Las las

E don cast

Everybody go chop breakfast..

I am NOT Igbo but I will say this....

Any Igbo person against Nnamdi Kanu is mentally deranged. If you kill 500 soldiers for every civilian killed, normalcy will return. Nigeria hasn't had an army in a long time....its filled with cultists,touts,hooligans, rich kids (all in all, all na COWARDS with AK49).

Blood for Blood!!!!

For the same wife you will get sick and tired off before childbirth....After childbirth, the REAL WOMAN you married reveals herself (coz she has you hooked for life till you DIE!!! So no need pretending). All these SIMPz sef. That wife of yours you treasure so much will NEVER do 1/100 what you risk for her. She would gladly sell you for half a bag of beans sef.

Get real yooo!!!

I stand to be corrected but aren't barracks supposed to be situated far away from civilians? Even fired mortar shells shouldn't be noticed by citizenry talkless of small arms fire in a SANE society but Nigeria is INSANE so....

All this because of an alien religion from Saudi Arabia. Blacks are pathetic (both xtians and Moslems).

Yungmil:
Rema I know



Pls who Madonna


Maybe an upcoming Artist who needs help from Rema


Rema can feature her.....maybe she can become popular

@40+ I listened to Madonna as a kid and she was bigger than Beyonce, Rihanna and Tiwa Sawage put together. You are obviously a kid so show some respect for someone older and more respected than your Grandma.

Peace!

U behave like an animal, u get treated like an animal. Social media is ALWAYS flooded with the disgraceful antics of our ppl abroad. If u can't eat sh"t, don't serve sh*t.

End of!!!

jaxxy:


on what charges?

I know they became popular for defending their people against exploitation by oil companies and government. I know in the process they committed crimes and broke the law bt I think they are just agitators for their people who are stupid. I stand to be corrected.


as for the contract there is a comprehensive job to be done so it's not free.

How much of the billions accrued to these so called "agitators" has been utilized in the betterment of the ND ppl? Hmmmmn? How many roads have they tarred? How many boreholes have they sank? How many schools,hospitals or even handcraft centers have they built with the staggering billions coming in over the years? Even Asari has the best higher institution in Ghana and NOT his homeland. That's says a lot comrade.

Dey dia dey deceive una sef. Na so una dey support Ibori wey run una street unto say na "una brother".

Blacks are f**king pathetic!!!

Grandemperor:

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You ''deviately'', what is that? Illiterate of EONS ago.

Go get a job "Einstein" wanna be. I'm pretty sure you haven't heard of "typo errors". You are jobless!!!!

I am not religious but I don't get Moslems. These ppl can clam down on these terrorists by themselves without govt help IF they have the will but they cannot because the ppl killing and raping them are messengers of Allah.

Keep rooting for Atiku and Tinubu. Things will not only get worse but spread to the south (especially sw). Una Neva chi chum chi.

Staphylococcus:
I am certain that, one of the focal points of the administration of His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is to revamp and overhaul our security institutions to world standard.

He has achieved such feet with the Lagos State RRS, and guaranteed he will replicate same at Federal level.

You mean the same RRS he gave "shoot @ sight" order on area boys who were against his second term bid? The same area fathers came to beg and sell their souls to him and from then they worked solely for him and he in turn gave them leverage to do as they pleased. Tinubu legalized thuggery in Nigeria and the likes of MC Oluomo are examples of his "legacy".

This is a man that cannot condemn the Fulani terrorist attacks on his OWN people all because he doesn't want to offend the north. This is a man that brought the most useless grossly inefficient/incompetent govt in the history of Nigeria and you are here running a marketing campaign for him.

I do not support any Candidate but Tinubu will be worst thing to happen to Nigeria if elected. For goodness sake, watch any of his recent videos and its clear to see that this man is completely bereft of ideas to move the country forward. He has nothing to offer. In a world where people are working towards leaving fossil fuel to green energy, this man is talking about cassava and corn! For goodness sake, in 2022?

Only enemies of Nigeria support Tinubu.

This is WHAT made the igbos take up arms in the first place. This is what led to ESN. The tribalistic hypocrites will never see anything wrong with this one.

Grandemperor:

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Are you through stating bunkum? Who gave you the impression that your cerebral nonfunctionality or semblance, thereof, has instantaneously been relieved? FYI, civilization started in Africa with dissemination in the Arab world. The Vandals, Barbarians, etc of Europe distributed the psyche of their wanton destruction and occupation to the rest of the world. We merely defend and extricate ourselves from the evil that has descended on us in the name of development. I challenge you to oppose my response to your gibberish. I'm the Grandemperor. What I don't know is not worth knowing, or is non-extant. Bring out your puerile and insipid imputations and postulations, and I will remit same to you and your Western extremists, manipulators and bigots.

You know what's funny? There is nothing (absolutely nothing) you are yammering about that I haven't read on EONS ago...You deviately (or derailing ) from ths main topic and dropping unnecessary bogus names doesn't impress me neither does it makeyou seem "smart" nor learned. You actually sound like someone who just began reading encyclopedias and next you have God complex.

jaxxy:


on what charges?

I know they became popular for defending their people against exploitation by oil companies and government. I know in the process they committed crimes and broke the law bt I think they are just agitators for their people who are stupid. I stand to be corrected.


as for the contract there is a comprehensive job to be done so it's not free.

Late Ken Saro Wiwia remains the only man who truly fought for the Niger Delta. Any others are just opportunists and dead beats.

She really spent a lot on aesthetics...some of her ribs have been removed to enhance that figure "8" shape, she has silicon implants in a butt and boobs, botox in her lips and who knows what else.

Grandemperor:

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Yes, ''like seriously'', you need medical attention. You alleged that ''developing'' climes would psychiatrically handle the extant situation in ''backward'' Nigeria. Sire, I have given you instances, not ONE, perpetrated by a military psychiatrist in the USA, and another perpetrated in Kabul, Asia. If you mention Odi and Zaki Ibiam, I give you Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I give you the holocaust, the gas chambers against the Jews. I, also, give you operation Desert Storm. I give you john F. Kennedy. I give you the prime minister of Sweden in 1986 per Olof Palme. I give you the two young igbo and yoruba graduates as security workers last month in Canada. I give you Black Lives Matter. ''Like seriously'', you require cerebral medical care!

I think you just fell of a cliff. My "medical issues" are minor (at least my brain is still intact).

theophilusj31:
All because of woman

Cult wars are started by the most stup*d ignominious dumb a$$ reasons imaginable and No1 is because of girls (they would never marry by the way or even have a long term relationship with to begin with).

In sane climes,Tompolo,Asari,Boyloaf and so on would have been handed life upon life upon extra 8,000 years sentences with hard labor but Nigeria is an insane country so....

Grandemperor:

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Mr Whites, you must develop the US of A:
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Are you bringing up ONE incident that occurred on US soil in comparison with numerous atrocities committed by our armed forces daily? Before the EndSARS mishap, do you know how many innocent defenseless citizens who lost their lives to those policemen EVERYDAY? Can you even compare your example to the shooting spree carried our by our soldiers? Do I need to bring up Odi and Saki Biam?


Like seriously?

MrBrownJay1:


if the above is your justification for crimes in Nigeria then i am sorry, i dont buy it, and certainly will say:" people who think like you do and believe that stealing others is the solution, should indeed get jungle justice when caught!!!!"

here is a simple clue: the person these bastard thieves steal from are NOT the reason for poor people's misery. there are some people out there who struggle to make ends meet and manage to do so WHILE DOING WHAT IS RIGHT.... expecting now to have some lazy/greedy/ungrateful people to now go steal the little their neighbors have, just because they dont want to do what everyone else is doing (hawk pure water; go ask family for help OR simply go without for a few days), is not only CRAZY, but also wrong on any level whatsoever. whats next? blame successful/lucky/gainfully employed people for hunger in Nigeria?!

Cancer isn't treated with band aid neither does a condom cure A.I.D.S neither is a face mask efficient against a nonexistent scamdemic covid virus .

Back to the issue....

I am pretty sure you have NEVER gone days without food (I have and trust me my mind state @ time was nothing pretty...been there, seen it all). Your mentality is akin to those fat toads in Aso Rock who have no idea of what the masses are really going through....

Two-Three decades ago the crime rate in European countries surpassed Nigeria, today we are one of the most blacklisted from petty crimes to terrorism. Do you think those bandits would be on motorcyles, brandishing Kalashnikov's and killing people over next to nothing if they had the basics of life from inception? Do you think someone who eats @ least three proper meals a day would think of stealing another person's goat?

Finland (amongst other European countries) have a next to zero crime rate because they ERADICATED poverty...their serious crimes border on suicides and drug induced violence but stealing? No way.

Common sense ain't common Jay!!!

DispatcherLagos:

Bros no doubt you na confirm fada for hood. I comot cap for you.
But wetin lord like you find go lekki na wey be say na juus full the hood...fvcking boring. Even na Ogudu wey person like you suppose dey exist

Hmm.

MrBrownJay1:


bro, you can blame whats happening in Nigeria to a lot of things, but HUNGER, i dont think so... there are many poor countries on earth, but only in Nigeria/Africa do you see this rampant ritual killing; kidnapping, yahoo-yahoo etc.... so abeg, you better look in the mirror for answers and stop blaming hunger for whats happening.

now, do i believe that jungle justice and/or death penalty is a solution....ABSOLUTELY FUKCING YES!!!! (if it doesnt solve the problem, it will at least get rid of these parasites in Nigerian/African society).

i wont be a hypocrite and stick my head in the sand believing that doing nothing is gonna help matters, because as much as hunger is rampant in Nigeria, i also fully understand that stealing from someone who already is struggling, is a sure death sentence.

You need @ least N5,000 to prepare a fairly decent pot of soup today....most employed personnel are on N50,000 and below wages (I can't call that a salary). Transportation costs to work,rent,electricity bills,security bills,sewage bills,school fees for the kids,feeding/clothing/medical for the kids and an avalanche of miscellaneous expenses are all in that meagre wage and these are the EMPLOYED!!!! How about the unemployed who are in that state for now fault of their own?

Have you become this unreasonable or are you trying to be someone else's persona?

DispatcherLagos:

Hahaha....Twale baba....u be correct

U suppose don know....abi make I yan how many times I don sleep for alapere police station? Abi cruise wey man been dey catch for Ogudu as a youth? Abi GCE wey I write for dat Majidun secondary school? Na u make me dey over yarn ooo as you been dey form area wey know every.

If I begin drop names of senior men tay tay for area, I go cast myself. Na lekki I dey now sha (for now).

DispatcherLagos:

20-26 years of yesterday?
Oga Maryland to Owode has been my hood since over 3 decades now

Is that so?

3 decades ba? I was in my mid to late twenties when i dey run all the tinz i mentioned earlier (do the math). I don attend arowoshegbe during the 80's (stripped white and grey shirt with blood red shorts),attended orishigun with the white on green stripe, f**ked Ghana olosho @ mile 12 for N2 naira and love garden @ Solomon street (and many others as a kid), from that Owode Onirin to Ogoduyan (ikorodu) I can name almost every street.

From the little I have written so far, anyone from 35 yrs and above wey be confirm omo adugbo would guess who I am....I just need to drop the first letter of my name and you go hia stories.

DispatcherLagos:


Yes....Yes......Yes.....Yes.....Yes.....and Yes.
Any other question?

Do you know PoPo guest house? Do you remember Rosapet? You don cross Agboyi river with canoe go smoke weed before? I am talking about 20-26 yrs ago stuff make you know say I be old man for area. Alapere na flood area wey worse pass lekki....almost all the houses bend go one side....2 storey building dey sink turn to bungalow.

DispatcherLagos:

Everything you can ever think of

Really?

Where you in alapere before roads were tarred from iie-eja to agboyi? Where you in ketu-mile 12 when orishigun and kosofe secondary school was run by an Igbo woman (my relative R.I.P) who drove a yellow Datsun 120Y coupe? Do you know Keneri? Do you know Musanga?

Once upon a time, years could pass without hearing of a single murder in social media (except road accidents,airplane mishaps and of course "accidental discharge" from police).

Today, to kill is nothing. A full grown chicken is now worth more than human life. Who do we blame? Govt? Certainly NOT...coz YOU elected them same way you are killing yourselves over a dead vegetable with nothing to offer called TINUBU.

Need I say more?

Freshkpomz....

The answers aren't on nairaland. First of, leave the religious bigots out of it....the problem is much bigger than that. Its not about Judaism, Christianity or Islam. On the surface, we are dealing with the powers that be, get deep and we are dealing with issues that have been going on before the Gregorian calendar, get deeper and you are dealing with pacts made by intra-inter planetary beings from ancient days with the so called leaders we so stup*dly follow (what ppl of lower intelligence call "spiritual problems).


Hint : The " 8" symbol of Tinubu's head gear is the symbol of the oarobaru (I think I got the spelling wrong". You don't walk around with sh*t like that if you ain't a high initiate into LOWER dimensional orders (the so called "illuminati,ochristi and many other confused dead beats).

E don tay wey dem don dey run us client.

Help : Download " code to the matrix" by Sevan Bomar. That's a start. Make sure you have the patience to read and under (inner stand). Thank me later. Its in PDF.

DispatcherLagos:
Fear Alapere and ketu as a whole

What do you know about Alapere and Ketu?

First off, most ppl in our military today aren't there to serve the country. Joblessness is the cause.

Next, developed countries carry out mental checks on their armed personnel frequently. That obviously doesn't happen in Nigeria and should it happen, our typical low base mentality would be to use that as opportunity to loot govt funds e.g Federal govt approves N27 billion to run medical brain checks on soldiers (and of course, one brigadier pockets most of the funds).

Blacks! Sad!!!!

MrBrownJay1:


so because i now believe in Jungle justice, and you dont, it means i dont have common sense?! what about the millions who are dying at the hand of these criminals, do they have common sense?
btw they do use jungle justice for petty thieves in South America YES!



if you followed me carefully, back in the days when i was posting under MrBrownJay, i advocated for jungle justice for politicians....it has never changed but instead evolved...here below is one of my older post back in 2012





its called evolution and MY HUMBLE OPINION about how to solve Nigeria's problem (which is really getting out of hand)... only a goddamn fool wouldnt adapt to whats happening today in Africa. ritual killing and kidnapping, thieving/looting is rampant and IMHO only the death penalty will solve that (jungle justice is just a quick solution to free the court)

Back in the 80's and early 90's, death by firing squad was the end for arm robbers....did that work? Today in some states the penalty for kidnapping is death, has it worked?

You see, we Africans have always had a problem long before the slave trade era...rather than surgically uproot the cause of the cancer, we go for band aid parliatives. A hungry man is an angry man....a hungry man will do anything to survive even if it means resorting to cannibalism (you watched "Oasis" back in the old days didn't you?). A hungry man is easy to manipulate/control that's why the forces that be do everything possible to keep black Africans (emphasis on BLACK) in penury by installing puppet leaders to do their bidding (I derailed...I know...lol).

You never evolved Bro....You devolved.

Sad!!!!

Let me bring you up to speed....

Nigeria as a country is populated with people who are completely bereft of moral,ideals plus extremely low IQ to boot. Those ppl who are quick to beat,kill and burn thieves are actually more morally bankrupt than the criminals. I have personally witnessed with a guy who passed a filling station @ Festac (Lagos) on seeing a petty thief being beaten, branched into a vulcanizer's shop,pulled out a jack (that metal thing used to lift cars) and bursted the brains of the said thief....the suspect died instantly. He walked away like it was nothing....few weeks later the same guy was being held in festac area command for stabbing someone to death over Chelsea vs Liverpool match. See that?

Unless in self defense, you must be morally bankrupt to kill another person. Even domestic animals are only killed for food and in the most humane way possible. Many of those who are quick to lynch are actually angry it wasn't them who had the opportunity to steal.

Remember, this is a country where those who steal billions are worshipped meanwhile the guy who stole two goats has a micbellin tire around his neck,petrol is being doused over his body while his executioner wants to lit his weed first before roasting him alive. Who is worse of off?

I have pondered over this issue for years. If I was President, I would exterminate majority of the population in a pogrom worse than Hitler. Shallow people like that are worse than wild animals (@ least animals kill to eat). Most Nigerians are morally decrepit and unfit to live as far as I am concerned.

My 200 cents!!!