to your fellows parading this forum.

Why not give love to the fellows instead? Heal the land. Hmmm?

Some of the "saints" commenting f**ked someone's wife/husband this week.

Some of the "angels" commenting had anal sex today.

Some of the "apostles" commenting are down loading HARDCORE porn while replying this article.

Hypocrites!

Nigeria and crass unprofessional conduct. Always parading suspects before trial. How many govt looters have they paraded since 1960?

decatalyst:
What is the post about, and what are you typing

In simple English?

A failed cell breakaway as narrated by a policeman. Simple!

Was that too brief for you or do you want an expository essay of 300,000 words?

Religion has caused more bloodshed than racism,ethnicism,drug induced crime,etc put together. Here in Nigeria the CAN are making a mountain of the agege bread meme which is a joke really...however if it was a joke about Mohammed illiteracy, even bandits would be running for their lives to avoid being victims of religious genocide.

Jeon:
all same on NL ....
go check on LIPSTICK ALLEY [ AMERICA AND AFRICA FORUM ] THEY ARE ALL THE SAME...

PRAISE BLACK MEN MY FOOT.

You need to heal. You need therapy. You need love.