₦airaland Forum

This is what happens when you are high on fresh monkey tail and listening to D'LOX (Jadakiss really) and he blurts out :

When my gun BUST....


The feeling is inexpressible!!!

[quote author= post=115110333]Brutal deaths to ALL evil Cultists.[/quote]The same cultists your boss Tinubu utilizes to rig elections and cause civil disturbances (EndSARS comes to mind).

Bury your shameless self in your burnt BBQ.

blaquebelle:
Nigeria = Nigerians

Wrong!!!

The so called bandits (terrorists) are from neighbouring Chad,Sudan,Niger,Mali etc. Would you call them Nigerians coz they now speak our lingua franca? No!

The borders have been reopened for 2-3 months now due to incessant cries of skyrocketing commodity prices...well, today you already know prices are x4 of what they used to be. Tomatoes you bought 200 a year ago is now 700. Is it govt? No its the marketers a.k.a Nigerians.

Nigeria is one of the most blessed countries with abundant oil and gas YET it appears fuel is more cheaper in the countries we sell to rather than our own country. No be craze be dat?

Nigerians na the problem. Nigeria is a fictiional geopolitical expression at best.

Neoteny:
The internet is your source?

I rest my case.

Oh look at you...



Poor you...acting like you get your sources direct from sambisa...oh puuhlleaze. Rest your brain instead....its never had a chance to grow...lol (back in the day, I'd tell you to grow a brain...matter of fact, Grow a brain Goddammit).

Neoteny:
By gawd you're full of shiit.

If you've nothing factual to say then shut the fukk up and don't belabor us with the farts of your deluded brain.

People like you are as deadly as bandits when you go about spewing such trash totally ignorant of how you come across.

Truth as they say sounds stranger than fiction. You know you CAN'T debunk anything I said (or typed rather). Its all over the internet and as they say, the internet never forgets (what an elephant...lol).

Wake up and smell the coffee bruv...the beans ain't fresh though.

The govt via El Rufai brought in Fulani Jihadists a.k.a boko haram a.k.a bandits a.k.a ansaru Islam to oust Jonathan. El Rufai abandoned them (he claims he paid them off) when Jonathan handed over peacefully without struggle. They refused to return back to their countries (Sudan,Mali,Chad,Niger,etc). They have been a thorn in El Rufai's flesh ever since. A malignant group of politicians took interest in them and pumped in money. Now a bigger international cabal has hijacked them and they are no longer under the control of our local politicians. Our thieves in power now have a problem on their hands and have suddenly realized they have armed forces to deal with them after over 12 years of beating about the Bush... The only problem is our armed forces has been compromised with terrorists!!! We are ruled by terrorists!!!

Nonetheless, some effort has been made and the so called bandits are now going directly against their sponsors which happens to be OUR govt.

Do you think it's mere coincidence they keep calling for El Rufai's head? Nigerians think they are smart but are dumber than a sack full of hammers!!!!!

Goddamit!

I am NOT Igbo but they have an adage which goes :

The day a madman realises he is mad is the day he quits being mad!!!

First off, that man currently parading himself as Buhari is NOT Buhari. He is a body double....if you don't know what that means, search Google. There are over 1,000 people that look EXACTLY like you all over the world (if you know where and how to look). Almost every nation leader has several body doubles (Obama,trump,Gaddafi,etc)

Second, everything happening today was forecasted by Nnamdi Kanu and he was crucified for exposing the truth. He warned about the Fulani Jihadist plans yet southerners laughed at him. Nairaland nincompoops with retarded brains hanged him on social media. Today even the nairaland moderators on Tinubu's payroll are hiding their heads in shame (especially that barbeque boy).

Nuff said!!!

Just a thought...

Why all this criticism of ? Is there anything good to report about Nigeria? Look at your surroundings for goodness sake. I would stake a bet the the bad news you see here isn't up to 2% of what's out there. Una just like cruise and sugar coating. Dat na why herdsmen dey butcher una like fowl.

*spits*.

Nigeria didn't happen to you...Nigerians did!

Tinubu brought this Jihadist Fulani govt to power and I as I type this, there are millions of Nigerians working consciously and subconsciously to bring him to power at the detriment of the masses. Banditry can be eradicated within 72 hours in Nigeria if the WILL is there (it isnt...people like El Rufai and Shettima are beneficiaries).

The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians NOT govt. A good number of moderators on this forum are political jobbers for Tinubu...just so you know how f**ked up the system is.

Donkey years ago a man called Nnamdi Kanu foresaw all this and issued warnings...what did he get in return? He lost his freedom, chased up and down like a common criminal and mercilessly butchered on social media by tribalistic nincompoops!!!

You reap what you sow. The Fulani killings will spread to every part of Nigeria including Lagos that appears to be a safe haven. All of you who spoke ill of this man will experience the wrath of those he warned about 1,000,000 %. If you escape, you loved ones will be casualties en masse. Tribalism and Religious idiocity will be the albatross for you all.

Death to sub-human apes!!!

I am from cross river state and I am utterly ashamed of this. Una don turn sell outs? Which kain falling hand be dis? On top how much?

I just weak. Donald Duke where at thou?

I think there is a nairaland policy on unsubstantiated reports. We have at least seen pictures of the deceased man. Where is the proof of suicide by the suspect? You bloggers need to chill with the fake news. That's what triggered the social media bill.

I have noticed a trend among females..

When one of them does something (good or bad) out of the norm, dozens/hundreds of them follow suit and repeat the same thing. Once upon a time women killing their husbands/boyfriends was extremely rare but now a week hardly passes by without one stabbing, poisoning or burning. Its so common that some peeps dont even bother to click on the post (as common as boko haram/Fulani attacks). Its the new norm.

Perhaps its the need to trend/follow follow syndrome. Who knows how many men will die this week in the hands of their women. Perhaps another man is being killed right this moment because he forgot his girlfriend's birthday or didn't eat her horrible dinner.

*sighs*

Fashionista01:
Love, among human beings is purely fake. They claim to love you because of one benefit or another. If those benefits disappear, their love seize.

Some, endure toxic relationship because of the benefit, they are getting.
You see them confessing love without loving you. It usually end on their lips.

True love is purely devine and very rare.

Are you really female? Its ultra rare for women to blurt out harsh truths the way you did.

Epic!

When Nnamdi Kanu warned about these occurrences years ago, he was called a lunatic. Anyone on social media that brings up the matter is called a zombie.

Africa (Nigeria in particular) is not ready to move forward. We haven't evolved as a race to appreciate human life. Maybe another 80,000 years might bring some upgrades. Only an ape would consider the likes of Tinubu or Atiku as leaders. Only an ape would look @ all the glaring evidence Nnamdi Kanu brought forward and still be referring to that body-double in aso rock as Buhari.

The killings,kidnappings and bombings will never end...it will only spread throughout the country and get worse. Keep praying to Jesus and Allah to save you until the chaos reaches your doorstep. Even God is sick and tired of our bullsh*t. We allow religious shenanigans and tribal bigotry cloud our judgement.

What's the point of typing? An ape is an ape.

Trust no one and stay strapped ALWAYS.

Physically challenged man with six kids...tomorrow mad ppl will blame govt for hardship/ poverty.

negro77:
we don hear of maphite kk 22 ayez but who go give us tori about his journey into buccaneer

Enuf has been said about ban already.

You will not get too many replies coz most Nigerians are hard wired in their beliefs and attempt to think outside the box leads to brain failure.

A superb thread that has definitely refrained myopic youths from joining murderous gangs has turned into a chest beating tournament.... I am this, I am that, I belong to this and that, I travel all over the world in private jet and have all the worlds currency to spend, send me account for Omani Riyals,Pounds or Canadian dollars... I can fed your generation bla bla bla. Wetin sef?

MYMINDER:
You clearly have not experienced racism. The victims of Racism cannot hide from it. Tribalism has nothing to do with skin color.

The average Asian (Chinese in this case) is accorded more respect,decorum and of course less racial slurs in the western world than it was 30 years. Why? They fixed their home front!!!

Do you really think Chinese citizens trapped in Ukraine would be treated shabbily like the Africans? Get real and fix your home front.

Tribalism is one of the reasons why Nigeria remains the mess it is today.

There are 1,000 reasons why a lot of people are clamouring for the dissolution of Nigeria and this is just one of them. Nothing will come out of this...mark my words. Remember this is a country that has Intel on the direct sponsors of insecurity (names,addresses, bank details,assets, etc) yet refuses to do anything.

Remove both Islam and Christianity from Nigeria and see people becoming HUMAN again.

kolnel:
Blacks need to treat themselves better first.
Blacks do not even like themselves.
How do you want others to love us?
With all the resources within our disposals, why are we suffering?
A kid just got burnt in the Northern states because of an imported religion.
It's very sad.

Spot on...

Tribalism is WORSE than racism. Racism is understandable coz if you are Chinese and I'm African, the different is as clear as oil and water but black against fellow black? The Ife and Modakeke massacre of two neighbouring Yoruba communities during Obasanjo's tenure is a case in point. How about the Igbo Aguleri and Umuleri communities who butchered themselves like chickens? Neighbors who speak the same language oooo!

Look @ almost every trending topic on NL and its almost impossible ten replies without a tribal/ethnic remark. Our govt nko?

I think its crass hypocrisy for an African to have a say on racism across borders when their home front boils with ethnic/tribal shenanigans!!!

@YahooG

A guy with the moniker "Ambitiouscent" on the NBM/saynotocultism thread already did an expose on 2-2 and SVC (he cross carpeted). Perhaps you could glance through although its a very very long thread and requires patience.

The on going street war btw Oluomo and Istijabah in Lagos is an eye opener of the future if this man takes over Aso Rock. Tinubu legitimized thuggery in Lagos all because he wants total control. Hoodlums and all sort of despicable low life miscreants have found their way into governmental and ministerial top positions as payback for being Tinubu's willing tools of destruction.

APC was birthed and nurtured by Tinubu. APC locked the borders to impoverish the South. They are unlocking it now because of 2023 elections. They know Nigerians are forgetful. They know Nigerians will vote based on tribal and religious sentiment.

If una neva get sense by now, borrow one from Uche.

Realmi:
This their street fight no dey make sense

Why one group go dey run to meet the other group the other group go dey run back

Na like so the go dey do, instead wey them go clash....make them run enter each other...

They go dey fight chicken fight

That's what a REAL street fight is...if you make mistake form Rambo, you are gone!!! You feel the strength of the opposition, guage their weakness, arms and all,jazz sef....that's what all the back and forth is. On the normal bottles,stones and even gun shots are released on the opposition, they will naturally run back,you advance,any unfortunate victim on the ground is hacked to pieces. That's how street do.

With all this going on I'm seeing several grown men and ladies wearing shirts with "88" inscribed. Its as if they have a death wish. They know what will happen if they get mapped yet...

Na so one wey dey claim 7 dey beg tp to japa from Abeokuta. Si be si be More go still enter initiation ground. How dumb can you be?

Islandlady:

So funny
Serves him right...I like that woman, I hope other women learn this new techniques!

We have to be crazy and do out of the extraordinary to cure some addicts
Lalasticlala
Mynd44 frontpage worthy

You like the lady abi? Nice...

If a man took his drunk wife to the morgue nko? Would your opinion still be the same? We already know.

Shame to all the debased SIMPs who find no fault in this.